ANGEL
TEASER
INT. SEWER.DAY
ANGEL AND THE GANG ARE IN THE SEWERS FIGHTING A HOARD OF DEMONS
GUNN
Be careful what you wish
for bro
HE HITS ONE IN THE HEAD AND KNOCKS IT TO THE GROUND
ANGEL
All I'm saying is that
we only ever get minor
scares around here and its
easily resolved, I'd just like to see
if we could cope with grander things
ANGEL STABS ONE WITH A SWORD AND RUNS TO THE NEXT ONE
ANGEL
Cmon Wes you know
the excitement of stopping an
apocalypse, it would be nice for
a challenge
CORDELIA
So what your saying is you want
a big lizard demon eating people.
I know what to get for your birthday
DEMON KNOCKS CORDELIA TO THE FLOOR AND SHE SCREAMS BUT ANGEL COMES AND SMACKS THE DEMON TO THE GROUND
ANGEL
I'd just like to see
some action around here
CORDELIA
Like Sunnydale??
ANGEL
Exactly
CORDELIA
So what you want is all night
researching and the massacring of people
around us?
ANGEL
Well when you put it that way....
ANGEL SPINS AND KNOCKS ANOTHER DEMON TO THE GROUND WESLEY SHOOTS A CROSSBOW AND HITS ANOTHER. THEY ARE ALL DEAD ON THE GROUND
WESLEY
Never happy with your lot in life
are you?
ANGEL
Well, we have hardly any income coming
in it would be nice for something
to happen
CUT TO
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INT. WOLFRAM AND HART.DAY
AN ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS AND THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON SOME SHOES. IT THEN SLOWLY MOVES UP TO A WELL DRESSED CONFIDENT LOOKING BUSINESS MAN IN HIS TWENTIES. HE WALKS OUT AND HEADS TO A BOARD MEETING AND ENTERS
DREW
Sorry I'm late everybody
LILAH
Who the hell is this guy
DREW
Oh excuse me for being so
rude, I'm Drew McClure
and I'm here for the meeting
so please, continue
NATHAN REED
Excuse me for saying
but you were not invited to this
meeting, it involves fairly heavy stuff
DREW
What like Angel? Thats why I'm here
You see the senior partners
aren't too happy with your performance
as a unit so far. I mean
you waste the better part of a year
raising an ex girlfriend and within
months.. shes slept with Angel
and skipped town. Not to mention
the fact that one of your better employees
left when he had a "moral crisis"
LILAH
Lindsey...
DREW
Correct!! You see the senior partners
want changes and that may include
changes in staff
DREW PULLS OUT A SHARP LETTER OPENER FROM HIS POCKET AND STARTS TO PLAY WITH IT
NATHAN REED
Get security
W&H SUIT
Yes Sir
THE SUIT GETS UP AND REACHES FOR A PHONE BUT DREW GETS THE KNIFE AND THROWS IN AT HIM. IT HIT HIM IN THE HAND AND NAILS HIM TO THE WALL AND HE YELPS IN PAIN.
DREW
No need for animosity...
(EYES MEETING LEADERS NAMETAG)
..Nathan
I work here like everyone else
I've just been sent to get things done
for a change
HE WALKS TO THE END OF THE TABLE WHERE NATHAN IS SITTING AND GOES UP TO HIM
DREW
Well John I believe we should
get the meeting started..
just one thing
JOHN
(NERVOUS) And what is that
DREW
Your sitting in my chair
DREW PUTS HIS HANDS ON NATHANS HEAD AND SNAPS HIS NECK. HE THROWS NATHAN TO THE GROUND WITH A DULL THUD. DREW SITS DOWN ON THE CHAIR
DREW
So back to business
FADE OUT
END TEASER
____________________________________________________________________________ ______
TEASER
INT. SEWER.DAY
ANGEL AND THE GANG ARE IN THE SEWERS FIGHTING A HOARD OF DEMONS
GUNN
Be careful what you wish
for bro
HE HITS ONE IN THE HEAD AND KNOCKS IT TO THE GROUND
ANGEL
All I'm saying is that
we only ever get minor
scares around here and its
easily resolved, I'd just like to see
if we could cope with grander things
ANGEL STABS ONE WITH A SWORD AND RUNS TO THE NEXT ONE
ANGEL
Cmon Wes you know
the excitement of stopping an
apocalypse, it would be nice for
a challenge
CORDELIA
So what your saying is you want
a big lizard demon eating people.
I know what to get for your birthday
DEMON KNOCKS CORDELIA TO THE FLOOR AND SHE SCREAMS BUT ANGEL COMES AND SMACKS THE DEMON TO THE GROUND
ANGEL
I'd just like to see
some action around here
CORDELIA
Like Sunnydale??
ANGEL
Exactly
CORDELIA
So what you want is all night
researching and the massacring of people
around us?
ANGEL
Well when you put it that way....
ANGEL SPINS AND KNOCKS ANOTHER DEMON TO THE GROUND WESLEY SHOOTS A CROSSBOW AND HITS ANOTHER. THEY ARE ALL DEAD ON THE GROUND
WESLEY
Never happy with your lot in life
are you?
ANGEL
Well, we have hardly any income coming
in it would be nice for something
to happen
CUT TO
____________________________________________________________________________ ______
INT. WOLFRAM AND HART.DAY
AN ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS AND THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON SOME SHOES. IT THEN SLOWLY MOVES UP TO A WELL DRESSED CONFIDENT LOOKING BUSINESS MAN IN HIS TWENTIES. HE WALKS OUT AND HEADS TO A BOARD MEETING AND ENTERS
DREW
Sorry I'm late everybody
LILAH
Who the hell is this guy
DREW
Oh excuse me for being so
rude, I'm Drew McClure
and I'm here for the meeting
so please, continue
NATHAN REED
Excuse me for saying
but you were not invited to this
meeting, it involves fairly heavy stuff
DREW
What like Angel? Thats why I'm here
You see the senior partners
aren't too happy with your performance
as a unit so far. I mean
you waste the better part of a year
raising an ex girlfriend and within
months.. shes slept with Angel
and skipped town. Not to mention
the fact that one of your better employees
left when he had a "moral crisis"
LILAH
Lindsey...
DREW
Correct!! You see the senior partners
want changes and that may include
changes in staff
DREW PULLS OUT A SHARP LETTER OPENER FROM HIS POCKET AND STARTS TO PLAY WITH IT
NATHAN REED
Get security
W&H SUIT
Yes Sir
THE SUIT GETS UP AND REACHES FOR A PHONE BUT DREW GETS THE KNIFE AND THROWS IN AT HIM. IT HIT HIM IN THE HAND AND NAILS HIM TO THE WALL AND HE YELPS IN PAIN.
DREW
No need for animosity...
(EYES MEETING LEADERS NAMETAG)
..Nathan
I work here like everyone else
I've just been sent to get things done
for a change
HE WALKS TO THE END OF THE TABLE WHERE NATHAN IS SITTING AND GOES UP TO HIM
DREW
Well John I believe we should
get the meeting started..
just one thing
JOHN
(NERVOUS) And what is that
DREW
Your sitting in my chair
DREW PUTS HIS HANDS ON NATHANS HEAD AND SNAPS HIS NECK. HE THROWS NATHAN TO THE GROUND WITH A DULL THUD. DREW SITS DOWN ON THE CHAIR
DREW
So back to business
FADE OUT
END TEASER
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