The way Ron awoke was a very odd way indeed. Some sort of bird, or squirrel was throwing acorns at him. Don't worry, it wasn't where Hermione hit him, it was his head.
The morning dew was on the grass, and Hermione seemed to be waking to the sounds of some kind of drumming (probably the kind on Ron's face) and birds chirping happily amongst the apple orchard.
"Ron, omigod. Ron, wake up it's morning!" Hermione squealed in his ear, dodging an acorn.
"What?" Ginny was up.
"Ginny?" Hermione asked.
"I'm up, Herm- Ginny? What are you doing here with- with Harry?" Ron asked, getting out of the way of the acorn.
"Ron, it isn't what it looks like!" Ginny said shielding Harry.
"Huh? What? Hey Ginny." Harry said.
"What were you doing with my sister? That's disgusting, you know? Your best friend's sister? You sick prat."
"Ron, obviously, it wasn't Harry's or Ginny's fault, the flowers, they take over your senses and make you fall asleep."
Harry and Ron chose to ignore Hermione scientific explanation.
"Hermione's like my sister! Since we have no siblings, Hermione and I, well, we have created a brother sister bond throughout the years." Harry said using his finger as quotation marks.
"But Ginny's blood related!"
"That's it, I'm gonna go do facials before the wedding. Ginny, care to join me before they start grabbing arms and throwing each of us as weapons?" Hermione said turning around, annoyed.
"I'd love to, Herm. It'd be my greatest pleasure to get out of here." Ginny said following what was like a sister to her too.
"Great, now you did it, Harry." Ron said looking over his shoulder.
"Stop looking at Hermione's butt and apologize to me!" Harry said quietly, just so he didn't get Ron too embarrassed.
"Harry. Just. Well, I'm glad it was you, not some other guy. Just try to keep your hands off okay?" Ron said wanting to follow Hermione so much he didn't care if his little sister had just spent the night under the stars with his best friend.
"Hey, Hermione! Wait up!" Ron finished jumping and running over to Hermione.
"Humph!" Harry said.
Ginny and Hermione ran upstairs to Ginny's room. They locked the door, and then they looked in Hermione's bag.
"You know, I distinctly heard a knock at the door." Ginny said opening the door to find the twins.
"Whatcha doin'?" Fred asked.
"We're doing facials. You know before the wedding?" Hermione answered finding a bottle of masque.
"OO, can we have a facial?" George asked.
"Yes, but first both of you go take a shower, you smell like cheap perfume." Hermione said, shielding her nose.
"Funny, I could've sworn she used that expensive kind she kept dabbing herself with all night." Fred said.
"Hurry up!" Hermione said, "I still have to "
"Hermione, we're going." George said, rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, Hermione s'not like we have to listen to your every command like Ronnie does." Fred said wanting to get her embarrassed.
"Really, Herm." George said pulling his brother out to the bathroom.
"Ron's not wrapped around my finger, is he?" Hermione asked Ginny, walking downstairs to get the cucumbers.
"No, Hermione." Ginny said looking at her with a blank and unreadable expression, "Ron's not tied around your finger."
"I know, he's got a mind of his own, and most of the time he doesn't listen to me." Hermione said, using her hands as a second language.
"Hermione go take a quick bath. I'll take a shower when the twins are finished, okay?" Ginny pushed her towards another bathroom Hermione didn't know about. "I'll chop the cucumbers too."
"Thanks Gin." Hermione said, after she ran back upstairs to get her robe. It was a white robe and it was so, cottony.
Hermione walked into the lavatory as if feeling extremely dirty. She started the bath and added a lot of bubbles. The foam looked so, foamy.
Hermione undressed herself, and took her hair into a bundle, (for all you sick readers im not gonna really describe her features, I'm not too sick, mmkay?), and got into the bath tub.
After a little while, Hermione heard a knock at the door. "Hermione hurry up!! The wedding's in five hours!!" she suspected Ginny said that.
