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This episode will be nonsense, since I have little to work with right now. */*/*

*fade in, the set. Nny is sitting in a chair by himself on the set, twiddling his thumbs. There is a long silence, in which Nny sings the Frosted Flakes( jingle under his breath. Then the rest of the cast shows up and thinking that the show has not yet started, start doing stupid things.*

MC: *to audience* Shhhhh(.don't tell them we've started.

Nny: Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun(..

Tenna: *dancing a jig in the middle of the stage* Wooo! Go Spooky! *Spooky is break dancing*

Devi: *waltzing with a mop*

Nny: *singing* Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave(.a single man alive..

*Devi joins in*

Devi and Nny: *bothing singing*... ladi dadi dide, genocide. Ladi dadi dud, an ocean of blood..

Devi: *trips on the mop she is still waltzing with and stops singing as she falls.*

Nny: *singing* .let's begin..the killing time. *finishes grandly and bows low*

Devi: *untangles herself from the mop and sits up*

MC: Smiles people! You're on camera!

Tenna: wuh?

Nny: No. The camera's...

Devi: On. *finishes for him*

Nny: Fuck. *sits back down*

MC: Ha ha ha! Little rude awakening for ya! It's been on the entire time!

Devi: Shit.

MC: Yeah. Now, let's get started on episode five of the JTHM talk show.

Tenna: Hey, how come it's JTHM? I'm not from JTHM.

MC: Well...because Nny's from JTHM, and everybody loves Nny. Now stop asking questions Tenna. Now, let's start out with a show segment, 'Killing Time With Johnny C.'

*Fade in to a different set. Nny is sitting at a desk with 'Killing Time With Johnny C.' painted on the front. He is smiling a very forced smile at the camera*

Nny: Hello, and welcome to Killing Time With Johnny C. And now, let's begin. I have a request from a reviewer to kill..Tenna? Hey Devi!

Devi: *off camera* What? *walks onto set*

Nny: I thought it was supposed to be against the rules for me to kill show members for my show segment.

Devi: Yeah. That's against the rules. Why?

Nny: It says I kill Tenna.

Devi: WHAT?

Nny: I know. But I gotta kill somebody for the show.

Devi: *Devilish smile* how about Spooky?

Nny: *equally evil smile* Yeeeeeah..*picks up mike, and speaks into it* Hey, Moonchild, can you send Tenna over here?

MC: *voice coming out of a speaker somewhere* Sure Nny. I'll send her right down.

Tenna: *walks onto stage* What?

Nny: *pulls out knives, advances on her*

Tenna: Heeeeeeeeeey! What? *backs away*

Nny: *leaps forward, grabs Spooky, sticks knives into him*

Tenna: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devi: *cruel laughter*

MC: *rushes onto stage* Nny! Spooky's a cast member too! Don't worry Tenna! We'll get him fixed (NO, I didn't mean THAT kind of fixed, sickos!). *rushes away with the now flat Spooky*

Tenna: Why!? Why!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!?????????????

Devi: HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Tenna: *runs off stage*

Nny: *in wild laughter* HA! ^_^

Devi: :D

Nny: *sits in desk once more* Thanks for watching. It's been fun. See ya next time on Killing Time With Johnny C.

*Fade back to original set*

MC: OK...now for some reviewer...I mean audience questions. This time we've only got one. It's for Nny. Nny, now that you and Devi are back together, What you gonna do about Eddie asking to touch Devi's ass?

Nny: *anger bristling* Oh yeah, I just kicked you before, didn't I? *gets up slowly*

Eddie: What..what are you gonna do to me? Why?

Nny: listen to me, you horny bastard! Devi and I are going out again! Touch her ass? I haven't gotten to do that! So YOU think that YOU can?????? YEAH RIGHT!!! GET READY TO DIE!!!!! GARG!!!

Eddie: *trembling in fear* Agggggggg.....

Devi: *sounding worried* Nny...don't do that...heeeeeeey...

Nny: *pulls out two knives* Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MC: *Pulls out her tranquilizer gun again* BAM!

Nny: *sinks to the ground as a result to the fast acting sedative* woooo...

MC: Phew. Hey, Eddie may be a horny bastard, but nobody's going to hurt each other right now, OK? *Picks Nny up off the ground, plops his limp body onto Devi's lap* Here Devi, take this.

Devi: Uhh.thanks.

MC: OK, now, time for another segment! It is time for..Spending Time With Happy Noodle Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Happy Noodle Boy stands up on his chair*

HNB: Hear me, hear me, cat chow chump chowder!!!!!!!!! Bacon sausage bears oh my!!!!!!!!!! Bleep bleep! Run from the pink bean casserole!!!

MC: Ooooookkkkkkkk. Now, let's move on. It's time for a new surprise segment, that I didn't even warn you about!!! Da da da....The News! With Devi and Tenna!!!!!!

*Fade to new set. Devi and Tenna sit at a desk with 'News' painted on the front*

Tenna: *to audience* Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devi: Hello there.. Now, the news. *looks at one of the papers she is holding* The weather tonight is going to be cloudy, perfect for..killing people in dark alleys? And there are going to be....light showers of..blood??? And slightly soiled..knives? OK, who the FUCK wrote the weather report!!!!

*off to the side we see Nny, smiling a little innocent smile*

Nny: Hey Devi *waves*

Devi: It was YOU Nny! Nny, please make weather reports that are true!!!

Nny: They ARE true *silly grin*

Devi: Nny, you promised you wouldn't kill!!!

Nny: *sheepishly* OK, I'll do it right next time.

Devi: GOOD!

Tenna: OK, and in news, Spooky was hideously mutilated by SOMEBODY! He's still in repair!

Nny: Hee.

Devi: What else for news, Tenna?

Tenna: Nothing that I can think of.

Devi: OK, back to you Moonchild.

MC: OK, now what? I don't know. I guess.the show's over. I knew I should have gotten the prime time location. So, goodnight. Don't forget to send your questions, comments, requests, and others! And don't forget to request someone to die for K.T.W.J.J. (Killing Time With Johnny C.) and request some new characters to come on the show too! Bye!

*fade out on the characters all running around and screaming for no reason*

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