Sano-chan: wow a dare from king miroku *both hands are grasped by inu-
yasha*
Inu yasha: lady Sano-chan, will you please * insert dramatic silence here* bare my child?
Sano-chan: ok!
Inu yasha: *sweat drop* what did you say?
Sano-chan: ok I said I will
Inu yasha: * twitch twitch* are you.* twitch* serious?
Sano-chan: *nods* of course! What's wrong, inu-kun?
*gets all sparkly eyed*
inu yasha: *backs away* uhh. I gotta go! Sayonara! * starts running away but crashes into a certain hentai.*
inu yasha: wh.what are you doing here ?!?!
Kiri: *shakes head * oh god just what we need, another pervert.
Miroku: *walks up to Kiri and grins like the perverted monk he is* you know your ears really turn me on will you bare my child?
Kiri: * picks up George the Azusa chair of death and whaps Miroku over the head with it* HENTAI!!!!
Sano-chan: Kiri san!! leave miri chan alone!!! * runs up to Miroku * hey! Are you alright ? * pokes his face* uhh. he isn't moving *pokes him some more * Miroku sama? Hellooooo?????
Inu yasha: fen! I'd think it wouldn't have hurt as much considering how much he gets hit 24/7 for perving on sango.
(K/N HA HA FEN!!! FEN!!!! I CANT TYPE RIGHT SO I SAY FFEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Instead of feh! HA HA!!!)
Kiri: serves him right, the hentai *feels slight tapping on head*
Sano-chan: * starts hitting Kiri on the head with the Azusa chair of death* you mean to miri chan * whap* you mean *whap* you mean you mean you mean!!! * whap whap whap*
Kiri: * with numerous bumps on head * will you cut it out you. you . neko.. inu. fox. THING!!!
Sano-chan: I am ½ inu ¼ human and ¼ demon!! * puts chair down* I'm done psychically abusing you now. *looks at miroku* is he dead?
Kiri & inuyasha: who cares!
Chibodee:I'm not getting near him! He's like a clown without make up!
Kiri: * pokes him with a stick* yep he's dead alright, I'll dump him in the river.
Sano-chan: *confused* what river?
(K/N yes I know that it is unusual to have a river running though an office building, err. oh yeah I forgot to tell you their all in an office building.)
Kiri: the one I just made up it's by my desk you know the one I threw the Chibodee plushie in.
Sano-chan: * twitch twitch* you did what? Kiri: uuhh. heh heh never mind, any way *dumps mirokus body into the river with the stick* (K/N not that way you hentai Miroku worshipers! )
*something grabs the stick and pulls Kiri in the river*
inu yasha: uh oh looks like he WAS alive.
Kiri: eeeeeeeek!! *spashes into water*
Sano-chan: *whimper* miri-chan?
Chibodee: *hits Sano-chan on the head* what about Kiri?!!!!!
Sano-chan + Chibodee: *staring blankly at the water in an awkward silence with inu-yasha in the back with a humongous sweat drop on his head)
Kiri: *comes out of water gasping for breath looking like someone tried to rip her clothes off* whelp that was interesting *faints and falls over from exhaustion*
Chibodee: *picks her up* (S/N oooohhh how cute! K/N SHUT UP!!!) Are you alright Kiri?
Sano-chan: now look who's talking!! * unconsciously Kiri throws George at her and hits her in the head*
(K/N George is the Azusa chair on death. S/N you've been reading my Ranma ½ manga again haven't you? K/N yep!)
Kiri: *Eyes open wide when she realizes she's in Chibodee's arms* GAH!!!! PERVERT!! *whaps Chibodee then faints. again*
Sano-chan: *goes to river and pulls out miroku* I know how out wake her up! *tosses mirokus limp bodie onto Kiri*
Kiri: GEH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
Miroku: come here my sweet.
FLARE ARROW!!
everyone: ITS LINA INVERSE
Miroku: *presently on fire* please HOT!!! Bear. my BURNING!!!! Ch-chi-child WATER!!!! NEED WATER!!
Sano-chan: *dumps him into river and pulls him back out again* that better?
Miroku: *nods*
Sano-chan: *drops him back in the water because she's not paying attention*
Kiri: *gets up* thank you lina..and Amelia {oh great justice freak is here}
( K/N just to let you all know { } means it is a thought bubble )
Amelia: of corse were here all perverts shall be punished by the iron fist of justi.
Zel: *hits Amelia on the top of the head* Amelia. SHUT UP ABOUT ALL OF THE JUSTICE CRAP!!!!
Everyone: yatta! The justice freak is gone!!!
Miroku: *climbs out of river* jeez, for a river running though an office building it sure does have a strong current.