"I'll be right there." Hermione said getting out.
She wrapped her hair in a towel, and then she folded herself into her robe. "Hermione, you can do this, blow everyone away!" She told herself in the mirror.
Hermione exited the bathroom, running upstairs to the facial room.
"Cucumbers?" Hermione said eying the dishy twins in their robes.
"Here, Hermione." Ginny said, looking over a her stare.
"Do you mean pickles?" George asked.
"No, they're cucumbers still." Hermione said.
"You mean they turn into pickles? What magic!" Fred said, amazed.
"What is the point of cucumbers anyway? I mean, they shield your eyes from the light, then they?" George said, laying down right after his brother.
"I'm not sure, the scent, I think." Hermione said, finally not knowing the answer to something. Does anyone know that answer?
Hermione handed Fred a bottle of masque. "Put this on your face, and then put the cucumbers on over your eyes."
"Herm, I don't think they know how to put it on." Ginny suggested.
"Good point."
Hermione put the green masque on the face of one twin.
"See?" She said to the other, "Do what I just did."
"OH, that's not fair, Mione." I think it was Fred, "We're twins, treat us equally."
"Whatever." Hermione said rubbing the ugliest shade of green on Fred's face.
"Ginny, you can put this on yourself right?" Hermione asked, wanting to be alone.
"Yes, Herm."
"Okay, good." Hermione said putting some more masque in her hands and rubbing it on her face. Then she put cucumbers over her eyes, and then she went on the bed she was using for her visit.
Just then Ron walked in. "Omigod? You've all turned into zombies!! Harry Save yourself! They've got me!" Harry walked in.
"Ron, it's just a masque thinger!" Harry shouted, looking at Hermione, "She looks stressed out."
"She is." Ginny spoke up.
"You know, cucumbers have no use." George said.
"Since that's the case, thanks." Ron said grabbing his brothers cucumbers and eating them.
"We can always use pickles." Fred said, shrugging.
"Go wash the mask off, you two." Hermione spoke.
"And take those silly towels off your head! You have no hair!" Ron barked orders like Hermione.
"I need to get ready, Ginny join me?" Hermione said, gesturing towards the door.
"Yes, Herm, I will."
"Well, I'm feeling that this is weird." Harry said as the girls stalked off.
"What did we do Harry?" Ron asked, looking at his watch.
"Ron, if anyone did anything, it was you." Harry laughed.
"You must be right, except, Harry we still have a full four hours to get ready."
"Ah, mates, watch did you do, snap their bras?" Fred and George were back, looking studly in their shirts and white pants.
"Even though Ron would love to do so, Hermione left within the minute you two did." Harry said looking at them. Their hair was spiked. Naturally spiked.
"What, you guys actually think I'm that hung up on Hermione?" Ron asked looking at the two red heads and the raven haired.
"Yes." They all answered together.
"Well, just try to keep it to yourself."
Fred and George snorted.
"Right." Fred said.
"Sure." George said.
"Never you worry." Harry retorted slapping Ron on the back.
"Why is it you're so untrustworthy?" Ron asked the three.
"Hmm, ask Hermione, eh?" George said.
"Hermione knows everything." Fred said.
"She sure does, Ron." Harry said, shaking his head and looking at Ginny's dress.
"Seems you've have a certain liking for Ginny, eh, Harry?" Fred asked.
"Hmm, maybe." Harry said.
"Why is it I'm so shy?" Ron asked looking at his brothers.
"Full of questions today, eh, Ron?" George said, ruffling his brother's hair.
"I suppose."
"I wonder what they'll look like." Harry wondered out loud.
"Wonder away, Harry." Fred answered his wondering thing.
"We've got dates." George said.
"Yes, who?" Ron asked.
"Never-you-mind, Ron." Fred said.
"We have to go get ready." George says.
"You're as bad as girls!" Ron said to his older brothers.
"So, what? We like to look nice for the people we like." Fred winked at Ron and Harry.
