A/N: I know how much you all loved the first chapter with Fred and George, so I decided to give them another drag song. "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward. My guy friends in high school actually used to sing this song and pretend to be gay. It was great. They even started calling themselves "The Belles." Also, a brief appearance of the Group X song called "Johnny PooPooPants." I know it's kind of short, but it's the best I could do right now. I'm stressing about school and my POS car that's messed up again.
PS – I don't own any of this. You don't want to waste your time suing me.
PPS – The USS Constellation battle group is coming home! (I've got a friend in that group!)
"You wanted to see us, headmaster?" George said nervously, the day after Hermione's performance in the common room. Professor Dumbledore smiled, looking around at Hermione, Angelina, Katie, Alicia, Ginny, and Fred. "Yes, Mr. Weasley… It has come to my attention that since the talent show, there have been many unscheduled performances by the group of you," Dumbledore began and Hermione said, "Professor, we're really sorry!" Smiling at her and holding up his hand to stop her, he said, "Miss Granger, none of you are not in trouble. On the contrary, I would like to give you the opportunity to provide some entertainment for us on Friday night after dinner. And then, if you enjoy it and the students enjoy it, then we would like to have you entertain us at least once a month at dinner time." The group stared at him as if he had just sprouted an extra head.
Minutes later, George was saying, "I've got the greatest idea!" The group was practically running back to Gryffindor tower. They had three days to prepare. "You girls will have to sit this one out, but I guarantee you it will be worth it!" George continued, looking over to Fred. Instantly understanding his twin, Fred said, "Yes George, you can ring my bell." Only Hermione understood the reference to the old Muggle song. "We'll have to ask Harry, Ron, and Lee to sing back up for us…" George pondered as they climbed into the portrait hole. Angelina scowled at Fred, who wrapped his arms around her and whispered, "Don't worry, Angelina, you'll laugh so hard when you see it. It's going to be worth sitting this one out! I promise." Angelina rolled her eyes as a smile spread across her face.
"Ehh… I don't know…" Ron said, eyeing Pavarti. "Look, Pavarti will probably think it's funny!" Fred said, getting a little frustrated at his brother. Harry and Lee had agreed quickly and the only road block yet had been Ron. "Look, you git, if you do this, we will stop playing tricks on you for a month," George said, whispering angrily. Sighing in exasperation, Ron threw up his hands and said, "FINE!" Fred smiled smugly and said, "This is going to be wicked!"
After practicing for three days solid, the group had the song down to a science. "Everyone is going to go absolutely nutters!" George said, putting on his red beaded dress that he had borrowed from Hermione. He patted his fake boobs and then touched his head with his wand, sprouting sparkling silver hair that was down to his shoulders. Fred was doing the same while Ron grimaced as Lee zipped up Ron's dress. "Why do we have to do this?" Ron whined. "Oh shut it," Harry said, exasperated with Ron's constant complaining. "Yeah Ron!" Fred chimed in, "Don't be such a Ronnie PooPooPants." George looked over to his twin, and at the same time, they burst into song…
Ronnie likes to sing and dance,
Ronnie likes to poo poo pants.
Ronnie likes to sing and dance,
Ronnie likes to poo poo pants.
Poo Poo in the pants,
And poo poo in the pants.
Say What?
Poo Poo in the pants,
And poo poo in the pants.
Say What?
Ronnie likes to go to France,
Ronnie likes to eat zee ants.
Ronnie likes to go to France,
Ronnie likes to poo poo pants!
"STOP IT!" Ron yelled. The group snickered in the background as Ron looked at his brothers with fire in his eyes. "Oh Ronnikins! Calm down! It was only a joke!" Fred said, waving off Ron's anger. "Come on girls, it's show time!" Lee said, having just looked into the Great Hall. "Ohh!" George said, clapping his hands.
After Dumbledore introduced the singers to the group of Hogwarts students, music began to play from a magical source. (Start song now if you're playing along.) Harry, Ron, and Lee went out first, prancing to the beat of the music as people began to giggle in the audience. Fred and George began to sing in womanly voices and walked out from behind Harry, Ron, and Lee. As soon as the crowd saw them, the girls began to scream hysterically, including Angelina, Hermione, Alicia, and Katie. Ginny was red in the face from laughing at Ron and Pavarti was trying not to show her displeasure in the situation.
A/N: Fred and George in bold. Back up singers in regular. Actions in italics.
I'm
glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me?
I guess you did by the look in your eye
Fred and George sang together, their dresses
sparkling in the low lights twinkling all around.
(look in your eye, look in your eye) The
back up singers (Harry, Ron, Lee) echoed, pointing to their eyes.
Well lay back and relax while I put away the dishes
(put away the dishes!) Echo
with motions of putting something in imaginary cabinets
Then you and me can rock a bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell The whole group wailed together, doing some
hand motions with their gloved hands.
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
The night is young and full of possibilities
Well come on and let yourself be free
My love (love for you) for you (love for you), so long I've been
savin' Fred and George sang with echoes.
Tonight was made for me and you Fred and George point to selves and then to
Hermione and Angelina.
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding) The
group made ding-dong motions with their hips!
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
You can ring my bell, you can ring my bell ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring
it! Fred and George go out to dance around Hermione and Angelina.
You can ring my bell, anytime, anywhere ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it,
oww!
You can ring my bell, you can ring my bell ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it!
You can ring my bell, anytime, anywhere ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it,
oww!)
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding) Fred
and George do their typical dances in the aisle as the back up singers echo.
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling) The
music fades out to laughter and hysterical screaming from the Gryffindor girls.
Hermione couldn't help but laugh out loud as Ginny's face continued to get more
red.
Dumbledore stood up, trying to contain his own laughter and began to speak. "Thank you to 'The Belles' for providing us with some Friday night entertainment! I hope you all enjoyed it! You are dismissed!" He said, his eyes twinkling behind his glasses.
To be continued…
