The Ness
[The scene opens as the group materializes in the middle of a field surrounded by trees.]
Kurt: I seemed to have tuned it a little off.
Vikki: Yeah you have! How are we ever going to find (evil-name-of-your- choice) now?
Mike: I'm sure we can retune it, can't we Kurt?
Jessica: Not without a tuner we can't.
Brittaney: Oh this is just great!
Jan: Blah!
Kara: Jan, can you please stop that?
Karmon: Sponge Bob is great.
Kasey: I know! I like his square pants.
Russell: Can we please focus here guys. We need to find.
Narrator: Did ya'll see that big spider back there in the band hall!?!?
Collin: Yeah, that thing was big!
Mrs. Childers: Oh so nobody wants to listen to me but they will listen to the Narrator!
Ben: Of course. The Narrator is the best person in the world!
Narrator: Thank you, Ben. 'Ben becomes the world's best cheerleader.'
Dr. Butorac: I agree with Russell. We need to find a way to got out of.
Kyle: Sponge Bob is great, Karmon.
Captain Amando: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vikki: What?
Deke: I want to go to IHOP!
Mike: I think she was just trying to get peoples attention.
Jessica: What time does the ding-ding ding today?
Brittaney: The ding-ding was stolen remember?
Scott: I want to go to the mall.
Jan: .
Kara: Jan, you are allowed to talk as long as you don't say.
Karmon: Thanks, Kyle. Finally someone is listening to me.
Kasey: I love you, Russell!
Russell: Thank you, Kasey.
Narrator: You're not going to tell her you love her too?
Mrs. Childers: Well, I don't like the Narrator anymore. He's a BLEEP! He can kiss my boo-tay! [A large metal plate forms over her mouth, obviously put there by the Narrator.]
Collin: HAHAHA!!! You have a bad case of plate-mouth. HAHAHA!!! [Ben jumps up and kicks him in the side of his head with his new cheerleading moves.]
Ben: That's not nice. It's her own fault though. She insulted the Narrator.
[Dr. Butorac is rolling on the floor with laughter.]
Kyle: Please Mr. Narrator, sir, take it away. We need her help. She is both wise and learned in the art of musical warfare.
Captain Amando: I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when you decide what to do. Zzzz.
Vikki: I like enchiladas.
Deke: I want pancakes! And waffles!! And eggs!!!
Mike: I need to use the restroom. I don't suppose any of you have one of those new portable ones?
Jessica: There's a bush over there. Go now!
Brittaney: That's gross. Why would you use a bush?
Scott [yawning]: Aren't you people getting tired?
Jan: Bla....yeah I kinda am.
Kara: Good job, Jan! You didn't say it.
Karmon: She didn't say what?
Kasey: Blah.
Russell: Not you too.
Narrator: Stop with the blahness!
Kurt: Blah!
Mrs. Childers [who recently got the plate removed]: Blah!
Collin: Blah!
Ben: Blah! Blah!
Dr. Butorac: This is absurd!
Kyle: Blah!
Captain Amando: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Vikki: Blah!
Deke: I'm not gonna say it. I'm gonna be different than you people.
Kyle: What do you mean by, "You people?"
Dr. Butorac: He doesn't mean anything by it, Kyle. Besides, YOU'RE WHITE!
Collin: I'm Irish!
Ben: I'm..... white too.
Mrs. Childers: I'm starting to get mad again.
Kurt: Everybody just needs to shut up and think about how we are going to get out of here.
Narrator: Well, it's your fault we are here in the first place.
Russell: It wouldn't have happened if you had stopped (evil-name-of-your- choice) back in the gym at school.
Kasey: He already told us he can't change what (evil-name-of-your-choice) is going to do. The story isn't about him.
Karmon [singing]: Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Kara: Mike, you're my Yoggie!
Jan: Go me. I didn't say it again! Blah... oops.
Scott: I'm really getting tired. I think there is something in the air.
Brittaney: If you say something about tiredness again I will put you in an eternal sleep!
Jessica: Why can't we all just get along?
Mike: Thank you, Kara. You're my KarBear!
Jessica: Oh goodness no!
Scott: But I'm tired!
Brittaney: I said I was going to kill you if you said it again so you better start running. [She chases him around. She catches him and starts tearing him limb from limb.]
Jan: I can't help it. I have to say blah. Blah!
Kara: Mike, you are such a sweetie pie!
Karmon [still singing]: Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Kasey: Blah!
Russell: Doink!
Kurt: Doink? What's that?
Narrator: IF ANOTHER PERSON MAKES SOME KIND OF SOUND EFFECT OR SAYS BLAH AGAIN, I'M GOING TO SUCK THEM THROUGH A PLOT HOLE AND DROP THEM IN ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Collin: .
Kyle: .
Dr. Butorac: .
Mrs. Childers: Temper, temper.
Captain Amando: Zzzzzzzz.....
Vikki: How can she sleep through that!?
Deke: I dunno. Must be some supernatural power she has.
Mike: Well, they don't call her Captain Amando for nothing.
Jessica: Hehehe! Its Captain Amando action figures!
[They all walk over to a big box full of Captain Amando toys.]
Brittaney: Wow!
Jan: It's the ness!
Kara: How wonderful it is.
Karmon: Purple toast!
Kasey: Ok, let's try this again. I love you, Russell.
Russell: I like you too, Kasey.
Narrator: Your hopeless, Russell. Jan, good job for not saying the word. But now it's time to go because we have to start the next scene.
[Once again, the view goes black.]
Mrs. Childers: Karmon, dear, did you just say, "purple toast?"