Bushes: *shake, shake* (S/N what now we have bushes in an office building?! K/N they're in pots, yeah that's it.)
Sano-chan: eep! Theres something in the bushes!
Chibodee: *being heroic* I'll protect you Sano-chan! *stands between Sano- chan and the bushes*
*Flash flash*
Chibodee: WH.what was that!! *runs behind Sano-chan*
Kiri: I hear film rolling. and it's coming from the bushes!!! * dramatically points to bushes*
Ed: uh oh I've been found out! *jumps on miroku* miroku-sama, miri-chan, miri-chan!
Kiri: alright that's all fine and dandy but let me do one thing first *kicks Amelia into river* alright you may now continue.
Ed: err. Ed confused. oh well, can Ed bare miroku's child? *gets all sparkly eyed*
Miroku: umm. sure alright!
Ed: yay!! * starts to take off jacket but is swept away by a mysterious person*
Goten: I AM CENSOR MAN!!! Here to protect you readers from people and their authors' pevertions!!!! I enforce all good and justice and scorn the sick and perverted!!
Sano-chan: *whispers* I think he should hook up with Ame-
Censor man: *whap* I will stop this fiend from uttering any more words of inappropriateness!!
Sano-chan: GAH!! You said that in my other story too!! And again, inappropriateness is not a word!!!!
Censor man: *hold up dictionary* if you recall I showed you this in the fifth chapter of-
(K/N I hate to burst your bubble Sano-chan but just for the record inappropriateness actually is a word. I looked it up)
Sano-chan: *grabs dictionary, tears out a few pages and eats them* THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU!!!
Censor man: . you want to eat me?
Sano-chan: *sweat drop* GEH!!! Why you-
Kiri: dark heart rhapsody!!!!!! *blows goten in the hand-me-down saiya man costume into the water*
Sano-chan: I didn't know you were a sailor scout?
Kiri: there's a lot of thing you don't know about me!
Sano-chan: *perverted grin* heh heh, like what?
Kiri: *picks up George the Azusa chair of death* Last Warning!!!
Announcer speaker thingy: attention all employees this building will be torn down in five days during now and then no personnel will be allowed out once they come in for the building has been quarantined as well.
Sano-chan: well that's not good
* BAM, BAM, BAM*
Kiri: what's that sound?
Sano-chan: *peeks around the corner at the main door at Chibodee who is desperately ramming the door trying to break it down*
Chibodee: Must! Escape! *starts banging fists against the door* GAH!!! LET ME OUT!!! GOD DAMNIT!! THERE'S NO FOOD IN HERE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!
Sano-chan: *holds up the office plant* I have some food!
Kiri: *sigh* Normal ppl don't eat leaves.
Sano-chan: Chibodee isn't normal! For god's sake he has pink hair!!!
Kiri: you do realize that all of the plants here are made of plastic.
Sano-chan: *munching on the plastic leaf* what! Tastes good to me! *continues chewing on the leaf and swallows it*
Chibodee: I don't wanna eat leaves!!!!
Sano-chan: How about cannibalism?
Kiri: EW!
Sano-chan: hmm. we could eat Inu yasha, he isn't exactly a human, so it wouldn't be cannibalism.. Or we could eat Amelia.
Chibodee: That's still cannibalism!
Sano-chan: *pokes Amelia's motionless body, which by the way isn't breathing* She seems dead, so It'd be okay! I mean.. she wouldn't feel any pain!
Kiri: that's just sick Sano. That and we'll break out before then......and there's a cafeteria upstairs.
Chibodee: Oh. Well then lets go to the cafeteria!!!!!
Kiri: Mmm..on second thought. never mind I wont say anything.else..
Sano: 'cause you had nothing to say!
Kiri: don't start with me. you wont like it..
*Sano, Kiri, and Chibodee all went up the stairs only to find that half way up the stairs the way has been blocked due to many large boulders*
Kiri: well now we know why they're going to kill the building..
Sano: *as they all walk back down the staircase* hey..if it's quarantined, doesn't that mean that there has to be a reason..
Chibodee: like a disease?
Sano: yeah... does that mean we're all gonna die of some horrible disease even if we get out?
Kiri: well prolly yes but the sign just said something about an unknown disease... where you start to cough up blood and your lungs fill up with blood and you drown in your own blood..it said that is was contagious... I think I had something like that as a child... I wonder if I still have it?
Sano: *backs away from Kiri and almost trips over a passed out Chibodee who is currently foaming at the mouth* ummmmm...
Kiri: *pretends to cough up blood*
Sano: * runs down the steps screaming and runs into a wall at the end of the staircase*
Kiri: *walks calmly down the steps and looks at a passed out Sano and Chibodee, sits down and waits for them to wake up*
Inu yasha: lady Sano-chan, will you please * insert dramatic silence here* bare my child?
