Gabbi: Hey guys!!! *dancing with sheenagami*

Hiei, Kurama, Malik: *drowning in the reviews* ACK!

Gabbi: Oh, suck it up!

The Three: HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Gabbi: o.o; meep....

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"N-nani? What on Earth is this place?" Ryou stammered.

"Spirit World!" Malik said, "Senic, ne?"

Ryou backed alittle, "Whatever! This place looks like a weird castle of some sort!"

Botan started walking, "It does hold a prince..."

"A prince?!"

"Don't get your hopes up, Ryou. He ain't gonna get you as a royal chef or anything, heck, he is barely enough to be *called* a prince."

"MALIK!" Botan wacked him on the head with the oar. "RUDE!"

Malik rubbed his head. "It's the truth..."

They walked in.

"Koenma!" Botan yelled. "HELLOOO!"

"Botan!" Koenma yelled, "Do you have those two?"

"YUP!"

"Good! He yelled, "I have Yusuke and the gang ready for them to start learning and training!"

"Yusuke and the gang?" Ryou asked.

"Uh... oh... was that the redhead that I confused for a girl and that guy as tall as Yugi... were they apart of it?"

"A guy you confused for a girl...? Now that, I gotta see!" Ryou laughed.

"I wouldn't start getting smart..." Botan warned, "Koenma can easily get you guys into hell, you know..."

"Oh! Gomen!"

"Better."

They walked to the office of Koenma (I love saying that!).

"Ryou Bakura? Malik Ishtar?" Koenma asked.

"THAT'S KO-" Ryou started, but Malik ribbed him.

"Okay, we made a deal that if you become Spirit Detectives, you can be stay alive. Well, Yusuke, stand up."

A boy with slicked-back hair came in front of them. "Okay, so you're gonna work with us..."

"Us?" the boys looked at eachother.

"Oh, come up, boys!"

The redhead and short man Malik met and a strange carrot-top came up.

Malik took one look at the carrot-top and screamed, "HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE UGLY!"

"Oh? You're a wise-mouth? Come and-"

"Kuwabara, calm down," Kurama said.

Malik just stuck his tongue out, "NYAH!"

"Malik..." Ryou pulled on his necklace.

"Gah... chockey..." Malik moaned.

Hiei just looked at Malik with these evil red eyes.

Malik cringed "..."

Kurama smiled alittle, "It's an honor to meet you guys again on, ahem, different circumstances."

Malik and Hiei were still locked in a staring contest.

"Same here," Ryou said. "Malik, down boy."

"Oh, I know what that is like," Kurama chuckled. "You're like a caretaker."

"Hai," Ryou nodded, "Exactally."

Kurama smiled and extended his hand, "I guess you know my name's Kurama, Ryou, but..."

"...I know," Ryou said as he replied with a handshake.

They grinned slightly at eachother. "We should make good friends, you know?" Kurama said.

"Yeah," Ryou said, "I think so too."

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Gomen! I am so sorry it's late, other fics, you know?

Well, anyways, will Malik and Ryou be spirit detectives? Yadda, yadda... and...

WILL MALIK AND HIEI STOP STARING AT EACHOTHER?!

R&R, Ja!