Disclaimer: I own nothing! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

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*Fade in on Moonchild on the usual set, amid the flashing lights that read 'The JTHM Talk Show!!!!!!!'. The usual crew enters, and takes their usual seats. But who gives a shit?*

MC: Good evening and welcome to...fuck I'm getting tired of saying this stupid little thing! You people know what you're watching by now! And you know all of us. I must say no more. We shall start off with a few little greetings. So, how are you guys doing tonight?

Nny: Not so bad.

Devi: Not bad, considering I'm in a room full of idiots.

Tenna: Me and Spooky are just fine.

Tess: I'm OK. Dillon's wasted though.

Dillon: Meh.heh.

Eddie: Can I touch your ass?

HNB: Vicious monkey savages!!!!!!!!

Squee: OK

Shmee: *sits soundlessly*

Spooky: Squeak squeak squeak.

MC: That's great. I'd like to say a few things. I'd like to thank janey-the -suicidal maniac for personally offering to give up her life for K.T.W.J.C. I'd like to thank Kitty-N for offering to let me be a guest on DDC2C, and I'd like to add that I hope she'll let me put her on this show. And also a note to Lito Kid Skullington (AKA Kid), can I put you on here? Now, we've got a great, HUGE show for tonight. We've got a great guest here tonight. Folks, give it up for..Mr. Jhonen C. Vasquez!!!!!!!

*insert sound of crazy fangirls screaming, and suddenly Jhonen appears in a chair.*

Jhonen (JV): What? Where am I?

MC: Hello, Mr. Vasquez. Welcome to the JTHM Talk Show!

JV: JTHM? You mean.what? I wasn't aware that there was a JTHM talk show.

MC: Well there IS!

JV: *suddenly nervous* Who ARE you?

MC: I am Moonchild *whips her purple hair against the back of her chair, then realizes she is still in reality and snaps back to attention* And you know who THESE people are? *gestures to the show crew*

(note, in reality my hair is not purple, but it is for the show. Maybe soon it will be blue for the show. Yay!)

JV: Oh my lord! Johnny and...tell me this is a nightmare.

MC: Noppers. You're here to talk to us!

JV: Get away from me!

MC: Aw come on Jhonen. I don't bite.

JV: *jumps to his feet, makes a run for it*

MC: Lasso him, GIR!

GIR (yes, from Invader Zim): *pulls out lasso* I want tacos! *throws lasso at Jhonen, misses, Jhonen gets away*

MC: Shit. He was our only guest for tonight's show!!!!!! Damn! Why'd he have to get away? Ffffffffff...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Tenna: Hey calm down!!!!!

MC: *still losing it* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the show crew shows enormous support for Moonchild by backing away from her in fear*

MC: *suddenly snapping into calm* OK. I'm better. Now for reviewer questions! I'm trying to put the names of the people who asked the questions from now on. Here's one for everybody...from Kitty-N. She asks if you guys wanna disco dance with her.

Nny: DISCO?

Devi: Hey Nny, I thought you discoed.

Nny: Do I?

Tenna: Sure, we'll disco with ya Kitty! *very giddy* Spooky says so too!

MC: OK, then it's settled, they will disco with Kitty. Now, we have no more reviewer questions currently, so let's go immediately to KTWJC, OK?

*fade to the usual KTWJC (hey, notice a pun? You know, 'killing time' as in passing time, and it's also 'killing time' as in time for killing? Funny! Me just noticed!)

Nny: Hello, and welcome to KTWJC. Tonight we've got a very..odd entry. It seems janey-the-suicidal maniac (in here I shall refer to her as jtsm, I hope that's OK) had voted for HERSELF, to be killed. Is she here?

MC: Yeah! She's here! *thrusts jtsm onto the set*

Nny: *smiling* Yes, this shall be fun!

Devi: I can't watch.

Nny: *pulls out a knife, and leaps at jtsm, and lands in front of her. He cuts her leg off, and lifts it high over her head, and begins to beat her with it. She falls to the ground under Nny's brutal beatings. When he is finished he stuffs the severed leg down her throat. She cannot breathe*

Devi: Is it over yet?

Nny: *with newfound calm and a slightly zen feeling about him* Ah, that's better. Now, I hope you enjoyed tonight's edition of KTWJC, and don't worry! Janey will be fine as soon as she's resurrected!

*fade back to original scene. Moonchild has a cd player on the floor and is playing an Evanescence song on it and humming along*

MC: Wake me up inside, wake me up inside. Call my name and....Oh, you're back so soon? Hi there. Now, it be time for Spending Time With Happy Noodle Boy, henceforth referred to as STWHNB.

