AN at end, I guess.

Hermione was walking through the door, connecting the backyard to the kitchen when a red haired figure apparated out of no where.

"Hullo, Hermione. I'm Ron's Uncle, Red is me name, yep, Red's the name." "Uncle Red" obviously said.

"Oh, hi Red. What is underneath that blanket? How did you know my name?" Hermione said gesturing towards the square shaped blanket. Wasn't it weird that Ron's red haired uncle was named Red? She thought so.

"Oh, this is some Muggle thing. A telly, yes real name's Telivision,(spelt wrong for talking purposes.) but, I like telly. I know you because I can't keep my hands off Hogwarts A History."

"Oh? Are you giving it to the Weaslys? How am I in Hogwarts A History?"

"Yap, reckon I will. You're in Hogwarts A History for being in all those adventures." Red said walking in the room carrying the large box.

"I'll go get the boys, I'll show 'em how to use it. Nice to meet you, Red."

Hermione walked outside, and saw Fred, George, Harry, and Ron all playing Quidditch.

"Hi Guys!" Hermione said sort of stating it to the sky.

"Hey Hermione!" they all said in unison, Ron and George winning.

"Were you punished?" Ron said losing track of the Quaffle.

"No, but there's a surprise for all of you in the lounge. I'll see you later. You'll like the new thing, yeah, I reckon you will." Hermione said.

"She sounds like Uncle Red. Hey Ron? Ron? Ron? Earth to the red haired Ronald Weasly?" George said trying to get the attention of the boy looking at Hermione's butt.

"What George? What do you want? I was kinda busy, I was looking for the snitch, ya know?" Ron said looking at his brothers and Harry.

"Is the snitch Hermione's butt?" Fred said.

"Uh, no. "

"Let's go inside then." Harry said trying to keep the red color from flowing to Ron's cheeks.

When they got inside Uncle Red was disapparating, the t.v. was set up, and Hermione was flipping through channels.

"Is that some form of magic?" Fred asked.

"No, it's a television, say it with me, television." Hermione sat utterly infatuated with the program on wizarding and witches on the t.v.

"Television. Bye, Uncle Red. We'll miss you!" Ron, Fred, and George said systematically.

"Bye Red." Hermione said looking at a picture of what seemed to be a great twin of Dumbledore.

"Hmm, is this some take on our kind?" George said becoming bored.

"Yeah, do you wanna know how it works?"

"NO!" They shouted in unison.

"OK..." Hermione said looking disturbed at their answer.

"Can we see that thinger?" Fred asked looking at the remote as if it were gold.

"No. You'll change it. I don't want it to change. This is interesting."

"Hermione we already have to learn about this in school." George said bored.

"Well, let's get the remote then." Harry said.
They all looked mischievously at Hermione's side.

"No. No, no, no. Step back." Hermione tried to look mean, but for four guys, she looked like a flower that would be broken if it was went at all close to.

"Sorry, Herm." Ron said as his brothers and Harry attacked the remote.

Once they gained control of the powerful tune changer, they changed the channel.

"Let's watch a sitcom!" Harry said extraordinarily giddy.

"A sitcom?" George asked.

"A humorous show, that really sucks." Hermione said mad.

"Well, since Hermione doesn't like it, let's watch one." Fred said.

"Whatever."

"How about channel eighteen?" Ron asked.

"How did you know they played sitcoms?" Harry looked at his best friend.

"I dunno, it's my favorite number, just a thought." Ron answered.

"Eighteen it is Mate!" George said holding the channel surfer.

"Friends?" Fred asked as they just started watching he beginning of the episode.

"It's about six friends that go on dates and stuff, it can be interesting, since well, Joey is hot!!" said Hermione, trying to handle herself.

"Oh, Hermione has a little crush there, hey?" George asked amazed at the color and shape of the t.v.

"I can't help that he's really cute, can I now?" Hermione asked looking at the t.v. with happiness.

"What happened to Krum?" Ron said angry that she didn't see his cuteness.

"Krum, well, Krum and I, we... never mind, you guys wouldn't understand."

"That bastard Krum? WE wouldn't understand? Huh?" Harry said looking at Hermione with utter disgust.

"Well, I don't want to tell you." Hermione said nervously. She really didn't want to talk about her ex.

Just then a commercial break comes and there is silence throughout the Weasly house.

The t.v. speaks, "Ever had one of those days when your period is so heavy?"

Hermione blushes.

It goes on, "Well, if you have, then choose always for maximum protection. I mean look at the name! It's always. SO as always you expect more from us."

Hermione is blushing furiously and knows that Ron, Harry, George, and Fred know that she right now is, as a matter of fact, the color of Red's red hair.

" Hey, Hermione, have you ever had a heavy period?" Fred leaned over and asked.

"Yes, any over doing on the period's part?" George asked.

"Maybe you should get always." Harry said quietly, and started sniggering.

"Grow up." Hermione says flashing her evil eyes all around at the boys' sniggering experience.

"If I grow up, will I be a big boy then?" Ron asked through hyena laughing. The "I'm a big boy now!" commercial was on after the always one.

"Doubt it. I'm going upstairs." Hermione said walking over the sprawled out.

"Hermione wait! Can't you see the humor?" Ron asked rolling around on the floor with his brothers and Harry.

"Yes! Well, since all of your guys' flies are open, this makes the situation much funnier!"

All of the boys blushed as red as Weasly hair.

"Nice knickers there Fred, George, Ron, and Harry. 'Night!" She said looking at Ron's boxer shorts red and white polka dots, George's blue boxer shorts with little green polka dots on them and Fred's the opposite, and then there was Harry's overlarge underwear, boxer shorts again, with broom sticks all over them, kinda like the socks Dobby knitted him.

They all struggled frantically to show that they weren't embarrassed, but since it was useless they followed Hermione upstairs.

"Hermione, um, were sorry about that!" Harry said going up to Ron's highest floor room.

"You should be! Broomsticks, eh, Harry? Polka dots, eh, Ron?" Hermione said flirtatiously.

"Yeah." They both said blushing like "bloody hell".

"Hey Hermione you left this downstairs!" George said holding up a book, that looked like her diary?

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