..

Kiri: *looks at her watch*

Kiri:.. THAT'S IT!! TIME TO WAKE UP!! *kicks them both in the stomach*

Sano and Chibodee: 0_o;; huh..?

Kiri: get up!!!!! it's been 15 minutes!!!!

Sano: *sarcastically* Wow.. 15 minutes...such a long time.

Chibodee: it is.. when you only have 5 days to live!!!!!

Kiri: we know that Chibodee...we don't need you to tell us that again..

Sano: . Uh. I KNOW WHO CAN SAVE US!!!

Kiri:. And that would be?

Chibodee: KERMIT THE FROG!

Sano: Hell no! You dumbass! *kicks him in the nuts*

Chibodee: *cries*

Sano: *clears her throat* I am talking of course about the one and only JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!

Chibodee: *looks up* whu.. *sniffle* monkey?

Sano: YES!!

Kiri: ummmmm..go Sano...you...go...girl...

Sano: *sweatdrops* err. YOUR UNDYING FAITHFULNESS IN MY BEING IS MARVELOUS!!

Kiri: yeah. that. ;;;

Sano: *pulls out a cell phone* AHA!!

Kiri: !!!??? You had that and you never said anything?!

Sano: *cowering* It's a SPECIAL cell phone that is connected to THE ONE AND ONLY JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!

Kiri: OK! WE GET IT! JUST CALL HIM ALREADY DAMMIT!!!

Chibodee: @_@ .

Sano: *dials something on her phone* It will only be a matter of seconds now!

Chibodee and Kiri: YAY!!! ^o^

Chibodee and Kiri: .. Where the hell is he?

Sano: DON'T FEAR!! HE'S PROBABLY OUT SAVING A MASS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE FROM A BURNING BUILDING OR RESCUING A KITTY CAT FROM A BURNING TREE OR HELPING AN OLD PERSON OUT OF A BURNING VEHICLE OR A SMALL CHILD IN A BURNING WASHING MACHINE!!!! OR A-

Kiri: SHUT UP!!! WE GET YOUR POINT!

Sano: Wait. What WAS I talking about..?

Kiri: *shakes her head* Ugh.. I need aspirin..

Sano: ASPIRIN?!?! ASPIRIN SUCKS ASS!! ADVIL IS THE NEW AND COOL PAIN RELIEVER!!! HAHAHA!!

Kiri: *muttering* freak..

Sano: YAY! JIM IS HERE! But.. Why were you so late? Were you saving innocent people from evil?

Jim: No. Actually I had a dentists appointment.

Sano: .. Oh.

Kiri: well that was... was... well I don't know what it was but it wasn't funny..hey how'd you get in here?! Jim: My magical red cape property of Llama farm!!!!

Kiri: do you still have the cape?

Jim: no.

Kiri: why??

Jim: it was only one time use, it disappeared...

Kiri: Then how are you gonna get back?

Jim: *thinks for a moment* I thought you could tell me that..

Kiri: SANO!

Sano: yes.?

Kiri: You're a dumb ass

Sano: Why?

Kiri: YOU CALLED THE DAMN MONKEY OVER AND THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS AN EXTRA PERSON WHOSE GONNA DIE IN 5 DAYS!!!! X (

Sano: Actually.. He's a primate.. not a person..

Kiri: -.-;;; You know what I meant.

Chibodee: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sano: What was THAT for..?

Chibodee: I haven't said anything for a while.

Kiri: enough of this crap. How are we going to get out of here..

Jim: I have a supersonic light bulb

Kiri: and? How would that help?!?!?!

Jim: IT COULD LIGHT OUR WAY!

Kiri: We do have lights HERE you know.

Sano; could we just use the elevator? To go upstairs?

Kiri: well I guess we could do that... Jim you stay here..

Jim: aww... why do I have to stay here...

Kiri: because I want you to. that and the maximum load in the elevator is 350 lbs.

Sano: I weigh 114 lbs. All muscle I am proud to say!!!

Kiri: well I weigh about 130 sooo... Chibodee?

Chibodee: 165...*grumble grumble*

Sano: *gets out a calculator* hmmmm carry the 2 +.5545535 drop the zero... exactly 350 lbs. Perfect!!!

Kiri: somehow that seems wrong..hmmmm...Bye Jim!!!

Jim: grrrr..

*they all climb in the elevator but as the elevator goes up it suddenly stops*

Kiri: stupid building.. why me..

Chibodee: ummmmm. Sano I was thinking..

Kiri: Wow... call the media. Chibodee was thinking..

Chibodee: *cough* doesn't all our weight equal MORE than 400 lbs...

Sano: *does calculations* hey it does!!!!

Kiri: SOMEONE HELP!!!!!! I KNOW SOMEONE CAN HEAR ME!!!!! NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

Sano: Ahhh what are you doing!!!!

Kiri: getting up out of here!! *Starts to climb up out of the elevator on to the top of it*

Sano & Chibodee: * follows her*

Kiri: *start to climb the cable*

Sano: * as the elevator starts to slip* what are you doing now!!!!

Kiri: the cable feels like it's going to snap... if we can get above the weak part of the cable before it snaps we wont die..

Sano: *starts to climb the cable*

Chibodee: * follows Sano*

*Kiri manages to climb high enough that she is above the broken cable...
just then the cable snaps Sano almost falls but Kiri grabs her before she
can drop*

Sano: CHIBODEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*elevator door opens*

Domon & Misuteru: Are you girls ok?

Kiri: *still hanging on the cable holding a sniffling Sano by the hand* yes, we're ok.. A little shaken but fine...

Sano: Chibodee....*sniff, sniff*

Domon& Misuteru: *pulls them up to the stable floor*

Domon: no offense but you two could really use a change of clothes...

