Disclaimer: I am a robot Lord Brocktree programed to say the disclaimer, he got tired of saying it. I do not own Harry Potter, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Dangit it broke, oh well, I do not own Harry Potter or Steve Irwin, Thank God!


"We are in the Great Hall, I think that is what they called it. Looks like Dumblydoris is giving a speach."

"Hello Hogwarts, there is a muggle named Steve Irwin, or the Crocodile Hunter, he is a man who goes with a camera, the camera which could film us to give to the rest of the muggles, which could start a war, muggles with they're nuclear weapons, we could do nothing but die. Your parents may not think you are ready to know this, but I think you are." with a wave of his wand sleeping bags appeared. "We do not know what he wants, so, Prefects make sure no one leaves the Great Hall, if any one notices Steve please alert a teacher."

"Hermione, come here, tell Ron to look over there and you'll look over here."

"Why Harry?"

"I need to tell you something."

"Ok Harry."

"Ron, how about you look over there, it looks like there is no one over there."

"Ok Hermione!"

"Hermione, I-I-I lov-"

"POTTER! GET IN A SLEEPING BAG WITH GRIFFINDOR! YOU'VE JUST LOST TEN POINTS FOR THEM! NOW!

"Hermione, I'll be over there, so when your done go there."

"Harry, I love you."

"I know."

"NOW POTTER!" said Snape as he grabbed him.

"My God! Mr. Potter seems to have chosen Miss Granger/Mudblood/Hermione as his mate! Terri did you get that?!?!"

"Yes Steve! That was some of the best footage yet!"

"Professor Snape, there is the weirdo."

"Oh, no he-"


Days Later


"Where are we Terri?"

"I dunno Steve, but the Camera got no film. Oh no we've got to get to Madagascar In two days!

"Lets go!"


The End!