Disclaimer: Does this really count? Oh, well, I don't own Labyrinth.

Author: I thought of this while looking out my back door.

What would happen if I wished myself away?

*A dog barked*

*A duck quacked*

*The wind blew*

*The occasional cow mooed*

*The bells rang*

*The clocks striked*

*The power went out*

*Lightning flashed*

*Thunder crashed*

*The TV turned on*

*The TV turned off*

*The stereo blared*

*An alarm clock went off*

*A cat meowed*

*A mouse ate cheese*

*The rain came down*

*A waterfall reversed*

*The pool I don't have went dry*

*Chickens clucked*

*Wind chimes tinkled*

*Somebody sang*

*Music played*

Then there was silence.

What would happen if I wished myself away?

I'd get a major headache and then...nothing.

The owl flew away.

-THE END-

Author: Okay, it was a little weird. I just like to know my stuff gets read so please review and

let me know what you think. It's alright with me if your review is complete nonsense, that's

sometimes how my mind works. Believe it or not, this story does have a plot. Thanks for read'n!

Oh, one more thing, if you are wanting to e-mail me, make sure to write "fan fiction" in the

subject part or I won't read it. I get a lot of junk mail so I've got to be careful. That's

about it. Again, please review!