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"Welcome back! We've followed our witches, witches are female wizards, as wizards are only male, to Potions, whatever that is lets listen in."

"Attention class today we will be making a boil cure potion, look up on the board to find the ingredients."

"Yes Miss Granger."

"Professor Snape, haven't we learned this already?"

"Yes! Miss Granger we are reviewing for your O.W.L.S., since some of us, didn't learn it."

"As primitive as they may seem, they have developed to the middle-ages. And the adult wizard seem to not like the clumsy one. He's already poked him self with the porcupine quill twice."

"Mr. Potter will you please tell the class what is so funny?"

"Oh, err...... nothing."

"Good, then if you find nothing funny I suppose you'll find doing nothing at detention very funny."

"For what?!"

"For disrupting the class, and ten points from Gryffindor for questioning a teacher. Now everyone please hand me your potions, I will give you them back tomorrow to test them."

Brrrrrring!

"Crikey! That just about scared the livin' daylights out of me!"

"Who's there?"

"Hurry that adult looks mad lets run!"

"Stop! Who are you?"

"Crikey, I'm out of breath! Looks like everyone is going to eat dinner! Let go find out their eating habits, but only next episode!"

"YOU! WHO ARE YOU?"

"Crikey!"