This Happens Once in a While... An Utena ROADTRIP
A/N: The Utena characters go on a road trip......and Juri gets Typhiod Fever from being hit by a car? Oops, I gave away the next chapter. Well, R&R!
--------------------------------------- Anthy: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No.
Saionji: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No
Nanami: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No
Kazue: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: SHUT UP!
Kazue: MIKI DOESN'T LIKE ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Utena: Hey, it's cramped back here, so you don't have to yell!
(OK, here's the layout: We're in Akio's Saturn with Miki as the driver, Anthy in the passenger seat, and in the back are [in order from left to right] Juri, Touga, Nanami, Saionji, Utena, and Kazue. Chu Chuu's is stuffed in the glove compartment)
Anthy: Say, Sir Miki, where are we going?
Miki: Gee whillickers, I don't know! Where are we going, Utena?
Utena: CRAZY!!!
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Miki: Uh oh! Corners!
Juri: Yay! Corners!
SQUISH!
(It just so happend that the corner was on Kazue's side, so they all fell on Juri. Just a little science for you ;p)
Juri: dying! can't..... breathe!
Touga: JURI CAN'T BREATHE! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Juri: you could.... get off.... my..... face....
Touga: WHAT JURI?
Juri: you landed..... on my face....
Saionji: Uh, Touga, let me define "babysitting" for you....
Touga: OK, shoot.
Saionji: Well, it just so happens you're "sitting" on your "baby"......
Touga: Oh, Juri! I'm so sorry! (moves over)
Juri: (gasp)
Nanami: TOUGA AND JURI ARE GOING OUT?! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: No, Nanami, it's not like....
Nanami: DIE! (whacks Saionji, which knocks everyone onto Kazue)
Kazue: GET OFF! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MOPING?! (Punches Utena who falls creating the domino effect back onto Juri)
Juri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! TOUGA'S BREAKING MY BACK!
Miki: QUIET BACK THERE! I'm TRYING to DRIVE!
Touga: For the LAST time, we are NOT going out!
Nanami: Oh, dearest big brother, I'm so sorry for doubting thee!
Touga: Never mind, Nanami.
(Everyone else is screaming)
Miki: Uh, so, Anthy? About that date?
Utena: NO!
Miki: QUIET OUT BACK! I'll turn on some tunes.
(The song happens to be "I believe in Miracles")
Juri: NO! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! TURN IT OFF!!!
Miki: Why should I? It's my favorite song ;)
Juri: PLEASE MIKI! PLEASE, OH SAVIOR!
Miki: Not this time, Miss Juri!
Juri: I'VE HAD ENOUGH! (flings herself out car door)
Nanami: Hey! She didn't have her seat-belt on!
BAM!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Miki: MISS JURI! CAN YOU HEAR ME!
Touga: JURI GOT HIT BY A SEMI! JURI GOT HIT! OH NO!
Nanami: Oh, what SHALL we do :)
Miki: ANTHY! GET THE CELL-PHONE!
Anthy: Got it! Now what?
Miki: DIAL 9-1-1!
Anthy: OK, 9-9-1! (waits)
Juri: *cough* T-Touga?
Touga: JURI! WHAT DO YOU NEED?! ANYHTING!
Nanami: Any...thing? (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Juri: You look like.... a crazed chicken.......
Touga: OH JURI!
Miki: Don't worry, Juri! Anthy's calling 9-1-1!
Juri: Mumble muff.....
Miki: What?!
Juri: N....not.... Anthy.....
Utena: Oh, Juri! Don't be so silly! You can TOTALLY rely on Anthy!
Anthy: Oh! So THAT was the number! 9-9-9! (waits)
Kazue: WAAAAAAH! Snif sniff..... (I'm out of tears...) Hey, where'd everbody go?
Anthy: Hmm.... 9-1-9 (waits)
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MIKI LEFT ME! (runs out into street towards Miki)
BAM!
Miki: Hang on, Juri! Help is on the way!
Anthy: Is it 1-1-9?
Utena: Uh, Miki? I think your honeybun doesn't know the number....
Touga: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1!
Anthy: OoOh! 9-0-1!
Utena: No, Anthy! 9-ONE-1!!!
Anthy: OoOh! 9-1-1! ..... Yes, I'd like to order a small pepperoni pizza, with -- oh, wrong number? Thank you.
Anthy: UTENA! THAT WAS THE ABUNDANCE! NOT THE PIZZA PARLOR!
Utena: You idiot!
Miki: It's too late for that now! Hmm.... (analyzes Juri) She's got a few broken ribs and a broken leg.... here, put her up in the front seat and wrap my beach towel around her! Yeah, like that, and prop her foot up on the console! THERE you go!
Anthy: I'm so sorry Sir Miki!
Miki: It's alright. Get in the back with everyone else, OK?
Anthy: Alright. Miss Utena! Wait for me!
2 HOURS LATER
Juri: Huh... wha? Oh! Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
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Oh dear, poor Juri! R&R! (I have NOTHING against Juri! Really!)
