Disclaimer: this is getting old I DO NOT! Own Harry Potter or Steve Irwin.


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"Crikey! Hurry up! They've got some sort of stick out no- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?! THE BLOOMING STICKS SHOT OUT A YELLOW LIGHT THAT BLEW UP THAT SUIT OF ARMOR! Are you getting Terri? (Terri is his wife, I had to visit a website to figure out that, I dunno if she is his camera man ,or woman, but she is in this story.)

Blam! A suit of armor exploded just as Steve and Terri ran past!

"Wuh? What's going on here- POTTER FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR FOR SHOOTING A SPELL AT A TEACHER AND WE'RE GOING TO DUMBLE-"

"It's not you I'm aiming for, it's that weirdo!"

"OH, IN THAT CASE!" said the adult as he pulled out his stick.

"CRIKEY THE ADULT NEARLY BLEW MY 'EAD OFF!"

"PROFESSOR SNAPE!"

"WHAT POTTER?!?!"

"THAT MAN'S A MUGGLE, NAMED STEVE IRWIN!"

"Terri, look a corner, I remember that there was a tapestry of fruit hanging down with suits of armor around front, lets get behind the suits!"

"Ok Steve!"

(I will now call the people by the name Steve knows them by from listening.)

"STEVE IRWIN, COME OUT!", yelled Snape.

"Professor Snape I think he went that way!"

(If there is no said by or whatever, and if it's a new person, it's an unidentified person.)

"Thank you Mr. Longbottem. Now if you say strait ahead I will be going the other way."

"But Profes-"

"Ten points from Griffindor fo questioning a teacher."

"Yes Professor."

"Everyone this way!"

"Crikey! They almost got me! Oh my! Look at this artwork!" he says as his finger brushes the pear.

"What the, the picture rolled up, there's a stair case, lets go!"

"What the Devils are they, they look like Santa's Elves, pointy ears, short, makin' stuff, just not toys, but food!"

"Dobby not a Santa Elf, Dobby a House Elf."

"You know what Terri, I'm not even gonna be shocked, I half expected 'em to grow wings and eat my 'ead."

"No, Dobby wouldn't do that, now Winky, when she gets drunk, she might try to eat your head, she attacked Dumbledore with a frying pan one time, oh Dobby is being rude, would you like some tea and crumpets?"

"Sure, if you'll answer a few questions."

"Of course, Dobby will answer your questions!"

"Here you go sir." said an unidentified Elf.

"Thank you."

"Now Nobby, not nis nis nace?"

"Could master please repeat that?"

"Sorry, was chewing, bad manners, What is this place?"

"Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

"Ok, that's not as bad as I thought it might be, Killers school of psychopaths and mentally deranged people."