Sick

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1935

As Captain and Doc climbed through the Escape the Horror Vent, they bumped into Hitler.

"Ew. Don't touch me. I have a new plan," announced Der Fuhrer. "Doc, I've seen you whimper and release negative vibes into the air of the Gods, so like, I'll send you to some secret farm or something to hide you from the annoying Nazis."

"Could you add Piggy to the list of annoying Nazis?" asked Doc.

"WTF No. He's like your puss. Take care of him because he is too stupid to know anything."

Doc began to cry again for the 2039825791 time. Hitler disappeared in a puff of dust. Doc cried and coughed. Yeah. Then there was a squeaking sound and a cry of "HELP!". Doc and Captain looked at eachother. They conversed about this event, and decided that it could be a whore. Both crawled to the noise. Suprise. It was Piggy. He was sweating like a paedo in a playground and jiggling like he was having a seizure.

"OMG! DOC! CAPTAIN! HELP MEEEEEE!!" cried Piggy.

"WTF! No," said Doc. Captain watched the jiggling in fear. Piggy moved forward, thanks to the sweat. Sick. Ugh...sdhgaiuhgt It was almost as scary as when Rip admitted she was a man back in primary school. WTF. Hitler poked Doc. "Oh ja, don't forget..." reminded Hitler. They looked at eachother. Hitler smacked Doc with his Beerstein.

"Ach-SIEGITY HEIL--HEIL HITLER!" said all three. Hitler smiled and escaped. GEKHFGA Then they followed the light.

-Some Secret Farm Thing-

"WTF It's so nice and stuff," admired Doc. "It needs new drapes though..they don't match the carpet." Piggy smeared chocolate on the drapes.

"Now it matches," said Piggy. Doc smacked Piggy's fat. Jiggle.

Annnnnnnyways, Doc sat down at his desk and began to poke at a chip. He paused. A noise in the distance was familiar. Doc rushed to the window and saw what he hated the most. Laughing Nazis. He began to cry.

"Ja, ja! Wir sind strange alle Vier extrem labil/wir machen Musik ohne Anspruch ohne Ziel/wir sind/charakterlos und uns fehlt Profil/ha, ha deine Mudder!" sang the Laughing Nazis. With their guns and sticks, they smashed the window and crawled into Doc's "study area". He decided crying would attract them more...or something. They continued rapping their lovely rap.

Suddenly, the Laughing Nazis stopped. The roof collapsed, and the wood smashed Doc's head and knocked him out. They looked up and saw their pimp, Alhmabra.

"I LOST A CUSTOMER THANKS TO YOU WHORES!" complained Alhambra. The Nazis grumbled and looked at eachother. Alhambra hugged himself and began to cry. Whatever. This isn't important.

Two hours later, Doc awakened. He felt the sticky puddle of chocolate milk that drained out of his skull. The door smacked open and Piggy poked his head out.

"ARE YOU DONE YET? WTF!" asked Piggy.

"Yes, of course," replied Doc. He grabbed Schrodinger and shoved the chip in his cranium.

Silence. Minutes passed.

Drool dribbled out of Schrodinger's mouth.

Hours passed.

Finally, something interesting almost happened. Schrodinger's ears exploded (Is that even a word?) and he shrieked with pain. Blood squirted out of what use to be his ears. Doc clapped. He enjoyed inflicting pain on others he hated. After thirty seconds of unbearable pain, Doc became aggravated and stapled cat ears on Schrodinger's earholes or something.

"There. Now you are a Werwolf," said Doc. Schrodinger squealed with happiness.

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