Disclaimer: Not mine, although I wish they were…

All's Fair in Love and War: Oops…

A/N: Hey guys…Thought I'd write a real Inu-Yasha fanfic instead of a one-timer. Yey chapters! *huzzahs* ^0^

The sun shone brightly in the spring air. A small, warm breeze swayed the leaves of the trees and made their trunks creak with old age. A few song birds flew from the canopy of the Inu-Yasha forest at the sound of a very long and aggravated roar. A few birds chirped that hopped around the Bone Eaters Well chose not to notice, since the cry seemed to be far enough away. They ruffled their feathers in the early evening sun and pecked at some specks of food they found on the ground. The ground shook at little and one bird looked up just in time to scurry out of the way as one white tennis shoe hit the ground where it's head would have been.

"KAGOME! DON'T YOU DARE LEA—"

"OSUWARI!"

Inu-Yasha's face met the grass with a sickening crack. Kagome, huffing and puffing, scrambled over the edge of the well and let herself fall as a very pissed hanyou spat insults into the dirt.

He pulled himself off the ground and clutched his back. That was the seventeenth time she had done that in the last ten minutes.

"Fine! Leave! I don't care!" Inu-Yasha yelled into the well. Miroku and Sango watched form a safe distance as the dog demon fell back to the ground, grappling his aching back. Shippo bounded up to his two friends and snickered at the poor half-breed.

"One more "sit" and Inu-Yasha wouldn't have survived," Miroku said solemnly. Sango nodded in agreement and they both walked forward, the little kistune clinging to the lady exterminator's shoulder. When they reached Inu-Yasha's side, the fox stuck his tongue out and began to run as the hanyou sprang to his feet and began to chase him around the small clearing.

"AH! GOMEN NE! (A/N: Gomen ne means "I'm sorry") GOMEN NE!" Shippo cried. Inu-Yasha held him by the tail and used him as a punching bag until Sango hit him on the head with Hairakotsu. (A/N: I think that's what her boomerang is called, anyway ^^;;)

"Bitch."

"Inu-Yasha, don't call Sango-sama such profound names," Miroku said stiffly. Inu-Yasha growled and dropped Shippo from his grasp. He couldn't believe all these imbeciles. Leaning against the Bone Eaters Well, he crossed his legs and arms and pouted.

"What's wrong with you?! You always sulk when Kagome leaves and then you up and push her away! I DON'T GET YOU!! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR WOMAN?!" Shippo yelled. Inu-Yasha growled and the boy ran, screaming, back to Kaede's hut.

Inu-Yasha still sat, thinking. Miroku stepped a bit closer and Sango ran after Shippo. The monk sat about two yards away from Inu-Yasha, as to not invade personal space.

"I think you should tell Kagome how you really feel," he sighed knowingly. Inu-Yasha's ears perked up and he stuttered.

"W-what are you suggesting, monk?! W-what do you think I 'really' feel?!" he screamed uncertainly, balling his hand into a fist, ready to take a swing.

"I suppose you need more time," Miroku shook his head, disappointed. Inu-Yasha was at a loss as to what the priest was actually talking to him about. Miroku stood up and started walking toward the village.

"Oi! Monk! I'm not done with you!"

"Another day, Inu-Yasha," he replied, holding his hand up in a halting matter.

The dog demon contemplated following Miroku, but decided against it and jumped in the well…His excuse: Kagome's time wasn't full of stupid losers like Miroku and Shippo…


A/N: Bleh…I'm sick…X_x;; Sorry…It'll actually develop into something after the next chapter or so. I just can't comprehend anything at the moment…