"What the Hell are you idigits talking the bloody hell about?" Hermione asked.

"You slept with Krum and then you just slept with Ron!!" Fred screamed and covered Ginny's eyes.

"Are you under the impression I'm some kind of slut? I hardly even kissed him. HARDLY! I mean, you're making me out to be some kind of slutty bitch."

"Hermione, the language..."

"I don't give a bloody fuck!!!"

"Settle down..." George said using his hands as a meter.

"George... I'm pure virgin/mudblood... and you need to understand I would never do that with Krum!"

"Hm, but it's written in your diary..." Fred said.

"The Diary is A FAKE! To make Ron jealous... something I thought was a brilliant plan, thank you."

"A fake? Hermione, you didn't kiss Krum?"

"NOPE! That's what I'm bloody trying to tell you!"

"Okay, Hermione Granger has let go of her inhibitions and is swearing like she were well, ME!" George said.

"And me!" Said Fred.

"And ME!" Said Ginny.

"And Bloody Ron!" Harry came in. He seemed to be out de-gnoming since it was his day to, and he returned and say the fiesta in Ginny's bedroom.

"Okay, bloody's my line, Harry. Not bloody yours!"

"I don't care... Hermione go take a bath!"

"Why are you insisting on me taking something naked when boys rule the house and I haven't been able to shower in three days?"

"You stink so go... plus it's something to do..."

"Harry, sometimes, you're a little perverted and horrible at girls."

"I think he's a sexy beast!" Ginny screamed out.

"Huh? Ginny, are you on drugs? (Inside joke *snort, Kyle...*)" Hermione asked.

"Um, could be the side effects... we gave her one of our inventions... We named it, "Crush-Blush". It's a make-up. One of our more feminine items... it's blush and it makes you more forward to your crush. We put some on Hermione last night. And she this morning went into Ron's room... in a tee and underwear! We figured we heard bad boy form in there, but Ron's smart and knew it was one of our inventions." George said.

"I thought I was feeling a bit sex-pheen'ish today." Hermione said and put a hand to her forehead.

"Um, isn't Sirius supposed to be here?" Harry said, slightly blushed because of the fact that Hermione called him a pervert and right after he got called a sexy beast... women were weird...

"He's in Ron's room with Remus."

"Unckie Remus is here! Maybe he brought chocolate... Ginny looks sexy... I like bananas..." Harry shouted as the twins threw a pinch of powder in his face.

"Hm, maybe it only works partially on men?" Fred asked.

"Maybe it needs touch ups."

"Or maybe Harry likes Remus, Ginny, and some banana woman/man!" Hermione said.

"Hm, Hermione, care to join us in the lab? Not for testing of course... just you seemed to have some good ideas." Fred said. He let go of Ginny's arm and led himself towards Hermione's arm.

"Good point, dear brother." George said and led himself to grab Hermione's other arm.

From there, Hermione was to face her nightmares... and be with Fred and George... her first real crushes... and totally help them, in a intentional experimentation... not "EUREKA, I've solved the Barney puzzle!" but "Pass me the pliers the knee bone's not connected to the ham bone." kind of experimentation.

And that must've been hell, but her boyfriend was getting it much worse.... he was getting a sex talk with Remus and Sirius of all people.... it was at this point he wished he were with Fred and George discussing girl's racks or just plain staring at Hermione's... anyways, that is where I want to show you sex hell, or in any other case, sexual education.

We enter to Ron's room in gas masks... this is where many things are happening, you must remember. MANY....

"Ron, when a man loves a woman..." Remus started.

"WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN! Hmmmm, not that easy to see...." Sirius was singing.

"Sirius, switch to a capella."

Remus is so not a musical genius... he was singing a capella....

"Any ways, when a man loves a women, and they get bored with kissing..."

"Wrong word... everyone gets bored of kissing... I am a bonafide sex god, after all.

"Fine, matured enough to stop kissing... that's when we get to oral-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Pronounced slowly as if in slow motion by Sirius because it was a scary sight having somebody explain oral-... Oh Sirius you're so immature.

"Listen, Sirius, he wants to know ways to pleasure himself and Hermione without impregnating her!"

"It will lead to it all! Stick with masturbation!"

"And you didn't want me to say oral-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that's a naughty word!" Sirius screamed.

"Oh, my god. Bloody hell I know about oral- whatever and masturbation, and I KNOW ABOUT BLOODY SEX!" Ron yelled pretty loud getting to his feet.

Harry was at the door. Gaping of course. Ron had practically screamed for bloody London to hear!

But as always Ron turned on the blush and asked where Hermione was.

"S-S-She's in t-t-the lab with-th the tw-twins..."

"Good, I'm gonna go snog her bloody brains out... and if it leads to bloody sex, I'm gonna bloody do it!" He pushed Sirius and Remus and went out the door.

"Ron, settle down!" Harry yelled after him.

Ron was so stupid. Hermione had come into his room in underwear and a shirt that showed off her stomach. He felt so stupid. Now, he was going to bloody do whatever she bloody wanted.

"Hermione!" Ron knocked on the door.

"Oi! Sexy!" Hermione called from behind the door. She was in her bra and underwear... the twins had asked her to strip down so she'd really help... what can I say? She can sometimes be a ditz! Plus, anyways, she didn't know they were going to experiment on her! She opened the door.

Ron grabbed her. The twins grabbed popcorn. Hermione smiled her sexy, little devilish grin.

She leaned her head back, and he moved in and kissed her... the twins were calculating the data and productions while eating popcorn of their product. This was called, "When You And Your Crush Need This Blush So Much Because You're Partner is turning To Mush Blush", to put it simply. There was a bigger more scientific name.

The twins were looking at Hermione in a whole new light. She was inventing new moves by the minute. She was afraid of nothing. And Ron, he wanted to prove Sirius and Remus wrong.

Ron stopped for a moment and looked at her lips gently pulling away from his. "Hermione, I love you bloody so much, I want to bloody love you for the rest of your bloody life! Even if you do use your bloody brain and invent a bloody sorcerer's stone!"

"Ron, I love you so bloody much I bloody wrote a bloody novel about your bloody life and what it would be like to bloody- you know! And Ron, I'll be as bloody slutty as you bloody need me to bloody be!"

If Ron's calculations were correct she had sworn more than him.

"Hermione, maybe we should go find a quiet spot!"

"Good idea, Ron, the twins told me to strip down and it kind of freaked me out, but I had worn this anti-blush stuff before I went with them. I invented it. So anything they said could've been from the blush they put on me, but it wasn't... I'm bloody happy and I want to bloody snog in the bloody lake! How bout you?"

"How lovely, yes."

"Good."

"Mm hm."

"Right."

"Yeah, sounds half as good as bloody snogging in front of George and Fred."

"Wanna just snog here?"

"Bloody hell, yes!"

"Good, because I didn't plan on moving, so bloody kiss me already!"

"Thought you'd never order me to!"

Right, well, there's three more chapters.... hopefully... long! Diagon alley, letters and such. All needed to be added... so stay tuned...

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