This Happens Once in a While... an Utena story

A/N: I ADDED MORE ANYWAYS! So R&R!

------------------------------------------ Utena: What a dumb episode! It made me look like an idiot, don't you think Anthy?

Anthy: I think that it made Miss Utena look like an idiot. Poor Miss Utena!

Saionji: Well, I liked it!

Miki: How could you like an episode THAT dumb? I mean COME ON!

Nanami: Touga, dear brother, how did you like it?

Touga: Heh heh..... I like it when I get to say the thing about the chickens....

Nanami: Chickens?

Touga: You know, "if the chick doesn't break its shell, the chick will die" or whatever.

Juri: Well, it's almost time for bed, I'm going to curl up with our manga. (pulls glasses out of pocket)

Touga: Ew, Juri! You look like a freak in glasses!

Juri: Well I can't read without them!

Touga: Ever tried contacts?

Juri: ...... I can't get them in.

Touga: Here, let me help you.

Juri: Uh....

Miki: Miss Anthy, please go out with me! Please?

Anthy: Miss Utena, Sir--

Miki: Without consulting Utena, Anthy! Express your own opinion this time, will you?

Anthy: But Sir Miki! I consult Miss Utena for everything! You see, I am the Rose Bride! Miss Utena is the prince!

Miki: Well someday, I'll show you, Anthy, I will be your prince! Someday---

Utena: Yeah blah blah blah now go play with your Tinker Toys already and keep dreaming.

Miki: (mumble mumble I'll show her grumble mumble) (sits down to play with Tinker Toys)

Nanami: Sob sob sob!

Utena: What's wrong, Nanami?

Nanami: Big brother only pays attention to Juri! I.... must.... KILL HER! MUAHAHA!

Saionji: Oo! Oo! Can I kill her too?

Nanami: I'll kill YOU if you get in my way!

Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nanami: KILL! KILL! MUST KILL SAIONJI! MUHAHAHAHA!

Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nanami: MUAHAHA!

Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nanami: HAHAHAHAHAHA! KILL!

Utena: *sweatdrop*

Anthy: *sweatdrop*

Utena: Remember LAST time you copied me?

Anthy: Yes Miss Utena, I do remember.

Utena: QUIT COPYING ME!!!!!

Anthy: Yes Miss Utena! I will.... do that.

Juri: AAAAAAAH! OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!

Touga: You're not supposed to touch your eye!

Juri: Well then, you do it.

Touga: Well OK, see, you lift up your eyelid like this, and....

Miki: Connect and attatch this gizmo-bob to this klickertink and..... I have created Anthy!

Utena: Boy, do you have a vivid imagination.....

Miki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Utena: I mean it's nuthin but a pile of green blocks, that's what!

Miki: Humph! Anthy, what do you think?

Anthy: Um, Miss Utena, what do I think?

Utena: Whatever you want to think!

Anthy: I think you have a great imagination, Miki!

Miki: You really think so?

Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?

Utena: Uh... no.

Anthy: Miss Utena says that I don't. Sorry, Sir Miki.

Miki: SOB SOB! DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!

Kazue: I do, Miki!

Miki: Doesn't anyone care about poor little Miki?!

Kazue: I do, Miki! Me! Your sister!

Miki: Uh... anyone besides her?

Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!

Kazue: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Utena: What a crybaby!

Anthy: I think so too.

Utena: Really?

Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?

Utena: Well, at least you're sort of able to express your opinion... sort of....

Touga: And you just pop it right in!

Saionji: TOUGAAAAAAAAAA! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Touga: NANAMI!

Nanami: Oh dear brother, Saionji and I were only playing! I didn't mean to hurt him!

Saionji: DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM? YOU WHACKED ME UPSIDE THE HEAD!

Nanami: I won't do it again, dear brother! I promise!

Touga: Well, OK.

Juri: I'm sorry, Touga, I didn't get that last part with Saionji screaming and all.

Touga: I'm coming, sweet Juri!

Nanami: "SWEET JURI?!" That GIRL is stealing my brother, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Saionji: My fault?!

Nanami: Yes! HE went back to HER because SHE didn't hear when YOU screamed! DIE!!!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Juri: Ok, I got it in!

Touga: Great job! Now here's how to take it out.

Juri: I.... I.... I can't get it out!

Touga: Try again.

(THREE HOURS LATER)

Juri: Can't.... I can't get it out...

Touga: SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! OH NOOOO!!!

Miki: Calm down! We could have someone to take it out for her....

Utena: Not me.

Anthy: Not me.

Touga: Oo! Oo! I'll do it! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!

Miki: NOT TOUGA!

Nanami: DIIIIIIIIE!!!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Juri: SOMEBODY!

Kazue: Not me!

Miki: Wha? No, n-not me!

Utena: You're the only one left!

Juri: Oh Miki! Save me! You're my only hope!

Touga: Oo! Oo! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!!!

Miki: (sigh) Do I have a choice?

All: NO!!!

Touga: Yes! I'll do it!

Juri: Please Miki? For me?

Miki: OK, here..... (takes out lens)

Miki: Gross! Juri's eye gunk!

Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful! (Hugs Miki)

Miki: NOT THIS AGAIN! (runs away)

Juri: Miki! Wait! You saved my life!!!!!

Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Nanami: DIE!!! ------------------------------------------

Hmm, that one wasn't as good as my first, but who cares? Well anywho, R&R! More coming soon!