This Happens Once in a While... An Utena story
A/N: copyrights go to whoever and anything that owns something that I do not own so yeah, you get the picture....
----------------------------------- Utena: What an idiotic episode! I can't believe it, can you, Anthy?
Anthy: I can't believe it!
Utena: Um..... yeeeaaah....
Nanami: DIE! MUHAHA!
Saionji: HELP! SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Touga: Oh Juri! Your button's missing from your shirt!
Juri: Oh no! My button's missing from my shirt!
Anthy: Oh, I will fix it Miss Juri!
Juri: NOOO! NOT YOU!!!
Anthy: Miss Utena, should I do it?
Utena: Nah, better not...
Miki: I can fix it, Juri! Just go change into another shirt and I'll sew it back on for you
Juri: Nah, it's no big. I'll just do it. Nanami!
Nanami: WHATDAYA WANT???!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY???!!!
Juri: I need a sewing needle.
Nanami: Hmph! Why don't you get it yourself?!
Touga: Nanami....
Nanami: Oh dear brother! I will do it for you, o dearest of dear brothers! (brings a needle)
Juri: Thank you Nanami.
Nanami: Now back to business....
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Miki: Miss Anthy!
Utena: Oh, NOW what do you want?!
Miki: I was TALKING to Anthy.
Utena: Fine. Whatever.
Miki: M-miss Anthy?
Anthy: Yes?
Miki: uhhh.... duh duh duh, uh, um, I, duh, I uh um uh, huh, blah, oh, I uh, I, um....
Utena: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!
Miki: Huh! I can't remember!
Anthy: I'll wait.
Miki: ..... Oh! I was wondering if...... uh, Utena.....
Utena: No.
Miki: Humph! Well, Anthy.....uh, duh... I uh.... UTENA! GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS!
Utena: FINE! BE THAT WAY! (walks out of room)
Miki: Miss Anthy? Will you please please PLEASE go out with me?
Anthy: Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt....
Miki: REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
Utena: NO!
Miki: U-TE-NAAA! I told you to leave me alone!!!
Utena: SHUT UP!
Miki: Um um um um um!!! You said a bad word!
Utena: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Miki: Miggle wiggle smiggle friz mumble grumble.... (storms off to his room)
Juri: .... GOT IT!
Touga: Hooray! You got the string in!
Juri: Now I have to tie the knot..... hmm, lessee.... You put the string and the end around and then you uh....
Touga: Here, let me help you.....
Nanami: WHAAAAAAT?!?!?! HE'S TOUCHING HER HAND!!!! ARGH!
Saionji: Meep.....
Nanami: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! DIE! MUHAHA!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nanami: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Utena: *sweatdrop*
creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaak
Miki: M-miss Utena? Can I come out?
Utena: Not till you say sorry.
Miki: FOR WHAT?!
Utena: Fine! I was GOING to let you go on a date with Anthy, but now....
Miki: Oh I'm sorry sorry sorry!!!
Utena: Well, you can come out!
Miki: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Utena: But Anthy is out of the question.
Miki: Poo.
Anthy: Oh! Hello Sir Miki! How are you feeling now that you've had some time alone?
Miki: (thoughts) Miss Anthy actually acknowledged my existence! She even said THREE WHOLE SENTENCES to me!
Anthy: Sir Miki?
Miki: Oh, uh, I feel, uh, much better. (hearts form above his head)
Utena: Hey, Miki!
Miki: (hearts)
Utena: EARTH TO MIKI! Helloooooo!!!
Miki: Rats! I was having a wonderful daydream about Anthy and I---
Touga: AAAAAAAGH! JURI SPEARED HER FINGER!
Juri: Oh! Ow! It hurts! AAAAAAAH!
Touga: JURI'S BLEEDING REALLY REALLY BAD! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Juri: QUIT YELLING AND DO SOMETHING!
Utena: It can't be that bad...
(Utena then sees the giant hole gushing blood in Juri's finger)
Utena: Eew! Yuck! Gross!
Juri: Oo, the world's going fuzzy.....
Utena: ANTHY! GET A BAND-AID!
Anthy: Band-aid! OK! Now where did I put them?
Juri: (faints)
Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Nanami: Oh dear brother! What on earth is troubling you, o brother?
Touga: JURI'S DEAD! SHE BLED TO DEATH!
Nanami: YESSS! I mean... OH NO!
Saionji: Wait! She's alive! She just needs to get THAT covered up....
Nanami: That? (looks) OOoooOOOoooh! THAT! Gross!
Anthy: Here's the tin!
Touga: HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Anthy: Oh dear! I'm all out!
Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Miki: Juri's dying? Here! Use my gauntlet to cover it up!
Touga: Here Juri! Miki's gauntlet! (covers up THAT)
(3 hours later)
Juri: Huh? Oh! Miki's gauntlet! MIKI! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! AGAIN!!!
Miki: Let me guess....
Juri: I am eternally grateful!
Nanami: NOOO! Juri came back to life! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
----------------------------------------------------- Poor, poor Juri! Well, uh, R&R!
