Sci-Fi

Okay.  Have fun noting many cameo appearances.  Yes, these people are definitely copyrighted and we took them and used them and made fools of them without anyone's permission.  However, Eric is ours.  And I bet you're jealous.  Bwa ha ha ha ha…

And, as requested, "Shaking the World" is mentioned in this chapter.  Sorry, no Scott with White Hair yet, he has to be logically worked into the story since nothing else is logical, we might as well make a LITTLE sense into it.  But don't worry, he'll most likely show up when the time is right.

"And where is the planet Torgo?" asked Lance to Scott.

"There's a map to it in this book." Said Scott.

"And what's the Geometric Nucleus?" asked Pietro.

"It is everything and nothing." Scott answered.

Everyone stared at him.

"Could you be a little more vague?" asked Pietro sarcastically.

"Hey, it's what the book says." Scott said defensively.

"All right, let's go to the Space Station that's down the street." Said Kitty.

"I thought that the library was going to have a spaceship!" Beast said.

"Well, I figured that since this is Sci-Fi, Bayville can have a Space Station." Professor Xavier replied.

"Ah…I understand." Said Beast with a nod.

Everyone piled into Scott's hover-car and sped off at warp speed to the Space Station.  It was an enormous port with hundreds of space vessels ready to launch at any time.

"Hi, we need to get to the planet Torgo." Said Lance to an alien with about seventy-five tentacle-like arms.  He was green with blemishes all over his body and was shaped like a light bulb with white hair that dragged on the floor.  He had many, many eyes and looked at all the vampires simultaneously.

"Well, that's good." Said the alien.  "My name is Eric.  I was just about to go to the planet Torgo.  I'm the captain of the spaceship Manos.  Meet my first mate, his name is Bar-Bar."

Suddenly, an alien that resembled a bunny rabbit on some sort of horrible addictive drug came over.  "Mesa first mate!"

The vampires decided right then and there that they were not going to deal with this first mate for the entire trip so they took out their phasers and shot Bar-Bar numerous times.

"Ready to board?" asked Eric as if the above event hadn't occurred.  He had probably wanted to rid himself of Bar-Bar for a while.  He reached his tentacle out and pulled a device that resembled a remote control closer to himself.  He pressed a button and nine tubes lowered down around the nine vampires.  Eric looked at the nervous looks on all their faces.  "Don't worry.  This gas will make you tolerant of gravity other than that of earth.  It'll also make you able to breath gases that are not oxygen."

"How convenient." Said Bobby.

"Well, this IS the thirtieth century." Said Eric.

The vampires shrugged and agreed since, after all, it WAS.  So they boarded the spaceship after receiving their treatment.

"This is my OTHER first mate, Xquixzion." Said Eric, gesturing to a greenish-brownish colored man that looked like a regular human except his forehead was twice the size as a normal person's.

"But please, call me Arthur." Said the knavish large foreheaded alien.

"Hello Arthur." Said Remy, shaking Arthur's hand.  Of course, he pronounced it 'Ateu' just like a regular French person would do.

"Arthur, this group of vampires needs to get to the planet Torgo on the double!" Eric explained.

"Of course." Said Arthur.  "Mr. Solu?"

"Yes Captain?" asked a guy who looked like a normal human but his voice was so low that it shook the entire spaceship.

"Warp speed to the planet Torgo!" Arthur declared.  Then he turned to all the vampires who were buckling their seatbelts.  "Click-it or Ticket!"

Suddenly a robot walked in.  

"Folder put your seatbelt on!" Mr. Solu yelled at the robot.

"Seatbelts are for wimps!" said Folder as he turned to the pilot of the ship who was a woman with purple hair and three eyes.  "How about I pilot this thing, Bleela?"

"Folder, I am the co-pilot of the ship." Said Bleela.  "I don't need your help."

"We've got quite a large and diverse crew." Marveled Kitty as she looked around at all the aliens and robots.

All of a sudden, a teenage flipped in from above.  "HEY!!" he yelled.  "I thought this spaceship was only piloted by KIDS!"

"You don't look like an alien!" said Kurt.

"Of course not!" said the kid.  "I'm one hundred percent human, born and raised on good ol' planet Earth!  My name is Harlin.  Harlin Band."

"Hello Harlin Harlin Band." Said Bobby.

"Oh crying out loud, Al, when am I going to leap?!" Harlin Band demanded out of nowhere to absolutely no one as he started raging about and then stormed out of the main room.

"Who was that?" asked Lance.

"Oh, that's our captain in training." Eric answered.  "He's a bit feisty and disagreeable but has been acting strangely enthusiastic lately." Eric sighed.  "He always leaps before he looks…"

"Incoming transmission, sir." Said Mr. Solu as everyone braced themselves at the rumbling caused by Mr. Solu's speech.

