Crossover

You all ready for some Harry Potter insanity?!  Please excuse our lack of knowledge, we really are big fat jerks for putting all you Harry Potter extremists through this.  Oh well!  Just sit back and enjoy and whatever you do, DON'T take it serious!  If WE took it seriously, we would go home every day and cry.

Scott looked at Lance hesitantly.  Before he could say anything, an owl flew by and dropped a package of eight letters at his feet. 

He picked them up to see that there was a letter addressed to each individual X-Men.  The rest of the group had come over, curious about the owl, so Scott handed the letters out.

"Curious!" said St. John, opening his envelope.  "Very curious!"

"Excuse me…but…what's curious?" asked Pietro.

"I am!" said St. John as he pulled the letter out.  Everyone read over their letters slowly and reread them to make sure they didn't misread.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?" they said all at the same time more or less.

"It says that we've been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for however long it takes us to learn our powers back." Said Scott.

"YAY!!" cheered everyone as they threw a party.  Except for Scott who was sad.

"Well, I don't want to learn my powers back…" Scott whined.

"You could just NOT learn then." Said Bobby.

"Or you can go back to Earth." Remy added.

"Maybe I could learn some other power…" Scott said, rubbing his chin.

"That's a good idea, Scott!" said Kitty.  "I think I'll do that!"

All of a sudden, eight more owls carrying a Nimbus Two Thousand and Fireball each.  They dropped the brooms to the feet of the X-Men and then flew away.

"A Nimbus Two Thousand and Fireball?" Lance said, looking at the label.

"Whatever!" said everyone as they boarded their brooms and followed the owls back to Hogwarts.

"WHOMP!!" screamed the Whomping Willow as it tried to whomp everyone as they flew down.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone as they tried to avoid being whomped.  It wasn't very hard.

They left their brooms at the door and walked inside where Professor McGonegall was talking to the First Years.  The X-Men slowly crept up to the back of the mob.  Some of them were about a head taller than the knavish little First Years.

"Oh yes." Said Professor McGonegall in a crickily crackily voice.  "These students are going to be joining us temporarily.  In a few moments you will pass through these doors and be sorted into your houses!"  Then they all went into the Great Hall and there was a Sorting Hat there.  He sang his little song and then it was time to sort everyone!

"When I read your name you will come up here and be sorted!" said Professor McGonegall as she held up a scroll.

"Are we going to be split up?" Kitty whispered to the other X-Men.

"Remy don't think so." Said Remy.

"Scott Summers!" Professor M called.

"I'm first!" said Scott as he stood up and ran over to the Sorting Hat.  He hadn't even reached the hat when it shouted 'GRYFFINDOR!!'  AWK!!  "I'm in Gryffindor!  HURRAH!!"

"Scott, stop getting so excited!" called Kurt.  "You're embarrassing us!"
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"Sorry, Charles." Said Beast.  "But I just don't see Scott running around cheering like that.  Especially because he was sorted into Gryffindor."

"I just think that Scott would take this very seriously." Professor Xavier replied.

"Whatever you say Charles…" Beast sighed.
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One by one, they were all sorted so that Kurt joined Scott in Gryffindor, Bobby and Kitty made Ravenclaw, St. John was in Hufflepuff and Pietro and Remy were in Slytherin.  The only one left to be sorted was Lance!

Lance went up to the Sorting Hat and put it on his head.

"Well…" said the Sorting Hat.  "You definitely belong in Slytherin.  But…I'm kind of a nitpick and I want you all to be in groups of two…HUFFLEPUFF!!!"

"WHAT?!" demanded Lance.

"The Sorting Hat has spoken!" Professor M said, tearing the hat off of Lance's head.  "Okay!  Now you may all leave now that all the main characters have been sorted!"

So all of the students of Hogwarts, excluding all of the unsorted first years, filed out of the Main Hall.  The 'New Students' separated from each other and went to their individual houses.

"I wonder which power I should learn…" wondered Scott out loud as he sat down in the Gryffindor common room with Kurt.

"I'm still getting over the fact that we've randomly been accepted into Hogwarts, some school I didn't even think was real." Said Kurt.

"Well it IS real Kurt." Said Scott.  "And we're here."

"I've noticed."

"What are you going to learn?" asked Scott.

"Hm…" said Kurt as he flipped though the course guide.  "Some Transfiguration… maybe Potions…I definitely have to learn how to teleport again considering that's the whole reason why I'm here."

"I think Transfiguration might be fun…" Scott agreed.

Meanwhile, in Slytherin…

"We're so bad." Said all the Slytherins.

All of a sudden, Malfoy-kun walked

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"CHARLES." Said Beast, sounding annoyed.

"I'm sorry!" said Professor Xavier.  "But that's how I distinguish him from his father!  I call him Malfoy-kun and his father Malfoy-sama!"

"Where did you get an absurd idea like that?!" demanded Beast.  They simultaneously turned and looked at the readers and then back at each other.  "Just erase it.  You promised."