"Ahh, I see." Ron and Harry said.
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The morning dew was on the grass, and Hermione seemed to be waking to the sounds of some kind of drumming (probably the kind on Ron's face) and birds chirping happily amongst the apple orchard.
"Ron, omigod. Ron, wake up it's morning!" Hermione squealed in his ear, dodging an acorn.
"What?" Ginny was up.
"Ginny?" Hermione asked.
"I'm up, Herm- Ginny? What are you doing here with- with Harry?" Ron asked, getting out of the way of the acorn.
"Ron, it isn't what it looks like!" Ginny said shielding Harry.
"Huh? What? Hey Ginny." Harry said.
"What were you doing with my sister? That's disgusting, you know? Your best friend's sister? You sick prat."
"Ron, obviously, it wasn't Harry's or Ginny's fault, the flowers, they take over your senses and make you fall asleep."
Harry and Ron chose to ignore Hermione scientific explanation.
"Hermione's like my sister! Since we have no siblings, Hermione and I, well, we have created a brother sister bond throughout the years." Harry said using his finger as quotation marks.
"But Ginny's blood related!"
"That's it, I'm gonna go do facials before the wedding. Ginny, care to join me before they start grabbing arms and throwing each of us as weapons?" Hermione said turning around, annoyed.
"I'd love to, Herm. It'd be my greatest pleasure to get out of here." Ginny said following what was like a sister to her too.
"Great, now you did it, Harry." Ron said looking over his shoulder.
"Stop looking at Hermione's butt and apologize to me!" Harry said quietly, just so he didn't get Ron too embarrassed.
"Harry. Just. Well, I'm glad it was you, not some other guy. Just try to keep your hands off okay?" Ron said wanting to follow Hermione so much he didn't care if his little sister had just spent the night under the stars with his best friend.
"Hey, Hermione! Wait up!" Ron finished jumping and running over to Hermione.
"Humph!" Harry said.
Ginny and Hermione ran upstairs to Ginny's room. They locked the door, and then they looked in Hermione's bag.
"You know, I distinctly heard a knock at the door." Ginny said opening the door to find the twins.
"Whatcha doin'?" Fred asked.
"We're doing facials. You know before the wedding?" Hermione answered finding a bottle of masque.
"OO, can we have a facial?" George asked.
"Yes, but first both of you go take a shower, you smell like cheap perfume." Hermione said, shielding her nose.
"Funny, I could've sworn she used that expensive kind she kept dabbing herself with all night." Fred said.
"Hurry up!" Hermione said, "I still have to "
"Hermione, we're going." George said, rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, Hermione s'not like we have to listen to your every command like Ronnie does." Fred said wanting to get her embarrassed.
"Really, Herm." George said pulling his brother out to the bathroom.
"Ron's not wrapped around my finger, is he?" Hermione asked Ginny, walking downstairs to get the cucumbers.
"No, Hermione." Ginny said looking at her with a blank and unreadable expression, "Ron's not tied around your finger."
"I know, he's got a mind of his own, and most of the time he doesn't listen to me." Hermione said, using her hands as a second language.
"Hermione go take a quick bath. I'll take a shower when the twins are finished, okay?" Ginny pushed her towards another bathroom Hermione didn't know about. "I'll chop the cucumbers too."
"Thanks Gin." Hermione said, after she ran back upstairs to get her robe. It was a white robe and it was so, cottony.
Hermione walked into the lavatory as if feeling extremely dirty. She started the bath and added a lot of bubbles. The foam looked so, foamy.
Hermione undressed herself, and took her hair into a bundle, (for all you sick readers im not gonna really describe her features, I'm not too sick, mmkay?), and got into the bath tub.
After a little while, Hermione heard a knock at the door. "Hermione hurry up!! The wedding's in five hours!!" she suspected Ginny said that.
"I'll be right there." Hermione said getting out.
