Disclaimer: I own no characters in here!

For this chapter, no offense to any Britney Spears fans out there.

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*pretty lights flash, Moonchild walks out on stage, to the booing of all the audience*

Moonchild (MC): Good evening ladies and spleen babies! Welcome to episode three! Sorry for the long absence, folks! I was trapped by Nny under a large statue of a marble elephant. And now please welcome our guests for the show tonight! Johnny C., Devi D., Todd Casil, Tess R., Dillon something or other, Eddie what's his face, Shmee the demon teddy bear, Happy Noodle Boy, Tenna..whatever it is, and Spooky!

*guests walk onto set. Nny runs into painted elf infested tree made of cardboard. It falls on him.*

Nny: oof! Ouch! Help!

*Devi and Squee lift the tree off of Nny and throw it offstage*

Devi: still running into trees, Johnnypoo?

*Nny flinches at the nickname*

Squee: You OK, Mr. Scary neighbor man?

Nny: *smiles* Yes Squee. Thanks.

Squee: *squee*

Devi: *says nothing*

MC: OK, now, if Devi, Nny, and Todd would sit down, we could begin.

Nny: sorry.

*they take their seats*

MC: OK, now, let's start with some questions! Here's one for Nny. It's a request: 'Nny, could you do me a favor and kill that bitch Britney Spears for me?'

Nny: *smiles* Why yes, yes I think I will.

Tess: Yes, do us all a favor.

*Britney Spears waltzes onto stage*

BS (coincidence in the initials, no?): hello there.

Devi: AH! KILL HER!

Nny: *grabs knives* GARG!

BS: Hey! What are you doing?

*audience throws rotten veggies at Britney.*

BS: Hey! Stop!

Nny: Die, evil bitch!! *stabs her neck. She bleeds, sliding to the stage in pain*

Dillon: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Nny: :D

Devi: :D

Squee: squee!

Tess: :D

Tenna: :D

MC: :D

BS: *twitch twitch twitch*

MC: thank you very much Nny! Now, the next question is for Tenna! Tenna: where did you get Spooky, and how long have you known Devi for? (somehow I feel like I have asked this before. Let me know if I did, please?)

Tenna: I got Spooky for Christmas from Devi when we first met. I've known her for six years now! Spooky is six! Yay!

Devi: oh, and how I regret giving you that thing!

MC: Thanks. Now, another question. This is for Spooky. Spooky: Squeak squeakity SQUEAK squeak squeak squeak?

Tenna: C'mon Spooky! Answer the nice lady!

Spooky: Squeak..squeak squeak squeak squeak...squeakily squeak..squeakness.

MC: Thank you for your enlightenment Spooky. And now, a question for Happy Noodle Boy. HNB: What would become of Mr. Cow if toenails destroyed the little rabid pork demon who needed his pens back?

HNB: Black blacka choo-choo bean! I wanna make kool-aid smoosh dadda with the weasel socks of my purple pencil case! Wheenlea! Spank the monkey, knot roll face plant in the sausage balls of doomyness!

Nny: o_O

MC: O...K...Now, it's time to ask about current events. Anybody got any? Nny?

Nny: erm..uh...

MC: Tess?

Tess: Dillon broke his ass on the cement.

Dillon: Hey!

MC: Fascinating. Devi?

Devi: Mur...uh..heh?

MC: How about Tenna? *noticing that Tenna is jumping up and down*

Tenna: Ooh! Ooh! Devi forgave Nny!

MC: She did?

Tenna: Yeah! And last night they went on a DATE!

Devi: *blushing and incoherent grumbling under her breath*

MC: Oh really? How do you know this? Do tell about this phenomenon!

Tenna: I was going to get egg rolls. They were at the Eat or Die, and they was smoochin'. Hee.

Nny: *blush* murfle mumph...* grumbling*

MC: Reeeeeeally? So you chose to forgive Nny?

Devi:...........................YES! OK? I forgave him! So what if I kissed him? Is that really something to gawk at?

Tenna: Yes

Devi: *glare*

MC: that's great Tenna, great news to bring us. *looks at watch* Shit! We're almost out of time!!!! I knew I should have paid for extra time!!!!!!!

Tenna: already?

MC: yes

Eddie: *groggily* can I touch yo' ass?

MC: *looks disgusted, slaps his face*

Dev: ^_^

Nny: hey, people, look at Dillon! What the fuck is he doing?

Dillon: Pretty fishy, walking down the street, pretty fishy, kind I like to eat, pretty fishy, nice and tender meat..

Devi: what the fuck?

Tess: I always knew there was something wrong with him.. *in awe*

MC: *pulls out tranqualizer gun*

BLAM.

Dillon: *falls to ground, groggy*

MC: Damn, that worked fast! Well, goodnight guys! And stay tuned for more soon! And a big thanks to Kitty-N with her fabulous show 'Devi D. Coast To Coast' for reminding me that I had a show too! If it weren't for her, I never would have remembered! Thanks Kitty if you're here! Goodnight guys! *blows kisses*

Nny: yeah yeah, goodnight people. *beats off several over-enthusiastic fangirls and runs off stage to avoid more, follwed closely by Devi and HNB.

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Z?

Nother eppy soon!