This Happens Once in a While... An Utena Story

A/N: Hey ya ^-^ Mokona here! This fanfic is a blast to write, so expect around 20 chapters of more for this little series! Poor Juri :( Having to go through all that pain of being hit by a semi and all... Well, the whole Utena gang (I made Nanami go just for fun ;D) is visiting her in the hospital because...... why was it again? Oh yeah! She got Typhoid Fever! (Although it doesn't make much sense to me, but hey, what do I know?) Juri fans, no flames! Make sure you R&R!

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Utena: I feel sorry for Juri, don't you Anthy?

Anthy: I feel sorry for Miss Juri, don't you, Sir Miki?

Miki: I feel sorry for Juri, too. She's always getting hurt!

Touga: JURI'S SICK JURI'S SICK!

Saionji: Yes, Touga. We know. If you keep that up, they'll NEVER let us go into her room.

Nanami: O dearest of dear brothers, come sit down by your unworthy sister!

Touga: What?!

Nanami: Come sit over here, Touga.

Touga: Ok.

Miki: Anthy, you've memorized the emergency phone number, right?

Anthy: Why yes, Sir Miki! I have! 9-1-1!

Miki: Alright, so when I say dial 9-1-1, who are you calling?

Anthy: The abundance.

Utena: No Anthy, the Ambulance.

Anthy: OoOoOoh! Ambulance!

Nurse: You may see her now.

Miki: Hey, that's us! Come on.

(the group enters Juri's room, where she is laying in bed)

Nurse: Ah-Ah! Two at a time!

(Everyone but Miki and Anthy leave)

Touga: I DON'T GET TO SEE JURI! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Utena: Shh! You and I can go next.

Nanami: Oh but dear brother! I want to go with YOU!

Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MIKI DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!

Utena: I SAID SHUT UP!

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Anthy: Hello Miss Juri! Are you feeling any better?

Juri: *Cough* yeah, a little bit...

Miki: Gosh, Juri! I'm really sorry about that.

Juri: What? *cough* You saved my life! I am eternally *cough cough* grateful!

Miki: No, stupid! If I turned off the music, you wouldn't have jumped out!

Anthy: That's really funny, because you don't believe in miracles, but one happened to you! :)

Juri: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! COUGH COUGH HACK! (starts a coughing fit)

Nurse: Alright, lady! You two git outta here and send the next two in!

(Miki&Anthy leave, Touga and Utena come in)

Nanami: He LEFT me out here! (glares at Saionji)

Saionji: Ulp...

Nanami: DIE!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Touga: JURI! ARE YOU OK?!?!?!?!?!

Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK! *small cough* Uh, yeah. I'm over it.

Utena: What did they do to you?!

Juri: They were talking about *cough* miracles, and I yelled at them and *COUGH COUGH*

Utena: OK! I get it!

Touga: Poor Juri! Poor Juri! Poor, poor POOR Juri! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Juri: Shut up, Touga.

Utena: How on Earth did you get Typhoid Fever from someone's tires?

Juri: How did I, Author?

Mokona: Well, uh, cause I typed it up on the computer and pushed the ENTER button?

Touga: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!!

Mokona: Hey, I'll do it to you, too!

Touga: I'd like to see you try!

BAM!

Nurse: Yo, lady! Jus' who do ya think you are, driving buses in the hoSPITal? (spits on floor)

Mokona: Why the who are you a nurse anyways?

Nurse: I git a paycheck. That's all I need.

Mokona: HUMPH! Lessee, NURSE GETS HIT WITH A BUS. Enter!

BAM!

Utena: (cowwering in fear)

Mokona: Heh heh.... It's about time you and Touga leave...

(Utena helps Touga out the door)

Mokona: NEXT!

(Nanami and Saionji enter the room)

Nanami: DIE!

Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Nanami misses and whacks Juri instead)

Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK!

Mokona: Well, that's not very nice! NANAMI FALLS INTO A FIREY PIT.

(It happens)

Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU! YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Mokona: How DARE you! NANAMI IS INSTANLTY BURNT TO A CRISP!

Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (burns to a crisp)

Saionji: Whew! Thanks, Mokona-sama!

Mokona: Hey, no big! It was nuthin'!

Juri: COUGH COUGH! Huff huff... Yeah, thanks!

Saionji: So, uh, Juri? Whuzzup?

Juri: I was just slugged by Nanami but I'm doin' good! The doctors say I should be out in a week!

Saionji: That's excellent! :)

Mokona: I'll leave you two alone... ;)

Saionji: HEY! I JUST SAID THAT WAS GREAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HER!

Mokona: Hey, hey, you wanna get hit, too? I was just joshing with you! Honestly!

Saionji: Yeah, whatever. See ya, Juri!

Juri: BYE GUYS!

Mokona: What about Kazue?

Juri: I REALLY don't want to see her.

Mokona: OK, take care!

Juri: BYE EVERYONE!

Everyone: BYE!

...............

Juri: Glad that's over with...

Nanami: FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!

Juri: o_O

Nanami: This.... it was ALL YOUR FAULT! (whacks Juri)

Miki: NANAMI! GET AWAY FROM HER! \

Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!

Miki: Oh, that's nice, BYE!

Juri: Oh wait, Miki! Wait for meeeeeee!!!

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Heh heh.... poor Juri. Well R&R! New chapter up soon!