Phoenix: Welcome back to 'Tyson's Stupid Plans!' Now we shall find out what
happened to Kai and what he will do!!
Tyson: Please don't let Kai kill me Phoenix, please be nice.
Phoenix: Here you go Tyson *Hands him a giant cookie*
Tyson: O_O Ooo giant cookie! Yuuum! *Chomp* Owww. The cookie waf made of stone and now I've broken all my teef! I afsked you to be nife Phoenif.
Phoenix: Muwhahaha! I've always wanted to do that! Do the disclaimer Tyson! Or I'll have it be seen to that you'll only eat mashed up parsnips and carrot juice for the rest of your life!!
Tyson: Phoenif doef not own Beyblade, pleafe afsk her to be nife to me.
*wack*
Tyson: *_* or maybe not.
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"Woah! I believed in miracles, since ya came along, ya sexy thing, ya sexy thing you"
"Oh no. This really can not be happening." Kenny ran to his room to hide from the awful sight and sound of Kai singing.
Rei whimpered in the corner, afraid of what had happened to Kai, whilst Max and Tyson sweat dropped and stared at Kai. Just then Mr. Dickinson walked in.
"Hello boys. Oh dear Lord, what on earth happened to Kai?" Max pointed his finger at Tyson who was looking around the room whistling.
"What?! I only made him hot chocolate!" then he saw Mr. Dickinson's face, "with whisky. I honestly didn't think he would turn out like this! I mean I've given Kenny whisky before and it didn't do anything but give him a headache!"
"Hmm, you didn't use the black bottle that was labeled with paper and sellotape? Did you? Oh no Tyson you silly boy." And Mr. Dickinson whacked Tyson on the head with that stupid cane he carries around. "That whisky is MY whisky, mine, my own, my preciousss! Anyways, that whisky is special and is ONLY for old men like me and your Grandfather, the only problem with that is that your grandfather is partial to a drop of whisky."
"But what does it have to do with how Kai-ie Wai-ie is behaving?! I mean, forget I said that." Rei joined the conversation. (Phoenix: I KNEW there was something between you two!! Grr.)
"Well that whisky is only for old men. So. if it is given to anyone under the age of 100, I mean 60 it causes them to become hyper and unlike their usual self for about seven days. I'd say that Kai will be hyper for about 5 days then on the 6th day he'll be really, really grumpy, even grumpier than usual, and lastly he'll be sort of in a touchy-feely, lovey-duvey mood."
"Riiiight then."
"Rei-poo, will you take me shopping please?" Rei and blushed as Kai smiled sweetly up at him, fluttering his eyelashes, "Great! Come one."
"You'd better follow them boys, who knows what trouble they might get into." Mr. Dickinson watched Kai drag Rei out by his long raven hair.
~~At the Shopping Mall~~
"Kai don't you think you should stop eating ice cream, I mean, you've already eaten more than Tyson eats in a year, and that's a lot! Why don't we actually shop? Instead of just spending all of Mr. Dickinson's money." Rei watched Kai as he gobbled down chocolate ice cream. 'At least he doesn't get all over himself like Tyson.'
"I like ice cream."
"I realized. But you like Beyblading more don't you? Why don't we go and look at the shops?"
"Okay. Come on then" Kai once again grabbed Rei by his hair and dragged him to the nearest shop. Which just so happened to be a candy store.
"Oh god please no. This can not be happening. I do not want a sugar-high Kai on my hands." Rei groaned and then sweat-dropped at the thought of Kai on a total sugar-high. 'He'll trash the mall!'
"Oooo. Rei, looky, up there. Beyblade gummy sweets covered with pink and purple and blue and red and green and black and white SUGAR!!!"
"Okay we're going home. You are officially banned from all types of sugar and sweets until you're normal." Rei picked up the whimpering Kai and got a taxi home.
'I will get those delicious Beyblade sweets if it's the last thing I do!! Muwahahahaha!'
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Phoenix: How far will Kai go to get those sweets? Is Rei going to go bananas? What happened to Tyson, Max and Kenny? Find out in the next chapter!
Tyson: Please, dear Lord, if you are really up there then don't let her do anything awful to me. Amen.
*Wack*
Phoenix: I thought you were supposed to be bringing my chocolate, my war heads, my sweetarts, and every other sweet in the world. Oh yeah, go to Florida and get me some of that chocolate fudge in the candy store at Disney please.
Tyson: Yes, master.
Phoenix: That's better. Review this chapter and you get a stone cookie for you to torture Tyson with. Or Max. Whichever you feel like. But still, review!!!!