"On screen." Said Eric.

"Charles, are you living vicariously through Eric?" asked Beast.

"What do you mean?" asked Professor Xavier.

"I know how much you've always wanted to be captain of a spaceship." Beast answered.  "I can hear you talking in your sleep at night.  'I am captain of the Starship Enterprise, Captain Charles Xavier!'"

"It's a LIE!!" Professor Xavier shouted.  "Don't you ever utter a word about that AGAIN!!"

"Sorry!" Beast whined as he leapt behind a chair and hid.

"Transmission on screen." Said Mr. Solu as he turned the screen on.

"All of your base are belong to us." Said the man who was wearing a dark, navy blue helmet who appeared on the screen almost instantly. 

"Oh come on…" whined Kurt.  "That wasn't even funny the FIRST time."

"What?" asked the navy blue clad man.  Then he looked at Kurt.  "Kurt… I are your father."

Kurt reached forward and turned the screen off.

"How much further until we get to Torgo?" he asked impatiently.

"Just a few light years." Said Eric.   "Not TOO much longer."

"Good." Said Lance.  "Because I'm beginning to feel a bit crowded with all these captains, pilots and mates from varying planets."

"And Remy don't want to be a vampire no more." Said Remy with a sigh.

"Certainly!" said Eric.  "Mr. Solu, Bleela!  FASTER!"

"YES CAPTAIN!!!" HOLL-ered Mr. Solu and Bleela.  Unfortunately, because of Mr. Solu's ultra low voice, the frequency rumbled the space ship so much that it began to crumble from the inside.  Random pipes from nowhere came down from the ceiling and sprayed some people who hadn't been introduced quite yet.  Cornelius, most tragically, happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and a huge block from the ceiling dropped on him and crushed him and all of his vital organs.  He bled internally and eventually perished.  Many other people wearing red shirts met untimely ends that day.

"OH NO!!" said Eric.  "OUR UNIFORMS ARE RED!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" screamed the whole crew as the spaceship tumbled down to a planet that, thankfully, was the planet Torgo.  They crash-landed and the entire crew individually died in their very own gruesome or creative way by either being vaporized or something much more terrible than that.

The group of vampires emerged from the rubble slowly.  They had not died for a few reasons.  The first one was that none of them were wearing red shirts at the time.  The other reason was that they were vampires and vampires are the undead so they are not able to die again.

Everyone looked around to be faced with many unfriendly looking aliens wielding long sticks surrounding everyone.  The aliens looked like normal humans except they had large bulging knees where their thighs should have been.

"C-c-come with us…" one of them stuttered as he played with Kitty's hair.  "The m-m-master will not like this…"

"The master?" asked Kitty. 

"M-m-my name is T-t-torgo and I l-l-look after the house while the m-m-master is away…" said what looked like the leader of them all.  He was slightly larger and wore a hat made of what looked like straw to the untrained eye.  The material was actually diamond woven into a string and weaved into a hat.

All the Torgo-ish people closed in the group and held out their sticks which were actually zappy sticks.  They proceeded to zap all the men until they were unconscious and then hoisted Kitty above their heads and carried her into the small hut that was there the whole time but went unnoticed to the group.

"Hey!!" yelled Kitty.  "What did you do to my friends?!"

"We're taking them to the dungeon where they will be transformed to look just like us!" said Torgo.

"And what are you going to do with me?!" Kitty demanded.

"You will become another wife for the Master!" Torgo answered as if something like that should make him extremely giddy and excited.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Kitty yelled as she jumped Torgo and sank her teeth into his neck, sucking the life out of him.  All the other Torgo-like people gasped and backed away from Kitty.
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"That reminds me, Charles." Said Beast.  "What about the cure?"

"Oh yes." Said Professor Xavier.  "I had nearly forgotten about that."

"How should we have them get cured?" asked Beast.  "Because personally, I want them to get off of this planet.  The whole sci-fi thing isn't really working."

"What do you mean?" asked Professor Xavier.  "I think it's going nicely."

"Maybe Kitty could talk them into giving her the cure and then she can break free the males." Thought Beast out loud.

 "You don't think a group with three of my X-Men could break free of a prison cell guarded and created by a bunch of stuttering aliens?" Professor Xavier said as if he were appalled.

"It's worth a try, I guess." Said Beast as he rolled his eyes.
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"This prison is made out of straw." Observed Bobby as he felt around the edges of the prison.  "It's layered pretty thickly and woven together pretty tightly so that it wouldn't be easily escapable."

"I could just teleport out." Said Kurt as he went to teleport out but remained in the prison.  "There's an anti-teleportation field surrounding this cell.  These aliens are smarter than we give them credit for!"

"How chaotic do you think it would be if Scott blasted a hole through the wall or Remy blew the whole thing up?" asked Pietro since he could personally offer no means of escaping.