"Oh very well but you're still no fun at all!" said Professor Xavier.

All of a sudden, Malfoy walked over to Remy and Pietro who were sitting innocently on a large green couch.

"As new Slytherins, you must first pass the initiation test." He announced.  A bunch of other Slytherins turned their heads to see what was going to happen THIS time.

"Initiation test?" asked Remy. 

"Isn't it enough that we were put into this house by a talking hat?" asked Pietro.

"Ever since I found out that the Sorting Hat said that Potter 'could have been great in Slytherin', I've questioned its judgment." Said Malfoy with a sneer.  "I trust only the judgment of a genuine Slytherin and whatever ridiculous tasks they may come up with to prove one's Slytheriness!"

"Me?  Pietro Maximoff?  No WORTHY?!  Listen to me…" started Pietro but he suddenly felt Remy's presence as he peered over to see Remy leaning over to whisper in his ear.  "What?"

"'Dis kid reminds me of you." Said Remy with a grin.  "White hair, full of himself, annoying… you could be twins."

"WHAT?!" Pietro demanded, appalled.

Meanwhile in Ravenclaw…

"Perhaps I could learn to hover things!  I'd have powers just like Jean but it's not like that's a bad thing!" said Kitty, flipping through the course selection book.  "I swear, walking through walls does NOT count as a power."

"I'm hoping to just learn my ice powers back and then leave." Said Bobby.  "It would be too much of a change if I tried something new."

"What class could you take to learn ICE powers?" asked Kitty.

"Or maybe!" said Bobby suddenly, ignoring Kitty entirely.  "I could just leave now and go home, NOT being a mutant!!"

"You'd rather NOT have some sort of special super human power?" asked Kitty.  "I mean, I know I want to be normal but having a power is just WAY to cool."

"Maybe I could just learn to be a wizard." Said Bobby.  "My parents hate mutants but maybe they don't hate WIZARDS!  I can still have cool powers and not be a mutant!"

"You should try looking through this." Said Kitty as she handed Bobby the book.  "It's not as easy as you'd think.  Plus, we're only temporary students so it's not like we have the necessary seven years."

Meanwhile in Hufflepuff…

"One more time…" said Lance as he thought hard, as if still trying to figure something out.  "What house are we in again?"

"Hufflepuff." St. John answered, trying to fight back his tears.

Just then, Justin Finch-Fletchy walked over carrying a bunch of robes.  "Here in Hufflepuff, we don't get brand new robes." He explained.  "We get all these hand-me-down robes.  Here you go!"

He then tossed a robe to St. John and Lance.

"We have to SHARE a robe?" St. John said, sounding disgusted.

"No…" said Justin Finch Fletchy.  "If you want, you can cut it in half or something.  But we didn't realize that we would be getting new Hufflepuffs this year so we didn't have any spares.  We found this one up in the attic by chance so you two should be thankful."

Considering St. John and Lance weren't ABOUT to say, "Oh, that's okay!", they both jumped Justin Finch-Fletchy and stole HIS robe so they each got their own!  HURRAY!!

The next day, the Hufflepuffs and Slytherins had Potions with Professor Snape.

"Charles, I'm not very well adverse in the language of Harry Potter." Beast said suddenly, sounding nervous.

"You're not are you?" Professor Xavier said, raising an eyebrow.

"I've seen the first movie two or three times…and the second movie two times I think…"

"Don't tell me you haven't read the books!"

"I haven't…"

"The books are so much better!  They left so much out of the movies!  I was appalled and brought my book along so I could shout out every little detail they left out and whenever they changed one of the lines that I held dear to me!  I was so angry…"

"It's all right, Charles." Said Beast, regretting that he brought it up.  "Just type and I'll be quiet, okay?"

"Hey Weasley!" said Malfoy as he sat behind St. John.  "I despise your red hair and your hand-me-down robe!"

St. John looked behind him at Malfoy.  "Are you, by some off chance, talking to me?" he asked.

"Who else would I be talking to?" Malfoy asked as his two stupid minions chuckled.  "I only see one Weasley here!"

"I'll have you know that I am NOT a Weasley." Said St. John.  "You must have me confused with someone else because I don't even know who the Weasleys are!  I am, in fact, a proud member of the Allerdyce family and if you think that I am…"

"Weasley!" said Professor Snape angrily.  "Stop talking out in the middle of class!  Ten points from Gryffindor!"

"I'm not in Gryffindor." Said St. John.

"Ten more points for talking back to me!" Professor Snape shouted.

"Not only am I not in Gryffindor but I'm not Weasley either!" St. John argued.

"Ten more points!"

"There aren't even any Gryffindors in this room!!" St. John yelled.  "I am a HUFFLEPUFF!!"

"What are you even doing here, Weasley?!" demanded Professor Snape.  "This is my Slytherin-Hufflepuff Potions class!  Get out of my room this instant!"

