OOOh, my, my, my, my, my..... I have totally forgot about my story.... and I hope you forgive the helpless little blonde...(I H8 damsel in distress thingers so flame me...) Well R's first date with anyone... and Hr's first date with R. Plus the H/g factor.... hm, things can't go bad can they? Unless you factor in the blonde writing this horrible story.... and her friends whom drove her to depression today...
"Hermione... I wish I had a million pounds to give you so you'd get a thousand rings... and if you'd like maroon underwear..." Ron was talking to himself in the mirror. He is pathetic... I mean ever since Hermione did that he had been mesmerized. And is talking to himself. Told you.
Well, Ron is not the highest intelligence when it comes to girls, he wasn't then, he isn't now, he won't be... He's pathetic...
So when Hermione Granger went up to him and said whatever she said... Ron was wondering what she meant by the sexy movements and such.
Hermione knocked on his door... and surely enough, Ron opened it... Hermione is stupid sometimes to say the least... she went in there completely in her lingerie... it wasn't actually her lingerie, but her in her underwear and shirt... a baby tee... ugh... sluttish, I know... like I said stupidity all the way... but she wanted to explain to Ron, why exactly she acted as she did...
"Ron... can I come in?" She asked.
"Hold on, um, Hermione, I just have to get a shirt on..."
"I don't care if your shirt's off..."
"Really?"
"No, Silly... I wanna explain about earlier today..."
Ron opened the door. He saw her... and quickly covered his eyes with his hands. "Hermione... maybe you should change..."
"Ron, are you scared of me in my underwear? Don't you remember going through it?"
"How do you know about that?"
"Ah ha! I knew acting sweet and innocent would work! Perfect plan, Ginny! Now Ronald... get in your room, you need to be punished..."
"Hm?" Ron asked and gets in the room.
Hermione stands in the doorway of Ron's room. She has one hand on one side of the door frame as she leaned on it and one on her hip, she gives Ron a stare and pushes him on his bed.
"Why were you in my underwear drawer?"
"Huh? I don't know a thing about what you're saying..." Ron lies.
"Ron... I might have to punish you for lying to me... Really."
"Hermione, I did go through your underwear drawer... and you... have very nice knickers!" Ron covered up for himself.
"You have mental problems! Why for Merlin's sake would you go through my underwear dr_" Hermione stopped for a second, "Why in the hell would you have my book I'm writing?"
"I can explain, Hermione. Well, you see I have these day dreams about you... and..."
"Ron, the underwear thing I thought was sweet... but you bloody well read my life story if you read this... I never said you could, I mean, bloody Merlin, why did you even, wait..." she picked up the book, "Did you read it?"
"The first page... I think..." Ron replied as she came closer.
"Ronnie-kins is a very bad boy..." she comes closer and kisses him... Ron kept wondering what in the hell was happening to her, when he realized something... Fred and George... probably cursed the book... Probably were watching right then... from somewhere...
"Hermione... that's enough. I don't need to see one of Fred and George's experiments."
Hermione looks appalled... and she looks at him and shakes her head.
"Ron, Fred and George haven't abducted me... if that's what you think..."
"That's what they're making you say... Hermione, are you a robot?"
"A robot... Ron... I just wanted to kiss and tell you how naughty it was for you to go through my clothes to find out what size I was." Hermione said, opening the door.
"How would you now that's the reason? Huh? Only Harry, Fred, and George know!"
"You idiot, I don't know how you managed to pass your O.W.L.'s. Seriously. Why else would you go through my drawers? Not to sniff my stuff, I mean, whose that stupid? Oh, I forgot, you think I'm like a vembot or something! Ha! Oh and by the way when I was talking earlier in the sexy manner, I meant it! That wasn't some scientific experiment... although, Ginny did get me drunk..." Hermione left, slamming the door... holding her book.
Out of nowhere a freak show arrived, carrying Sirius and Remus...
"Hermione? You were drunk? Well, I never... and in Ron's room wearing nothing but underwear? Hermione, please tell me you're still a virgin!" Remus shook her.
Hermione looked shocked, "Why, Remus, why are you asking me about my sex life?"
"Uh, well, Hermione, it doesn't look to great... you are in your underwear and shirt coming out of Ron's room, whose loved you for years..." Sirius said.
"Well, actually, you guys didn't see the time we slept together." Hermione said.
"You slept with Ron! Hermione, I thought you were a good girl!"
"WE slept together... that's all." Hermione said.
"That's all? Has your mother talked to you about sex yet?" Remus asked... he was freaking out now.
"Listen, Remus, if my mom wanted to, she would, unless, Remus, you want to give it to me... all we did was sleep. You know like onk Shoo..." Hermione imitated snoring while resting her head on her hands clasped together.
"Oh, okay, there Hermione, don't want you pregnant is all..." Sirius said... " I think I'll go have a talk with Ron..." Remus followed Sirius into Ron's room. Hermione shook her head and went into Ginny's room.
"Ginny, the plan worked except, Ron is an utter bastard... I'll tell you from experience... He thought I was an invention thought of by the twins! I mean seriously! Ginny, what are Fred and George doing here?"
Ginny was sitting in a chair with Fred and George sitting there on the sides each holding one arm.
"Hermione... we read your story..." Ginny said, laughing nervously.
"Yes, and?" Hermione said looking at them very nervously.
"We liked it."
"Yes, and? What is your point?"
"We know about Krum and you."
"What about Krum and me?"
"How you, you know..." Fred said.
"No... I don't... All Krum and I ever did was kiss..."
