Cho Chang is Not a Duck Part III: The neverending sequel

"Cho! Oh Cho!" Ron cried.

"What is it?" asked Cho, as she quickly hid the unicorn blood she was smoking. "I am SO F*CKIN' HIGH!!!!"

"I wrote a poem about you Cho," Ron said to her.

"Oh Ron that's so sweet. If you weren't gay I would bang you so hard!"

"Damn you are high! I mean, here you go:

What the f*ck?
It's a duck.
Goin' out with my best friend.
I think her beak
Makes Harry's lips tweak
VOLDEMORT
Cho, I think you're pretty slick
At least you are for a chick
If only you had a d- OH MY WORD what the hell is that!?"

"What the hell is what?"

"Someone wrote a bad word on my poem!"

"Ron, what the hell are you talking about, you swear all the time!"

"Do not!"

"Ron your shirt says, 'I like to f*ckin' swear so eat shit jackass.' Your wand is named the megashit 2000, your report on frogs this year had the "F" word in it 16 times for no f*cking reason."

"Ron go to hell!" Harry fell out of the sky and puched Ron in the face. "Dude that is so fun. Hey Cho let's go touch each other while you're still high."

"Ok bye Ron!"

"Hey can I come too?"

"Ron that's sick."

"You're right, don't know what came into me. You f*ckin' duck! DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK!"

"Ron," said Dumbledore, who was listening while tagging "VOLDEMORT" on various places of the school walls with wizard paint.

"Wizard paint, what's that?"

"Ron that was narraration, you weren't supposed to hear it. Even I couldn't hear it!."

"If you couldn't hear it how do you know it's –"

"Let it go Ron, it's in the past. What's important is that you relax about Cho being a," Dumbledore paused, "It's three o' clock, hang on Ron. VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so anyway, you and I both know that Cho is a Voldemorting duck. What I have that you Voldemorting don't, is the acceptance of her being a duck. So shut the f*ck up."

"Thanks, I apprecia-"

"VOLDEMORT!!!!!!"

"te it."

"No problem. See you Voldemort! I mean later."

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"Ron! Ron!" said Harry. "I'm sorry I had to ditch you, but I had to make out with that duck."

"Harry?"

"What?"

"You just called her a duck!"

"What? No I didn't!"

"Harry what the f*ck are you talking about your shirt says, 'I think Cho is a duck and I wanna punch Ron in the face!'"

"May I?"

"Go for it"

WHACK!!!

"VOLDEWHACK!!!!" said Dumbledore, using his wizard powers to Voldemorting mess up the narration. Voldemort!

Ron stood up, "You workin' out?"

"Hell yeah bi-otch!"

"Anyway, you said the Cho was a duck. Three people believe this now. Is she truly a duck? You'll find out in the sequel!"

"Ron you fag quit messing up the narration!" Harry Voldemorting screamed.


So, Is Cho truly a duck? Find out in the sequel, it'll be such a surprise.
Voldemort! Dumbledore owns!
Shut up!
You shut up!
Go to hell
Go to Voldemort
Fag!
Bastard!
FagBastard!
What the hell is that?
Shut up, Sage owns!