Disclaimer: I don't own anything. The story line is inspired by the movie "The Princess Diary". I only own none gundam characters like Lee, Peter and the rest of the people of their gang.



Duo woke up to a bright San Francisco day. He calmly got dressed and got into the kitchen where he saw the clock. He was late for school. He grabbed a granola bar, his breakfast, and went down the stairs (he lived in an apartment) and got to his car. He stopped in front of a building where he called for his "friend" Heero. The later got into the car and told the driver to step on it. After passing some red lights and almost colliding with some cars, they finally got to school. It was a school for the kids who didn't go to school on the war. They both ran throw the halls not caring if they got detention. They finally made it to the classroom and just as they got inside and into their chair's the teacher called their names.

"Maxwell, Duo"

"Here" He said almost with out breath.

"Yuy, Heero"

"Umm, professor, what happened to the people between the M and the Y?"

"I already called them, Mister Yuy, since you and Mister Maxwell insist on being the last ones to arrive, I moved both your names to the end of the list."

"Oh, good idea teach." Said Duo with a grin.

The teacher ignored the last remark and continued the class, Literature. Duo took out his bar and Heero took out a small box of corn flakes, as Quatre, who sat besides them smiled at them.

"So…. that makes a solid week of arriving late, are you trying to break a record or something?"

"No, that just proves that we have to fix our alarm clock's." Said Heero with his mouth full of corn flakes.

"And that I need to add a turbo motor to my car." said Duo as he got another bite of his granola bar.

"And what have I told both of you about having breakfast in my class?!"

"That we have to wait till lunch and that is against your class room rules to eat during class"

"Very good Maxwell, and since you know rules so good, let me give you a surprise…. Pop Quiz!"

The whole class groaned even the populars whom where rather good at making dumb excuse to not do an exam.

"Well it wasn't my decision, thank Mister Maxwell and mister Yuy for this. The quiz will be oral. Since you where supposed to read The council of Elrond, from your book of Lord of The Rings, the class will be divided into teams, representing each of the races. Each team will have a leader that will have to convince the rest that they should be the ones to destroy the ring."

"INJUSTICE, THIS IS ABUSE!"

"Sorry mister Chang, next time sayit to your companions here."

The teacher divided them in team and Duo got the Humans, while Heero got the Elves. They had ten minutes to make up a speech and because of his clumsiness, Duo was chosen the leader of his group. The ten seconds where over and Duo's team only knew the beginning of their speech, or rather his speech. The other teams did great but when it was the humans turn, Duo was wishing HE had the ring so he could desapier. He got to the front and took a deep breath; the speech was spouse to cover AT LEAST 2 minutes.

" Well…. we the humans think…that we should take the ring because…….because we found it and…we can do it….and …ummm…we,ummm…uhhh…we are….umm… the owners….because ummm, we found it and…" he took more deep breaths" we have..umm… the right to do it….because …" he started to get pale, as he did when he got nervous" we…ummm….teacher can I sit down I don't feel so good."

"Sure Duo, up next, ELVES."

Duo sat down feeling drowsy. He idint understand why, before he got into school he could make up speeches and stuff fast, now he was scared of talking in public. He could see the rest of his team trying not to laugh at him. He hated them for this. They where the "populars", consisting of the cheer leaders and the football team, the guys that every body wanted to be, except for the five pilots and their friends.

After the elves team convinced everybody the lunch bell rang and Duo speeded out the classroom. He sat down on the cafeteria trying to think what had happened to him. The rest of the pilots arrived, followed by Hilde and Relena.

"Hey duo, what happened up there?" Hilde asked him concerned.

"I have no idea, an I don't want to remember it."

"Did you even read The Council of Elrond?" Relena questioned him, even if she knew his answer.

"Hey, I didn't have time to read that part…I'm still getting those guys to the elves."

"You need to start to be a little more responsible Duo."

"Thanks Trowa, it's about the hundredth time you've said that." He answered sarcastically

"He is right you know, you where so good making stories up when you where a pilot."

"OK, I GET YOURE POINT PEOPLE!"

Right on Que., to make his day even worse than it was, if it was possible, "the in crowd arrived". They consisted of 6 persons most of the time. The leader's where Lee, the captain of the squad the inventor of idiotcracy, she was tall, lean and blond. Her king was Peter, just like her only that he was rather muscular, and invented jerkiness, Hilde used to compare them with Christina Agilera and Nick Carter. Lana was a redhead, only some millimeters shorter than Lee and was almost as thin ather, only that she looked like she ate all her meals, her boy was Daren, who looked like a WWF fighter with his high stature and muscular body, he had sandy hair. Next was Linda, the girl looked exactly like Jennifer Lopez, her boy Richard (A.K.A Ricky) was the spiting image of Ricky Martin.

"Looks like they didn't train you in public speaking back at the war huh Maxwell."

"Go to Hell Peter, its thanks to me that ou are alive."

"Now Duo, watch your language, you certainly did back at class."

"What part of GO TO HELL did you not understand!"

" Now, don't be so harsh, we just want to help learn to speak Duo." Said Linda in a cocky, definitely fake, Latin accent. Heero stood up and gave them the entire "leave or ill kill you stare" which they all followed.

"Thanks Heero."

"It wasent for you Duo, they where getting on my nerves."

"Oh, thanks anyway."

The rest of the ay was just as horrible, when he finally got to his house; he was about to find out that it could get worst. He left his school bag on the door and looked at the answering machine, it had one message. He laysaly pushed the answering button and dropped himself on the couch.

"Hello this is Duo, I'm either to busy or with out time or don't want to pick up the phone so live a message, I don't promise ill return the call*beep*, Mister Maxwell, this is the ministry of Genovia, we are contacting you on behalf of one of our respectful citizens, she would like for you to come tomorrow, after school to have tea," Duo definitely was not ready for the last part of the messege"she said it had to do with some family affairs, thank you*beep*"





A/N: So…how was it, did I suck? Am I good? Any suggestions? Please review, flames are welcome, I will write more depending on those reviews.