Sake and Spandex
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Authors note:: don't ask!! We just read a fic that led you on to thinking something else when it only was about painting nails... Biased our first one on that.. The other one was much better written though.. I also couldn't figure out weather or not to capitalize Genins.. O.o
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.. *Sob* (if I did.. Neji would.. Uh.. Err.. I didn't say anything!!) and I don't own pokemon..
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::Kakashi, Iruka, Ebisu, Anko, and Gai are trapped in Kakashi's house::
Kakashi peeks through the hole in the door. "Are they out there?" Iruka asks in a frightened tone. "Yup." answers Kakashi. "What should we do?" Asks Ebisu, nervous and shaking. "What can we do?" Says Kakashi, dully. "They're not gonna leave." "So why don't we have some fun?" Anko grins and scoots closer to Kakashi as he pulls out a bottle with a mysterious kanji on it. He takes a swig and falls over, Anko catching the bottle and drinking some too, then reluctantly handing it to Gai. "Mmmmmm sake..." he says with delight. Ebisu and Iruka are reluctant to have some, thinking it would be a bad influence, but they try it, and immediately pass out. Kakashi laughs and stays on the floor. "Hey, guys, that stuff's expensive, don't drink it all. hic."
Naruto bangs on the door. "We won't hurt you!" He yells. "Ya!" Yells Sasuke, "We'll just dress you." Sakura claps a hand over his mouth before he can continue. "Shut up Sasuke!" There's a loud thud and Sasuke screams. "Naruto!" "You're gay aren't you!?" "Well if our sensei's won't come out then we'll just use you instead!" Sakura laughs. "Me first!" Neji tries to hold Sakura back as she runs for Sasuke, letting Naruto go first, tackling the screaming Sasuke. "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!" "GET OFFA ME!"
Kakashi giggles evilly as he listens to his students killing Sasuke. Anko, suddenly giggling like a schoolgirl, jumps on Kakashi. Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Neji hear this and wonder what's happening. Gai slowly backs away from the two, wondering if he'd be safer out with the genins. Kakashi kicks her off and runs out the door and by the half-naked Sasuke. "He's probably half way to cloud country by now." Sasuke says, laughing. Neji sees a blur as Kakashi runs by, and hears hysterical laughing inside the room. Anko peers out and grabs an unsuspecting Naruto by the legs. She grabs an abandoned bottle of oil and drags Naruto into the room. Sakura thinks about helping Naruto but decides to 'help' Sasuke instead, and jumps on the boy. He screams even louder then with Naruto as she dresses him in a pikachu suit. Iruka, and Ebisu wake up and fall backwards again twitching when they see Sasuke in a tight spandex yellow suit with red cheeks, and black stripes. Anko, seeing him was about to run over when she saw Sakura's glare. (Anko's drunk btw.) Sasuke whimpers. "Please help me." Anko giggles and sits down on the floor laughing. Sakura sees a wisp of silver around a corner of the wall and has Neji go catch Kakashi. He comes back, dragging a unconscious Kakashi behind him. "Neji!! Ya didn't have to hurt him ya know!" Ino yelled at him. "Do you think he would let you get even 2 feet away with an open lipstick tube?" he asked spastically. Ino quickly puts the cap on the tube. "I guess your right.. Bring him over here.. " Neji drags him CALMLY toward Ino's portable makeup station and she begins giving him a makeover with a slight grin. Naruto suddenly falls over backwards from exhaustion, then Sasuke leans on the wall and falls into a deep sleep with his eyes open. Sakura is no here to be found and Ino fell asleep half way through putting Kakashi's blush on. The jounins/chounins quietly cheer and sneak out of the house, away from the small sleeping genins, carrying Kakashi by the collar.
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Authors note:: don't ask!! We just read a fic that led you on to thinking something else when it only was about painting nails... Biased our first one on that.. The other one was much better written though.. I also couldn't figure out weather or not to capitalize Genins.. O.o
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.. *Sob* (if I did.. Neji would.. Uh.. Err.. I didn't say anything!!) and I don't own pokemon..
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::Kakashi, Iruka, Ebisu, Anko, and Gai are trapped in Kakashi's house::
Kakashi peeks through the hole in the door. "Are they out there?" Iruka asks in a frightened tone. "Yup." answers Kakashi. "What should we do?" Asks Ebisu, nervous and shaking. "What can we do?" Says Kakashi, dully. "They're not gonna leave." "So why don't we have some fun?" Anko grins and scoots closer to Kakashi as he pulls out a bottle with a mysterious kanji on it. He takes a swig and falls over, Anko catching the bottle and drinking some too, then reluctantly handing it to Gai. "Mmmmmm sake..." he says with delight. Ebisu and Iruka are reluctant to have some, thinking it would be a bad influence, but they try it, and immediately pass out. Kakashi laughs and stays on the floor. "Hey, guys, that stuff's expensive, don't drink it all. hic."
Naruto bangs on the door. "We won't hurt you!" He yells. "Ya!" Yells Sasuke, "We'll just dress you." Sakura claps a hand over his mouth before he can continue. "Shut up Sasuke!" There's a loud thud and Sasuke screams. "Naruto!" "You're gay aren't you!?" "Well if our sensei's won't come out then we'll just use you instead!" Sakura laughs. "Me first!" Neji tries to hold Sakura back as she runs for Sasuke, letting Naruto go first, tackling the screaming Sasuke. "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!" "GET OFFA ME!"
Kakashi giggles evilly as he listens to his students killing Sasuke. Anko, suddenly giggling like a schoolgirl, jumps on Kakashi. Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Neji hear this and wonder what's happening. Gai slowly backs away from the two, wondering if he'd be safer out with the genins. Kakashi kicks her off and runs out the door and by the half-naked Sasuke. "He's probably half way to cloud country by now." Sasuke says, laughing. Neji sees a blur as Kakashi runs by, and hears hysterical laughing inside the room. Anko peers out and grabs an unsuspecting Naruto by the legs. She grabs an abandoned bottle of oil and drags Naruto into the room. Sakura thinks about helping Naruto but decides to 'help' Sasuke instead, and jumps on the boy. He screams even louder then with Naruto as she dresses him in a pikachu suit. Iruka, and Ebisu wake up and fall backwards again twitching when they see Sasuke in a tight spandex yellow suit with red cheeks, and black stripes. Anko, seeing him was about to run over when she saw Sakura's glare. (Anko's drunk btw.) Sasuke whimpers. "Please help me." Anko giggles and sits down on the floor laughing. Sakura sees a wisp of silver around a corner of the wall and has Neji go catch Kakashi. He comes back, dragging a unconscious Kakashi behind him. "Neji!! Ya didn't have to hurt him ya know!" Ino yelled at him. "Do you think he would let you get even 2 feet away with an open lipstick tube?" he asked spastically. Ino quickly puts the cap on the tube. "I guess your right.. Bring him over here.. " Neji drags him CALMLY toward Ino's portable makeup station and she begins giving him a makeover with a slight grin. Naruto suddenly falls over backwards from exhaustion, then Sasuke leans on the wall and falls into a deep sleep with his eyes open. Sakura is no here to be found and Ino fell asleep half way through putting Kakashi's blush on. The jounins/chounins quietly cheer and sneak out of the house, away from the small sleeping genins, carrying Kakashi by the collar.
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