Sick
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1934
-Some Nazi Lab Thing-
Doc poked at the carcass with a scalpel. It smelt like Heinz. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and took a long gulp of Coke. The other doctors sweat buckets while they watched Doc drink his Coke. The thirst was killing them off. Doc threw his last bottle at the bin.
"Well..I don't know, Doc. But I think maybe we should stop for the month. I have a family you know..." suggested one doctor.
"NO!"
The doctors began to cry. Doc rolled his eyes and turned around. A dark figure emerged from the bin.
"UNCLE DOC!" screeched the figure. He ran up to Doc and hugged him.
"Oh NO! It's you again! HFGASJKDF JAN! I am not related to any Valentines!" cried Doc.
"OMG YOU HATE ME I think I'll kill myself!"
"No! NO! Please don't."
"WTF I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER!"
"Jan. Wait until I've figured out how to make vampires."
"OK! WEEEE!!"
The doctors stopped crying and began laughing.
"Shut up! All of you!" Doc slapped them all. One by one. The crying started again.
Luke appeared out of the bin as well. Doc and Jan absolutely hated him. He was just wrong. Luke staggared towards Piggy and grabbed his flabby bottom. "Hey sexay." Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"WTF!" said Piggy.
Schrodinger became sad. How could he like someone who doesn't have a lederhosen as small as mine?! he wondered. After thinking for 2 minutes, he decided to strangle Luke. And he did. For once, everyone was happy for Schrodinger...but it only lasted for a few seconds. It only lasted for a few seconds because Luke had been eating Doc's chips when he wasn't looking. He had been dumb enough to believe they were crisps.
"SICK! He's alive...HOW? I mean, Schrodinger has kung-fu grip and nobody but G.I. Joe can survive that," said Doc. The doctors shrugged.
"Doc, I think that I saw Luke eating one of those chips you were working on for a year," remembered Jan.
"OH NO! He's an umpire now! NOOOOOOO!!"
"What's an umpire?" asked Luke, stupidly.
"Nothing, you knave." Luke was hurt. He began to cry a high pitched squeal. Jan smacked his glasses off and attached himself to Doc. "AHHH! AHFJKFGHJKFD!! GET OFF!" He ran around the lab, knocking over pans, test tube racks, Piggy...Doc stopped. He thought about what he did and decided to step on Piggy again to kill him. But Piggy will never die. It's impossible.
Rip marched in. Captain quickly turned his head towards her. She slapped him and said, "I'm sorry. I am a man."
"Well, we kinda already knew that, Rip," commented Joleen.
"SHUT UP! *sob*"
"You need boobs, Rip. Great big melons. Like mine! Would you like to feel how realistic and soft mine are?"
"No. Not now. I have to offend more people."
"Ah. Ok."
"Could I feel?" asked Piggy. He reached out, but before he could touch it, Joleen chopped off his head. Blood spewed everywhere.
"Cool!" exclaimed Jan.
Sadly, Piggy's head reattached itself. Doc screwed up his face...but realised his chips worked, and did a German dance. He began to slap everyone left and right....The German Way, of course! All the men in the room began to fight noisily. Joleen whimpered and cowered in a corner. Everyone tried to make Holeen notice how smexy and couragous (WTF) they were but it was too late. She had escaped with a male prostitute to Russia. Or something. They became sad...so Rip tried to comfort them buy embracing them, but they rudely declined by running away. Some went to Auschwitz* 'cos they'd rather go there than hug that pile of bones. Piggy jiggled.
"WTF This is going nowhere!" said Doc. This chapter sucks so much, Doc Docslapped™ it away to Crappy Story Hell®. Piggy thought it was the Piggy Show™ so he ran away blubbering. Captain tried to escape all that is evil through the vent. Unfortunatly, there was only one vent....And it led to Piggy's dressing room. Captain averted his eyes when he saw Piggy trying on lingerie. Piggy spotted him and jiggled. The fat man jumped all the way to the vent and grabbed Captain's face. He used all the mighty fat in his body to squish Captain.
"PERVY!!" screamed the Piggy. Doc was disgusted. He kicked down the props and grabbed Piggy by the fat.
"Don't you EVER dress up like Rip again! Sickening!" yelled Doc. In the shadows, was Rip. She heard and saw everything and ran away crying for a few decades. Piggy decided to go on the Get Fatter Each Chapter and Manga Diet. People respect a fat leader. WTF. I think. Doc and Captain planned to make an escape vent..but it was cancelled because so many Nazis were swarming around Doc and demanding to be chipped. Doc went into a nervous breakdown and ran off to dress up as a whore to protect himself from Nazi whores. Captain became silent for good. Jiggle.
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Horrible. To be continued.
Thank you, Sad, for giving me ideas for this chapter. Tee-hee! *bats her eyelashes* SICK WTF I didn't do that.
*Auschwitz was established in 1940. I forgot to note that. WTF.
