..
Kiri: *looks at her watch*
Kiri:.. THAT'S IT!! TIME TO WAKE UP!! *kicks them both in the stomach*
Sano and Chibodee: 0_o;; huh..?
Kiri: get up!!!!! it's been 15 minutes!!!!
Sano: *sarcastically* Wow.. 15 minutes...such a long time.
Chibodee: it is.. when you only have 5 days to live!!!!!
Kiri: we know that Chibodee...we don't need you to tell us that again..
Sano: . Uh. I KNOW WHO CAN SAVE US!!!
Kiri:. And that would be?
Chibodee: KERMIT THE FROG!
Sano: Hell no! You dumbass! *kicks him in the nuts*
Chibodee: *cries*
Sano: *clears her throat* I am talking of course about the one and only JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!
Chibodee: *looks up* whu.. *sniffle* monkey?
Sano: YES!!
Kiri: ummmmm..go Sano...you...go...girl...
Sano: *sweatdrops* err. YOUR UNDYING FAITHFULNESS IN MY BEING IS MARVELOUS!!
Kiri: yeah. that. ;;;
Sano: *pulls out a cell phone* AHA!!
Kiri: !!!??? You had that and you never said anything?!
Sano: *cowering* It's a SPECIAL cell phone that is connected to THE ONE AND ONLY JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!
Kiri: OK! WE GET IT! JUST CALL HIM ALREADY DAMMIT!!!
Chibodee: @_@ .
Sano: *dials something on her phone* It will only be a matter of seconds now!
Chibodee and Kiri: YAY!!! ^o^
Chibodee and Kiri: .. Where the hell is he?
Sano: DON'T FEAR!! HE'S PROBABLY OUT SAVING A MASS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE FROM A BURNING BUILDING OR RESCUING A KITTY CAT FROM A BURNING TREE OR HELPING AN OLD PERSON OUT OF A BURNING VEHICLE OR A SMALL CHILD IN A BURNING WASHING MACHINE!!!! OR A-
Kiri: SHUT UP!!! WE GET YOUR POINT!
Sano: Wait. What WAS I talking about..?
Kiri: *shakes her head* Ugh.. I need aspirin..
Sano: ASPIRIN?!?! ASPIRIN SUCKS ASS!! ADVIL IS THE NEW AND COOL PAIN RELIEVER!!! HAHAHA!!
Kiri: *muttering* freak..
Sano: YAY! JIM IS HERE! But.. Why were you so late? Were you saving innocent people from evil?
Jim: No. Actually I had a dentists appointment.
Sano: .. Oh.
Kiri: well that was... was... well I don't know what it was but it wasn't funny..hey how'd you get in here?! Jim: My magical red cape property of Llama farm!!!!
Kiri: do you still have the cape?
Jim: no.
Kiri: why??
Jim: it was only one time use, it disappeared...
Kiri: Then how are you gonna get back?
Jim: *thinks for a moment* I thought you could tell me that..
Kiri: SANO!
Sano: yes.?
Kiri: You're a dumb ass
Sano: Why?
Kiri: YOU CALLED THE DAMN MONKEY OVER AND THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS AN EXTRA PERSON WHOSE GONNA DIE IN 5 DAYS!!!! X (
Sano: Actually.. He's a primate.. not a person..
Kiri: -.-;;; You know what I meant.
Chibodee: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sano: What was THAT for..?
Chibodee: I haven't said anything for a while.
Kiri: enough of this crap. How are we going to get out of here..
Jim: I have a supersonic light bulb
Kiri: and? How would that help?!?!?!
Jim: IT COULD LIGHT OUR WAY!
Kiri: We do have lights HERE you know.
Sano; could we just use the elevator? To go upstairs?
Kiri: well I guess we could do that... Jim you stay here..
Jim: aww... why do I have to stay here...
Kiri: because I want you to. that and the maximum load in the elevator is 350 lbs.
Sano: I weigh 114 lbs. All muscle I am proud to say!!!
Kiri: well I weigh about 130 sooo... Chibodee?
Chibodee: 165...*grumble grumble*
Sano: *gets out a calculator* hmmmm carry the 2 +.5545535 drop the zero... exactly 350 lbs. Perfect!!!
Kiri: somehow that seems wrong..hmmmm...Bye Jim!!!
Jim: grrrr..
*they all climb in the elevator but as the elevator goes up it suddenly stops*
Kiri: stupid building.. why me..
Chibodee: ummmmm. Sano I was thinking..
Kiri: Wow... call the media. Chibodee was thinking..
Chibodee: *cough* doesn't all our weight equal MORE than 400 lbs...
Sano: *does calculations* hey it does!!!!