Sano-chan: ok!
Inu yasha: *sweat drop* what did you say?
Sano-chan: ok I said I will
Inu yasha: * twitch twitch* are you.* twitch* serious?
Sano-chan: *nods* of course! What's wrong, inu-kun?
*gets all sparkly eyed*
inu yasha: *backs away* uhh. I gotta go! Sayonara! * starts running away but crashes into a certain hentai.*
inu yasha: wh.what are you doing here ?!?!
Kiri: *shakes head * oh god just what we need, another pervert.
Miroku: *walks up to Kiri and grins like the perverted monk he is* you know your ears really turn me on will you bare my child?
Kiri: * picks up George the Azusa chair of death and whaps Miroku over the head with it* HENTAI!!!!
Sano-chan: Kiri san!! leave miri chan alone!!! * runs up to Miroku * hey! Are you alright ? * pokes his face* uhh. he isn't moving *pokes him some more * Miroku sama? Hellooooo?????
Inu yasha: fen! I'd think it wouldn't have hurt as much considering how much he gets hit 24/7 for perving on sango.
(K/N HA HA FEN!!! FEN!!!! I CANT TYPE RIGHT SO I SAY FFEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Instead of feh! HA HA!!!)
Kiri: serves him right, the hentai *feels slight tapping on head*
Sano-chan: * starts hitting Kiri on the head with the Azusa chair of death* you mean to miri chan * whap* you mean *whap* you mean you mean you mean!!! * whap whap whap*
Kiri: * with numerous bumps on head * will you cut it out you. you . neko.. inu. fox. THING!!!
Sano-chan: I am ½ inu ¼ human and ¼ demon!! * puts chair down* I'm done psychically abusing you now. *looks at miroku* is he dead?
Kiri & inuyasha: who cares!
Chibodee:I'm not getting near him! He's like a clown without make up!
Kiri: * pokes him with a stick* yep he's dead alright, I'll dump him in the river.
Sano-chan: *confused* what river?
(K/N yes I know that it is unusual to have a river running though an office building, err. oh yeah I forgot to tell you their all in an office building.)
Kiri: the one I just made up it's by my desk you know the one I threw the Chibodee plushie in.
Sano-chan: * twitch twitch* you did what? Kiri: uuhh. heh heh never mind, any way *dumps mirokus body into the river with the stick* (K/N not that way you hentai Miroku worshipers! )
*something grabs the stick and pulls Kiri in the river*
inu yasha: uh oh looks like he WAS alive.
Kiri: eeeeeeeek!! *spashes into water*
Sano-chan: *whimper* miri-chan?
Chibodee: *hits Sano-chan on the head* what about Kiri?!!!!!
Sano-chan + Chibodee: *staring blankly at the water in an awkward silence with inu-yasha in the back with a humongous sweat drop on his head)
Kiri: *comes out of water gasping for breath looking like someone tried to rip her clothes off* whelp that was interesting *faints and falls over from exhaustion*
Chibodee: *picks her up* (S/N oooohhh how cute! K/N SHUT UP!!!) Are you alright Kiri?
Sano-chan: now look who's talking!! * unconsciously Kiri throws George at her and hits her in the head*
(K/N George is the Azusa chair on death. S/N you've been reading my Ranma ½ manga again haven't you? K/N yep!)
Kiri: *Eyes open wide when she realizes she's in Chibodee's arms* GAH!!!! PERVERT!! *whaps Chibodee then faints. again*
Sano-chan: *goes to river and pulls out miroku* I know how out wake her up! *tosses mirokus limp bodie onto Kiri*
Kiri: GEH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
Miroku: come here my sweet.
FLARE ARROW!!
everyone: ITS LINA INVERSE
Miroku: *presently on fire* please HOT!!! Bear. my BURNING!!!! Ch-chi-child WATER!!!! NEED WATER!!
Sano-chan: *dumps him into river and pulls him back out again* that better?
Miroku: *nods*
Sano-chan: *drops him back in the water because she's not paying attention*
Kiri: *gets up* thank you lina..and Amelia {oh great justice freak is here}
( K/N just to let you all know { } means it is a thought bubble )
Amelia: of corse were here all perverts shall be punished by the iron fist of justi.
Zel: *hits Amelia on the top of the head* Amelia. SHUT UP ABOUT ALL OF THE JUSTICE CRAP!!!!
Everyone: yatta! The justice freak is gone!!!
Miroku: *climbs out of river* jeez, for a river running though an office building it sure does have a strong current.
