This Happens Once in a While... an Utena story
A/N: I ADDED MORE ANYWAYS! So R&R!
------------------------------------------ Utena: What a dumb episode! It made me look like an idiot, don't you think Anthy?
Anthy: I think that it made Miss Utena look like an idiot. Poor Miss Utena!
Saionji: Well, I liked it!
Miki: How could you like an episode THAT dumb? I mean COME ON!
Nanami: Touga, dear brother, how did you like it?
Touga: Heh heh..... I like it when I get to say the thing about the chickens....
Nanami: Chickens?
Touga: You know, "if the chick doesn't break its shell, the chick will die" or whatever.
Juri: Well, it's almost time for bed, I'm going to curl up with our manga. (pulls glasses out of pocket)
Touga: Ew, Juri! You look like a freak in glasses!
Juri: Well I can't read without them!
Touga: Ever tried contacts?
Juri: ...... I can't get them in.
Touga: Here, let me help you.
Juri: Uh....
Miki: Miss Anthy, please go out with me! Please?
Anthy: Miss Utena, Sir--
Miki: Without consulting Utena, Anthy! Express your own opinion this time, will you?
Anthy: But Sir Miki! I consult Miss Utena for everything! You see, I am the Rose Bride! Miss Utena is the prince!
Miki: Well someday, I'll show you, Anthy, I will be your prince! Someday---
Utena: Yeah blah blah blah now go play with your Tinker Toys already and keep dreaming.
Miki: (mumble mumble I'll show her grumble mumble) (sits down to play with Tinker Toys)
Nanami: Sob sob sob!
Utena: What's wrong, Nanami?
Nanami: Big brother only pays attention to Juri! I.... must.... KILL HER! MUAHAHA!
Saionji: Oo! Oo! Can I kill her too?
Nanami: I'll kill YOU if you get in my way!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: KILL! KILL! MUST KILL SAIONJI! MUHAHAHAHA!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: MUAHAHA!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: HAHAHAHAHAHA! KILL!
Utena: *sweatdrop*
Anthy: *sweatdrop*
Utena: Remember LAST time you copied me?
Anthy: Yes Miss Utena, I do remember.
Utena: QUIT COPYING ME!!!!!
Anthy: Yes Miss Utena! I will.... do that.
Juri: AAAAAAAH! OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!
Touga: You're not supposed to touch your eye!
Juri: Well then, you do it.
Touga: Well OK, see, you lift up your eyelid like this, and....
Miki: Connect and attatch this gizmo-bob to this klickertink and..... I have created Anthy!
Utena: Boy, do you have a vivid imagination.....
Miki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
Utena: I mean it's nuthin but a pile of green blocks, that's what!
Miki: Humph! Anthy, what do you think?
Anthy: Um, Miss Utena, what do I think?
Utena: Whatever you want to think!
Anthy: I think you have a great imagination, Miki!
Miki: You really think so?
Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?
Utena: Uh... no.
Anthy: Miss Utena says that I don't. Sorry, Sir Miki.
Miki: SOB SOB! DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!
Kazue: I do, Miki!
Miki: Doesn't anyone care about poor little Miki?!
Kazue: I do, Miki! Me! Your sister!
Miki: Uh... anyone besides her?
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
Kazue: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Utena: What a crybaby!
Anthy: I think so too.
Utena: Really?
Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?
Utena: Well, at least you're sort of able to express your opinion... sort of....
Touga: And you just pop it right in!
Saionji: TOUGAAAAAAAAAA! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Touga: NANAMI!
Nanami: Oh dear brother, Saionji and I were only playing! I didn't mean to hurt him!
Saionji: DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM? YOU WHACKED ME UPSIDE THE HEAD!
Nanami: I won't do it again, dear brother! I promise!
Touga: Well, OK.
Juri: I'm sorry, Touga, I didn't get that last part with Saionji screaming and all.
Touga: I'm coming, sweet Juri!
Nanami: "SWEET JURI?!" That GIRL is stealing my brother, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Saionji: My fault?!
Nanami: Yes! HE went back to HER because SHE didn't hear when YOU screamed! DIE!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Juri: Ok, I got it in!
Touga: Great job! Now here's how to take it out.
Juri: I.... I.... I can't get it out!
Touga: Try again.
(THREE HOURS LATER)
Juri: Can't.... I can't get it out...
Touga: SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! OH NOOOO!!!
Miki: Calm down! We could have someone to take it out for her....
Utena: Not me.
Anthy: Not me.
Touga: Oo! Oo! I'll do it! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!
Miki: NOT TOUGA!
Nanami: DIIIIIIIIE!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Juri: SOMEBODY!
Kazue: Not me!
Miki: Wha? No, n-not me!
Utena: You're the only one left!
Juri: Oh Miki! Save me! You're my only hope!
Touga: Oo! Oo! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!!!
Miki: (sigh) Do I have a choice?
All: NO!!!
Touga: Yes! I'll do it!
Juri: Please Miki? For me?
Miki: OK, here..... (takes out lens)
Miki: Gross! Juri's eye gunk!
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful! (Hugs Miki)
Miki: NOT THIS AGAIN! (runs away)
Juri: Miki! Wait! You saved my life!!!!!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: DIE!!! ------------------------------------------
Hmm, that one wasn't as good as my first, but who cares? Well anywho, R&R! More coming soon!