Tyson: Please don't let Kai kill me Phoenix, please be nice.
Phoenix: Here you go Tyson *Hands him a giant cookie*
Tyson: O_O Ooo giant cookie! Yuuum! *Chomp* Owww. The cookie waf made of stone and now I've broken all my teef! I afsked you to be nife Phoenif.
Phoenix: Muwhahaha! I've always wanted to do that! Do the disclaimer Tyson! Or I'll have it be seen to that you'll only eat mashed up parsnips and carrot juice for the rest of your life!!
Tyson: Phoenif doef not own Beyblade, pleafe afsk her to be nife to me.
*wack*
Tyson: *_* or maybe not.
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"Woah! I believed in miracles, since ya came along, ya sexy thing, ya sexy thing you"
"Oh no. This really can not be happening." Kenny ran to his room to hide from the awful sight and sound of Kai singing.
Rei whimpered in the corner, afraid of what had happened to Kai, whilst Max and Tyson sweat dropped and stared at Kai. Just then Mr. Dickinson walked in.
"Hello boys. Oh dear Lord, what on earth happened to Kai?" Max pointed his finger at Tyson who was looking around the room whistling.
"What?! I only made him hot chocolate!" then he saw Mr. Dickinson's face, "with whisky. I honestly didn't think he would turn out like this! I mean I've given Kenny whisky before and it didn't do anything but give him a headache!"
"Hmm, you didn't use the black bottle that was labeled with paper and sellotape? Did you? Oh no Tyson you silly boy." And Mr. Dickinson whacked Tyson on the head with that stupid cane he carries around. "That whisky is MY whisky, mine, my own, my preciousss! Anyways, that whisky is special and is ONLY for old men like me and your Grandfather, the only problem with that is that your grandfather is partial to a drop of whisky."
"But what does it have to do with how Kai-ie Wai-ie is behaving?! I mean, forget I said that." Rei joined the conversation. (Phoenix: I KNEW there was something between you two!! Grr.)
"Well that whisky is only for old men. So. if it is given to anyone under the age of 100, I mean 60 it causes them to become hyper and unlike their usual self for about seven days. I'd say that Kai will be hyper for about 5 days then on the 6th day he'll be really, really grumpy, even grumpier than usual, and lastly he'll be sort of in a touchy-feely, lovey-duvey mood."
"Riiiight then."
"Rei-poo, will you take me shopping please?" Rei and blushed as Kai smiled sweetly up at him, fluttering his eyelashes, "Great! Come one."
"You'd better follow them boys, who knows what trouble they might get into." Mr. Dickinson watched Kai drag Rei out by his long raven hair.
~~At the Shopping Mall~~
"Kai don't you think you should stop eating ice cream, I mean, you've already eaten more than Tyson eats in a year, and that's a lot! Why don't we actually shop? Instead of just spending all of Mr. Dickinson's money." Rei watched Kai as he gobbled down chocolate ice cream. 'At least he doesn't get all over himself like Tyson.'
"I like ice cream."
"I realized. But you like Beyblading more don't you? Why don't we go and look at the shops?"
"Okay. Come on then" Kai once again grabbed Rei by his hair and dragged him to the nearest shop. Which just so happened to be a candy store.
"Oh god please no. This can not be happening. I do not want a sugar-high Kai on my hands." Rei groaned and then sweat-dropped at the thought of Kai on a total sugar-high. 'He'll trash the mall!'
"Oooo. Rei, looky, up there. Beyblade gummy sweets covered with pink and purple and blue and red and green and black and white SUGAR!!!"
"Okay we're going home. You are officially banned from all types of sugar and sweets until you're normal." Rei picked up the whimpering Kai and got a taxi home.
'I will get those delicious Beyblade sweets if it's the last thing I do!! Muwahahahaha!'
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Phoenix: How far will Kai go to get those sweets? Is Rei going to go bananas? What happened to Tyson, Max and Kenny? Find out in the next chapter!
Tyson: Please, dear Lord, if you are really up there then don't let her do anything awful to me. Amen.
*Wack*
Phoenix: I thought you were supposed to be bringing my chocolate, my war heads, my sweetarts, and every other sweet in the world. Oh yeah, go to Florida and get me some of that chocolate fudge in the candy store at Disney please.
Tyson: Yes, master.
Phoenix: That's better. Review this chapter and you get a stone cookie for you to torture Tyson with. Or Max. Whichever you feel like. But still, review!!!!
