Winds of Change

The alarm clock was ringing. It was 5 in the morning. Fi's plane was coming in about an hour and a half. "What? Oh, I'm awake." Annie managed to stumble out as she rolled out of Fi's old bed on the bus. "Finally I'll be out of this place. Back at home, back where I can truly relate to something. normal." Just then Jack walked into Annie's room. "Hey, mom just wanted me to make sure you were up." "Well, I'm awake." "Ok then, breakfast in 10 minutes." "Wait, Jack." "Yeah Annie?" "I need to talk to you. Alone." "Um, sure. I'll close the door." "Everything that's been going on between us, you know, all that. stuff." "I'm not following." Jack was confused. Annie leaned over and kissed him. It wasn't your normal peck on the cheek; this was your whole, tongue-in-mouth, swap spit type of thing. It was truly disgusting. "Whoa, slow down there, Annie. Is that what you were talking about?" "Yes, Jack." "Annie, there's been nothing going on here." "Yes there has! All those little flirting moments! What do you call those?" "I was never flirting with you. Got it?" "No, how could you not notice it?" Jack got really mad and stormed out the door to go eat. "Mom, I'll be so glad when Fi is back, I can't stand another minute with Annie!" "Jack what are you talking about?" Molly obviously likes Annie. Everyone knows that. "She kissed me!" "She what?" "She kissed me; tongue and all!" "She is kind of hot." "Clu! That's disgusting!" "Ok, let me be the voice of reason. Clu, first of all, she's our guest. As for you, Jack. sit down and eat your bagel and get over it." "This is so unfair!" All of a sudden Carey, Irene and Ned walked into the bus after coming from a nearby coffee shop in New York City. "Hey guys what's up?" Carey obviously was clueless about all of the anger in the room. "So Fi's plane comes in, in a half hour and Annie's leaves in fifteen minutes. Dad?" "Yeah?" "We gotta go." "Hey since when did you become the parent?" Irene asked. "Well I just thought that if Annie missed her plane that it would be really bad, and if we missed FI, she'd never let us live it down." "Carey, you just became the genius of the family!" "Aren't I the one who's in college though?" Clu just had to ask. "Nevermind.