Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter or Steve Irwin.


"Hello! And welcome to the Crocodile Hunter! Today we will take a look at the rare and mysterious world of the British Wizard!"

"Crikey! Look 'ere comes one now. Looks like females, oh my gosh they're congregating to talk in their mysterious way, lets listen in." says Steve as he creeps in closer.

"Did you get the Quibbler today?"

"Eeeeee! Oh yes!"

"Blimey! Almost made me go deaf! Still not as bad as..... oh well lets listen some more."

"I thought the article was interesting."

"Oh who cares? Which boy do you like?"

"Ron Weasly!"

"Harry Potter."

"Neville Longbottem."

"Neville Longbottem, you like Neville Longbottem!"

"Crikey, can't understand a word a they said, but that one, who just spoke sounded a little shocked, and she looked the part too."

"Looks like they're movin' off, lets follow."

As Steve moves off the camera man follows, but trips.

"Over here, hurry, and be quiet!" wispered Steve.

"Huh? What was that?"

"Dunno, probably nothing come on or we'll be late for Double Potions with Slyterin., you know Snape 'ill take of ten points each if we're late."

"That was close, join us tomorrow for more female wizards were we'll be going to something called Potions."