Kiri: SOMEONE HELP!!!!!! I KNOW SOMEONE CAN HEAR ME!!!!! NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Sano: Ahhh what are you doing!!!!
Kiri: getting up out of here!! *Starts to climb up out of the elevator on to the top of it*
Sano & Chibodee: * follows her*
Kiri: *start to climb the cable*
Sano: * as the elevator starts to slip* what are you doing now!!!!
Kiri: the cable feels like it's going to snap... if we can get above the weak part of the cable before it snaps we wont die..
Sano: *starts to climb the cable*
Chibodee: * follows Sano*
*Kiri manages to climb high enough that she is above the broken cable...
just then the cable snaps Sano almost falls but Kiri grabs her before she
can drop*
Sano: CHIBODEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*elevator door opens*
Domon & Misuteru: Are you girls ok?
Kiri: *still hanging on the cable holding a sniffling Sano by the hand* yes, we're ok.. A little shaken but fine...
Sano: Chibodee....*sniff, sniff*
Domon& Misuteru: *pulls them up to the stable floor*
Domon: no offense but you two could really use a change of clothes...
Sano: * sniffle* Chibodee...
Kiri: *hits Sano on the head* wake up and get a grip we still need to make it to the roof maybe there we can find a way to get out of here!!!!
Sano: ouch!!! What was that for !!!!!!
Kiri: you need to get your head off Chibodee and on to how to get to the roof!!!! It was your fault anyway!!!!
Sano: and how!!!!!!!
Kiri: you calculated the weight wrong.
Sano: well you didn't notice until it was to late...
Kiri: and who saved your sorry ass!!!!!
Sano: A Mot-
Misuteru: *covers Sano's mouth* come on lets just get you two cleaned up!!!
Kiri: amazing how you can always be so cheerful all the time..
Misuteru: I guess it's just a gift!!!!
Kiri & Sano: *go into the bathroom and change into the clothes Misuteru and Domon gave them*
*both of them come out wear kimono's*
Kiri: I look like kaoru...
Misuteru: I think you both look a lot nicer than you were before!!
Sano: umm thanks.. I think..
Domon: Anyway why didn't you two just take the stairs instead of taking the elevator and killing Chibodee?
Sano: the stairs were blocke-
Kiri: well so much for lighting.. hey shouldn't it still be light outside?
Sano: actually last time I looked at a clock..it said it was 11:45 and that was about an hour and a half ago..
Kiri: so it's about 1 am now right?
Misuteru: one would like to think so...
Domon: no wonder I was getting sleepy... I think we should stop and wait for daylight.get some sleep.. We can't go on in pitch black anyway...
Kiri: Domon does have a point.. What do you say Sano?
Sano: *snoring*
Misuteru: I guess we can take that as a yes?
Kiri: I guess so...ok then lets all go to sleep....
Misuteru: sits down against a wall..
Domon: sleeps on the floor far away from every one else.
Kiri: snuggles up to Misuteru..
Misuteru: Ack..umm ok.. * puts his arm around Kiri's shoulders*
Sano: * from a-way away* aww so cute..
Kiri: *unconsciously throws a broken piece of tile at Sano*
Sano: ow..*snore*
Kiri: mmmm...Misu...cutie..
Sano: grrrrrrrr..Jim..how could you eat all the cake again..
Domon: * grumble, grumble*
Misuteru: * shifting around* rmmmm..nooo..you can't..Kill.. them...Bas...Bastard...*screams* Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Kiri: Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Sano: *drowsy* Huh? What is everybody screaming about?
Domon: *drowsy* what the?
Kiri: I think Misuteru had a nightmare.. Hey it's daylight!!! Now we can continue!!!!
Domon: and from the looks of it the stairway is clear.
Kiri: huh Misuteru? Hey Misu-chan are you o.k.? * shakes him* you!!!! Misu!!! Snap outta it!!!
Sano: I think he's stunned.. * pokes him* or maybe he's dead.
Kiri: *violently shaking Sano* How dare you say that!!!!! He's not dead he's NOT DEAD!!!!!
Misuteru: huh? Kiri stop yelling...
Kiri: your alive!!!!! * hugs Misuteru* I'm so glad!!!
Misuteru: Ummmmm. heh heh, Kiri do you mind? You're embarrassing me!!!
Kiri: alright then lets go up those stairs!!!! *grumble grumble* Umm ok maybe we should get something to eat then...
Chibodee: well that was interesting..
Jim: hey! You wanna go get a sandwich?
Chibodee: sure!!!! But how do we get out?
Jim: window?
