A/N: Well I have a few apologies to dish out, so this might take some time.
First of all, to the person who said that I shouldn't make comments like
"breasts are bigger than the brain" or something, thanks point taken. For
anyone who found that way too somber and stuff, really sorry, I'll try to
make things happy, just to see did you people like the Crabbe and Goyle
posh talk? Okay enough of the babbling.on with the happy
chapter..lalalalala..elmo's song!
Chapter 17: Just a Pointless Weird Chapter
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie World, life in plastic, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair.." Kim sang, twirling her hand with her finger and shaking her hips in a very humorous fashion, before slapping her hand over her mouth causing a few strands of hair to be pulled out.
"Do stop singing that superficial song old fruit, it does get a tad tiring on the nerves."
Crabbe reprimanded as he glided over, doing an impressive impersonation of Professor Binns.
"Say what?" Goyle followed, and the way he was walking was rather queer, but nobody dared comment.
"Say? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SAYING THE WORD SAY?!" Susan Appleby, a timid Hufflepuff was standing on the table, shouting out the Macarena, before switching to another unknown song.
"I SAID! YEAH BABY YEAH BABY SHAKE IT AROUND, CUZ I HAVE A LITTLE MONEY WHICH IS YET TO BE FOUND. YOU CAN MAKE ME HAPPY BOY, YOU'RE LIKE MY FAVOURITE TOY, I'LL PLAY WITH YOU TILL THE MORNIN.." Susan screeched, shaking her ass like it was on fire, and also taking off her costume, piece by piece.
"SEE NO EVIL!" A Slytherin whimpered, cowering in a corner.
"EVIL? WHERE?! "Sirius shivered, ducking behind Becky, and then grabbing onto the corner of her shirt and bursting into tears.
"There was this evil fuzz monster, which." Sirius gulped, "made dust..booo hoooo hooo.." He sniffled, cuddling closer to Becky.
Becky giggled and pulled Sirius towards her saying, "awww.so sweet." Very un Beckyish, who if she were in her normal state, pushed Sirius away.
"WELL JUST A PUT A FOOT IN AND YOU TAKE A FOOT OUT AND YOU STICK IN EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T REMEMBE THE WORDS!" Susan continued to holler, she had gotten hold of some liquor after screaming at Sirius for some. Sirius, after dissolving into tears handed it over with shivering fingers.
Susan had passed the alcohol which was charmed to never end around, and almost everyone was almost "piss ass" drunk, except for Crabbe and Goyle who said that they only drank "dry martinis with a pinch a salt." Oh and Sirius too, who with a quivering voice said that his mother had told him drinking was a "no-no".
The only sane people had left the hall, afraid that whatever their friends had was contagious. The only people left were Crabbe, Goyle, Sinistra, Audrey and Susan Appleby, Sirius, Kim, Becky and a few Ravenclaws, all of which were hilariously drunk. Oh yes, there was Peter but he was rendered unconscious by a simple charm, courtesy of Susan who had flared up when Peter had called her a slut.
"Who wants to play truth or dare?" Kim giggled, before throwing an arm around Sirius and giving him a huge kiss on the lips.
"EEEEEK! GIRLSIES HAVE THE COOTIES!" Squealed Sirius as he leapt a foot in the air, and then collapsed onto Kim's shoulder, crying about how the Easter bunny had given him a pink egg once, and how he got teased about it.
"Let's play, hic, I've never!" Becky argued, taking a swig of liquor.
Now, if you were wondering where the teachers were, they had gone off to Hogsmead because there were rumors of an attack at the Three Broomsticks, and they had been alerted. This was before the whole Reversal Potion had kicked in, and the teachers had wanted to end the ball, but Dumbledore had said that there was no need for the ball to be cut short, it was only a rumor anyway. Little did Dumbledore know that this would actually materialize, but even if he knew it would materialize, he probably would have a twinkle in his eye, and then leave the students, knowing that they would not get into too much trouble.
"EEEEEH! YAY! I LOVE I NEVER!" Kim squeaked, and everyone, all drunk of course, except for Crabbe and Goyle, got into a circle. Crabbe and Goyle had decided to participate, as they had decided that "a little frivolity wouldn't' have too much of a disastrous effect, what say you chap?"
So, the group of them sat in a circle, and Kim started, saying, "I've never called anyone a mudblood."
Immediately, Crabbe and Goyle took a swig of wine. Surprising, Sinistra didn't' budge, and she, yes her name was Sarah Sinistra, smiled, saying that she never had said it. Crabbe and Goyle nodded, and the game went on.
"I've never seen Becky in her underwear!" Sirius called out, and Kim took a swig of wine, amidst many cat calls and eyebrow raises. "We share the same toilet for fuck's sake, no need to have a cow over it."
"I'VE NEVER HAD A COW!" Sirius wailed, and immediately Audrey and Susan took a few swigs of wine, saying that they "bloody grew up on a stinking farm".
"I've never fucked a malfoy!" Susan giggled, and Crabbe and Goyle cringed as a sweet pureblood Ravenclaw took a drink, and she had the decency to blush when Sirius cat called.
