It was at that moment that the gang and Olga decided to outside. Why? Well,
because James was bored and like every person who's bored does, he felt
like flirting with the hogwarts student body and perhaps some of the staff.
Sirius also wanted to flirt, but Remus and Peter did not. This had no real
logic behind it; perhaps it was because Remus was a poor, angst-ridden
werewolf with no real friends (apart from, of course, his three great and
loyal, wonderful friends) and Peter was fat.
It was at that moment Lily Evans ran by. Lily is gorgeus, stunning, and gorgeous. Olga snorted, however, because Lily is far flatter-chested than she is. Lily was, predictably, singing.
"Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?"
Every female in the area pointed at Sirius at the word 'gods'.
"Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?"
Everyone pointed at Remus.
"Isn't there a white knight apon a firey steed?"
Everyone pointed at James.
"I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night! He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fresh from the fight!"
All fingers stayed pointing at James.
"I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life!"
At 'larger than life', all fingers moved to James' genital area. Lily abruptly stopped singing.
"Anyone?" She asked. "Any ideas at all?"
A bright Las Vegas worthy light appeared that read 'JAMES POTTER' and flashed incessantly. Lily ignored it.
"Oh, alright."
She began snogging Severus Snape.
It was at that moment Lily Evans ran by. Lily is gorgeus, stunning, and gorgeous. Olga snorted, however, because Lily is far flatter-chested than she is. Lily was, predictably, singing.
"Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?"
Every female in the area pointed at Sirius at the word 'gods'.
"Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?"
Everyone pointed at Remus.
"Isn't there a white knight apon a firey steed?"
Everyone pointed at James.
"I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night! He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fresh from the fight!"
All fingers stayed pointing at James.
"I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life!"
At 'larger than life', all fingers moved to James' genital area. Lily abruptly stopped singing.
"Anyone?" She asked. "Any ideas at all?"
A bright Las Vegas worthy light appeared that read 'JAMES POTTER' and flashed incessantly. Lily ignored it.
"Oh, alright."
She began snogging Severus Snape.
