Diclaimey: I own none of JTHM thingy stuffs.
OK, get ready for episode #2! This time, your host will be.....ME! YAY! Tenna wanted to be IN the show, so now I'll host for a while. Here we go!
Moonchild: Good evening folks! Here we are with JTHM talk show, episode two! And here are our last time's guests, Nny, Devi, Dillon, Tess, and Happy Noodle Boy! Oh yeah, and that horny bastard Eddie. And we're bringing in some new guests from the comics, Squee (by popular demand), his demon teddy bear Shmee, and our former host, Tenna! (clappyness)
Nny: hi people.
Moonchild: How come you're so happy, Nny?
Nny: One of my rare good moods. Please don't spoil it.
Moonchild: OK then. Everybody try & get along this time. Ok, come in the rest of you.
Tenna: Why'd Johnny get to come in first?
Moonchild: 'cause it's his comic.
Tenna: Well, Devi has a comic too.
Moonchild: Tenna, please!
Tenna: Ok then. Sorry.
Moonchild: Now, after being so rudely interrupted, where were we?
Devi: ummmm..
HNB: Smell the enchanted grass clippings! They shall bring you eternal life, and a reason to piss standing up!
Nny: Grass clippings?
Moonchild: well...yes. OK, now I want to welcome you all to episode two of the JTHM talk show!
Eddie: I...uh...butt.
Devi: oh no not you again! And is it not unsafe that I'm in the same room as Nny with no guards!?
Nny: I-
Squee: Shmee says Johnny's a bad man.
Dillon: he's a prick.
Nny: watch it!
Moonchild: Calm down. OK, now it's time to answer some questions from our viewers! I shall choose a few from this vat of reviews! (pulls one out) Ok, here's one that I'd call a joint question. Nny and Happy Noodle Boy, why is HNB called happy when he's always making people cry and kill him and stuff, and also, I'd like to add, scowling?
HNB: I see the fresh new coat of cheese, hidden in the igloo of the great sausage prince!
Moonchild (MC): Okaaaaaaaaay. Nny, can you answer the question for us?
Nny: He's called Happy Noodle Boy because....because.....because Sad Noodle Boy doesn't have that nice little ring to it. That's why.
MC: Thanks. OK, now another question. (pulls out another) This one's for Squee. Squee, if you always disagree with Shmee, why do you keep him around?
Squee: 'Cause he's really the only person who doesn't pretend I'm not alive, 'cept for the scary neighbor man.
MC: well, that's sad Squee. Thanks for enlightening us on one more mystery. I mean..Todd. Which would you prefer?
Squee: Um, I don't care.
MC: Kay. Now, another question for Nny, what exactly was *it* behind your wall?
Nny: I'm not sure. I was dead at the time it came out.
MC: True. Tess, would you answer that?
Tess: I guess so. It was a huge bunch of tentacles and arms and legs and (shudder) just huge freaky stuff in general. Some sort of monster. It did kill that one asshole guy though, so I'm glad.
Dillon: Asshole guy?
Tess: You know he....oh, right, you died before he started being an asshole.
Dillon: ................
MC: Ok, thanks. Another truth has been unveiled. Thanks for all your help.
Nny: No problem.
Tess; um, whatever.
MC: OK then. OK, here's some viewer comments. (pulls out several slips of paper out). OK, Devi, you're a bitch. Nny said he was sorry, but did you listen? No!
Devi: Hey, wait just a second! I'm a bitch now, because I was mad at a guy who tried to murder me for no fuckin' reason?
Tenna: That's what it sounds like, Dev.
Devi: He fuckin tried to kill me!
MC: Well, viewers are perfectly allowed to call you a bitch.
Devi: yeah, but still-
Tenna: he DID apologize to you.
Tess: Yeah.
Devi: How would you know?
Tess: I read the seventh comic.
Devi: Wadamminit! You mean the comics actually have stuff that really happened in them?
Tess: yeah.
Devi: Oh shit. But still, I can be mad at him if I wanna.
Nny: I said I was sorry.
Devi: SO what?
Nny: and you're still mad?
Devi: Yes!
Nny: I'm sorry. I already said that!
Devi: Ok! Fine, Nny! I forgive you! Happy?
Nny: Yes. So does that mean you'll give me another chance?
Devi: What do YOU think?
Nny: Um...yes?
Devi: Arg! We'll see about that Nny. Maybe.
MC: Isn't that nice. OK, another comment. It's that Nny was a little pissy last episode. Nny, why were you so pissy?
Nny: I was in a bad mood! People can be in bad moods if they wanna! I'm a fucking homicidal maniac for heaven's sake!
MC: Ok. Don't gotta get so defensive. Well, we're almost done for today folks.
Tenna: Aww! Already?
MC: yes. Unfortunately folks, it's almost time to go. But a few more questions first. OK here's one from.Tenna? But don't you already know about stuff?
Tenna: Noppers.
MC: Ooooookaaaaaaaay. Devi, what was up with you and Nny. Did you like him?
Devi: Tenna!
Tenna: Tee hee!
MC: well?
Devi:.......yes I did!
MC: But not anymore?
Devi: he tried to slay me! What do you fucking think?
MC: oh. That'd be a no, right? Now, I guess it's time for us to go. 'Till next episode (#3)!
Tenna: Bye bye! Aww darny, I didn't even get any questions, and neither did Spooky!
MC: Well, too bad! Viewers, send any q's for our characters here in the form of reviews or if you have my address, e-mails. See ya back here, same time, same place! Goodnight world!
~Moonchild
Check out episode three as soon as I can write it! Sorry I didn't answer all of your questions. I'll answer more next eppy!
