Disclaimer: I own nothing. Mwa ha ha ha.

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*Fade in on the usual JTHMTS set*

MC: You know what you are watching!!!!! You know who I am!!! Now, let us fly right into the show and fill it with watermelon. We have a new guest tonight, and since we don't have ANY new questions, we shall just rush into this. Please welcome Kitty-N!

*Kitty walks onto set*

Devi: AHHHHH!! Not YOU! You're the one who always killed me!!!!

Kitty: *grins evilly at Devi and sits in an empty chair*

MC: Shut up Devi. Now, let us move on. SO, Kitty, you said you would come on here if you could glomp Nny. So, Nny, she is going to glomp you, kay?

Nny: WHAT?

Kitty: *stands up*

Nny: Keep away from me!!!

Kitty: *glomps Nny*

Nny: *pulls out a knife, and proceeds to stab Kitty* DIE!

Kitty: *Doesn't die...she can't die ;)*

Nny: WHAT? Why won't she die?

Kitty: *smiles* I can't die.

Nny: AHHH!

MC: NNY! How did you get knives? I took them away at the show start!!

Nny: *evil grin* I got them back.

MC: Murg! OK, now Kitty, thanks for coming tonight. It be hard to get guests.

Kitty: Yeah sure.

Tenna: HEY! Kitty, you said you'd disco with us!

Squee: Yeah.

Kitty: Let us disco

*The crew starts to disco dance, with the exception of Devi and Nny*

Nny: What are they doing?

Devi: I don't know. It kinda looks like...fun. Let's try it.

Nny: Yeah.

*Nny and Devi start to disco with the others*

Tenna: WOO!!!

Spooky: SQUEAK! (yay)

MC: *Suddenly stops dancing, starts singing Bring Me To Life again*

Nny: WHAT is she doing?

Devi: Singing....or dying. Can't tell which.

Tenna: *still dancing* Hey, maybe we should cut into the first segment!

MC: *stops singing * Yeah.

*Cut to KTWJC*

Nny: Hello there. I am...duh...Johnny C. You know what show this is. Now, for tonight, we have Kitty's sister Megan to be killed. OY Moonchild, is Megan here?

MC: Hey Kitty, did you bring Megan?

Kitty: Yup *walks onto KTWJC set and pulls out a little cardboard box. She pulls Megan out. She is all crumpled up. Kitty uncrumples her and sits her on her feet.* Bye. *Makes a run for it*

Megan: where am I?

Nny: You're on Killing Time With Johnny C. I'm Johnny C. You could call me Nny if you weren't going to die shortly.

Megan: What? Huh?

Nny: what we do on this show is we have our viewers vote for people for me to kill, and then I kill them. You have been voted for.

Megan: I'm gonna DIE? Who voted for me?

Nny: Classified. *whips out dynamite stick*

Megan: AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nny: *sticks the dynamite stick in Megan's mouth and lights it*

Megan: (muffled) don' oo 'is (don't do this)

Fuse: Fzzzzzzzzzz..

KABLOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan's head: *explodes, blood splatters the stage, along with hunks of pale gray brain matter and bits of Megan's skull.*

Nny: This has been KTWJC. Goodnight.

*Fade back to original set*

MC: I wanna be bad, make it feel so good, got things on my mind....Oh hi there. I wasn't singing. *fades away from her reality for a moment* Watching me, wanting me, I can feel you pull me down... *snaps back* Hi! I wasn't singing again. Now, let's move on to another glorious segment..STWHNB!!!!

*Fade to STWHNB set, this time there is a background of palm trees made of cardboard and painted plastic monkeys*

HNB: *standing on crate* fear me and all my nippless wonder! Grr! The walnuts! Oh help me mommy!!!!! RUN AWAY JUNIE!!! Cake! Stuff my ears with mashed potatoes and call me Devi. I've got a new leash!!! Warg!!!! MUSHROOMS! Talk to my spoon!! Fear my dark nub and all it's powers!! Grrr! Kitty cat food is good for aunt Martha!!!!!! PEAS! Oh where is the magic whiteboard of truth, taken away from daddy and mommy of the swimming sausage people CHEESE! Wake up mister peeps!!! DIE!!!!!!! BUTT CHEESE!!!! Where is toothpaste!?

*Fade back to regular JTHMTS set*

MC: *tapping her toes* How can you see into my eyes like open doors, leading you down into my co- Oh hi again! Why do you people keep showing up??? GET AWAY! So, anyway, now, we're here with Kitty and the crew, and we have no questions from reviewers of audience...

Guy: I have a question for Nny!

MC: Shut the FUCK up! I said we have no questions! *brandishes a fresh cherry doom brainfreezy* Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Nny: HEY! I want freezy!

MC: Get your own! It's MY show!!!!!

Nny: Gimme freezy! Grrrrrrrrness!!!!!! *leaps on Moonchild, and they engage in a vicious battle*

MC: Grrrr!

Nny: Grrrrr!!!!!!!

MC: *pushes Nny off, therefore winning* HA!

Nny: Garg.

MC: *sips freezy* Hey Nny. *snaps fingers, another cherry doom freezy appears. Moonchild hands it to Nny*

Nny: *eyes get all big and shiny* Oooooooooooh! Thanks! *takes freezy, slurps it* Mmmmmmmm.

Dillon: Where's MY freezy?

Eddie: Yeeeeeah. Where's mine?

MC: *sighs, snaps fingers again, enough brainfreezys for everyone appear* Here.

All: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Sluuuuuuuuuurp*

MC: OK now, let's see. I think it's time for the news.

*Fade to JTHMTSN set*

Devi: *with brainfreezy* Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.

Tenna: Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.

Devi: *looks up* HEY! Oh hi there. Now, for the news, real fast so I can get back to my fuckin freezy. OK, in news, we have Kitty-N here for a guest!!! YAY!

Tenna: Yeah, Kitty is fun! Now, also, we have a new segment coming soon to the show...whenever Moonchild decides to put it on. It's called 'Stuffs With Devi D.' It is randomness!

Devi: Yeah! Hee hee! And also, soon we have something else coming to the show for one time only that Moonchild won't even tell US about it!

Tenna: yeah! Top secret! So cool!

Devi: yeah. That's it. Now get lost so I can slurp my freezy! Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

*fade to JTHMTS set*

MC: hello. Just me and Kitty here, so we can tell you about the new top secret next episode!

Kitty: yeah, it be secretness!

MC: OK, next episode, coming soon, is behind the scenes of JTHMTS! I drink invisible juice, and then go around invisible with my spy camera! I'm telling the crew that I'm gonna be an hour late, but to stay at the studio just in case I do show up on time. And you get to see what the characters do when you're not around.

Kitty: Yes it is going to be fun. I bet Dillon picks his nose. *retches*

MC: Well, I guess we're out of time for tonight, so bye!

Kitty: Night people!!

Nny: Walks onto set with Devi, snaps a radio on. Music comes on. They start break dancing*

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Look for the behind the scenes episode next, only on JTHMTS! YAY!