Chibodee: oh... it's a shame Kiri and Sano went upstairs...oh well* both of them jump out the window* bye Kiri!!! Bye Sano!!!
Sano: why cant we find any food, I thought there was a cafeteria up here?
Kiri: well...hmmm Hey I found a sandwich..but the date on it is 6/25/00 ....ewwwwww...
Misuteru: I found a refrigerator .. hey it has food in it!!!!!!!!
Domon: really!!!!!!! Rice...
Kiri & Sano : Rice??!!!!!!! Yummy!!!! Yatta!!!!
Everyone: * is eating rice*
Sano: uuuggghhh I'm so full....
Domon: me too...
Kiri: then lets work it off let go up the stairs!!!!
Misuteru: wow those stairs look really long... Ummmmm Kiri how many levels are in this building anyway?
Kiri: I think it has around 5 or 6 floors.
Domon: 5 or 6... with this many flights of stairs to each floor?..unnnhhhh..
Sano: come on lets go then * starts running up the stairs*
Domon: Sano... what If something's up there?
Sano: who cares!!! Lets go!!!!
Kiri: Sano's right we wont know unless we Go!!!!!* runs up the stairs with Sano*
Sano: how many more steps to we half to climb?
Kiri: I don't know... but its gotta be soon... right Misuteru?..Misuteru.. Misu...
Misuteru: huh what?
Kiri: never mind..
Misuteru: whoa!!!!! * the stairs collapse beneath him*
Kiri: Misuteru!!! * grabs his hand*
Misuteru: ummmmm.. Kiri?
Kiri: *pulling and trying not to fall herself* what?
Misuteru: please don't let go..I really don't want to end up like Chibodee.. Kiri: don't worry I wont let you end up like that..
Domon: here Kiri I'll help you.. * puts his hands around her waist and together they pull up Misuteru*
Kiri: what's with the lingering hand Domon?
Domon: ack! sorry..
Misuteru: *breathing heavily* Wow that was scary..ummmmm Sano do you have a problem...this is kind of awkward...
Sano: *staring at his crotch* well you said you were scared so I wanted to make sure you didn't wet your pants!!!
Kiri: * hits Sano on the head* YEAH RIGHT!!!!! Keep away from my Misuteru!!!!!
Domon: well umm shouldn't we continue? * just then trips over Misuteru and falls down the hole in the stairs*
Kiri: *looks at her watch*
Kiri:.. THAT'S IT!! TIME TO WAKE UP!! *kicks them both in the stomach*
Sano and Chibodee: 0_o;; huh..?
Kiri: get up!!!!! it's been 15 minutes!!!!
Sano: *sarcastically* Wow.. 15 minutes...such a long time.
Chibodee: it is.. when you only have 5 days to live!!!!!
Kiri: we know that Chibodee...we don't need you to tell us that again..
Sano: . Uh. I KNOW WHO CAN SAVE US!!!
Kiri:. And that would be?
Chibodee: KERMIT THE FROG!
Sano: Hell no! You dumbass! *kicks him in the nuts*
Chibodee: *cries*
Sano: *clears her throat* I am talking of course about the one and only JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!
Chibodee: *looks up* whu.. *sniffle* monkey?
Sano: YES!!
Kiri: ummmmm..go Sano...you...go...girl...
Sano: *sweatdrops* err. YOUR UNDYING FAITHFULNESS IN MY BEING IS MARVELOUS!!
Kiri: yeah. that. ;;;
Sano: *pulls out a cell phone* AHA!!
Kiri: !!!??? You had that and you never said anything?!
Sano: *cowering* It's a SPECIAL cell phone that is connected to THE ONE AND ONLY JIM THE INVISIBLE MONKEY WITH THE LONG FLUFFY TAIL!!!
Kiri: OK! WE GET IT! JUST CALL HIM ALREADY DAMMIT!!!
Chibodee: @_@ .
Sano: *dials something on her phone* It will only be a matter of seconds now!
Chibodee and Kiri: YAY!!! ^o^
Chibodee and Kiri: .. Where the hell is he?
Sano: DON'T FEAR!! HE'S PROBABLY OUT SAVING A MASS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE FROM A BURNING BUILDING OR RESCUING A KITTY CAT FROM A BURNING TREE OR HELPING AN OLD PERSON OUT OF A BURNING VEHICLE OR A SMALL CHILD IN A BURNING WASHING MACHINE!!!! OR A-
Kiri: SHUT UP!!! WE GET YOUR POINT!
Sano: Wait. What WAS I talking about..?
Kiri: *shakes her head* Ugh.. I need aspirin..
Sano: ASPIRIN?!?! ASPIRIN SUCKS ASS!! ADVIL IS THE NEW AND COOL PAIN RELIEVER!!! HAHAHA!!