[The scene opens as the group materializes in the middle of a field surrounded by trees.]
Kurt: I seemed to have tuned it a little off.
Vikki: Yeah you have! How are we ever going to find (evil-name-of-your- choice) now?
Mike: I'm sure we can retune it, can't we Kurt?
Jessica: Not without a tuner we can't.
Brittaney: Oh this is just great!
Jan: Blah!
Kara: Jan, can you please stop that?
Karmon: Sponge Bob is great.
Kasey: I know! I like his square pants.
Russell: Can we please focus here guys. We need to find.
Narrator: Did ya'll see that big spider back there in the band hall!?!?
Collin: Yeah, that thing was big!
Mrs. Childers: Oh so nobody wants to listen to me but they will listen to the Narrator!
Ben: Of course. The Narrator is the best person in the world!
Narrator: Thank you, Ben. 'Ben becomes the world's best cheerleader.'
Dr. Butorac: I agree with Russell. We need to find a way to got out of.
Kyle: Sponge Bob is great, Karmon.
Captain Amando: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vikki: What?
Deke: I want to go to IHOP!
Mike: I think she was just trying to get peoples attention.
Jessica: What time does the ding-ding ding today?
Brittaney: The ding-ding was stolen remember?
Scott: I want to go to the mall.
Jan: .
Kara: Jan, you are allowed to talk as long as you don't say.
Karmon: Thanks, Kyle. Finally someone is listening to me.
Kasey: I love you, Russell!
Russell: Thank you, Kasey.
Narrator: You're not going to tell her you love her too?
Mrs. Childers: Well, I don't like the Narrator anymore. He's a BLEEP! He can kiss my boo-tay! [A large metal plate forms over her mouth, obviously put there by the Narrator.]
Collin: HAHAHA!!! You have a bad case of plate-mouth. HAHAHA!!! [Ben jumps up and kicks him in the side of his head with his new cheerleading moves.]
Ben: That's not nice. It's her own fault though. She insulted the Narrator.
[Dr. Butorac is rolling on the floor with laughter.]
Kyle: Please Mr. Narrator, sir, take it away. We need her help. She is both wise and learned in the art of musical warfare.
Captain Amando: I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when you decide what to do. Zzzz.
Vikki: I like enchiladas.
Deke: I want pancakes! And waffles!! And eggs!!!
Mike: I need to use the restroom. I don't suppose any of you have one of those new portable ones?
Jessica: There's a bush over there. Go now!
Brittaney: That's gross. Why would you use a bush?
Scott [yawning]: Aren't you people getting tired?
Jan: Bla....yeah I kinda am.
Kara: Good job, Jan! You didn't say it.
Karmon: She didn't say what?
Kasey: Blah.
Russell: Not you too.
Narrator: Stop with the blahness!
Kurt: Blah!
Mrs. Childers [who recently got the plate removed]: Blah!
Collin: Blah!
Ben: Blah! Blah!
Dr. Butorac: This is absurd!
Kyle: Blah!
Captain Amando: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Vikki: Blah!
Deke: I'm not gonna say it. I'm gonna be different than you people.
Kyle: What do you mean by, "You people?"
Dr. Butorac: He doesn't mean anything by it, Kyle. Besides, YOU'RE WHITE!
Collin: I'm Irish!
Ben: I'm..... white too.
Mrs. Childers: I'm starting to get mad again.
Kurt: Everybody just needs to shut up and think about how we are going to get out of here.
Narrator: Well, it's your fault we are here in the first place.
Russell: It wouldn't have happened if you had stopped (evil-name-of-your- choice) back in the gym at school.
Kasey: He already told us he can't change what (evil-name-of-your-choice) is going to do. The story isn't about him.
Karmon [singing]: Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Kara: Mike, you're my Yoggie!
Jan: Go me. I didn't say it again! Blah... oops.
Scott: I'm really getting tired. I think there is something in the air.
Brittaney: If you say something about tiredness again I will put you in an eternal sleep!
Jessica: Why can't we all just get along?
Mike: Thank you, Kara. You're my KarBear!
Jessica: Oh goodness no!
Scott: But I'm tired!
Brittaney: I said I was going to kill you if you said it again so you better start running. [She chases him around. She catches him and starts tearing him limb from limb.]
Jan: I can't help it. I have to say blah. Blah!
Kara: Mike, you are such a sweetie pie!
Karmon [still singing]: Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Kasey: Blah!
Russell: Doink!
Kurt: Doink? What's that?
Narrator: IF ANOTHER PERSON MAKES SOME KIND OF SOUND EFFECT OR SAYS BLAH AGAIN, I'M GOING TO SUCK THEM THROUGH A PLOT HOLE AND DROP THEM IN ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Collin: .
Kyle: .
Dr. Butorac: .
Mrs. Childers: Temper, temper.
Captain Amando: Zzzzzzzz.....
Vikki: How can she sleep through that!?
Deke: I dunno. Must be some supernatural power she has.
Mike: Well, they don't call her Captain Amando for nothing.
Jessica: Hehehe! Its Captain Amando action figures!
[They all walk over to a big box full of Captain Amando toys.]
Brittaney: Wow!
Jan: It's the ness!
Kara: How wonderful it is.
Karmon: Purple toast!
Kasey: Ok, let's try this again. I love you, Russell.
Russell: I like you too, Kasey.
Narrator: Your hopeless, Russell. Jan, good job for not saying the word. But now it's time to go because we have to start the next scene.
[Once again, the view goes black.]
Mrs. Childers: Karmon, dear, did you just say, "purple toast?"
