This Happens Once in a While... An Utena Story
A/N: Hey ya ^-^ Mokona here! This fanfic is a blast to write, so expect around 20 chapters of more for this little series! Poor Juri :( Having to go through all that pain of being hit by a semi and all... Well, the whole Utena gang (I made Nanami go just for fun ;D) is visiting her in the hospital because...... why was it again? Oh yeah! She got Typhoid Fever! (Although it doesn't make much sense to me, but hey, what do I know?) Juri fans, no flames! Make sure you R&R!
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Utena: I feel sorry for Juri, don't you Anthy?
Anthy: I feel sorry for Miss Juri, don't you, Sir Miki?
Miki: I feel sorry for Juri, too. She's always getting hurt!
Touga: JURI'S SICK JURI'S SICK!
Saionji: Yes, Touga. We know. If you keep that up, they'll NEVER let us go into her room.
Nanami: O dearest of dear brothers, come sit down by your unworthy sister!
Touga: What?!
Nanami: Come sit over here, Touga.
Touga: Ok.
Miki: Anthy, you've memorized the emergency phone number, right?
Anthy: Why yes, Sir Miki! I have! 9-1-1!
Miki: Alright, so when I say dial 9-1-1, who are you calling?
Anthy: The abundance.
Utena: No Anthy, the Ambulance.
Anthy: OoOoOoh! Ambulance!
Nurse: You may see her now.
Miki: Hey, that's us! Come on.
(the group enters Juri's room, where she is laying in bed)
Nurse: Ah-Ah! Two at a time!
(Everyone but Miki and Anthy leave)
Touga: I DON'T GET TO SEE JURI! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Utena: Shh! You and I can go next.
Nanami: Oh but dear brother! I want to go with YOU!
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MIKI DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!
Utena: I SAID SHUT UP!
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Anthy: Hello Miss Juri! Are you feeling any better?
Juri: *Cough* yeah, a little bit...
Miki: Gosh, Juri! I'm really sorry about that.
Juri: What? *cough* You saved my life! I am eternally *cough cough* grateful!
Miki: No, stupid! If I turned off the music, you wouldn't have jumped out!
Anthy: That's really funny, because you don't believe in miracles, but one happened to you! :)
Juri: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! COUGH COUGH HACK! (starts a coughing fit)
Nurse: Alright, lady! You two git outta here and send the next two in!
(Miki&Anthy leave, Touga and Utena come in)
Nanami: He LEFT me out here! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: Ulp...
Nanami: DIE!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Touga: JURI! ARE YOU OK?!?!?!?!?!
Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK! *small cough* Uh, yeah. I'm over it.
Utena: What did they do to you?!
Juri: They were talking about *cough* miracles, and I yelled at them and *COUGH COUGH*
Utena: OK! I get it!
Touga: Poor Juri! Poor Juri! Poor, poor POOR Juri! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Juri: Shut up, Touga.
Utena: How on Earth did you get Typhoid Fever from someone's tires?
Juri: How did I, Author?
Mokona: Well, uh, cause I typed it up on the computer and pushed the ENTER button?
Touga: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!!
Mokona: Hey, I'll do it to you, too!
Touga: I'd like to see you try!
BAM!
Nurse: Yo, lady! Jus' who do ya think you are, driving buses in the hoSPITal? (spits on floor)
Mokona: Why the who are you a nurse anyways?
Nurse: I git a paycheck. That's all I need.
Mokona: HUMPH! Lessee, NURSE GETS HIT WITH A BUS. Enter!
BAM!
Utena: (cowwering in fear)
Mokona: Heh heh.... It's about time you and Touga leave...
(Utena helps Touga out the door)
Mokona: NEXT!
(Nanami and Saionji enter the room)
Nanami: DIE!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Nanami misses and whacks Juri instead)
Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK!
Mokona: Well, that's not very nice! NANAMI FALLS INTO A FIREY PIT.
(It happens)
Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU! YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Mokona: How DARE you! NANAMI IS INSTANLTY BURNT TO A CRISP!
Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (burns to a crisp)
Saionji: Whew! Thanks, Mokona-sama!
Mokona: Hey, no big! It was nuthin'!
Juri: COUGH COUGH! Huff huff... Yeah, thanks!
Saionji: So, uh, Juri? Whuzzup?
Juri: I was just slugged by Nanami but I'm doin' good! The doctors say I should be out in a week!
Saionji: That's excellent! :)
Mokona: I'll leave you two alone... ;)
Saionji: HEY! I JUST SAID THAT WAS GREAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HER!
Mokona: Hey, hey, you wanna get hit, too? I was just joshing with you! Honestly!
Saionji: Yeah, whatever. See ya, Juri!
Juri: BYE GUYS!
Mokona: What about Kazue?
Juri: I REALLY don't want to see her.
Mokona: OK, take care!
Juri: BYE EVERYONE!
Everyone: BYE!
...............
Juri: Glad that's over with...
Nanami: FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!
Juri: o_O
Nanami: This.... it was ALL YOUR FAULT! (whacks Juri)
Miki: NANAMI! GET AWAY FROM HER! \
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
Miki: Oh, that's nice, BYE!
Juri: Oh wait, Miki! Wait for meeeeeee!!!
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Heh heh.... poor Juri. Well R&R! New chapter up soon!