*Fade to another set. The background is that of a lovely cardboard forest infested with painted flower fairies and that such shit. HNB is standing on his crate*

HNB: Grr...my macaroni and caviar empire is threatened by the Gorilla Federation! Die, devil bird (Ace Ventura quote!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A thousand seas of frowny cereal doomyness! And that is why men do not wear bras! The pain and suffering undergone by those in the legion of morbid monkey shit is only matched by that undergone by my aunt Bob when she flew into the well and-holy shit it's David Letterman!!!!!!!!! PEACHES! But no cream? I pardon your farty sounds of kismet!!!!!! Hold on to your hats, boys and girls! It's the leech man himself, and his army of howler leeches! Holy shit, pigs can fly!! Are you my mom? And look, now I have added Amy Lee to my wall of trophies captured in the sewer? Where is Ben Moody? GACK! The toe jelly is chasing me mom! Help me! Goddamn those Keebler elves and their shitty magic cookies!!!! Fly far away mommy sue and pretend you don't hear what they are screaming into the depths of their pillows late at night!!! Taquito (remember people who know what I mean? From the Hot Chick?) ? What are you doing here? DADDY! Redrum! Poodle shit! It's daddy!

Announcer: This has been STWHNB.

*Fade back to original set. Moonchild is sitting, chatting with Nny and Spooky. She's playing 'Taco Flavored Kisses' off of South Park on her cd player*

MC: So it hurt, huh? Oh, hi! You're back? What's up guys?

Audience: *incoherent mumbling to answer her question*

Devi: *still staring off into space as she was when the scene flickered on.*

MC: So, now, let's just talk for a little bit. I'm gonna ask a few questions that reviewers didn't ask, but I just feel like asking them. Hey Devi, you and Nny got a date planned for tonight? Hmm?

Devi: That's none of your business.

MC: Oh come on I just wanted to know.

Devi: Well, If you MUST know, we're going to the Eat or Die again.

Tenna: You was kissing last time you went there...hee.

Nny: Shut up Tenna.

Devi: Yes, please do.

Tenna: :P

Moonchild: Please, stop the bickering!

Nny: shut up!

MC: HEY! This is MY show, Johnnypoo! I can kick you off if I want to.

Nny: O_O

MC: Yeah, so you better straighten your ass out, Nny.

Nny: -_-

MC: Ya know I wouldn't kick ya off anyways, Nny. We all wuv ya.

Nny: How nice. *eyes twitches* -_o

MC: (gets all starry eyed) *_* I can't believe I have my own show!!

Tenna: I want a show too!

Nny: Too bad!

Tenna: Sheesh why are you being so pissy?

Nny: o_O grrrrrrr....

Devi: Uh-oh. Watch it Tenna! He's gonna!

Tenna: He's not gonna..

Devi: He's gonna!

Nny: *pulls out a knife*

Devi: Johnny C. you promised!

Nny: Grrr..OK fine. *puts knife away and sits. Tenna sighs in relief that she has gotten to keep her life*

MC: OK, now, let's move on to the JTHM Talk Show news!!!!!!

*Fade in to a different set, with Devi and Tenna sitting at the same desk as last time, only now the front reads 'JTHMTSN', meaning, 'JTHM Talk Show News'*

Devi: Hiya.

Tenna: Hey there! Spooky says hi too!

Devi: OK, first on the news, is 'coming up.' Tenna, would you like to tell the audience what's coming up?

Tenna: *trying to act all serious* Certainly, Devi. *looks at her paper* Possibly in the future we may have two guests, Lito Kid Skullington and Kitty-N, straight to us from fanfiction.net! Also, we MAY have Jhonen Vasquez again, if we can successfully sedate him this time. We also may have Krik, the asshole who killed Nny, here for a visit. Not as a crew member though, because then nobody could vote for him for KTWJC. Devi, do you wanna tell about the other possible guests?

Devi: Sure Tenna. We may also have Edgar Vargas here (deaths have no relevance on my show). And Dib Membrane of Invader Zim. It's not JTHM or IFS, but it IS a Jhonen Vasquez creation. We are working on getting Rosearik Rikki Simons, who helped color I Feel Sick, to come. But we are not sure about him yet. We will also have Sickness..oh my lord..come. Plus, Eric the 'vampire' and his friend...the bee mummy girl, Oblivia. And don't forget that walking dead guy I went out with. And we may also have...dun dun dun....Anne Gwish. Yes, the picture of evil! And we're also trying to pencil in the Doughboys and Rev. Meat. Mr. Samsa too. All of this we have planned to possibly happen in the future! Wow! Oh yeah, and I forgot Wobbly Headed Bob and Nailbunny.

Tenna: That's a lot of guests! We could probably make it all the way into season two with that! . (It's 11:30 PM right now, and there a gorgeous, absolutely magnificent full moon out. I'm a little bit distracted right now.)

Devi: So, do you have any more news on your little paper thing?

Tenna: Nope.

Devi: So I guess the news for tonight is over! Back to the regular show.

*fade back to the regular set. Moonchild is listening to the cheeseburger song on her CD player.*

MC: He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well...Oh hey there. Back again? Whoa! We're WAY past the show's time limit! I'm gonna get fined again! See ya! Goodnight y'all!!!!!!!

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Long episode, huh? More soon.