Ducks Aren'

Cho Chang isn't a Duck

Well, it seemed like a normal day at Hogwarts, but it really wasn't.

"Hey, Harry!" Cho called out, blushing crazily.

"Oh, hello Cho."

"YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK CHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed it so loud the whole school must have heard it.

"Uh.... what?" Cho was shocked. A duck? She thought Ron was crazy.

"Ron, don't be wierd," Harry said as he whacked Ron square in the face, bringing an extreme sense of pleasure to him as well.

"Aww, thank you Harry," Cho gave him a kiss.

"Well..... it was sorta fun," he responded.

Ron got up with blood streaming down his face, kind of blending in with his bright red hair.

"She does look like a duck though."

Harry hit Ron in the face again, this time bringing an even bigger feeling of pleasure to him.

"Hello Harry," Hermoine had arrived.

"Hey Hermoine. Does Cho look like a duck?"

"No, why?"

"Oh, cause Ron sucks."

"That's an odd reason to ask me if Cho looks like a duck. Well, whatever floats your boat."

Harry looked at Hermoine as if she had jusked asked him to moon the entire school. No one seemed to be normal that day besides him or Cho.

"Can I have your attention here?" said Dumbledore,"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts. We're very sad that VOLDEMORT killed Cedric last year," he said Voldemort as loud as he could, scaring everyone."We want to get VOLDEMORT and bring VOLDEMORT to Azkaban, where VOLDEMORT will spend the rest of VOLDEMORT's life in VOLDEMORT'S cell. Thank you. Wait a sec, did I just see a duck in here?"

"Ron, don't comment or I'll give you another whack."

"Okay. It was probably Cho."

WHACK!!!!! Harry hit Ron so hard he started spinning around as he fell to the ground.

"Thanks I needed that."

"Anytime."

Then Harry got an idea.

"Say, Ron, should I go do that to Malfoy?"

"Not unless he thinks Cho's a duck too."

WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So whadda you think? Does it suck? Does it suck like a duck? To weird? To stupid? I'm asking a lot of questions aren't I? Aren't I? Who is? Me? You? I dont get it, do you?

Should I stop there? Make a sequal? Tell me what you think? (Wait, was that a question?)