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*fade to Moonchild standing outside the studio, holding a spy camera*

MC: Hello. Welcome to the JTHM Talk show again. Not much going on here. Welcome to the behind the scenes episode. It's mucho interesting, my children. I'd like to thank Kitty for showing up on the last episode, and I add that she will most definitely be invited back if she wants to be. Now, I'm gonna go invisible, and you can go behind the scenes.

*goes invisible, enters. Ahead is Tenna and Spooky*

MC: Ooh, let's go spy on them! *moves in closer*

Tenna: Yay Spooky! It's your birthday tomorrow. We're gonna throw a party!!! And maybe we'll have cake!!!

MC: Booooooring. Where's the humiliation??? *moves on.*

*A little ways ahead we see Devi and Nny*

MC: Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Nny: Are you sure about this? It's so stupid!

Devi: Oh come on it's fun!

Nny: Ok then. *pulls out CD player, starts some music.*

MC: Huh?

Devi and Nny: *start waltzing*

MC: Snnnch, giggle.

Devi: Huh? Who said that?

Nny: I dunno. *shrugs*

Devi: I swear, I heard something.

Nny: FUCK, there's somebody in here.

MC: Heh heh.

Devi: *glances around* Who is it, huh?

Nny: *stops waltzing* Hmmmmmmm...I dunno. Creepy. Someone's definitely here.

MC: It's fun messing with their heads *in a whisper*

Devi: DID you hear that?

Nny: Yeah! Who- *glances around wildly*

MC: Hee hee.

Devi: let's get out of here!!!

Nny: YEAH!

*they run*

MC: Heh. Ha. That's funny.

*walks to a different spot. Dillon is standing in front of a mirror. He is wearing blue dinosaur footy pj's*

MC: Heh.

Dillon: Muuurg. *picks his nose*

MC: *retch* Kitty was right. NASTY, he does pick his nose.

Dillon: Muuuuuurg! *walks off*

MC: Oh that's real nice.

*We see Tess, walking onto the stage, wearing a bee suit*

Tess: OK, who the FUCK put this in my dressing room?

Nny: *shouting off set* I dunno!!!!

Tess: Johnny you little fuck!

Nny: Hey! *pulls out knives*

Tess: Bring it on! *pulls out squirty cheese*

Nny: Heh.

Tess: Whatever.

Nny: *leaps at her, brandishing the knives*

Tess: *ducks, squirts his face with the squirty cheese*

Nny: AHHHHHH! *in immense pain*

Tess: HA!

Nny: *falls to the ground, writhing and covering his eyes*

Tess: *looks at him funny, and then walks away, leaving Nny still writhing*

Nny: MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Devi: *walks onto set* Nny? What the fuck are you doing?

Nny: *weakly* she..Tess..the cheese-wizz....agggggggggg

Devi: WHAT?

Nny: Tess sprayed me with cheese-wizz!

Devi: SO?

Nny: It hurts my eyeballs!

Devi: *rolls her eyes* Sheesh.

Nny: HEY! It wouldn't be funny for you?

Devi: Oh come on Nny don't be a baby!

Nny: Devi! Don't say those things!

Devi: *pulls out her secret box of froot loops* Here. Have some cereal. It'll help you forget about the pain.

Nny: *eyes shiny* Froot loops?

Devi: Yes. *wrenches his mouth open, pours in some rainbow colored loops*

Nny: Ahhhhh. *contented*

Devi: That's better. So did you ever figure out who that mysterious voice was?

Nny: No. Did you?

Devi: Nope.

MC: Ok, this is getting boring *leaves*

*a little later on, we see Eddie*

MC: Fuck! What the hell is he DOING? He's not! Oh he is! Shit! My poor eyes! He's screwing the wall!!! Urg!

Eddie: Muff..huff

MC: NASTY! *runs for her life*

*a little ways away we see Devi, Nny, and Tenna sitting in chairs and eating Chinese noodles and pistachios*

Tenna: Mmmmmmmmmm...

Nny: *also slurping on a freezy* Yum.

Devi: Good noodles. *chew chew chew*

Nny: *suddenly jumping up* GADZOOKS! It's a monkey!

Monkey: Hoo hoo ha ha!

Devi: AH! Catch it!!

Tenna: keep it away from Spooky!!

Nny: *dives after the monkey, traps it under someone's top hat* HA!

Monkey: Oo ooh ah!

Devi: TA HA!

Nny: *dumps monkey out and grinds it to a bloody mess under his boot* It's dead.

Tenna: YAY! It didn't get Spooky!!!!!

MC: OK, this is getting weird. *moves on*

*A little ways away, we see HNB, talking to the wall*

HNB: Grrrrrr! How dare you?! GRRRRR!!!!!

MC: HEY NOODLY BOY!

HNB: Leeches? *glances around*

MC: HEE.

HNB: MARTHA!

MC: *runs*

*soon we are able to see Squee, sitting and talking to a spooky alien*

Squee: please Mr. Scary alien man! Don't eat me!

Alien: I have to eat you little boy! Beware!

MC: *jumps on alien, shoves a bucket over its head* DIE! RUUUUUUUUN SQUEEGEE!!!!!!!

Squee: SQUEEEE! *runs away*

MC: *leaps off of alien and runs for her life again*

Alien: *chasing after her; he can see invisible people* GRRRRR!!!

MC: AHHHHHHH! Well, I'm being chased by a spooky alien, so I'm gonna go! Seeeeeeee ya next episode amigos!!!!!

*fade out on Moonchild still being chased by a spooky alien all around the studio*

MC: *in the distance* HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!

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More soon. Next episode will be a regular episode. Don't forget to keep your questions and requests coming!