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1934
-Some Nazi Lab Thing-
Doc poked at the carcass with a scalpel. It smelt like Heinz. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and took a long gulp of Coke. The other doctors sweat buckets while they watched Doc drink his Coke. The thirst was killing them off. Doc threw his last bottle at the bin.
"Well..I don't know, Doc. But I think maybe we should stop for the month. I have a family you know..." suggested one doctor.
"NO!"
The doctors began to cry. Doc rolled his eyes and turned around. A dark figure emerged from the bin.
"UNCLE DOC!" screeched the figure. He ran up to Doc and hugged him.
"Oh NO! It's you again! HFGASJKDF JAN! I am not related to any Valentines!" cried Doc.
"OMG YOU HATE ME I think I'll kill myself!"
"No! NO! Please don't."
"WTF I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER!"
"Jan. Wait until I've figured out how to make vampires."
"OK! WEEEE!!"
The doctors stopped crying and began laughing.
"Shut up! All of you!" Doc slapped them all. One by one. The crying started again.
Luke appeared out of the bin as well. Doc and Jan absolutely hated him. He was just wrong. Luke staggared towards Piggy and grabbed his flabby bottom. "Hey sexay." Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"WTF!" said Piggy.
Schrodinger became sad. How could he like someone who doesn't have a lederhosen as small as mine?! he wondered. After thinking for 2 minutes, he decided to strangle Luke. And he did. For once, everyone was happy for Schrodinger...but it only lasted for a few seconds. It only lasted for a few seconds because Luke had been eating Doc's chips when he wasn't looking. He had been dumb enough to believe they were crisps.
"SICK! He's alive...HOW? I mean, Schrodinger has kung-fu grip and nobody but G.I. Joe can survive that," said Doc. The doctors shrugged.
"Doc, I think that I saw Luke eating one of those chips you were working on for a year," remembered Jan.
"OH NO! He's an umpire now! NOOOOOOO!!"
"What's an umpire?" asked Luke, stupidly.
"Nothing, you knave." Luke was hurt. He began to cry a high pitched squeal. Jan smacked his glasses off and attached himself to Doc. "AHHH! AHFJKFGHJKFD!! GET OFF!" He ran around the lab, knocking over pans, test tube racks, Piggy...Doc stopped. He thought about what he did and decided to step on Piggy again to kill him. But Piggy will never die. It's impossible.
Rip marched in. Captain quickly turned his head towards her. She slapped him and said, "I'm sorry. I am a man."
"Well, we kinda already knew that, Rip," commented Joleen.
"SHUT UP! *sob*"
"You need boobs, Rip. Great big melons. Like mine! Would you like to feel how realistic and soft mine are?"
"No. Not now. I have to offend more people."
"Ah. Ok."
"Could I feel?" asked Piggy. He reached out, but before he could touch it, Joleen chopped off his head. Blood spewed everywhere.
"Cool!" exclaimed Jan.
Sadly, Piggy's head reattached itself. Doc screwed up his face...but realised his chips worked, and did a German dance. He began to slap everyone left and right....The German Way, of course! All the men in the room began to fight noisily. Joleen whimpered and cowered in a corner. Everyone tried to make Holeen notice how smexy and couragous (WTF) they were but it was too late. She had escaped with a male prostitute to Russia. Or something. They became sad...so Rip tried to comfort them buy embracing them, but they rudely declined by running away. Some went to Auschwitz* 'cos they'd rather go there than hug that pile of bones. Piggy jiggled.
"WTF This is going nowhere!" said Doc. This chapter sucks so much, Doc Docslapped™ it away to Crappy Story Hell®. Piggy thought it was the Piggy Show™ so he ran away blubbering. Captain tried to escape all that is evil through the vent. Unfortunatly, there was only one vent....And it led to Piggy's dressing room. Captain averted his eyes when he saw Piggy trying on lingerie. Piggy spotted him and jiggled. The fat man jumped all the way to the vent and grabbed Captain's face. He used all the mighty fat in his body to squish Captain.
"PERVY!!" screamed the Piggy. Doc was disgusted. He kicked down the props and grabbed Piggy by the fat.
"Don't you EVER dress up like Rip again! Sickening!" yelled Doc. In the shadows, was Rip. She heard and saw everything and ran away crying for a few decades. Piggy decided to go on the Get Fatter Each Chapter and Manga Diet. People respect a fat leader. WTF. I think. Doc and Captain planned to make an escape vent..but it was cancelled because so many Nazis were swarming around Doc and demanding to be chipped. Doc went into a nervous breakdown and ran off to dress up as a whore to protect himself from Nazi whores. Captain became silent for good. Jiggle.
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Horrible. To be continued.
Thank you, Sad, for giving me ideas for this chapter. Tee-hee! *bats her eyelashes* SICK WTF I didn't do that.
*Auschwitz was established in 1940. I forgot to note that. WTF.