Sano: * sniffle* Chibodee...

Kiri: *hits Sano on the head* wake up and get a grip we still need to make it to the roof maybe there we can find a way to get out of here!!!!

Sano: ouch!!! What was that for !!!!!!

Kiri: you need to get your head off Chibodee and on to how to get to the roof!!!! It was your fault anyway!!!!

Sano: and how!!!!!!!

Kiri: you calculated the weight wrong.

Sano: well you didn't notice until it was to late...

Kiri: and who saved your sorry ass!!!!!

Sano: A Mot-

Misuteru: *covers Sano's mouth* come on lets just get you two cleaned up!!!

Kiri: amazing how you can always be so cheerful all the time..

Misuteru: I guess it's just a gift!!!!

Kiri & Sano: *go into the bathroom and change into the clothes Misuteru and Domon gave them*

*both of them come out wear kimono's*

Kiri: I look like kaoru...

Misuteru: I think you both look a lot nicer than you were before!!

Sano: umm thanks.. I think..

Domon: Anyway why didn't you two just take the stairs instead of taking the elevator and killing Chibodee?

Sano: the stairs were blocke-

Kiri: well so much for lighting.. hey shouldn't it still be light outside?

Sano: actually last time I looked at a clock..it said it was 11:45 and that was about an hour and a half ago..

Kiri: so it's about 1 am now right?

Misuteru: one would like to think so...

Domon: no wonder I was getting sleepy... I think we should stop and wait for daylight.get some sleep.. We can't go on in pitch black anyway...

Kiri: Domon does have a point.. What do you say Sano?

Sano: *snoring*

Misuteru: I guess we can take that as a yes?

Kiri: I guess so...ok then lets all go to sleep....

Misuteru: sits down against a wall..

Domon: sleeps on the floor far away from every one else.

Kiri: snuggles up to Misuteru..

Misuteru: Ack..umm ok.. * puts his arm around Kiri's shoulders*

Sano: * from a-way away* aww so cute..

Kiri: *unconsciously throws a broken piece of tile at Sano*

Sano: ow..*snore*

Kiri: mmmm...Misu...cutie..

Sano: grrrrrrrr..Jim..how could you eat all the cake again..

Domon: * grumble, grumble*

Misuteru: * shifting around* rmmmm..nooo..you can't..Kill.. them...Bas...Bastard...*screams* Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Kiri: Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Sano: *drowsy* Huh? What is everybody screaming about?

Domon: *drowsy* what the?

Kiri: I think Misuteru had a nightmare.. Hey it's daylight!!! Now we can continue!!!!

Domon: and from the looks of it the stairway is clear.

Kiri: huh Misuteru? Hey Misu-chan are you o.k.? * shakes him* you!!!! Misu!!! Snap outta it!!!

Sano: I think he's stunned.. * pokes him* or maybe he's dead.

Kiri: *violently shaking Sano* How dare you say that!!!!! He's not dead he's NOT DEAD!!!!!

Misuteru: huh? Kiri stop yelling...

Kiri: your alive!!!!! * hugs Misuteru* I'm so glad!!!

Misuteru: Ummmmm. heh heh, Kiri do you mind? You're embarrassing me!!!

Kiri: alright then lets go up those stairs!!!! *grumble grumble* Umm ok maybe we should get something to eat then...

Chibodee: well that was interesting..

Jim: hey! You wanna go get a sandwich?

Chibodee: sure!!!! But how do we get out?

Jim: window?

Chibodee: oh... it's a shame Kiri and Sano went upstairs...oh well* both of them jump out the window* bye Kiri!!! Bye Sano!!!

Sano: why cant we find any food, I thought there was a cafeteria up here?

Kiri: well...hmmm Hey I found a sandwich..but the date on it is 6/25/00 ....ewwwwww...

Misuteru: I found a refrigerator .. hey it has food in it!!!!!!!!

Domon: really!!!!!!! Rice...

Kiri & Sano : Rice??!!!!!!! Yummy!!!! Yatta!!!!

Everyone: * is eating rice*

Sano: uuuggghhh I'm so full....

Domon: me too...

Kiri: then lets work it off let go up the stairs!!!!

Misuteru: wow those stairs look really long... Ummmmm Kiri how many levels are in this building anyway?

Kiri: I think it has around 5 or 6 floors.

Domon: 5 or 6... with this many flights of stairs to each floor?..unnnhhhh..

Sano: come on lets go then * starts running up the stairs*

Domon: Sano... what If something's up there?

Sano: who cares!!! Lets go!!!!

Kiri: Sano's right we wont know unless we Go!!!!!* runs up the stairs with Sano*

Sano: how many more steps to we half to climb?

Kiri: I don't know... but its gotta be soon... right Misuteru?..Misuteru.. Misu...

Misuteru: huh what?

Kiri: never mind..

Misuteru: whoa!!!!! * the stairs collapse beneath him*

Kiri: Misuteru!!! * grabs his hand*

Misuteru: ummmmm.. Kiri?

Kiri: *pulling and trying not to fall herself* what?

Misuteru: please don't let go..I really don't want to end up like Chibodee.. Kiri: don't worry I wont let you end up like that..

Domon: here Kiri I'll help you.. * puts his hands around her waist and together they pull up Misuteru*

Kiri: what's with the lingering hand Domon?

Domon: ack! sorry..

Misuteru: *breathing heavily* Wow that was scary..ummmmm Sano do you have a problem...this is kind of awkward...

Sano: *staring at his crotch* well you said you were scared so I wanted to make sure you didn't wet your pants!!!

Kiri: * hits Sano on the head* YEAH RIGHT!!!!! Keep away from my Misuteru!!!!!

Domon: well umm shouldn't we continue? * just then trips over Misuteru and falls down the hole in the stairs*