St. John shrugged and decided that he didn't want to be in this class anyway so he stood up and left.

"Hey!" said Lance, standing up.  "That's not fair!  Don't leave me alone with all these Hufflepuffs and Slytherins!"

"Be quiet…" said Professor Snape, looking at his class list.  "Alvers!"

Lance sat down in his seat as he enviously watched St. John leave the class.

Pietro and Remy were sitting next to each other.  They turned to each other and shrugged at the exact same time.  They were Slytherins.  They ruled.

Meanwhile, the Gryffindors and Ravenclaws had Herbology together.

"I can't see how this is going to help me learn back my powers…" said Bobby as he potted some screaming plants.

"I know!" said Kitty.  "I can't see this coming in handy!"

"Frankly, I like not having to wear my sunglasses!" said Scott as he senselessly flaunted his sexy green eyes at some Ravenclaw girls.

"What's that got to do with anything?" asked Kurt.

"Nothing." Said Scott.

Then they continued to pot their screaming plants.

"Ah, my scar…" came the voice of Harry Potter from across Scott.

"Are you all right, Harry?" asked Ron.

"Yeah…it's just my scar again…no big deal…" Harry answered.

"But it always starts hurting whenever You-Know-Who or any of his followers are close by!" Hermione pointed out.

"But there can't possibly be any of THOSE people around!" said Ron.

"I must ask, Charles…" said Beast.  "Where is this story going?"

"What do you mean?" asked Professor Xavier.

"Are they just going to hang out in Hogwarts learning their powers back?"

"You don't think that would be exciting?"

"But that's already been done…you know, with the REAL Harry Potter books and movies."

"And look at the author!  She made MILLIONS!  Everyone loves her!"

"I guess that would be something we call 'plagiarism'." Beast explained.

"Oh right." Said Professor Xavier.  "I forgot all about that little aspect…But I don't want them to leave the world of Harry Potter so quickly!  I enjoy it far too much!"

"Maybe one of the X-Men or any others could fall in love with one of the Harry Potter characters!" Beast suggested.

"Who?" asked Professor Xavier.

"Well…let's leave Pietro alone…" said Beast.  "Who hasn't anything drastically weird happen to them?"

"How about St. John?" said Professor Xavier.  "I mean, he was straight during the Slash story after all."

"But everyone thinks he's Ron Weasley."

"Maybe someone who's in love with Ron can mistake St. John for Ron and profess their love to St. John!"

"But no one's in love with Ron…"

"You've only seen the first two movies but later on, Ron and Hermione are DEFINITELY in love!"

"It can't be Hermione!  She would be able to tell the difference St. John and Ron.  After all, they're friends."

"Lovers." Professor Xavier said.

"Um…no." said Beast.  "Someone else."

"Well…we'll make someone up!"

"But that would be ANOTHER original character!"

"I know!  It could be Angelina Johnson!"

"…Who's she?" asked Beast.

"She's on the Gryffindor Quidditch team." Said Professor Xavier.

"How are we going to get these two together?" asked Beast. 

"Just watch my magic fingers!" Professor Xavier almost sang as he began typing furiously.

Meanwhile, St. John was wandering the hallways alone.  He had been kicked out of his first class because he was mistaken for this mysterious 'Ron Weasley'.

"At this rate, I'll NEVER get my powers back!" St. John said, sounding angry.  He walked quickly with frustration and accidentally crashed into a girl who seemed to be hurrying to her next class.  Her books and papers fluttered everywhere.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" she said frantically.

"I'll get it…" sighed St. John as the two of them bent down and started picking up the papers.  She looked at him.

"Hey…you're one of the Weasleys, aren't you?" she said, pointing at him.

St. John shrugged.  "Sure!" he said.  "Why not?  Ron." He put his hand out for her to shake.

"Angelina Johnson." She said, shaking his hand.  "So um…where are you going in such a hurry?"

"My professor kicked me out of class…" St. John answered as he picked up the last book.  The two stood up.  "So I'm just waiting until it's time for my next one."

"Um…look, I'm late enough as it is…" Angelina said, looking around.  "I really have to go…but…do you want to hang out later?  You're in Gryffindor, aren't you?  We could meet in the common room…later or something…"

"Actually, I'm in Hufflepuff." Said St. John.

"Oh really?" said Angelina.  "I heard that ALL the Weasleys were in Gryffindor!"

"Not me!" said St. John.  "I'm special."

"Yeah…I can see that." Said Angelina with a smile.  But then she blushed.  "I have to go!  See you later!"  She hurried off.

"Charles, this is going to turn into another Romance portion of the story." Beast interrupted.

"Well…we could change it around." Said Professor Xavier.  "So it's not just 'Oh, I love you Ron!' and 'I love you Angelina!'"

"What did you have in mind?" asked Beast.

"You'll see!" said Professor Xavier.

"Oh TELL me Charles!" Beast pleaded.

"If I told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!" Professor Xavier sang.