A/N: Hey ya ^-^ Mokona here! This fanfic is a blast to write, so expect around 20 chapters of more for this little series! Poor Juri :( Having to go through all that pain of being hit by a semi and all... Well, the whole Utena gang (I made Nanami go just for fun ;D) is visiting her in the hospital because...... why was it again? Oh yeah! She got Typhoid Fever! (Although it doesn't make much sense to me, but hey, what do I know?) Juri fans, no flames! Make sure you R&R!
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Utena: I feel sorry for Juri, don't you Anthy?
Anthy: I feel sorry for Miss Juri, don't you, Sir Miki?
Miki: I feel sorry for Juri, too. She's always getting hurt!
Touga: JURI'S SICK JURI'S SICK!
Saionji: Yes, Touga. We know. If you keep that up, they'll NEVER let us go into her room.
Nanami: O dearest of dear brothers, come sit down by your unworthy sister!
Touga: What?!
Nanami: Come sit over here, Touga.
Touga: Ok.
Miki: Anthy, you've memorized the emergency phone number, right?
Anthy: Why yes, Sir Miki! I have! 9-1-1!
Miki: Alright, so when I say dial 9-1-1, who are you calling?
Anthy: The abundance.
Utena: No Anthy, the Ambulance.
Anthy: OoOoOoh! Ambulance!
Nurse: You may see her now.
Miki: Hey, that's us! Come on.
(the group enters Juri's room, where she is laying in bed)
Nurse: Ah-Ah! Two at a time!
(Everyone but Miki and Anthy leave)
Touga: I DON'T GET TO SEE JURI! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Utena: Shh! You and I can go next.
Nanami: Oh but dear brother! I want to go with YOU!
Kazue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MIKI DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!
Utena: I SAID SHUT UP!
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Anthy: Hello Miss Juri! Are you feeling any better?
Juri: *Cough* yeah, a little bit...
Miki: Gosh, Juri! I'm really sorry about that.
Juri: What? *cough* You saved my life! I am eternally *cough cough* grateful!
Miki: No, stupid! If I turned off the music, you wouldn't have jumped out!
Anthy: That's really funny, because you don't believe in miracles, but one happened to you! :)
Juri: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! COUGH COUGH HACK! (starts a coughing fit)
Nurse: Alright, lady! You two git outta here and send the next two in!
(Miki&Anthy leave, Touga and Utena come in)
Nanami: He LEFT me out here! (glares at Saionji)
Saionji: Ulp...
Nanami: DIE!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Touga: JURI! ARE YOU OK?!?!?!?!?!
Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK! *small cough* Uh, yeah. I'm over it.
Utena: What did they do to you?!
Juri: They were talking about *cough* miracles, and I yelled at them and *COUGH COUGH*
Utena: OK! I get it!
Touga: Poor Juri! Poor Juri! Poor, poor POOR Juri! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Juri: Shut up, Touga.
Utena: How on Earth did you get Typhoid Fever from someone's tires?
Juri: How did I, Author?
Mokona: Well, uh, cause I typed it up on the computer and pushed the ENTER button?
Touga: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!!
Mokona: Hey, I'll do it to you, too!
Touga: I'd like to see you try!
BAM!
Nurse: Yo, lady! Jus' who do ya think you are, driving buses in the hoSPITal? (spits on floor)
Mokona: Why the who are you a nurse anyways?
Nurse: I git a paycheck. That's all I need.
Mokona: HUMPH! Lessee, NURSE GETS HIT WITH A BUS. Enter!
BAM!
Utena: (cowwering in fear)
Mokona: Heh heh.... It's about time you and Touga leave...
(Utena helps Touga out the door)
Mokona: NEXT!
(Nanami and Saionji enter the room)
Nanami: DIE!
Saionji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Nanami misses and whacks Juri instead)
Juri: COUGH HAAAAACK!
Mokona: Well, that's not very nice! NANAMI FALLS INTO A FIREY PIT.
(It happens)
Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU! YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Mokona: How DARE you! NANAMI IS INSTANLTY BURNT TO A CRISP!
Nanami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (burns to a crisp)
Saionji: Whew! Thanks, Mokona-sama!
Mokona: Hey, no big! It was nuthin'!
Juri: COUGH COUGH! Huff huff... Yeah, thanks!
Saionji: So, uh, Juri? Whuzzup?
Juri: I was just slugged by Nanami but I'm doin' good! The doctors say I should be out in a week!
Saionji: That's excellent! :)
Mokona: I'll leave you two alone... ;)
Saionji: HEY! I JUST SAID THAT WAS GREAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HER!
Mokona: Hey, hey, you wanna get hit, too? I was just joshing with you! Honestly!
Saionji: Yeah, whatever. See ya, Juri!
Juri: BYE GUYS!
Mokona: What about Kazue?
Juri: I REALLY don't want to see her.
Mokona: OK, take care!
Juri: BYE EVERYONE!
Everyone: BYE!
...............
Juri: Glad that's over with...
Nanami: FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!
Juri: o_O
Nanami: This.... it was ALL YOUR FAULT! (whacks Juri)
Miki: NANAMI! GET AWAY FROM HER! \
Juri: Oh Miki! You saved my life! I am eternally grateful!
Miki: Oh, that's nice, BYE!
Juri: Oh wait, Miki! Wait for meeeeeee!!!
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Heh heh.... poor Juri. Well R&R! New chapter up soon!
