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Chapter 4: The Ultimate Prank

Jordan had the ultimate practical joke in mind. She was going to make history with this one...yes, she was. It was all planned out. Every little detail. She just had to get him alone...
Jordan smirked at Fred and George, knowing her joke would out-do theirs by a whole bloody galaxy of stars.
"What have you got planned Ickle-Nixy?" Fred asked Jordan, knowing all-too-well that grin on her face. 'Merlin, she's cute when she does that.' he thought, smiling to himself.
"You don't worry yourself about a think Freddy-Boy. I'm going to totally over-throw your prank you pulled last night. Put up a post on the message board for everyone to meet here at ten to witness the ultimate prank! Now, I have some business to attend to...I need to find Harry..." Jordan replied, feeling sneaky.
Jordan walked down the corridor leaving a very confused Fred with a lot of questions and a lot of emotions swirling through his head.
Meanwhile, Jordan found Harry and explained her situation and he leant her his invisibility cloak. 'Oh this is all too good!' Jordan thought, while commencing and preparing for her prank.
Now for the second and third parts of her plan...
Jordan grabbed a piece of parchment and a quill, dipped it in some ink and scribbled a note:

Draco

I have a confession to make to you, please meet me in the astronomy tower at ten tonight.

-Love- Jordan

She grinned 'All too perfect.' running through her head over and over. Jordan folded the note to Draco and sprayed some perfume on it writing his name on the front fold. She got up, walking to the Great Hall and scanned the Slytherin table looking for her 'beloved'. Finding Malfoy she walked over toward him sexily (or as sexily as she could, since she's not too coordinated and all..) and batted her eyelashes at him.
"Draco, could I talk to you for a sec?" Jordan asked him sweetly while Pansy Parkinson gave her a death-glare.
Draco eyes her suspiciously, but obliged, getting up. "What do you want?" he more demanded than asked.
Jordan squealed with happiness and handed him the note, whispering in his ear "There'll be a surprise for you if you accept." and Jordan batted her eyelashes at Draco once more and walked away, swaying her hips as best she could.
'PERFECT.' This was almost too easy for Jordan. Now...onto set up the equipment.
Jordan ran back up to the common room to set up for that night. Many people had given her questioning looks as she set up the bug screen that would project her prank live. All she had told was "It's for tonight." and nothing more.
Fred and George bothered Jordan the rest of the evening, trying to pry her plot out of her. Alas, she didn't speak a word of it. All she said was, "Wait and see." and left it at that.
Once night fell it was Jordan's time to go and prepare, for what, no one knew except her, which was the best part.

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It was 9:30 and people were beginning to gather into the common room. Jordan came back down from the girl's dormitory looking stunning - especially to Fred. She had on a little black skirt with a black v-neck spaghetti-strap tank-top to match. She had on cute black and white school- girl shoes and her hair was a long mass of curls. She shockingly had on some make-up to make her eyes and lips stand out. Gasps of shock were heard from some people and a few girls told her she looked cute. But the burning question was - What did this have to do with a practical joke?...obviously something!
Jordan quieted everyone down and explained how everything would work, but not what she was going to do.
"Alright everyone, here's the deal. That screen over there is going to show you everything I do live, as soon as I turn this on." and she showed them all a video camera. A few people exchanged glances, and grinned.
"So we're going to see your prank...live?" Harry asked stupidly.
"Exactly." Jordan said. No one's stupid questions could break her happy spirits, things were going too good for that.
Ten was nearing closer and closer so Jordan decided it was time for her to head for the tower. She said her goodbyes and waved, and was off.

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Malfoy was in the Slytherin common room bragging about Jordan's 'surprise' she was going to give him. He looked at the clock and realized he might be late for their 'little meeting'
"Bloody Hell I'm going to be late! Well, I'm off to get laid boys..." Malfoy boasted. And with that said, he was off to the astronomy tower.

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Jordan arrived first, and early, thank Merlin. She slipped off the cloak and turned on the camera, the lens facing her as she sat on the couch, "Are you all ready to witness the prank of a life-time?" she asked the camera giving a devilish grin.
Everyone in the Gryffindor common room cheered in anticipation. Fred couldn't help thinking how sexy she looked to him.
Malfoy entered, glancing around for Jordan. She set the camera at a dead-angle toward the couch she was on and placed the invisibility cloak over top of it.
"Hello Draco." Jordan said, motioning for him to sit beside her on the couch so the camera caught the two of them.
"Where's my surprise, Nix?" Malfoy asked, taking a seat next to her. "and what's your confession?" he added, hoping he knew the answers already.
Moving closer, Jordan whispered "Right here Draco." and she licked his ear, catching him off guard.
"Oh, so this is what you want." Malfoy said, ready to get dirty.
"Not yet." Jordan said, pushing him back against the couch and grabbing his crotch, turning him on.
In the common room, many confused viewers wondered what was happening.
"This is one sick joke!" Fred said, extremely upset.
Everyone was confused, and George felt for his brother, knowing his feelings for Jordan were growing by the day and he had to witness this.
"Hey, I'm all up for porn!" Lee Jordan said, while Ron threw a pillow at him. "Shut the hell up Dread-Boy before I tear your hair out one lock at a time." George said.
Meanwhile, Jordan was seducing Malfoy and making him horny as ever, but never kissing him. She told herself she wouldn't. That would be way too gross.
"What are you..." Draco tried asking, but was stopped by Jordan placing her fingers over his lips.
"I'll telling you what I'm doing." Jordan said as she grabbed a bottle of butterbeer off of the side-table and poured it over his head. He was too shocked to move. "I'm pulling the ultimate prank on the ultimate prick! You sick perv!" Jordan walked over to the table and grabbed the camera and cloak and ran down the tower steps hearing Draco scream "BITCH" as she giggled.
When she arrived back at the common room Jordan was greeted by many cheers and shouts of approval. Everyone thought it was amazing he had finally gotten what he had deserved...again.
Jordan reached Fred and George and they each gave her a hug.
"That was amazing." they both said together.
Jordan giggled and blushed "Well I told you I could keep up with you two!" Jordan said, noticing how cute Fred looked with his big blue eyes and freckles and his slight blush...blush? Why was Fred blushing?
The common room eventually died down and everyone was starting to head off to bed to sleep their weekends away. Fred and Jordan were the only ones left as they cleaned up and put away Jordan's things. "You know...I've been wanting to tell you all night...that...that you look really beautiful tonight." Fred told her, blushing bright red.
Jordan giggled but was a little annoyed. "Thanks Fred, but a lot of people think I look nice with all this junk on my face and dress all girly." she told him.
Red was surprised, he had always thought she was pretty, not just now. "But...I've always thought you were cute Nixie." Fred told her, blushing even more, calling her by his favorite pet name he had given her.
Jordan looked at him, shocked. 'He feels the same way?! No...I have no such luck.' Jordan thought. "Fred..." she began, but was cut off by Fred, who had taken her, one arm around her waist, his other hand caressing her cheek as he pulled her closer to him, and kissed her gently.

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Whoo, there's chapter 4! I hope you all liked it! And yes, I know I had her use a camera which is a 'muggle' thing, but I didn't know any other way to do it so everyone could watch =/ Ah well it's my story! I hope you all liked it anyway! Please review. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~