This Happens Once in a While... An Utena Story
A/N: Oh, poor Miki. What? Juri too? And Nanami? Gosh, all our prized possessions are missing! But who stole them? R&R! Thanx!
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Utena: Psst! Anthy!
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena?
Utena: Shh! Keep it down! Do you like pineapple?
Anthy: Why yes, I do!
Utena: Hush! Then go get Miki's stopwatch for me.
Miki: (clicks stopwatch continuously)
Anthy: But Miss Utena! Miki LOVES his stopwatch!
Utena: I'll give you a pineapple!
Anthy: You've got yourself a deal!
THAT NIGHT...
Miki: MY STOPWAAAAAAAAATCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kazue: What's wrong, Miki?
Miki: (sobbing) My stopwatch! Have you seen it?
Kazue: Oh, did you lose something AGAIN?!
Miki: (between sobs) I (sob) I had it (sob) on the table next (sob) to (sob) me! WAAAAAH!!!
Kazue: Oh, Miki. You're such a baby!
Miki: (cries hysterically) (falls on the floor and kicks his legs)
Kazue: OK, I'll help you find your stupid watch if you---
Miki: (sobbing) IT'S NOT A STUPID WATCH!
Kazue: FINE! I'll help you find your STOPWATCH if you make me a milkshake.
Miki: (eagerly) OK!
MEANWHILE.....
Utena: Good job, Anthy! Here's your pineapple!
Anthy: Thanks! (devours the fruit in one bite)
Utena: You want moooooore?
Anthy: More! More!
Utena: Then go steal Kazue's milkshake.
Anthy: But - but Miss Kazue LOVES her milkshakes!
Utena: NOW! ANTHY!
Anthy: OK! OK!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Kazue: Sorry we couldn't find your stopwatch, Miki.
Miki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kazue: But I'll help you look in the morning.
Miki: (sniff) Promise?
Kazue: Yes, I promise. Now, about that milkshake....
Miki: Oh, I set that on your nightstand.
.............
Kazue: MY MILKSHAAAAAAAKE! IT'S GOOOOOOONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Miki: MY STOP WAAAAAAATCH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Miki: (between sobs) My (sob) stopwatch is gone (sob) missing (sob) and (sob) and (sob)
Kazue: MY MILKSHAAAAAAKE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: You two are such babies. I'm going back to bed with my little egg! GOOD NIGHT!!!
SLAM!
Nanami: Ahh! I LOVE my egg! I LOVE my egg! My..... egg?
............
Nanami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MEANWHILE.....
Utena: Yes! Good work, Anthy! Here's your fruit salad, as promised.
Anthy: SNARF!
Utena: So, Anthy... ever notice how Juri's looks at that locket?
Anthy: I don't know Miss Utena, do I?
Utena: Yeeeeeeees.... you do.... I want you to get it for me.
Anthy: But Miss Utena, that is a locket! A locket is a private thing!
Utena: Oh, Anthy! You don't understand! For months now, I've been trying to become Juri's friend, and I thought that since she loved it so, I would polish it for her to get her to notice me! But no. It is private. (fake sniff) I would never look at it, you know, but I guess she'll never want to be my friend!
Anthy: But Miss Utena! I thought I was your friend!
Utena: GO GET THE STUPID LOCKET!
Anthy: Can I have an Anthy snack?
Utena: Yes, here you go. Now, off with you!
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena.
Utena: muhahahaha...Hahahahaha.... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anthy: Hee hee hee hee hee!
Utena: (insane laughter)
Anthy: Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Utena: GO GET THE LOCKET!
Anthy: Right away.
LATER.....
Miki: MY STOOOOOPWAAAAAAAAATCH!
Kazue: MY MIIIIIIILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Nanami: MY EGG! (spreads her arms in enthusiasm)
Juri: My gosh, what have we here? Three duelists, crying like babies in the middle of the night...
Nanami: OH JURI! YOU GOTTA HELP MY EGG!!!
