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You know what? I want to have a theme song for this. But that would mean I'd have to write it. I mean, shows have theme songs, right? And this show isn't ending any time soon, because it's just too much fun! I love having a show where I control what happens, and it's all according to me! I never have this kind of control in real life, hee hee. Remember to review with questions, comments, and anything else. Also, there are a few new parts coming to the show soon, which I will enlighten you on in this episode. Now then, let's roll!
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Moonchild (MC) walks onto set, a large bloodstain on the front of her light blue tshirt*
MC: NNY! *growls*
Nny: *hiding behind some plastic background of NYC* yyess?
MC: You got that cheerleader's blood on my shirt, dammit! Oh never mind. Now, let's get on with the show. God evening everyone and welcome to episode four of the JTHM Talk Show! And here are our usual guests..they're getting to be more like just the crew, huh? And no, I'm not gonna go through their names again!!!
*usual guys and gals walk onto set. Dillon trips over lighting cord and takes Squee (or Todd) down with him. Nny looks over, fury in his eyes.*
Nny: Don't you DARE harm Squeegee!!
Dillon: Easy man!
Nny: *pulls out two knives and advances on Dillon* You must die!
Devi: *crosses arms* Nny *in a warning tone*
Nny: *looks at her* What?
Devi: *annoyed* Hmmm?
Nny: *confused for a moment* What? Oh yeah. I promised, didn't I?
Devi: Yes.
Nny: *puts his knives away* You got lucky this time, asshole. *to Dillon*
Dev: that's better.
Nny: *grumbles at Dillon about how he's unfit to burden the planet with his humanistic shit as they pass him to sit in their usual seats*
MC: Ok, now that we're all here, some beginning announcements! There will be some changes to the show, thanks to the requests of our cast members!
Tenna: Yes! Finally! Did you take MY suggestion?
MC: Just listen, OK guys!? Now, two people are getting their own little portion of the show. The first is..da da da..Nny!
Nny: *surprised* Me?
MC: Yes! You! It's called 'Killing Time With Johnny C.'
Nny: Really now?
MC: Yes. See, what happens is the audience (that means you, reviewers) requests someone for Nny to kill, and every show Nny kills one of the most frequently voted for! Kind of like a twisted version of Survivor, huh? But the rules are: it cannot be one of the show crew, and you can't vote for Nny to commit suicide. Sounds fun, huh?
Nny: *devilish look*
Devi: Hey wait! Nny promised me he wouldn't kill anyone!
MC: Oh come on Devi! It's just for his show! And if people vote for someone to die, they must be bad people!
Nny: yeah Devi. Come on. I won't kill anyone except for the show.
Devi: well....
Nny: *using guilt trip puppy dog eyes* For me?
Devi: *rolling her eyes* OK fine. You know I can't resist that.
Nny: *grinning*
MC: So, Killing Time With Johnny C. is on! Now, the next show is a new version of the old favorite.. 'Spending Time With Happy Noodle Boy'!!!
Devi: Noodle boy has a show segment?
MC: Well..yes that's what it says here.
Nny: THAT should be memorable.
MC: *looks disturbed* OK. Now, moving on, we've got some audience questions. The first is one for Tenna. I think she already answered this, but where did you get Spooky?
Tenna: from Devi on Christmas, the first year we met.
MC: Neat. Now, the next is for Spooky. Spooky, do you like being Tenna's doll?
Spooky: Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak squeak. (translation: yes, it's fun)
MC: It's good you have fun Spooky. And now here's one for Devi. Devi, why won't you give Nny another chance? Do something nice for everybody. Please (I said maybe is not a valid answer).
Devi: I AM giving him another chance. Look, see, I'm sitting next to him and not screaming. See? *kisses Nny's cheek*
Nny: *twitches a bit* Yup, she is *little grin*
Tenna: And look how happy ya are!
Devi: *blushes and mumbles something*
MC: OK then. That's so adorable. Now, a question for Nny. Nny, what do you think draws out these maternal (ish) feelings for Squee?
Nny: Well, I'd say the feelings are a bit more paternal if truth to be told. But anyway, his own father is.needless to say..a booze worshipping bum, and he teaches Squeegee nothing of the ways of the world. He isn't really acting out the part of a father to him, and I feel somewhat responsible for him, seeing this happen.
MC: That is SO sweet. Now, a question for Squee. Someone wants to know if they can be your friend.