A/N: The Utena characters go on a road trip......and Juri gets Typhiod Fever from being hit by a car? Oops, I gave away the next chapter. Well, R&R!
--------------------------------------- Anthy: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No.
Saionji: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No
Nanami: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: No
Kazue: ARE WE THERE YET?
Miki: SHUT UP!
Kazue: MIKI DOESN'T LIKE ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Utena: Hey, it's cramped back here, so you don't have to yell!
(OK, here's the layout: We're in Akio's Saturn with Miki as the driver, Anthy in the passenger seat, and in the back are [in order from left to right] Juri, Touga, Nanami, Saionji, Utena, and Kazue. Chu Chuu's is stuffed in the glove compartment)
Anthy: Say, Sir Miki, where are we going?
Miki: Gee whillickers, I don't know! Where are we going, Utena?
Utena: CRAZY!!!
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Miki: Uh oh! Corners!
Juri: Yay! Corners!
SQUISH!
(It just so happend that the corner was on Kazue's side, so they all fell on Juri. Just a little science for you ;p)
Juri: dying! can't..... breathe!
Touga: JURI CAN'T BREATHE! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Juri: you could.... get off.... my..... face....
Touga: WHAT JURI?
Juri: you landed..... on my face....
Saionji: Uh, Touga, let me define "babysitting" for you....
Touga: OK, shoot.
Saionji: Well, it just so happens you're "sitting" on your "baby"......
Touga: Oh, Juri! I'm so sorry! (moves over)
Juri: (gasp)
Nanami: TOUGA AND JURI ARE GOING OUT?! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: No, Nanami, it's not like....
Nanami: DIE! (whacks Saionji, which knocks everyone onto Kazue)
Kazue: GET OFF! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MOPING?! (Punches Utena who falls creating the domino effect back onto Juri)
Juri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! TOUGA'S BREAKING MY BACK!
Miki: QUIET BACK THERE! I'm TRYING to DRIVE!
Touga: For the LAST time, we are NOT going out!
Nanami: Oh, dearest big brother, I'm so sorry for doubting thee!
Touga: Never mind, Nanami.
(Everyone else is screaming)
Miki: Uh, so, Anthy? About that date?
Utena: NO!
Miki: QUIET OUT BACK! I'll turn on some tunes.
(The song happens to be "I believe in Miracles")
Juri: NO! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! TURN IT OFF!!!
Miki: Why should I? It's my favorite song ;)
Juri: PLEASE MIKI! PLEASE, OH SAVIOR!
Miki: Not this time, Miss Juri!
Juri: I'VE HAD ENOUGH! (flings herself out car door)
Nanami: Hey! She didn't have her seat-belt on!
BAM!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Miki: MISS JURI! CAN YOU HEAR ME!
Touga: JURI GOT HIT BY A SEMI! JURI GOT HIT! OH NO!
Nanami: Oh, what SHALL we do :)
Miki: ANTHY! GET THE CELL-PHONE!
Anthy: Got it! Now what?
Miki: DIAL 9-1-1!
Anthy: OK, 9-9-1! (waits)
Juri: *cough* T-Touga?
Touga: JURI! WHAT DO YOU NEED?! ANYHTING!
Nanami: Any...thing? (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Juri: You look like.... a crazed chicken.......
Touga: OH JURI!
Miki: Don't worry, Juri! Anthy's calling 9-1-1!
Juri: Mumble muff.....
Miki: What?!
Juri: N....not.... Anthy.....
Utena: Oh, Juri! Don't be so silly! You can TOTALLY rely on Anthy!
Anthy: Oh! So THAT was the number! 9-9-9! (waits)
Kazue: WAAAAAAH! Snif sniff..... (I'm out of tears...) Hey, where'd everbody go?
Anthy: Hmm.... 9-1-9 (waits)
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MIKI LEFT ME! (runs out into street towards Miki)
BAM!
Miki: Hang on, Juri! Help is on the way!
Anthy: Is it 1-1-9?
Utena: Uh, Miki? I think your honeybun doesn't know the number....
Touga: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1!
Anthy: OoOh! 9-0-1!
Utena: No, Anthy! 9-ONE-1!!!
Anthy: OoOh! 9-1-1! ..... Yes, I'd like to order a small pepperoni pizza, with -- oh, wrong number? Thank you.
Anthy: UTENA! THAT WAS THE ABUNDANCE! NOT THE PIZZA PARLOR!
Utena: You idiot!
Miki: It's too late for that now! Hmm.... (analyzes Juri) She's got a few broken ribs and a broken leg.... here, put her up in the front seat and wrap my beach towel around her! Yeah, like that, and prop her foot up on the console! THERE you go!
Anthy: I'm so sorry Sir Miki!
Miki: It's alright. Get in the back with everyone else, OK?
Anthy: Alright. Miss Utena! Wait for me!
2 HOURS LATER
Juri: Huh... wha? Oh! Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
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Oh dear, poor Juri! R&R! (I have NOTHING against Juri! Really!)