Kiri: *muttering* freak..
Sano: YAY! JIM IS HERE! But.. Why were you so late? Were you saving innocent people from evil?
Jim: No. Actually I had a dentists appointment.
Sano: .. Oh.
Kiri: well that was... was... well I don't know what it was but it wasn't funny..hey how'd you get in here?! Jim: My magical red cape property of Llama farm!!!!
Kiri: do you still have the cape?
Jim: no.
Kiri: why??
Jim: it was only one time use, it disappeared...
Kiri: Then how are you gonna get back?
Jim: *thinks for a moment* I thought you could tell me that..
Kiri: SANO!
Sano: yes.?
Kiri: You're a dumb ass
Sano: Why?
Kiri: YOU CALLED THE DAMN MONKEY OVER AND THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS AN EXTRA PERSON WHOSE GONNA DIE IN 5 DAYS!!!! X (
Sano: Actually.. He's a primate.. not a person..
Kiri: -.-;;; You know what I meant.
Chibodee: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sano: What was THAT for..?
Chibodee: I haven't said anything for a while.
Kiri: enough of this crap. How are we going to get out of here..
Jim: I have a supersonic light bulb
Kiri: and? How would that help?!?!?!
Jim: IT COULD LIGHT OUR WAY!
Kiri: We do have lights HERE you know.
Sano; could we just use the elevator? To go upstairs?
Kiri: well I guess we could do that... Jim you stay here..
Jim: aww... why do I have to stay here...
Kiri: because I want you to. that and the maximum load in the elevator is 350 lbs.
Sano: I weigh 114 lbs. All muscle I am proud to say!!!
Kiri: well I weigh about 130 sooo... Chibodee?
Chibodee: 165...*grumble grumble*
Sano: *gets out a calculator* hmmmm carry the 2 +.5545535 drop the zero... exactly 350 lbs. Perfect!!!
Kiri: somehow that seems wrong..hmmmm...Bye Jim!!!
Jim: grrrr..
*they all climb in the elevator but as the elevator goes up it suddenly stops*
Kiri: stupid building.. why me..
Chibodee: ummmmm. Sano I was thinking..
Kiri: Wow... call the media. Chibodee was thinking..
Chibodee: *cough* doesn't all our weight equal MORE than 400 lbs...
Sano: *does calculations* hey it does!!!!
Kiri: SOMEONE HELP!!!!!! I KNOW SOMEONE CAN HEAR ME!!!!! NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Sano: Ahhh what are you doing!!!!
Kiri: getting up out of here!! *Starts to climb up out of the elevator on to the top of it*
Sano & Chibodee: * follows her*
Kiri: *start to climb the cable*
Sano: * as the elevator starts to slip* what are you doing now!!!!
Kiri: the cable feels like it's going to snap... if we can get above the weak part of the cable before it snaps we wont die..
Sano: *starts to climb the cable*
Chibodee: * follows Sano*
*Kiri manages to climb high enough that she is above the broken cable...
just then the cable snaps Sano almost falls but Kiri grabs her before she
can drop*
Sano: CHIBODEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*elevator door opens*
Domon & Misuteru: Are you girls ok?
Kiri: *still hanging on the cable holding a sniffling Sano by the hand* yes, we're ok.. A little shaken but fine...
Sano: Chibodee....*sniff, sniff*
Domon& Misuteru: *pulls them up to the stable floor*
Domon: no offense but you two could really use a change of clothes...
Sano: * sniffle* Chibodee...
Kiri: *hits Sano on the head* wake up and get a grip we still need to make it to the roof maybe there we can find a way to get out of here!!!!
Sano: ouch!!! What was that for !!!!!!
Kiri: you need to get your head off Chibodee and on to how to get to the roof!!!! It was your fault anyway!!!!
Sano: and how!!!!!!!
Kiri: you calculated the weight wrong.
Sano: well you didn't notice until it was to late...
Kiri: and who saved your sorry ass!!!!!
Sano: A Mot-
Misuteru: *covers Sano's mouth* come on lets just get you two cleaned up!!!
Kiri: amazing how you can always be so cheerful all the time..
Misuteru: I guess it's just a gift!!!!
Kiri & Sano: *go into the bathroom and change into the clothes Misuteru and Domon gave them*
*both of them come out wear kimono's*
Kiri: I look like kaoru...
Misuteru: I think you both look a lot nicer than you were before!!
Sano: umm thanks.. I think..
Domon: Anyway why didn't you two just take the stairs instead of taking the elevator and killing Chibodee?
Sano: the stairs were blocke-
Kiri: well so much for lighting.. hey shouldn't it still be light outside?