Squee: yes. I like friends *smiles nervously, clutching Shmee*
MC: That's great. Squeegee has a friend. Now here's one for Shmee. Shmee, why do you tell Squee to burn his house down?
Shmee:...
MC: *Picks Shmee up* Oh REALLY? Huh? So you think you can get away with that? Little FUCK!!!!! Damn bear!!! Die! *hurls Shmee offstage* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Squee: squee!
MC: Oh, sorry. *retrieves Shmee* He said because Squee's plausible young mind is enjoyable to twist around. Evil shit..OK sorry. NOW, a question for Dillon and Tess. What's it like to die?
Dillon: Uhhhh...it hurts...bad..ouch
Tess: I don't know if you can call what happened to me dying, but it sort of felt like my face was melting off.
Nny: It's not pleasant at all. It IS quite painful.
Dillon: Did anyone ask YOU?
Nny: *bristles* WHAT?
Devi: *warningly* NNY!
Nny: *sits down*
MC: OK, now, our last question is for Eddie. Eddie, what are you thinking?
Nny: *under his breath* this should be interesting.
Eddie: *looking at Devi* Can I touch your butt?
Devi: *looks disgusted* get him away from me!
Eddie: *moves toward her*
Devi: aggggggg...
Nny: *kicks Eddie in the face* Get away from Devi!
Eddie: *Flies backwards into the audience.*
Devi: Thanks Nny.
Nny: *looks at his feet and mumbles something*
MC: OK, now, it's about time to go. BUT before we do, I'd like to add a few more announcements. The snack machine by the backstage entrance has been fixed!
Tenna: YAY!
MC: Yeah, and now it's almost time to go. But I also add that I'd like to thank my reviewers and tell them to keep the questions coming for the next episode. And don't forget to vote for someone to die for 'Killing Time With Johnny C.' OK? OK. And don't forget to request guests to come onto the show! Yay! And did you notice that in the Good Charlotte video 'Boy and Girls', a Squee shirt is being worn? YAY! Go Squee!
Nny: Night everybody!
MC: BYE BYE!!!!
*screen fades out on the crew chatting casually, while a fried chicken runs by in the background*
You know what? I want to have a theme song for this. But that would mean I'd have to write it. I mean, shows have theme songs, right? And this show isn't ending any time soon, because it's just too much fun! I love having a show where I control what happens, and it's all according to me! I never have this kind of control in real life, hee hee. Remember to review with questions, comments, and anything else. Also, there are a few new parts coming to the show soon, which I will enlighten you on in this episode. Now then, let's roll!
*/*/*
Moonchild (MC) walks onto set, a large bloodstain on the front of her light blue tshirt*
MC: NNY! *growls*
Nny: *hiding behind some plastic background of NYC* yyess?
MC: You got that cheerleader's blood on my shirt, dammit! Oh never mind. Now, let's get on with the show. God evening everyone and welcome to episode four of the JTHM Talk Show! And here are our usual guests..they're getting to be more like just the crew, huh? And no, I'm not gonna go through their names again!!!
*usual guys and gals walk onto set. Dillon trips over lighting cord and takes Squee (or Todd) down with him. Nny looks over, fury in his eyes.*
Nny: Don't you DARE harm Squeegee!!
Dillon: Easy man!
Nny: *pulls out two knives and advances on Dillon* You must die!
Devi: *crosses arms* Nny *in a warning tone*
Nny: *looks at her* What?
Devi: *annoyed* Hmmm?
Nny: *confused for a moment* What? Oh yeah. I promised, didn't I?
Devi: Yes.
Nny: *puts his knives away* You got lucky this time, asshole. *to Dillon*
Dev: that's better.
Nny: *grumbles at Dillon about how he's unfit to burden the planet with his humanistic shit as they pass him to sit in their usual seats*
MC: Ok, now that we're all here, some beginning announcements! There will be some changes to the show, thanks to the requests of our cast members!
Tenna: Yes! Finally! Did you take MY suggestion?
MC: Just listen, OK guys!? Now, two people are getting their own little portion of the show. The first is..da da da..Nny!
Nny: *surprised* Me?
MC: Yes! You! It's called 'Killing Time With Johnny C.'
Nny: Really now?
