*Yaku*: I hate you..
Kirsta: How many times have you said that now?
*Yaku glares at her*
*Annya*: Why do you hate her, sweetie?
*Yaku*: don't call me sweetie. but read the story.
*Annya pushes Yami off the comp chair and sits down. Serashi pushes Annya halfway off and the two share a seat and read.*
Kirsta: Enjoy!
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Chapter 13: Shopping: Part III: Yaku's Bathroom Incident
'I must look so dumb trying to get myself dry,' Yaku thought to himself as he stuck his head under the dryer. His shirt was mostly dry, but he absolutely refused to take off his jeans to dry them. 'Damn it, why'd she have to push me into the fountain, she got something against me-- wait, never mind..." Back in ancient times he had pulled stuff like this on her enough that she would still be trying to get completely even, not that she hadn't done things to him before.
As he thought to himself, he felt someone slap his butt.
"What the fuck--" he shouted as he spun around to face some fat dude who had dirty looking hair and an equally filthy beard and grinned at Yaku mischievously.
Not that that wasn't enough to scare Yaku half to death-- "Nice ass," the man said. Yaku screamed and bolted out the bathroom at breakneck speeds, scared beyond thought and out of his wits. He ran over to Caleia and crashed into her, obviously and effectively bowling her over.
"Help me!" Yaku whimpered frantically as he pushed Caleia up and hid behind her. He peaked over Caleia's shoulder and saw the man coming out of the bathroom, seemingly looking for him. Yaku whimpered and seemed to shrink. Caleia looked around and saw why.
"Oh--" she said absentmindedly, not wanting that filthy, scary man to come closer. The greasy dude spotted Yaku, grinned, and started walking over.
A million ideas flashed through Caleia's mind of what to do, just none that she could comprehend. Yaku did nothing but whimper. Only one idea finally came to Caleia, and she knew it would work, but a) it didn't exactly look right--or feel right, and b) Father will be sooo freaked out. But as the dude kept coming closer, she was out of ideas.
"Yaku, put your arms around me," Caleia commanded hurriedly. Yaku got the gist and complied, wrapping his arms around Caleia's shoulders and waist.
Luckily, Yami wasn't looking at the moment.
Caleia cradled her lips on the base of Yaku's neck, making it look like she was making out with him. She glanced over to the man and saw him hesitate, then walk in a different direction; the look of disappointment on his face.
Caleia breathed a sigh of relief and got up, wiping her lips on her collar. She pulled Bakura up, then saw Yami's face, a mixture of surprise, disgust, and anger. He was obviously about to burst. But Caleia saved them all.
"I'm sowwie, Daddy," she cried like a 3-year-old and pouted. Yami's expression immediately softened.
"Oh, it's okay. desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess. I forgive you."
"Yeah! Thank you Daddy!"
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*Kirsta, Kifa, Chyugi, and Serashi rolling on the floor laughing.*
*Annya glares at Caleia*
*everyone glares at Kirsta and the Chibis.
*Annya*: Kirsta!!!!! I'm going to hurt you.
*Serashi*: chill, lil sis.
*Annya*: don't call me lil sis, im only a week younger than you and that's because mom cast magic so i wouldn't die cuz i wouldn't come out.
*Serashi*: you're still my lil sis.
*the two twins keep on argueing.*
*Everyone stares at the twins now*
Kirsta: *whispers to the chibis* I think they forgot about the whole incident, don't bring it up
*Chibis nod*
Please review! Sorry that was so short!
Kirsta: How many times have you said that now?
*Yaku glares at her*
*Annya*: Why do you hate her, sweetie?
*Yaku*: don't call me sweetie. but read the story.
*Annya pushes Yami off the comp chair and sits down. Serashi pushes Annya halfway off and the two share a seat and read.*
Kirsta: Enjoy!
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Chapter 13: Shopping: Part III: Yaku's Bathroom Incident
'I must look so dumb trying to get myself dry,' Yaku thought to himself as he stuck his head under the dryer. His shirt was mostly dry, but he absolutely refused to take off his jeans to dry them. 'Damn it, why'd she have to push me into the fountain, she got something against me-- wait, never mind..." Back in ancient times he had pulled stuff like this on her enough that she would still be trying to get completely even, not that she hadn't done things to him before.
As he thought to himself, he felt someone slap his butt.
"What the fuck--" he shouted as he spun around to face some fat dude who had dirty looking hair and an equally filthy beard and grinned at Yaku mischievously.
Not that that wasn't enough to scare Yaku half to death-- "Nice ass," the man said. Yaku screamed and bolted out the bathroom at breakneck speeds, scared beyond thought and out of his wits. He ran over to Caleia and crashed into her, obviously and effectively bowling her over.
"Help me!" Yaku whimpered frantically as he pushed Caleia up and hid behind her. He peaked over Caleia's shoulder and saw the man coming out of the bathroom, seemingly looking for him. Yaku whimpered and seemed to shrink. Caleia looked around and saw why.
"Oh--" she said absentmindedly, not wanting that filthy, scary man to come closer. The greasy dude spotted Yaku, grinned, and started walking over.
A million ideas flashed through Caleia's mind of what to do, just none that she could comprehend. Yaku did nothing but whimper. Only one idea finally came to Caleia, and she knew it would work, but a) it didn't exactly look right--or feel right, and b) Father will be sooo freaked out. But as the dude kept coming closer, she was out of ideas.
"Yaku, put your arms around me," Caleia commanded hurriedly. Yaku got the gist and complied, wrapping his arms around Caleia's shoulders and waist.
Luckily, Yami wasn't looking at the moment.
Caleia cradled her lips on the base of Yaku's neck, making it look like she was making out with him. She glanced over to the man and saw him hesitate, then walk in a different direction; the look of disappointment on his face.
Caleia breathed a sigh of relief and got up, wiping her lips on her collar. She pulled Bakura up, then saw Yami's face, a mixture of surprise, disgust, and anger. He was obviously about to burst. But Caleia saved them all.
"I'm sowwie, Daddy," she cried like a 3-year-old and pouted. Yami's expression immediately softened.
"Oh, it's okay. desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess. I forgive you."
"Yeah! Thank you Daddy!"
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*Kirsta, Kifa, Chyugi, and Serashi rolling on the floor laughing.*
*Annya glares at Caleia*
*everyone glares at Kirsta and the Chibis.
*Annya*: Kirsta!!!!! I'm going to hurt you.
*Serashi*: chill, lil sis.
*Annya*: don't call me lil sis, im only a week younger than you and that's because mom cast magic so i wouldn't die cuz i wouldn't come out.
*Serashi*: you're still my lil sis.
*the two twins keep on argueing.*
*Everyone stares at the twins now*
Kirsta: *whispers to the chibis* I think they forgot about the whole incident, don't bring it up
*Chibis nod*
Please review! Sorry that was so short!