"I've never been in Slytherin!" The Ravenclaw hiccupped, and the Slytherins all groaned as they drank wine. For some strange reason, Crabbe couldn't take his mouth away from the bottle, and very soon he was drunk, very drunk. Goyle decided to "take a whack at it" and also drank a lot, and both boys became as drunk as Susan and Audrey were.
"I've never fallen in love!" Contributed Goyle, and everyone except the Slytherins drank.
At that point, Kim decided to go get some punch, as she was sick of alcohol. She staggered to the punch bowl and drank straight from the bowl. Suddenly, she felt completely normal, and looked around her.
"What happened to everyone?" She asked Becky, and was stunned when Becky collapsed on her giggling, "They went to LALALAND!"
"BECKY! ARE YOU DRUNK?" She asked, and then added, "Don't answer that" when she smelt Becky's breath.
"Shhh.mommy will hear!" Tittered Becky before putting her face in the punch ball in a dead faint. The antidote also helped a person become "un- drunk" but only if they had consumed a small amount of alcohol. Kim had never really been one for drinking, so she managed to recover, but Becky could drink till the cows which Sirius never had came home so she was still a tad tipsy, but back to her relatively sensible self.
"What the hell?" She asked Kim, when she saw Audrey and Susan trying to seduce Crabbe and Goyle.
"That sums everything up most eloquently." Kim commented, and then they decided to leave, not before dragging Sirius into the punch and when he became his self again, they all left the party, and Sirius explained what he thought had happened. They left everyone there, including Peter, as they went to the Infirmary, as Kim felt very sore.
"I think Peter made a mistake and put the personality reversal or something like that potion into the punch. Then I think James wanted to reverse it, but got knocked unconscious, but I did see him leave with Lily, but I'm not even sure what happened, everything became so blurry after the punch. I remember bumping into Becky then after that I don't remember a single thing, how strange? Maybe James didn't' come down." Sirius pondered, and Kim and Becky just groaned, their hangovers suddenly kicking in. You see, the potion just whizzed by the getting drunk part but still left you in the "hangover" phase.
"Where are the teachers?" Becky yawned, and Sirius and Kim shrugged their shoulders, not really caring.
"Where's Lily?" Kim asked, and Sirius said, "I think she probably left with this guy. I thought it might have been James, but I don't think so anymore, well maybe she did?"
"Forget it Sirius. Lily would never leave with James." Becky scoffed, and then Becky proceeded to tell Sirius what James had done to Lily. Becky injected many swear words, as after all, she still was rather high.
"WHAT?! JAMES WAS THE LETTER WRITER! HE PLAYED WITH LILY?" Sirius roared, and then he grabbed his head, "OWWW! I CAN'T THINK! I CAN'T THINK! HANGOVER!"
"Tell me about it." Kim groaned, and they hurried to the Infirmary.
Chapter 17: Just a Pointless Weird Chapter
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie World, life in plastic, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair.." Kim sang, twirling her hand with her finger and shaking her hips in a very humorous fashion, before slapping her hand over her mouth causing a few strands of hair to be pulled out.
"Do stop singing that superficial song old fruit, it does get a tad tiring on the nerves."
Crabbe reprimanded as he glided over, doing an impressive impersonation of Professor Binns.
"Say what?" Goyle followed, and the way he was walking was rather queer, but nobody dared comment.
"Say? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SAYING THE WORD SAY?!" Susan Appleby, a timid Hufflepuff was standing on the table, shouting out the Macarena, before switching to another unknown song.
"I SAID! YEAH BABY YEAH BABY SHAKE IT AROUND, CUZ I HAVE A LITTLE MONEY WHICH IS YET TO BE FOUND. YOU CAN MAKE ME HAPPY BOY, YOU'RE LIKE MY FAVOURITE TOY, I'LL PLAY WITH YOU TILL THE MORNIN.." Susan screeched, shaking her ass like it was on fire, and also taking off her costume, piece by piece.
"SEE NO EVIL!" A Slytherin whimpered, cowering in a corner.
"EVIL? WHERE?! "Sirius shivered, ducking behind Becky, and then grabbing onto the corner of her shirt and bursting into tears.
"There was this evil fuzz monster, which." Sirius gulped, "made dust..booo hoooo hooo.." He sniffled, cuddling closer to Becky.
Becky giggled and pulled Sirius towards her saying, "awww.so sweet." Very un Beckyish, who if she were in her normal state, pushed Sirius away.
"WELL JUST A PUT A FOOT IN AND YOU TAKE A FOOT OUT AND YOU STICK IN EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T REMEMBE THE WORDS!" Susan continued to holler, she had gotten hold of some liquor after screaming at Sirius for some. Sirius, after dissolving into tears handed it over with shivering fingers.
Susan had passed the alcohol which was charmed to never end around, and almost everyone was almost "piss ass" drunk, except for Crabbe and Goyle who said that they only drank "dry martinis with a pinch a salt." Oh and Sirius too, who with a quivering voice said that his mother had told him drinking was a "no-no".
