A/N: Okay, I decided to continue… I've got an interesting plot planned… hehehe! This song is called "That's What I Go to School For" by Busted. (I modified some of the words. The song is in bold.) As far as the verb tenses… It seems better to me to put the song and the actions in present tense, but a story seems better in past tense. That's why the tense changes after the song ends.
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The show ended with an enthusiastic dance by Lavender, Pavarti, and Padma to a muggle song called "Get Busy" by Sean Paul. The crowd cheered, but not near as loudly as for Fred and George. After a few moments of conferring with the other professors, Professor Dumbledore stood up and motioned for silence. "In a unanimous vote by our judges, we are proud to name our winner!" All of the girls giggled, knowing that Fred and George would be winning. "The winners of the First Annual Hogwarts Talent Show are Fred and George Weasley!" Professor Dumbledore said amid loud screams of excitement. Everyone looked around for Fred and George, but they were nowhere to be found…
The lights dimmed and a red glow came over the stage as music began to play. Professor Dumbledore smiled and stepped aside…
Fred and George stepped out onto the stage wearing some very typical boy band clothes. Fred was wearing a baseball cap turned backwards, baggy blue jeans and a baggy t-shirt. George was wearing a shiny button up shirt and black pants. The stage began to glow in several different colors and sparkles shot into the air as the twins began to sing. (Fred is singing the lead and George is backing him up.)
Her
voice is echoed in my mind (Upon hearing
Fred begin to sing, Kate elbows Angelina and says "I bet you thirty galleons he's
singing about you!" Angelina turns beet red and shakes her head in
disagreement, trying to hide the smile that is threatening to spread across her
face.)
I count the days till she is mine
Can't tell my friends cuz they will scream
I love a member of the team (Alicia gasps and leans over to whisper to
Angelina, "He's talking about you!")
As the boys sing, Malfoy makes puking gestures and Ron's face turns red in embarrassment. "Why do they have to do this to me?!" Ron whines to Hermione. She frowns and says, "Ron, I think it's sweet. I wish someone would do something like that for me!"
I fight my way to back of class
To get the best view of her ass
(Professor McGonagall frowns and says, "Weasley! Five points from
Gryffindor!")
I drop my wand onto the floor
She bends down and shows me more… (Catcalls
are heard from the crowd as Fred and George smack their butts again. Angelina's
face turns red again, remembering picking up Fred's wand just the day before.)
That's what I go to school for (McGonagall frowns again, but does not say
anything. Dumbledore's eyes twinkle as a smile twitches at his lips. Even Snape's
face is a bit more pleasant than usual.)
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Angelina (Fred locks
eyes with Angelina and smiles. All the girls around her scream and Katie yells "I
told you so!")
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for
The crowd begins to scream excitedly as Fred starts to walk toward the stairs of the stage. He slowly makes his way to the Gryffindor table as he sings the next verses.
So she may be sixteen
But to me she is a queen
Her friends are doing some homework
They think that I am just a jerk ("But
we love you, Fred!" Alicia yells loudly to Fred and the crowd laughs.)
I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure that she's alone
I see her in her underwear (A squeak
escapes Angelina as her face gets even redder.)
I can't help but stop and stare
That's
what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty (By this time,
Fred has made it to where Angelina is sitting, and he sits down next to her.)
None like Angelina (Angelina's eyes
fill with tears as Fred sings to her and smiles.)
That's what I go to school for (Fred
pauses, letting George fill in for him as he leans down and kisses Angelina on
the cheek. The girls of Gryffindor explode into tears and into a loud "awww!")
That's what I go to school for
Fred sings and makes his way back up to the stage. The guys are shaking their heads as two thoughts race through their minds. 1. "What a sorry specimen of the male sex!" or 2. "Thanks for screwing things up Fred. Now my girlfriend is going to constantly compare me to you!"
Everyone that you see all day knows your
looking at me in a different way
I guess that's why I've stared flying so high
I can see those tell tale signs telling me that I was on your mind
I could see that you wanted more when you told me that I'm what you go to
school for
I'm what you go to school for
Angelina's face
remains covered by her hands as Katie, Alicia, and other Gryffindor girls
screech in excitement. Ginny and Harry, who had recently begun dating, were
holding hands under the table. "ICK! Even my sister and Harry are all mushy!
First my brothers, now those two, then what?! Thank goodness you don't have a
boyfriend, Hermione!" Ron says, throwing his hands in the air. Hermione's happy
expression turns to anger as she gives Ron a look of daggers. Huffing loudly,
she stands up from the table and storms out the back doors of the Great Hall to
the garden. "What did I say?!" Ron says, to no one in particular.
She's packed her school books in her
trunk
Looks like she's picked herself a hunk (Fred
points to himself and winks as girls giggle.)
We fly past school to say goodbye
My friends, they can't believe their eyes…
As the final chorus begins, flowers begin to rain down from the great hall, to the disgust of the guys. Professor Flitwick is impressed and yells "Five points to Gryffindor!"
That's
what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Angelina
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for (Fred sings the
last line by himself as the music fades out. Extremely loud screams from all of
the Hogwarts girls drown out everything for at least two minutes. Fred and
George bow as Professor Dumbledore hands them their trophy.)
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After all of the screaming and the yelling, Fred made his way down to the Gryffindor table. It was hard to get through, seeing as how every girl wanted to stop him and hug him and every guy wanted to stop him and punch him. "Thanks a lot Fred!" Seamus yelled sarcastically as Lavender cried on his arm. George distracted some of the students as Fred slipped by and made his way to Angelina, who was still sitting at the Gryffindor table bawling her eyes out. Katie and Alicia spotted him and ran to him with open arms. "Fred, you were smashing up there! Absolutely spiffing!" Kate yelled as Fred smiled, looking down at Angelina. "Don't mind her," Alicia whispered, "She cries like mad when she's happy!"
Angelina looked up, sensing that someone was talking about her and then saw Fred. "Oy, Angelina, don't cry!" Katie said as Fred kneeled down to talk to Angelina. Smiling almost shyly after publicly professing his feelings for Angelina, Fred looked at her and then offered his arms for a hug. Angelina sobbed loudly and dove into his arms, causing Ginny to yell, "My brother fancies her!" Harry cracked up laughing, looking to see Ron's reaction. "Where's Ron?" Harry asked, searching the crowd for a tall redhead. Ginny shrugged and said, "He left a minute ago. Maybe all this mushiness was making him sick!" Harry and Ginny laughed. "He's such a git," Harry quipped, sliding his arm around Ginny.
To be continued!