"You slept with him!" George screamed... and Hermione again remembered she was in her underwear.
"With who?"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cliffie, I'll update asap!!!!!!!!1
Toodles and thongs,
Margarita Mocha
"Hermione... I wish I had a million pounds to give you so you'd get a thousand rings... and if you'd like maroon underwear..." Ron was talking to himself in the mirror. He is pathetic... I mean ever since Hermione did that he had been mesmerized. And is talking to himself. Told you.
Well, Ron is not the highest intelligence when it comes to girls, he wasn't then, he isn't now, he won't be... He's pathetic...
So when Hermione Granger went up to him and said whatever she said... Ron was wondering what she meant by the sexy movements and such.
Hermione knocked on his door... and surely enough, Ron opened it... Hermione is stupid sometimes to say the least... she went in there completely in her lingerie... it wasn't actually her lingerie, but her in her underwear and shirt... a baby tee... ugh... sluttish, I know... like I said stupidity all the way... but she wanted to explain to Ron, why exactly she acted as she did...
"Ron... can I come in?" She asked.
"Hold on, um, Hermione, I just have to get a shirt on..."
"I don't care if your shirt's off..."
"Really?"
"No, Silly... I wanna explain about earlier today..."
Ron opened the door. He saw her... and quickly covered his eyes with his hands. "Hermione... maybe you should change..."
"Ron, are you scared of me in my underwear? Don't you remember going through it?"
"How do you know about that?"
"Ah ha! I knew acting sweet and innocent would work! Perfect plan, Ginny! Now Ronald... get in your room, you need to be punished..."
"Hm?" Ron asked and gets in the room.
Hermione stands in the doorway of Ron's room. She has one hand on one side of the door frame as she leaned on it and one on her hip, she gives Ron a stare and pushes him on his bed.
"Why were you in my underwear drawer?"
"Huh? I don't know a thing about what you're saying..." Ron lies.
"Ron... I might have to punish you for lying to me... Really."
"Hermione, I did go through your underwear drawer... and you... have very nice knickers!" Ron covered up for himself.
"You have mental problems! Why for Merlin's sake would you go through my underwear dr_" Hermione stopped for a second, "Why in the hell would you have my book I'm writing?"
"I can explain, Hermione. Well, you see I have these day dreams about you... and..."
"Ron, the underwear thing I thought was sweet... but you bloody well read my life story if you read this... I never said you could, I mean, bloody Merlin, why did you even, wait..." she picked up the book, "Did you read it?"
"The first page... I think..." Ron replied as she came closer.
"Ronnie-kins is a very bad boy..." she comes closer and kisses him... Ron kept wondering what in the hell was happening to her, when he realized something... Fred and George... probably cursed the book... Probably were watching right then... from somewhere...
"Hermione... that's enough. I don't need to see one of Fred and George's experiments."
Hermione looks appalled... and she looks at him and shakes her head.
"Ron, Fred and George haven't abducted me... if that's what you think..."
"That's what they're making you say... Hermione, are you a robot?"
"A robot... Ron... I just wanted to kiss and tell you how naughty it was for you to go through my clothes to find out what size I was." Hermione said, opening the door.
"How would you now that's the reason? Huh? Only Harry, Fred, and George know!"
"You idiot, I don't know how you managed to pass your O.W.L.'s. Seriously. Why else would you go through my drawers? Not to sniff my stuff, I mean, whose that stupid? Oh, I forgot, you think I'm like a vembot or something! Ha! Oh and by the way when I was talking earlier in the sexy manner, I meant it! That wasn't some scientific experiment... although, Ginny did get me drunk..." Hermione left, slamming the door... holding her book.
Out of nowhere a freak show arrived, carrying Sirius and Remus...
"Hermione? You were drunk? Well, I never... and in Ron's room wearing nothing but underwear? Hermione, please tell me you're still a virgin!" Remus shook her.
Hermione looked shocked, "Why, Remus, why are you asking me about my sex life?"
"Uh, well, Hermione, it doesn't look to great... you are in your underwear and shirt coming out of Ron's room, whose loved you for years..." Sirius said.
"Well, actually, you guys didn't see the time we slept together." Hermione said.
"You slept with Ron! Hermione, I thought you were a good girl!"
"WE slept together... that's all." Hermione said.
"That's all? Has your mother talked to you about sex yet?" Remus asked... he was freaking out now.
"Listen, Remus, if my mom wanted to, she would, unless, Remus, you want to give it to me... all we did was sleep. You know like onk Shoo..." Hermione imitated snoring while resting her head on her hands clasped together.
"Oh, okay, there Hermione, don't want you pregnant is all..." Sirius said... " I think I'll go have a talk with Ron..." Remus followed Sirius into Ron's room. Hermione shook her head and went into Ginny's room.
"Ginny, the plan worked except, Ron is an utter bastard... I'll tell you from experience... He thought I was an invention thought of by the twins! I mean seriously! Ginny, what are Fred and George doing here?"
Ginny was sitting in a chair with Fred and George sitting there on the sides each holding one arm.
"Hermione... we read your story..." Ginny said, laughing nervously.
"Yes, and?" Hermione said looking at them very nervously.
"We liked it."
"Yes, and? What is your point?"
"We know about Krum and you."
"What about Krum and me?"
"How you, you know..." Fred said.
"No... I don't... All Krum and I ever did was kiss..."
"You slept with him!" George screamed... and Hermione again remembered she was in her underwear.
"With who?"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cliffie, I'll update asap!!!!!!!!1
Toodles and thongs,
Margarita Mocha