Kazue: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
Miki: (has now become entirely insane and in holding a cookie pretending it is his stopwatch) Clickey clickey..... clickey clickey..... click click!
Juri: You idiots....... I wonder what Shiori would say....... (touches her neck) Sh-shiori....? Locket?
.......
Juri: MY LOCKET! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Kazue: Come on, Miki. We can have some peace and quiet in the cafeteria, OK?
Miki: Clickey click......
Nanami: EGG! OH EGGY EGG! I LOVED YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Juri: I'LL KILL YA! I SHALL PREVAIL!!!
MEANWHILE... again.....
Anthy: I'm getting the hang of this!
Utena: Yes. I agree. Now..... SAIONJI'S KENDO STICK!
Anthy: Ok. He doesn't care about that dumb thing anyway..
THAT MORNING....
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Juri: I'LL KILL YA! IIIII'LLL KIIIIIIIIILL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanami: Oh EGG!!!!!
Kazue: (She's lost it too) Moo...... moo.........mooo......Moomoo......
Miki: Clickey click......
Saionji: JURI! ARE YOU MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: That means WE'RE BOTH MAD!
Juri: Why are you mad?
Saionji: My kendo stick is gone. Why are YOU mad?
Juri: My Shi-- My locket!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?!
Juri: I'M MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!
Saionji: Nanami, are you mad, too?
Nanami: No.
Saionji: You aren't?
Nanami: I'M SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Saionji: Oh. Why are you sad?
Nanami: MY EGG IS GOOOOOOONE!!!
Saionji: My kendo stick's missing!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Touga: I'M MAD!
Saionji: Why are you mad, Touga?
Touga: Cause everyone else is mad!
Saionji: Oh. Well, who's not mad?
.......
T&S: UTENA!
Juri: I'll KILL Utena!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Kazue: Moo moo........ moo milkshake...... mookshake..... hee hee.....
Miki: Click..... clickey click.....
SLAM!
Utena: What's going on? I heard everyone screaming and...
Touga: You -- you're not the theif?
Utena: Theif? Is THAT it?
Saionji: Yeah! There's a theif out to get us!
Nanami: YEAH! First Miki's stopwatch, then Kazue's milkshake! Then...
Juri: ... Nanami's egg, and my locket... and now....
Saionji: MY KENDO STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: Oh big brother! I bet you'll be next! I have this gut feeling!
Touga: Utena, you'd better watch yourself. I'll keep an eye out too.
Utena: Don't worry! I'll be ready! (snicker snicker)
THAT NIGHT.....
Utena: Now go, Anthy.
Anthy: Yes, master......
Later....
Touga: BINOCULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Saionji: KENDO STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Juri: LOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Kazue: Moo.....
Miki: Click.....
ALL: UTENA!!!!!
Saionji: LET'S GO GET HER! (Raises fist)
BASH!
Saionji: Oops. Sorry, Juri.
Juri: I think you dislocated my jaw..... (goes into corner w/Kazue & Miki) Nobody likes me.... Every body hates me..... SOB SOB SOB!!! IT HUUUUURTS!
BASH BOOM BANG SMASH CRASH!
Juri: I WANT SOME OF THE ACTION TOO! (Runs in room and is immediately bashed back out) The world's going fuzzy..... again.....
Nanami: EGG!
Juri: M-my locket..?
Touga: MY BINOCULARS!
Saionji: MY KENDO STICK!
Kazue: Can it be? My.... milkshake? MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!
Miki: Clickey... clickey......
Kazue: *sweatdrop* (puts stopwatch in Miki's hand)
Miki: Click....CLICK?! MY STOPWATCH!!!!!!!!!
All: YEAH!!!
Utena: Well, there goes my supreme world order....
Anthy: Do I still get my pineapple?
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Bad Utena! Bad, bad, BAD! Well, R&R! I wonder what it would be like in Utena's world order.... sounds kind of fun :)
A/N: Oh, poor Miki. What? Juri too? And Nanami? Gosh, all our prized possessions are missing! But who stole them? R&R! Thanx!