She wrapped her hair in a towel, and then she folded herself into her robe. "Hermione, you can do this, blow everyone away!" She told herself in the mirror.
Hermione exited the bathroom, running upstairs to the facial room.
"Cucumbers?" Hermione said eying the dishy twins in their robes.
"Here, Hermione." Ginny said, looking over a her stare.
"Do you mean pickles?" George asked.
"No, they're cucumbers still." Hermione said.
"You mean they turn into pickles? What magic!" Fred said, amazed.
"What is the point of cucumbers anyway? I mean, they shield your eyes from the light, then they?" George said, laying down right after his brother.
"I'm not sure, the scent, I think." Hermione said, finally not knowing the answer to something. Does anyone know that answer?
Hermione handed Fred a bottle of masque. "Put this on your face, and then put the cucumbers on over your eyes."
"Herm, I don't think they know how to put it on." Ginny suggested.
"Good point."
Hermione put the green masque on the face of one twin.
"See?" She said to the other, "Do what I just did."
"OH, that's not fair, Mione." I think it was Fred, "We're twins, treat us equally."
"Whatever." Hermione said rubbing the ugliest shade of green on Fred's face.
"Ginny, you can put this on yourself right?" Hermione asked, wanting to be alone.
"Yes, Herm."
"Okay, good." Hermione said putting some more masque in her hands and rubbing it on her face. Then she put cucumbers over her eyes, and then she went on the bed she was using for her visit.
Just then Ron walked in. "Omigod? You've all turned into zombies!! Harry Save yourself! They've got me!" Harry walked in.
"Ron, it's just a masque thinger!" Harry shouted, looking at Hermione, "She looks stressed out."
"She is." Ginny spoke up.
"You know, cucumbers have no use." George said.
"Since that's the case, thanks." Ron said grabbing his brothers cucumbers and eating them.
"We can always use pickles." Fred said, shrugging.
"Go wash the mask off, you two." Hermione spoke.
"And take those silly towels off your head! You have no hair!" Ron barked orders like Hermione.
"I need to get ready, Ginny join me?" Hermione said, gesturing towards the door.
"Yes, Herm, I will."
"Well, I'm feeling that this is weird." Harry said as the girls stalked off.
"What did we do Harry?" Ron asked, looking at his watch.
"Ron, if anyone did anything, it was you." Harry laughed.
"You must be right, except, Harry we still have a full four hours to get ready."
"Ah, mates, watch did you do, snap their bras?" Fred and George were back, looking studly in their shirts and white pants.
"Even though Ron would love to do so, Hermione left within the minute you two did." Harry said looking at them. Their hair was spiked. Naturally spiked.
"What, you guys actually think I'm that hung up on Hermione?" Ron asked looking at the two red heads and the raven haired.
"Yes." They all answered together.
"Well, just try to keep it to yourself."
Fred and George snorted.
"Right." Fred said.
"Sure." George said.
"Never you worry." Harry retorted slapping Ron on the back.
"Why is it you're so untrustworthy?" Ron asked the three.
"Hmm, ask Hermione, eh?" George said.
"Hermione knows everything." Fred said.
"She sure does, Ron." Harry said, shaking his head and looking at Ginny's dress.
"Seems you've have a certain liking for Ginny, eh, Harry?" Fred asked.
"Hmm, maybe." Harry said.
"Why is it I'm so shy?" Ron asked looking at his brothers.
"Full of questions today, eh, Ron?" George said, ruffling his brother's hair.
"I suppose."
"I wonder what they'll look like." Harry wondered out loud.
"Wonder away, Harry." Fred answered his wondering thing.
"We've got dates." George said.
"Yes, who?" Ron asked.
"Never-you-mind, Ron." Fred said.
"We have to go get ready." George says.
"You're as bad as girls!" Ron said to his older brothers.
"So, what? We like to look nice for the people we like." Fred winked at Ron and Harry.
"Ahh, I see." Ron and Harry said.
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