The only sane people had left the hall, afraid that whatever their friends had was contagious. The only people left were Crabbe, Goyle, Sinistra, Audrey and Susan Appleby, Sirius, Kim, Becky and a few Ravenclaws, all of which were hilariously drunk. Oh yes, there was Peter but he was rendered unconscious by a simple charm, courtesy of Susan who had flared up when Peter had called her a slut.
"Who wants to play truth or dare?" Kim giggled, before throwing an arm around Sirius and giving him a huge kiss on the lips.
"EEEEEK! GIRLSIES HAVE THE COOTIES!" Squealed Sirius as he leapt a foot in the air, and then collapsed onto Kim's shoulder, crying about how the Easter bunny had given him a pink egg once, and how he got teased about it.
"Let's play, hic, I've never!" Becky argued, taking a swig of liquor.
Now, if you were wondering where the teachers were, they had gone off to Hogsmead because there were rumors of an attack at the Three Broomsticks, and they had been alerted. This was before the whole Reversal Potion had kicked in, and the teachers had wanted to end the ball, but Dumbledore had said that there was no need for the ball to be cut short, it was only a rumor anyway. Little did Dumbledore know that this would actually materialize, but even if he knew it would materialize, he probably would have a twinkle in his eye, and then leave the students, knowing that they would not get into too much trouble.
"EEEEEH! YAY! I LOVE I NEVER!" Kim squeaked, and everyone, all drunk of course, except for Crabbe and Goyle, got into a circle. Crabbe and Goyle had decided to participate, as they had decided that "a little frivolity wouldn't' have too much of a disastrous effect, what say you chap?"
So, the group of them sat in a circle, and Kim started, saying, "I've never called anyone a mudblood."
Immediately, Crabbe and Goyle took a swig of wine. Surprising, Sinistra didn't' budge, and she, yes her name was Sarah Sinistra, smiled, saying that she never had said it. Crabbe and Goyle nodded, and the game went on.
"I've never seen Becky in her underwear!" Sirius called out, and Kim took a swig of wine, amidst many cat calls and eyebrow raises. "We share the same toilet for fuck's sake, no need to have a cow over it."
"I'VE NEVER HAD A COW!" Sirius wailed, and immediately Audrey and Susan took a few swigs of wine, saying that they "bloody grew up on a stinking farm".
"I've never fucked a malfoy!" Susan giggled, and Crabbe and Goyle cringed as a sweet pureblood Ravenclaw took a drink, and she had the decency to blush when Sirius cat called.
"I've never been in Slytherin!" The Ravenclaw hiccupped, and the Slytherins all groaned as they drank wine. For some strange reason, Crabbe couldn't take his mouth away from the bottle, and very soon he was drunk, very drunk. Goyle decided to "take a whack at it" and also drank a lot, and both boys became as drunk as Susan and Audrey were.
"I've never fallen in love!" Contributed Goyle, and everyone except the Slytherins drank.
At that point, Kim decided to go get some punch, as she was sick of alcohol. She staggered to the punch bowl and drank straight from the bowl. Suddenly, she felt completely normal, and looked around her.
"What happened to everyone?" She asked Becky, and was stunned when Becky collapsed on her giggling, "They went to LALALAND!"
"BECKY! ARE YOU DRUNK?" She asked, and then added, "Don't answer that" when she smelt Becky's breath.
"Shhh.mommy will hear!" Tittered Becky before putting her face in the punch ball in a dead faint. The antidote also helped a person become "un- drunk" but only if they had consumed a small amount of alcohol. Kim had never really been one for drinking, so she managed to recover, but Becky could drink till the cows which Sirius never had came home so she was still a tad tipsy, but back to her relatively sensible self.
"What the hell?" She asked Kim, when she saw Audrey and Susan trying to seduce Crabbe and Goyle.
"That sums everything up most eloquently." Kim commented, and then they decided to leave, not before dragging Sirius into the punch and when he became his self again, they all left the party, and Sirius explained what he thought had happened. They left everyone there, including Peter, as they went to the Infirmary, as Kim felt very sore.
"I think Peter made a mistake and put the personality reversal or something like that potion into the punch. Then I think James wanted to reverse it, but got knocked unconscious, but I did see him leave with Lily, but I'm not even sure what happened, everything became so blurry after the punch. I remember bumping into Becky then after that I don't remember a single thing, how strange? Maybe James didn't' come down." Sirius pondered, and Kim and Becky just groaned, their hangovers suddenly kicking in. You see, the potion just whizzed by the getting drunk part but still left you in the "hangover" phase.
"Where are the teachers?" Becky yawned, and Sirius and Kim shrugged their shoulders, not really caring.
"Where's Lily?" Kim asked, and Sirius said, "I think she probably left with this guy. I thought it might have been James, but I don't think so anymore, well maybe she did?"
"Forget it Sirius. Lily would never leave with James." Becky scoffed, and then Becky proceeded to tell Sirius what James had done to Lily. Becky injected many swear words, as after all, she still was rather high.
"WHAT?! JAMES WAS THE LETTER WRITER! HE PLAYED WITH LILY?" Sirius roared, and then he grabbed his head, "OWWW! I CAN'T THINK! I CAN'T THINK! HANGOVER!"
"Tell me about it." Kim groaned, and they hurried to the Infirmary.