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Utena: Psst! Anthy!
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena?
Utena: Shh! Keep it down! Do you like pineapple?
Anthy: Why yes, I do!
Utena: Hush! Then go get Miki's stopwatch for me.
Miki: (clicks stopwatch continuously)
Anthy: But Miss Utena! Miki LOVES his stopwatch!
Utena: I'll give you a pineapple!
Anthy: You've got yourself a deal!
THAT NIGHT...
Miki: MY STOPWAAAAAAAAATCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kazue: What's wrong, Miki?
Miki: (sobbing) My stopwatch! Have you seen it?
Kazue: Oh, did you lose something AGAIN?!
Miki: (between sobs) I (sob) I had it (sob) on the table next (sob) to (sob) me! WAAAAAH!!!
Kazue: Oh, Miki. You're such a baby!
Miki: (cries hysterically) (falls on the floor and kicks his legs)
Kazue: OK, I'll help you find your stupid watch if you---
Miki: (sobbing) IT'S NOT A STUPID WATCH!
Kazue: FINE! I'll help you find your STOPWATCH if you make me a milkshake.
Miki: (eagerly) OK!
MEANWHILE.....
Utena: Good job, Anthy! Here's your pineapple!
Anthy: Thanks! (devours the fruit in one bite)
Utena: You want moooooore?
Anthy: More! More!
Utena: Then go steal Kazue's milkshake.
Anthy: But - but Miss Kazue LOVES her milkshakes!
Utena: NOW! ANTHY!
Anthy: OK! OK!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Kazue: Sorry we couldn't find your stopwatch, Miki.
Miki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kazue: But I'll help you look in the morning.
Miki: (sniff) Promise?
Kazue: Yes, I promise. Now, about that milkshake....
Miki: Oh, I set that on your nightstand.
.............
Kazue: MY MILKSHAAAAAAAKE! IT'S GOOOOOOONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Miki: MY STOP WAAAAAAATCH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Miki: (between sobs) My (sob) stopwatch is gone (sob) missing (sob) and (sob) and (sob)
Kazue: MY MILKSHAAAAAAKE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: You two are such babies. I'm going back to bed with my little egg! GOOD NIGHT!!!
SLAM!
Nanami: Ahh! I LOVE my egg! I LOVE my egg! My..... egg?
............
Nanami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MEANWHILE.....
Utena: Yes! Good work, Anthy! Here's your fruit salad, as promised.
Anthy: SNARF!
Utena: So, Anthy... ever notice how Juri's looks at that locket?
Anthy: I don't know Miss Utena, do I?
Utena: Yeeeeeeees.... you do.... I want you to get it for me.
Anthy: But Miss Utena, that is a locket! A locket is a private thing!
Utena: Oh, Anthy! You don't understand! For months now, I've been trying to become Juri's friend, and I thought that since she loved it so, I would polish it for her to get her to notice me! But no. It is private. (fake sniff) I would never look at it, you know, but I guess she'll never want to be my friend!
Anthy: But Miss Utena! I thought I was your friend!
Utena: GO GET THE STUPID LOCKET!
Anthy: Can I have an Anthy snack?
Utena: Yes, here you go. Now, off with you!
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena.
Utena: muhahahaha...Hahahahaha.... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anthy: Hee hee hee hee hee!
Utena: (insane laughter)
Anthy: Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Utena: GO GET THE LOCKET!
Anthy: Right away.
LATER.....
Miki: MY STOOOOOPWAAAAAAAAATCH!
Kazue: MY MIIIIIIILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Nanami: MY EGG! (spreads her arms in enthusiasm)
Juri: My gosh, what have we here? Three duelists, crying like babies in the middle of the night...
Nanami: OH JURI! YOU GOTTA HELP MY EGG!!!
