This Happens Once in a While... An Utena story

A/N: copyrights go to whoever and anything that owns something that I do not own so yeah, you get the picture....

----------------------------------- Utena: What an idiotic episode! I can't believe it, can you, Anthy?

Anthy: I can't believe it!

Utena: Um..... yeeeaaah....

Nanami: DIE! MUHAHA!

Saionji: HELP! SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Touga: Oh Juri! Your button's missing from your shirt!

Juri: Oh no! My button's missing from my shirt!

Anthy: Oh, I will fix it Miss Juri!

Juri: NOOO! NOT YOU!!!

Anthy: Miss Utena, should I do it?

Utena: Nah, better not...

Miki: I can fix it, Juri! Just go change into another shirt and I'll sew it back on for you

Juri: Nah, it's no big. I'll just do it. Nanami!

Nanami: WHATDAYA WANT???!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY???!!!

Juri: I need a sewing needle.

Nanami: Hmph! Why don't you get it yourself?!

Touga: Nanami....

Nanami: Oh dear brother! I will do it for you, o dearest of dear brothers! (brings a needle)

Juri: Thank you Nanami.

Nanami: Now back to business....

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Miki: Miss Anthy!

Utena: Oh, NOW what do you want?!

Miki: I was TALKING to Anthy.

Utena: Fine. Whatever.

Miki: M-miss Anthy?

Anthy: Yes?

Miki: uhhh.... duh duh duh, uh, um, I, duh, I uh um uh, huh, blah, oh, I uh, I, um....

Utena: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!

Miki: Huh! I can't remember!

Anthy: I'll wait.

Miki: ..... Oh! I was wondering if...... uh, Utena.....

Utena: No.

Miki: Humph! Well, Anthy.....uh, duh... I uh.... UTENA! GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS!

Utena: FINE! BE THAT WAY! (walks out of room)

Miki: Miss Anthy? Will you please please PLEASE go out with me?

Anthy: Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt....

Miki: REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

Utena: NO!

Miki: U-TE-NAAA! I told you to leave me alone!!!

Utena: SHUT UP!

Miki: Um um um um um!!! You said a bad word!

Utena: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Miki: Miggle wiggle smiggle friz mumble grumble.... (storms off to his room)

Juri: .... GOT IT!

Touga: Hooray! You got the string in!

Juri: Now I have to tie the knot..... hmm, lessee.... You put the string and the end around and then you uh....

Touga: Here, let me help you.....

Nanami: WHAAAAAAT?!?!?! HE'S TOUCHING HER HAND!!!! ARGH!

Saionji: Meep.....

Nanami: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! DIE! MUHAHA!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nanami: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Utena: *sweatdrop*

creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaak

Miki: M-miss Utena? Can I come out?

Utena: Not till you say sorry.

Miki: FOR WHAT?!

Utena: Fine! I was GOING to let you go on a date with Anthy, but now....

Miki: Oh I'm sorry sorry sorry!!!

Utena: Well, you can come out!

Miki: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Utena: But Anthy is out of the question.

Miki: Poo.

Anthy: Oh! Hello Sir Miki! How are you feeling now that you've had some time alone?

Miki: (thoughts) Miss Anthy actually acknowledged my existence! She even said THREE WHOLE SENTENCES to me!

Anthy: Sir Miki?

Miki: Oh, uh, I feel, uh, much better. (hearts form above his head)

Utena: Hey, Miki!

Miki: (hearts)

Utena: EARTH TO MIKI! Helloooooo!!!

Miki: Rats! I was having a wonderful daydream about Anthy and I---

Touga: AAAAAAAGH! JURI SPEARED HER FINGER!

Juri: Oh! Ow! It hurts! AAAAAAAH!

Touga: JURI'S BLEEDING REALLY REALLY BAD! WHAT DO WE DO?!

Juri: QUIT YELLING AND DO SOMETHING!

Utena: It can't be that bad...

(Utena then sees the giant hole gushing blood in Juri's finger)

Utena: Eew! Yuck! Gross!

Juri: Oo, the world's going fuzzy.....

Utena: ANTHY! GET A BAND-AID!

Anthy: Band-aid! OK! Now where did I put them?

Juri: (faints)

Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Nanami: Oh dear brother! What on earth is troubling you, o brother?

Touga: JURI'S DEAD! SHE BLED TO DEATH!

Nanami: YESSS! I mean... OH NO!

Saionji: Wait! She's alive! She just needs to get THAT covered up....

Nanami: That? (looks) OOoooOOOoooh! THAT! Gross!

Anthy: Here's the tin!

Touga: HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Anthy: Oh dear! I'm all out!

Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Miki: Juri's dying? Here! Use my gauntlet to cover it up!

Touga: Here Juri! Miki's gauntlet! (covers up THAT)

(3 hours later)

Juri: Huh? Oh! Miki's gauntlet! MIKI! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! AGAIN!!!

Miki: Let me guess....

Juri: I am eternally grateful!

Nanami: NOOO! Juri came back to life! (glares at Saionji)

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

----------------------------------------------------- Poor, poor Juri! Well, uh, R&R!