Bushes: *shake, shake* (S/N what now we have bushes in an office building?! K/N they're in pots, yeah that's it.)
Sano-chan: eep! Theres something in the bushes!
Chibodee: *being heroic* I'll protect you Sano-chan! *stands between Sano- chan and the bushes*
*Flash flash*
Chibodee: WH.what was that!! *runs behind Sano-chan*
Kiri: I hear film rolling. and it's coming from the bushes!!! * dramatically points to bushes*
Ed: uh oh I've been found out! *jumps on miroku* miroku-sama, miri-chan, miri-chan!
Kiri: alright that's all fine and dandy but let me do one thing first *kicks Amelia into river* alright you may now continue.
Ed: err. Ed confused. oh well, can Ed bare miroku's child? *gets all sparkly eyed*
Miroku: umm. sure alright!
Ed: yay!! * starts to take off jacket but is swept away by a mysterious person*
Goten: I AM CENSOR MAN!!! Here to protect you readers from people and their authors' pevertions!!!! I enforce all good and justice and scorn the sick and perverted!!
Sano-chan: *whispers* I think he should hook up with Ame-
Censor man: *whap* I will stop this fiend from uttering any more words of inappropriateness!!
Sano-chan: GAH!! You said that in my other story too!! And again, inappropriateness is not a word!!!!
Censor man: *hold up dictionary* if you recall I showed you this in the fifth chapter of-
(K/N I hate to burst your bubble Sano-chan but just for the record inappropriateness actually is a word. I looked it up)
Sano-chan: *grabs dictionary, tears out a few pages and eats them* THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU!!!
Censor man: . you want to eat me?
Sano-chan: *sweat drop* GEH!!! Why you-
Kiri: dark heart rhapsody!!!!!! *blows goten in the hand-me-down saiya man costume into the water*
Sano-chan: I didn't know you were a sailor scout?
Kiri: there's a lot of thing you don't know about me!
Sano-chan: *perverted grin* heh heh, like what?
Kiri: *picks up George the Azusa chair of death* Last Warning!!!
Announcer speaker thingy: attention all employees this building will be torn down in five days during now and then no personnel will be allowed out once they come in for the building has been quarantined as well.
Sano-chan: well that's not good
* BAM, BAM, BAM*
Kiri: what's that sound?
Sano-chan: *peeks around the corner at the main door at Chibodee who is desperately ramming the door trying to break it down*
Chibodee: Must! Escape! *starts banging fists against the door* GAH!!! LET ME OUT!!! GOD DAMNIT!! THERE'S NO FOOD IN HERE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!
Sano-chan: *holds up the office plant* I have some food!
Kiri: *sigh* Normal ppl don't eat leaves.
Sano-chan: Chibodee isn't normal! For god's sake he has pink hair!!!
Kiri: you do realize that all of the plants here are made of plastic.
Sano-chan: *munching on the plastic leaf* what! Tastes good to me! *continues chewing on the leaf and swallows it*
Chibodee: I don't wanna eat leaves!!!!
Sano-chan: How about cannibalism?
Kiri: EW!
Sano-chan: hmm. we could eat Inu yasha, he isn't exactly a human, so it wouldn't be cannibalism.. Or we could eat Amelia.
Chibodee: That's still cannibalism!
Sano-chan: *pokes Amelia's motionless body, which by the way isn't breathing* She seems dead, so It'd be okay! I mean.. she wouldn't feel any pain!
Kiri: that's just sick Sano. That and we'll break out before then......and there's a cafeteria upstairs.
Chibodee: Oh. Well then lets go to the cafeteria!!!!!
Kiri: Mmm..on second thought. never mind I wont say anything.else..
Sano: 'cause you had nothing to say!
Kiri: don't start with me. you wont like it..
*Sano, Kiri, and Chibodee all went up the stairs only to find that half way up the stairs the way has been blocked due to many large boulders*
Kiri: well now we know why they're going to kill the building..
Sano: *as they all walk back down the staircase* hey..if it's quarantined, doesn't that mean that there has to be a reason..
Chibodee: like a disease?
Sano: yeah... does that mean we're all gonna die of some horrible disease even if we get out?
Kiri: well prolly yes but the sign just said something about an unknown disease... where you start to cough up blood and your lungs fill up with blood and you drown in your own blood..it said that is was contagious... I think I had something like that as a child... I wonder if I still have it?
Sano: *backs away from Kiri and almost trips over a passed out Chibodee who is currently foaming at the mouth* ummmmm...
Kiri: *pretends to cough up blood*
Sano: * runs down the steps screaming and runs into a wall at the end of the staircase*
Kiri: *walks calmly down the steps and looks at a passed out Sano and Chibodee, sits down and waits for them to wake up*
