Pranks and More Pranks

"RISE AND SHINE!" The magical alarm clock on Becky's beside table chirped, continuously, until Becky reached out an arm and thumped it really hard.

"PEOPLE! TIME TO GET UP!" She chirped, and hopped out of bed, a huge grin plastered on her pretty face. Becky had shoulder length blonde hair, with blue-green eyes and was quite tall, compared to Lily.

"Shut up before I shut you up permanently," threatened Lily from her bed, eyes still screwed tightly shut.

"Someone's grumpy today! On this BEAUTIFUL SATURDAY!" sang Becky as she walked to the bathroom. Kim was still dead to the world, and intended to remain that way until the last possible moment.

Suddenly, the door burst open and Sirius charged in, and with a, "GREENUS TOTALUS!" he turned the sleeping Kim a wonderful shade of lime green. Lily was awoken by the spell being roared out by Sirius and when she saw the results, knew she was next.

"AHHHHHHHHH! SIRIUS IS HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT!" She screamed, and grabbed blanket to shield herself from any spells that might be thrown her way. She fumbled for he wand, but found that Sirius had grabbed it and was staring menacingly at her.

"MWAHAHAAHAHAAH! You're going down Lily!" He crowed, and lunged at her.

"NEVER!" Yelled Lily as she hopped over to her other dorm mate, Cassandra's, bed.

"Oops, sorry Cass," She called, as Cassandra rolled over in her sleep. There were 5 people to a room, Kim, Lily, Becky, Cassandra and another girl called Victoria, all of whom except for a lime green Kim, Becky and an enraged Lily, were fast asleep.

"SIRIUS AUGUSTUS BLACK!" Kim roared, as she examined her new skin colour, "HOW DARE YOU?! I look like an OVERGROWN LIME!" With that, she snatched her wand from her bedside table and pointed it at Sirius, "FOLIA AMAGINARIA!" An irate Kim growled, and Sirius began to sprout tentacles.

"Ooh! Good one Kim!" Lily praised from her position on Cassandra's bed. Amazingly, Cassandra was still asleep, and Lily leapt back onto her own bed which Sirius had vacated so that he could go hex Kim.

"What are these things on my FACE?!" He questioned, sending Kim and Lily into fits of giggles.

"Oh dear Sirius, what happened to you.AHHHH!" Becky had emerged from the toilet and had caught sight of Sirius before she was hit with a spell from either Lily, Sirius or Kim.

"RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD!" She sang, and then immediately clamped her hand over her mouth.

"Sorry Becky! That was meant for Sirius," Kim called, while Lily was trying to tackle Sirius so that she could get back her wand.

"RAINDROPS KEEP" Becky began, before Cassandra woke up.

"WHAT the HELL is HAPPENING?" She asked, sitting bolt upright in her bed. "SIRIUS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GIRLS' DORM?" She questioned, before adding, "and why is Kim green?"

"HE HEXED ME! THE BLOODY PIECE OF," Kim paused here to ask Lily, "May I borrow the insult?"

"Of course," Lily retorted, not really knowing what Kim was talking about but just agreeing anyway.

"YOU BLOODY PIECE OF MALFOY!" Cursed Kim, almost wringing Sirius's neck.

"Whoa, that was HARSH! JOHNSON! YOU SHALL PAY!" He threatened, and drew out his wand, but it was knocked out of his hand by Becky.

"GOOD ONE BECK!" Commented Victoria, who was now sitting upright in her bed, and surveying the mess. Books were strewn all over the floor, and Lily's clothes which she had intended to wear that day were scattered all over the ground.

Lily immediately lunged for the wand, grabbed it, and pointed it at Sirius.

"Give me my wand!" Sirius whined, but Lily was too quick. Taking advantage of Sirius's whining, she reached out and snatched her own wand and pointed it at Sirius.

"Petrificus Totalus!" She said, in victory, and was delighted to see Sirius grow stiff and fall back onto the bed. ( He was standing on Kim's bed)

"OUT! OUT! ROLL HIM OUT!" Yelled Kim, "and then perform the counter curse! I'm not going around looking like some Herbology project gone wrong!"