"Very chaotic and hazardous to all of our healths." Said Scott as he pointed to his high-tech visor with advanced settings.  "Even the smallest setting could bounce right back at us!"

"I could burn it down." Said St. John.

"How about I shake the world?" suggested Lance.

"Hey, that might work!" said Bobby.

"How?" asked Scott.

"The world would be shaken." Lance answered.

"I could burn it down." St. John said a little louder since he assumed they hadn't heard him the first time.

"Burn it down?" said Kurt.  "Now that's an idea!"

"Remy don't wanna get burnt." Said Remy.

"Well, I could freeze it afterwards so the fire stops!" Bobby said.

"But then we'd be surrounded by ice." Scott pointed out.

"Well…then YOU could blast it down with your laser vision." Pietro said.

"All right!" said the whole team.  "Let's do it!!"

Then they performed the escape in this order; Bobby froze it, St. John set it aflame and Scott blasted it down.

No…that can't be right…

Scott blasted it FIRST, then St. John burnt it and then Bobby…

No…that's not right either.

St. John went first…then…Scott?

No…then it was Bobby…

There we go!  All done!  Okay, St. John set the straw aflame, Bobby froze it and then Scott blasted it down!
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"I TOLD you my X-Men could do it." Said Professor Xavier.

"Thinking out loud to yourself?" Beast said, pointing to the screen.

"Oh." Said Professor Xavier.  "Sometimes I get a little confused on what I'm thinking and what I'm saying…I'm speaking right now, right?"

"Yes." Said Beast.

"Okay." Said Professor Xavier.  "Good."

"May I point something out?" asked Beast.

"If you must." Sighed Professor Xavier.

"They weren't ALL your X-Men who worked out that little problem." Said Beast.  "One of them was an Acolyte and he did most of the work.  The other two were somewhat superfluous."

"If it weren't for Bobby icing the flames, they all would have gotten burnt." Said Professor Xavier defensively. 

"I'm sure young St. John has good enough control over the fire so that no one would have gotten burnt." Beast pointed out.

"Not in this story." Said Professor Xavier.  "In THIS story, he's a little less in control.  He's got a flaw in this fanfiction."

"Okay." Said Beast.  "So we can say that Bobby was indeed needed to ice the flames.  They didn't need Scott to blast them.  That could also be done by St. John.  As a matter of fact, it might have been safer to have done it that way.  That way, shards of ice wouldn't have…"

"Fine Hank!" yelled Professor Xavier hitting the delete key a few times.  "Have it YOUR way!"
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So St. John burned the hut down.  All by himself.  Neither Scott nor Bobby helped at ALL.

"Woo!" St. John cheered.  "Go me!"

Just then, Kitty came running up.  But there was something different about her.  She seemed perky and happy as opposed to dark and evil and vampirey.
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"Vampirey?" Beast asked.

"When did you become such a nitpick?!" Professor Xavier demanded.

"Well, I just figured that you of all people would at least not make up any words so…" started Beast.

"Just don't, Hank." Said Professor Xavier.  "Just don't."  Beast put his hands up in the air and decided to let the professor have his way.
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"Guys, I found the Geometric Nucleus!" she exclaimed.  "Look at me!  I'm CURED!!"

"How does it work?" asked Lance as he took the Geometric Nucleus in hand.  It suddenly emitted a bright glow that engulfed the group entirely.  The light swirled around everyone for a fleeting few moments before it finally was drawn back into the Geometric Nucleus.

"Are we cured?" asked Kurt as he felt around in his mouth.  "Aw man… I still have fangs!  I'm still a vampire!"

"You always had fangs you idiot." Said Lance as he rolled his eyes.  Then he looked at Kitty.  "Good job, pretty Kitty!"

"Like, get a clue Lance!" Kitty groaned.  "Now let's get off of this planet!"

"Yeah Kurt." Said Scott.  "Teleport us to the spaceship."

Everyone touched Kurt.

There was a dramatic pause.

"Anytime now." Said Scott.

"Are we still surrounded by an anti-teleportation force field?" Kurt asked, looking around.

"Maybe…" said Pietro.  "Guess we'll just have to walk!  See you all there!"  Everyone got ready to be left in the dust as they braced themselves but there was no gust of wind at all.  They looked up to see Pietro running off at regular HUMAN speed.
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"What are you planning, Charles?" Beast asked deviously.

"I think the Geometric Nucleus took away their powers." Said Professor Xavier with a smile.

"Hehehe…" said Beast.  "That outta be really dramatic for them."

"Yeah…it's not really Sci-Fi…" said Professor Xavier.  "I plan to keep them on the Planet Torgo for a while…"

"What?" asked Beast.  "So are we turning this fanfiction into a DRAMA now?"

"I guess so!" said Professor Xavier.