OK, get ready for episode #2! This time, your host will be.....ME! YAY! Tenna wanted to be IN the show, so now I'll host for a while. Here we go!
Moonchild: Good evening folks! Here we are with JTHM talk show, episode two! And here are our last time's guests, Nny, Devi, Dillon, Tess, and Happy Noodle Boy! Oh yeah, and that horny bastard Eddie. And we're bringing in some new guests from the comics, Squee (by popular demand), his demon teddy bear Shmee, and our former host, Tenna! (clappyness)
Nny: hi people.
Moonchild: How come you're so happy, Nny?
Nny: One of my rare good moods. Please don't spoil it.
Moonchild: OK then. Everybody try & get along this time. Ok, come in the rest of you.
Tenna: Why'd Johnny get to come in first?
Moonchild: 'cause it's his comic.
Tenna: Well, Devi has a comic too.
Moonchild: Tenna, please!
Tenna: Ok then. Sorry.
Moonchild: Now, after being so rudely interrupted, where were we?
Devi: ummmm..
HNB: Smell the enchanted grass clippings! They shall bring you eternal life, and a reason to piss standing up!
Nny: Grass clippings?
Moonchild: well...yes. OK, now I want to welcome you all to episode two of the JTHM talk show!
Eddie: I...uh...butt.
Devi: oh no not you again! And is it not unsafe that I'm in the same room as Nny with no guards!?
Nny: I-
Squee: Shmee says Johnny's a bad man.
Dillon: he's a prick.
Nny: watch it!
Moonchild: Calm down. OK, now it's time to answer some questions from our viewers! I shall choose a few from this vat of reviews! (pulls one out) Ok, here's one that I'd call a joint question. Nny and Happy Noodle Boy, why is HNB called happy when he's always making people cry and kill him and stuff, and also, I'd like to add, scowling?
HNB: I see the fresh new coat of cheese, hidden in the igloo of the great sausage prince!
Moonchild (MC): Okaaaaaaaaay. Nny, can you answer the question for us?
Nny: He's called Happy Noodle Boy because....because.....because Sad Noodle Boy doesn't have that nice little ring to it. That's why.
MC: Thanks. OK, now another question. (pulls out another) This one's for Squee. Squee, if you always disagree with Shmee, why do you keep him around?
Squee: 'Cause he's really the only person who doesn't pretend I'm not alive, 'cept for the scary neighbor man.
MC: well, that's sad Squee. Thanks for enlightening us on one more mystery. I mean..Todd. Which would you prefer?
Squee: Um, I don't care.
MC: Kay. Now, another question for Nny, what exactly was *it* behind your wall?
Nny: I'm not sure. I was dead at the time it came out.
MC: True. Tess, would you answer that?
Tess: I guess so. It was a huge bunch of tentacles and arms and legs and (shudder) just huge freaky stuff in general. Some sort of monster. It did kill that one asshole guy though, so I'm glad.
Dillon: Asshole guy?
Tess: You know he....oh, right, you died before he started being an asshole.
Dillon: ................
MC: Ok, thanks. Another truth has been unveiled. Thanks for all your help.
Nny: No problem.
Tess; um, whatever.
MC: OK then. OK, here's some viewer comments. (pulls out several slips of paper out). OK, Devi, you're a bitch. Nny said he was sorry, but did you listen? No!
Devi: Hey, wait just a second! I'm a bitch now, because I was mad at a guy who tried to murder me for no fuckin' reason?
Tenna: That's what it sounds like, Dev.
Devi: He fuckin tried to kill me!
MC: Well, viewers are perfectly allowed to call you a bitch.
Devi: yeah, but still-
Tenna: he DID apologize to you.
Tess: Yeah.
Devi: How would you know?
Tess: I read the seventh comic.
Devi: Wadamminit! You mean the comics actually have stuff that really happened in them?
Tess: yeah.
Devi: Oh shit. But still, I can be mad at him if I wanna.
Nny: I said I was sorry.
Devi: SO what?
Nny: and you're still mad?
Devi: Yes!
Nny: I'm sorry. I already said that!
Devi: Ok! Fine, Nny! I forgive you! Happy?
Nny: Yes. So does that mean you'll give me another chance?
Devi: What do YOU think?
Nny: Um...yes?
Devi: Arg! We'll see about that Nny. Maybe.
MC: Isn't that nice. OK, another comment. It's that Nny was a little pissy last episode. Nny, why were you so pissy?
Nny: I was in a bad mood! People can be in bad moods if they wanna! I'm a fucking homicidal maniac for heaven's sake!
MC: Ok. Don't gotta get so defensive. Well, we're almost done for today folks.
Tenna: Aww! Already?
MC: yes. Unfortunately folks, it's almost time to go. But a few more questions first. OK here's one from.Tenna? But don't you already know about stuff?
Tenna: Noppers.
MC: Ooooookaaaaaaaay. Devi, what was up with you and Nny. Did you like him?
Devi: Tenna!
Tenna: Tee hee!
MC: well?
Devi:.......yes I did!
MC: But not anymore?
Devi: he tried to slay me! What do you fucking think?
MC: oh. That'd be a no, right? Now, I guess it's time for us to go. 'Till next episode (#3)!
Tenna: Bye bye! Aww darny, I didn't even get any questions, and neither did Spooky!
MC: Well, too bad! Viewers, send any q's for our characters here in the form of reviews or if you have my address, e-mails. See ya back here, same time, same place! Goodnight world!
~Moonchild
Check out episode three as soon as I can write it! Sorry I didn't answer all of your questions. I'll answer more next eppy!