Kazue: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
Miki: (has now become entirely insane and in holding a cookie pretending it is his stopwatch) Clickey clickey..... clickey clickey..... click click!
Juri: You idiots....... I wonder what Shiori would say....... (touches her neck) Sh-shiori....? Locket?
.......
Juri: MY LOCKET! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Kazue: Come on, Miki. We can have some peace and quiet in the cafeteria, OK?
Miki: Clickey click......
Nanami: EGG! OH EGGY EGG! I LOVED YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Juri: I'LL KILL YA! I SHALL PREVAIL!!!
MEANWHILE... again.....
Anthy: I'm getting the hang of this!
Utena: Yes. I agree. Now..... SAIONJI'S KENDO STICK!
Anthy: Ok. He doesn't care about that dumb thing anyway..
THAT MORNING....
Saionji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Juri: I'LL KILL YA! IIIII'LLL KIIIIIIIIILL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanami: Oh EGG!!!!!
Kazue: (She's lost it too) Moo...... moo.........mooo......Moomoo......
Miki: Clickey click......
Saionji: JURI! ARE YOU MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: That means WE'RE BOTH MAD!
Juri: Why are you mad?
Saionji: My kendo stick is gone. Why are YOU mad?
Juri: My Shi-- My locket!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?
Juri: I'M MAD!
Saionji: WHO'S MAD?!
Juri: I'M MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!
Saionji: Nanami, are you mad, too?
Nanami: No.
Saionji: You aren't?
Nanami: I'M SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Saionji: Oh. Why are you sad?
Nanami: MY EGG IS GOOOOOOONE!!!
Saionji: My kendo stick's missing!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Touga: I'M MAD!
Saionji: Why are you mad, Touga?
Touga: Cause everyone else is mad!
Saionji: Oh. Well, who's not mad?
.......
T&S: UTENA!
Juri: I'll KILL Utena!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Kazue: Moo moo........ moo milkshake...... mookshake..... hee hee.....
Miki: Click..... clickey click.....
SLAM!
Utena: What's going on? I heard everyone screaming and...
Touga: You -- you're not the theif?
Utena: Theif? Is THAT it?
Saionji: Yeah! There's a theif out to get us!
Nanami: YEAH! First Miki's stopwatch, then Kazue's milkshake! Then...
Juri: ... Nanami's egg, and my locket... and now....
Saionji: MY KENDO STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nanami: Oh big brother! I bet you'll be next! I have this gut feeling!
Touga: Utena, you'd better watch yourself. I'll keep an eye out too.
Utena: Don't worry! I'll be ready! (snicker snicker)
THAT NIGHT.....
Utena: Now go, Anthy.
Anthy: Yes, master......
Later....
Touga: BINOCULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Saionji: KENDO STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Juri: LOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Nanami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!!!
Kazue: Moo.....
Miki: Click.....
ALL: UTENA!!!!!
Saionji: LET'S GO GET HER! (Raises fist)
BASH!
Saionji: Oops. Sorry, Juri.
Juri: I think you dislocated my jaw..... (goes into corner w/Kazue & Miki) Nobody likes me.... Every body hates me..... SOB SOB SOB!!! IT HUUUUURTS!
BASH BOOM BANG SMASH CRASH!
Juri: I WANT SOME OF THE ACTION TOO! (Runs in room and is immediately bashed back out) The world's going fuzzy..... again.....
Nanami: EGG!
Juri: M-my locket..?
Touga: MY BINOCULARS!
Saionji: MY KENDO STICK!
Kazue: Can it be? My.... milkshake? MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!
Miki: Clickey... clickey......
Kazue: *sweatdrop* (puts stopwatch in Miki's hand)
Miki: Click....CLICK?! MY STOPWATCH!!!!!!!!!
All: YEAH!!!
Utena: Well, there goes my supreme world order....
Anthy: Do I still get my pineapple?
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Bad Utena! Bad, bad, BAD! Well, R&R! I wonder what it would be like in Utena's world order.... sounds kind of fun :)