MC: Yes. See, what happens is the audience (that means you, reviewers) requests someone for Nny to kill, and every show Nny kills one of the most frequently voted for! Kind of like a twisted version of Survivor, huh? But the rules are: it cannot be one of the show crew, and you can't vote for Nny to commit suicide. Sounds fun, huh?
Nny: *devilish look*
Devi: Hey wait! Nny promised me he wouldn't kill anyone!
MC: Oh come on Devi! It's just for his show! And if people vote for someone to die, they must be bad people!
Nny: yeah Devi. Come on. I won't kill anyone except for the show.
Devi: well....
Nny: *using guilt trip puppy dog eyes* For me?
Devi: *rolling her eyes* OK fine. You know I can't resist that.
Nny: *grinning*
MC: So, Killing Time With Johnny C. is on! Now, the next show is a new version of the old favorite.. 'Spending Time With Happy Noodle Boy'!!!
Devi: Noodle boy has a show segment?
MC: Well..yes that's what it says here.
Nny: THAT should be memorable.
MC: *looks disturbed* OK. Now, moving on, we've got some audience questions. The first is one for Tenna. I think she already answered this, but where did you get Spooky?
Tenna: from Devi on Christmas, the first year we met.
MC: Neat. Now, the next is for Spooky. Spooky, do you like being Tenna's doll?
Spooky: Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak squeak. (translation: yes, it's fun)
MC: It's good you have fun Spooky. And now here's one for Devi. Devi, why won't you give Nny another chance? Do something nice for everybody. Please (I said maybe is not a valid answer).
Devi: I AM giving him another chance. Look, see, I'm sitting next to him and not screaming. See? *kisses Nny's cheek*
Nny: *twitches a bit* Yup, she is *little grin*
Tenna: And look how happy ya are!
Devi: *blushes and mumbles something*
MC: OK then. That's so adorable. Now, a question for Nny. Nny, what do you think draws out these maternal (ish) feelings for Squee?
Nny: Well, I'd say the feelings are a bit more paternal if truth to be told. But anyway, his own father is.needless to say..a booze worshipping bum, and he teaches Squeegee nothing of the ways of the world. He isn't really acting out the part of a father to him, and I feel somewhat responsible for him, seeing this happen.
MC: That is SO sweet. Now, a question for Squee. Someone wants to know if they can be your friend.
Squee: yes. I like friends *smiles nervously, clutching Shmee*
MC: That's great. Squeegee has a friend. Now here's one for Shmee. Shmee, why do you tell Squee to burn his house down?
Shmee:...
MC: *Picks Shmee up* Oh REALLY? Huh? So you think you can get away with that? Little FUCK!!!!! Damn bear!!! Die! *hurls Shmee offstage* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Squee: squee!
MC: Oh, sorry. *retrieves Shmee* He said because Squee's plausible young mind is enjoyable to twist around. Evil shit..OK sorry. NOW, a question for Dillon and Tess. What's it like to die?
Dillon: Uhhhh...it hurts...bad..ouch
Tess: I don't know if you can call what happened to me dying, but it sort of felt like my face was melting off.
Nny: It's not pleasant at all. It IS quite painful.
Dillon: Did anyone ask YOU?
Nny: *bristles* WHAT?
Devi: *warningly* NNY!
Nny: *sits down*
MC: OK, now, our last question is for Eddie. Eddie, what are you thinking?
Nny: *under his breath* this should be interesting.
Eddie: *looking at Devi* Can I touch your butt?
Devi: *looks disgusted* get him away from me!
Eddie: *moves toward her*
Devi: aggggggg...
Nny: *kicks Eddie in the face* Get away from Devi!
Eddie: *Flies backwards into the audience.*
Devi: Thanks Nny.
Nny: *looks at his feet and mumbles something*
MC: OK, now, it's about time to go. BUT before we do, I'd like to add a few more announcements. The snack machine by the backstage entrance has been fixed!
Tenna: YAY!
MC: Yeah, and now it's almost time to go. But I also add that I'd like to thank my reviewers and tell them to keep the questions coming for the next episode. And don't forget to vote for someone to die for 'Killing Time With Johnny C.' OK? OK. And don't forget to request guests to come onto the show! Yay! And did you notice that in the Good Charlotte video 'Boy and Girls', a Squee shirt is being worn? YAY! Go Squee!
Nny: Night everybody!
MC: BYE BYE!!!!
*screen fades out on the crew chatting casually, while a fried chicken runs by in the background*