Lily performed the counter curse, but did not push Sirius out. She was just going to push him out when James barged in, panting, "SAVE ME FROM REMUS!"

Remus, cackling evilly, dashed in after James and then pounced onto him.

"Please take your gay acts of love outside the girls' dorm," Advised Lily, as she was going to kick Sirius out, "And please take your rather stiff friend with you."

"BET"S OFF BLACK! I have to go write my will when Remus is done with me!" James choked, as Remus strangled him, or tried to strangle him.

"Sirius?" Remus called, pausing from choking James and looking around for Sirius. "Oh! There you are, oh they stunned you, how sad."

James laughed, "Sirius got lynched by the GIRLS!" He teased, and Sirius's eyes portrayed disgruntled ness (I have no idea if this word actually exists)

"Would you boys leave? And stop acting like first years. We're fourth years, if you haven't noticed." Commanded Kim, who had her fine complexion back.

"Becky, you seem rather quiet," James commented, looking quizzically at the blonde.

"RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD!" Becky sang, a disgusted look on her face.

"Er that's nice? But won't you get a tad wet?" Lily just had to put in that comment, and Becky rugby tackled her, sending Lily to the ground with a graceful "PACK!"

"What bet did you make with Sirius?" Asked Cassandra, rather timidly, as she had a crush on James, like most of the female population did.

"Oh this and that," James dismissed it, "I'll be leaving Black here, at your mercy?" He continued, not noticing the flash of hurt that crossed Cassandra's features.

"Hmmm.a good idea.we could give him, let's see a make over?" Lily suggested evilly, from her position on the floor.

"Nah, let Black go, girls." Remus pleaded, I'll perform the counter curse for Becky.

"We have to consider.let us discuss," Lily pondered, and the three girls crowded together, whispering in hushed tones. Finally they came to a decision.

"Remus, we have decided to agree, BUT, if your counter-curse fails, each one of you has to propose to a certain Slytherin by the name of Lucius Malfoy.Agree?" Lily stated her terms, hands on her hips.

Wow, she looks quite good like that.Thought James but quickly dismissed the thought.

"Agreed, okay, RESUMANUS VOCIATIOUS!" Remus pointed his wand, which was formerly in his pajama's pocket.

"RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD!"

"LUPIN? What kind of joke is THIS?" Roared Lily, "thank goodness we made a deal, OFF YOU GO! PROPSE!"

"Remus!" Huffed James, "Turn back Becky!"

"I DID! Sirius must have used another charm." Groaned Remus in frustration, "SIRIUS!" Remus performed the counter curse on Sirius and demanded to know the counter curse.

"The one you said should have been correct," Said a puzzled Sirius, and the boys began to grow nervous as the girls advanced, well it was only two girls, but two threatening, pissed off girls. One of which was a Chaser and had the speed, the other, Kim of course, was a beater and had the muscles to prove it.

"Very well, the Marauders have to propose." Kim snarled, "It's only fair."

"Haha..Ladies, ladies, could we please come to some form of compromise?" Sirius pleaded nervously, "Perhaps a week of no pranks or something?"

"No can do Black, move it! I'm too riled up to go back to bed so we'll just haul you down to breakfast, after all, it is," Lily checked her watch, "9am." With that, she tugged Remus out of the room, and Kim took care of Sirius. Becky just sent James a death glare, and James immediately followed the procession.

They entered the great hall, and Lily pointed out Malfoy who was eating breakfast with Snape. James, Sirius and Remus were still in their sleep clothes, causing many girls' heads to turn, while Lily and Kim were in theirs, which resulted in a few puddles of drool on the floor, courtesy of a few boys. Becky had changed into a t shirt and jeans, and was probably the only one among that little group who was properly attired for breakfast. Nonetheless, they strode into the hall with pride.

James was planning to sneak over to Lucius, mumble the proposal and then perhaps hex Malfoy to forget, but Lily and Kim had other plans.

"Sonorous" Lily whispered, she was standing behind James, who was planning to saunter over to the Slytherin table.

"Distractiono," Kim added, that charm was so that James would not know that his voice was being amplified.

"James you first," Lily pushed James forward as she said that, and James couldn't help but feel that tingling in his stomach when Lily pushed him forward.

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