A/N: copyrights go to whoever and anything that owns something that I do not own so yeah, you get the picture....
----------------------------------- Utena: What an idiotic episode! I can't believe it, can you, Anthy?
Anthy: I can't believe it!
Utena: Um..... yeeeaaah....
Nanami: DIE! MUHAHA!
Saionji: HELP! SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Touga: Oh Juri! Your button's missing from your shirt!
Juri: Oh no! My button's missing from my shirt!
Anthy: Oh, I will fix it Miss Juri!
Juri: NOOO! NOT YOU!!!
Anthy: Miss Utena, should I do it?
Utena: Nah, better not...
Miki: I can fix it, Juri! Just go change into another shirt and I'll sew it back on for you
Juri: Nah, it's no big. I'll just do it. Nanami!
Nanami: WHATDAYA WANT???!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY???!!!
Juri: I need a sewing needle.
Nanami: Hmph! Why don't you get it yourself?!
Touga: Nanami....
Nanami: Oh dear brother! I will do it for you, o dearest of dear brothers! (brings a needle)
Juri: Thank you Nanami.
Nanami: Now back to business....
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Miki: Miss Anthy!
Utena: Oh, NOW what do you want?!
Miki: I was TALKING to Anthy.
Utena: Fine. Whatever.
Miki: M-miss Anthy?
Anthy: Yes?
Miki: uhhh.... duh duh duh, uh, um, I, duh, I uh um uh, huh, blah, oh, I uh, I, um....
Utena: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!
Miki: Huh! I can't remember!
Anthy: I'll wait.
Miki: ..... Oh! I was wondering if...... uh, Utena.....
Utena: No.
Miki: Humph! Well, Anthy.....uh, duh... I uh.... UTENA! GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS!
Utena: FINE! BE THAT WAY! (walks out of room)
Miki: Miss Anthy? Will you please please PLEASE go out with me?
Anthy: Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt....
Miki: REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
Utena: NO!
Miki: U-TE-NAAA! I told you to leave me alone!!!
Utena: SHUT UP!
Miki: Um um um um um!!! You said a bad word!
Utena: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Miki: Miggle wiggle smiggle friz mumble grumble.... (storms off to his room)
Juri: .... GOT IT!
Touga: Hooray! You got the string in!
Juri: Now I have to tie the knot..... hmm, lessee.... You put the string and the end around and then you uh....
Touga: Here, let me help you.....
Nanami: WHAAAAAAT?!?!?! HE'S TOUCHING HER HAND!!!! ARGH!
Saionji: Meep.....
Nanami: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! DIE! MUHAHA!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nanami: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Utena: *sweatdrop*
creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaak
Miki: M-miss Utena? Can I come out?
Utena: Not till you say sorry.
Miki: FOR WHAT?!
Utena: Fine! I was GOING to let you go on a date with Anthy, but now....
Miki: Oh I'm sorry sorry sorry!!!
Utena: Well, you can come out!
Miki: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Utena: But Anthy is out of the question.
Miki: Poo.
Anthy: Oh! Hello Sir Miki! How are you feeling now that you've had some time alone?
Miki: (thoughts) Miss Anthy actually acknowledged my existence! She even said THREE WHOLE SENTENCES to me!
Anthy: Sir Miki?
Miki: Oh, uh, I feel, uh, much better. (hearts form above his head)
Utena: Hey, Miki!
Miki: (hearts)
Utena: EARTH TO MIKI! Helloooooo!!!
Miki: Rats! I was having a wonderful daydream about Anthy and I---
Touga: AAAAAAAGH! JURI SPEARED HER FINGER!
Juri: Oh! Ow! It hurts! AAAAAAAH!
Touga: JURI'S BLEEDING REALLY REALLY BAD! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Juri: QUIT YELLING AND DO SOMETHING!
Utena: It can't be that bad...
(Utena then sees the giant hole gushing blood in Juri's finger)
Utena: Eew! Yuck! Gross!
Juri: Oo, the world's going fuzzy.....
Utena: ANTHY! GET A BAND-AID!
Anthy: Band-aid! OK! Now where did I put them?
Juri: (faints)
Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Nanami: Oh dear brother! What on earth is troubling you, o brother?
Touga: JURI'S DEAD! SHE BLED TO DEATH!
Nanami: YESSS! I mean... OH NO!
Saionji: Wait! She's alive! She just needs to get THAT covered up....
Nanami: That? (looks) OOoooOOOoooh! THAT! Gross!
Anthy: Here's the tin!
Touga: HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Anthy: Oh dear! I'm all out!
Touga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Miki: Juri's dying? Here! Use my gauntlet to cover it up!
Touga: Here Juri! Miki's gauntlet! (covers up THAT)
(3 hours later)
Juri: Huh? Oh! Miki's gauntlet! MIKI! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! AGAIN!!!
Miki: Let me guess....
Juri: I am eternally grateful!
Nanami: NOOO! Juri came back to life! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
----------------------------------------------------- Poor, poor Juri! Well, uh, R&R!