A/N: I ADDED MORE ANYWAYS! So R&R!
------------------------------------------ Utena: What a dumb episode! It made me look like an idiot, don't you think Anthy?
Anthy: I think that it made Miss Utena look like an idiot. Poor Miss Utena!
Saionji: Well, I liked it!
Miki: How could you like an episode THAT dumb? I mean COME ON!
Nanami: Touga, dear brother, how did you like it?
Touga: Heh heh..... I like it when I get to say the thing about the chickens....
Nanami: Chickens?
Touga: You know, "if the chick doesn't break its shell, the chick will die" or whatever.
Juri: Well, it's almost time for bed, I'm going to curl up with our manga. (pulls glasses out of pocket)
Touga: Ew, Juri! You look like a freak in glasses!
Juri: Well I can't read without them!
Touga: Ever tried contacts?
Juri: ...... I can't get them in.
Touga: Here, let me help you.
Juri: Uh....
Miki: Miss Anthy, please go out with me! Please?
Anthy: Miss Utena, Sir--
Miki: Without consulting Utena, Anthy! Express your own opinion this time, will you?
Anthy: But Sir Miki! I consult Miss Utena for everything! You see, I am the Rose Bride! Miss Utena is the prince!
Miki: Well someday, I'll show you, Anthy, I will be your prince! Someday---
Utena: Yeah blah blah blah now go play with your Tinker Toys already and keep dreaming.
Miki: (mumble mumble I'll show her grumble mumble) (sits down to play with Tinker Toys)
Nanami: Sob sob sob!
Utena: What's wrong, Nanami?
Nanami: Big brother only pays attention to Juri! I.... must.... KILL HER! MUAHAHA!
Saionji: Oo! Oo! Can I kill her too?
Nanami: I'll kill YOU if you get in my way!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: KILL! KILL! MUST KILL SAIONJI! MUHAHAHAHA!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: MUAHAHA!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nanami: HAHAHAHAHAHA! KILL!
Utena: *sweatdrop*
Anthy: *sweatdrop*
Utena: Remember LAST time you copied me?
Anthy: Yes Miss Utena, I do remember.
Utena: QUIT COPYING ME!!!!!
Anthy: Yes Miss Utena! I will.... do that.
Juri: AAAAAAAH! OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!
Touga: You're not supposed to touch your eye!
Juri: Well then, you do it.
Touga: Well OK, see, you lift up your eyelid like this, and....
Miki: Connect and attatch this gizmo-bob to this klickertink and..... I have created Anthy!
Utena: Boy, do you have a vivid imagination.....
Miki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
Utena: I mean it's nuthin but a pile of green blocks, that's what!
Miki: Humph! Anthy, what do you think?
Anthy: Um, Miss Utena, what do I think?
Utena: Whatever you want to think!
Anthy: I think you have a great imagination, Miki!
Miki: You really think so?
Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?
Utena: Uh... no.
Anthy: Miss Utena says that I don't. Sorry, Sir Miki.
Miki: SOB SOB! DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!
Kazue: I do, Miki!
Miki: Doesn't anyone care about poor little Miki?!
Kazue: I do, Miki! Me! Your sister!
Miki: Uh... anyone besides her?
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
Kazue: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Utena: What a crybaby!
Anthy: I think so too.
Utena: Really?
Anthy: Yes! Yes I do! Do I, Miss Utena?
Utena: Well, at least you're sort of able to express your opinion... sort of....
Touga: And you just pop it right in!
Saionji: TOUGAAAAAAAAAA! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Touga: NANAMI!
Nanami: Oh dear brother, Saionji and I were only playing! I didn't mean to hurt him!
Saionji: DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM? YOU WHACKED ME UPSIDE THE HEAD!
Nanami: I won't do it again, dear brother! I promise!
Touga: Well, OK.
Juri: I'm sorry, Touga, I didn't get that last part with Saionji screaming and all.
Touga: I'm coming, sweet Juri!
Nanami: "SWEET JURI?!" That GIRL is stealing my brother, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Saionji: My fault?!
Nanami: Yes! HE went back to HER because SHE didn't hear when YOU screamed! DIE!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Juri: Ok, I got it in!
Touga: Great job! Now here's how to take it out.
Juri: I.... I.... I can't get it out!
Touga: Try again.
(THREE HOURS LATER)
Juri: Can't.... I can't get it out...
Touga: SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT! OH NOOOO!!!
Miki: Calm down! We could have someone to take it out for her....
Utena: Not me.
Anthy: Not me.
Touga: Oo! Oo! I'll do it! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!
Miki: NOT TOUGA!
Nanami: DIIIIIIIIE!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Juri: SOMEBODY!
Kazue: Not me!
Miki: Wha? No, n-not me!
Utena: You're the only one left!
Juri: Oh Miki! Save me! You're my only hope!
Touga: Oo! Oo! I wanna touch Juri's eyeball!!!
Miki: (sigh) Do I have a choice?
All: NO!!!
Touga: Yes! I'll do it!
Juri: Please Miki? For me?
Miki: OK, here..... (takes out lens)
Miki: Gross! Juri's eye gunk!
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful! (Hugs Miki)
Miki: NOT THIS AGAIN! (runs away)
Juri: Miki! Wait! You saved my life!!!!!
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: DIE!!! ------------------------------------------
Hmm, that one wasn't as good as my first, but who cares? Well anywho, R&R! More coming soon!