Sano: actually last time I looked at a clock..it said it was 11:45 and that was about an hour and a half ago..
Kiri: so it's about 1 am now right?
Misuteru: one would like to think so...
Domon: no wonder I was getting sleepy... I think we should stop and wait for daylight.get some sleep.. We can't go on in pitch black anyway...
Kiri: Domon does have a point.. What do you say Sano?
Sano: *snoring*
Misuteru: I guess we can take that as a yes?
Kiri: I guess so...ok then lets all go to sleep....
Misuteru: sits down against a wall..
Domon: sleeps on the floor far away from every one else.
Kiri: snuggles up to Misuteru..
Misuteru: Ack..umm ok.. * puts his arm around Kiri's shoulders*
Sano: * from a-way away* aww so cute..
Kiri: *unconsciously throws a broken piece of tile at Sano*
Sano: ow..*snore*
Kiri: mmmm...Misu...cutie..
Sano: grrrrrrrr..Jim..how could you eat all the cake again..
Domon: * grumble, grumble*
Misuteru: * shifting around* rmmmm..nooo..you can't..Kill.. them...Bas...Bastard...*screams* Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Kiri: Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Sano: *drowsy* Huh? What is everybody screaming about?
Domon: *drowsy* what the?
Kiri: I think Misuteru had a nightmare.. Hey it's daylight!!! Now we can continue!!!!
Domon: and from the looks of it the stairway is clear.
Kiri: huh Misuteru? Hey Misu-chan are you o.k.? * shakes him* you!!!! Misu!!! Snap outta it!!!
Sano: I think he's stunned.. * pokes him* or maybe he's dead.
Kiri: *violently shaking Sano* How dare you say that!!!!! He's not dead he's NOT DEAD!!!!!
Misuteru: huh? Kiri stop yelling...
Kiri: your alive!!!!! * hugs Misuteru* I'm so glad!!!
Misuteru: Ummmmm. heh heh, Kiri do you mind? You're embarrassing me!!!
Kiri: alright then lets go up those stairs!!!! *grumble grumble* Umm ok maybe we should get something to eat then...
Chibodee: well that was interesting..
Jim: hey! You wanna go get a sandwich?
Chibodee: sure!!!! But how do we get out?
Jim: window?
Chibodee: oh... it's a shame Kiri and Sano went upstairs...oh well* both of them jump out the window* bye Kiri!!! Bye Sano!!!
Sano: why cant we find any food, I thought there was a cafeteria up here?
Kiri: well...hmmm Hey I found a sandwich..but the date on it is 6/25/00 ....ewwwwww...
Misuteru: I found a refrigerator .. hey it has food in it!!!!!!!!
Domon: really!!!!!!! Rice...
Kiri & Sano : Rice??!!!!!!! Yummy!!!! Yatta!!!!
Everyone: * is eating rice*
Sano: uuuggghhh I'm so full....
Domon: me too...
Kiri: then lets work it off let go up the stairs!!!!
Misuteru: wow those stairs look really long... Ummmmm Kiri how many levels are in this building anyway?
Kiri: I think it has around 5 or 6 floors.
Domon: 5 or 6... with this many flights of stairs to each floor?..unnnhhhh..
Sano: come on lets go then * starts running up the stairs*
Domon: Sano... what If something's up there?
Sano: who cares!!! Lets go!!!!
Kiri: Sano's right we wont know unless we Go!!!!!* runs up the stairs with Sano*
Sano: how many more steps to we half to climb?
Kiri: I don't know... but its gotta be soon... right Misuteru?..Misuteru.. Misu...
Misuteru: huh what?
Kiri: never mind..
Misuteru: whoa!!!!! * the stairs collapse beneath him*
Kiri: Misuteru!!! * grabs his hand*
Misuteru: ummmmm.. Kiri?
Kiri: *pulling and trying not to fall herself* what?
Misuteru: please don't let go..I really don't want to end up like Chibodee.. Kiri: don't worry I wont let you end up like that..
Domon: here Kiri I'll help you.. * puts his hands around her waist and together they pull up Misuteru*
Kiri: what's with the lingering hand Domon?
Domon: ack! sorry..
Misuteru: *breathing heavily* Wow that was scary..ummmmm Sano do you have a problem...this is kind of awkward...
Sano: *staring at his crotch* well you said you were scared so I wanted to make sure you didn't wet your pants!!!
Kiri: * hits Sano on the head* YEAH RIGHT!!!!! Keep away from my Misuteru!!!!!
Domon: well umm shouldn't we continue? * just then trips over Misuteru and falls down the hole in the stairs*
