AWK!! I hope you didn't think it was OVER?! Don't be silly! We have a tendency of not ending stories when they should end and if you have read any of our prior works, you would know this from past experiences!
Kitty scrolled up to the top of the page and started reading. After reading about a page about Jean and Pietro's lives being empty, she slowly backed away from the computer.
"Whoa…" she said. "This can't be what I think it is…" She turned around and walked out of the room. After standing outside the doorway for a minute or two, her curiosity got the best of her and she forced herself back into the room and pulled a chair up.
She read the story intently, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. The fact that Jean and Pietro were married just seemed a bit odd for her taste. Then, when they even had a kid and discovered that it wasn't Pietro's…But REMY'S!!
Speak of the devil, Remy and the other Acolytes minus Sabretooth who unfortunately died, ran in.
"Ha!" laughed St. John. Of course, he continued his diabolical laughter but I don't want to reiterate myself by writing out every single ha that he said.
"Be quiet!" Remy hushed him. "Now that the institute is empty, we can finally come in and do what it is we have to do!"
The three stood there in silence.
"Colossus, you stand guard at the door." Remy instructed. "We'll search the institute."
Colossus nodded and ran back to the front door. At that exact moment, St. John and Remy turned around and saw Kitty staring at them with a shocked expression.
"There's someone in here!" St. John gasped.
"Remy sees that." Said Remy, sounding annoyed.
"SHH!!" St. John said. "She'll hear us!!"
"Be quiet!" Remy said.
"We have to burn her so she doesn't kill us!!" St. John said, jumping up and down.
"She can't kill us." Remy said. "All she can do is walk through walls."
"Can we burn her anyway?!"
"Oh fine…"
"Oh…can I do it?!" St. John asked eagerly.
"No, I think Remy's gonna do it this time." Remy replied just to confuse and infuriate St. John.
"But…but…" St. John said, extremely confused and slightly infuriated.
"Guys, hang on." Said Kitty suddenly. "Could we get a rain check on burning me? I just want you to see something first." She pointed at Remy. "It's mostly for you."
"Why can't I see it too?" St. John said, sounding offended.
"Sure!" said Kitty with a sigh. "Whatever!" Remy and St. John walked over to the computer and looked over each of Kitty's shoulders.
After a few moments of reading, St. John suddenly burst into a fit of hysterical hyena-ish laughter. "You're paired up with Pietro!!" he laughed. "How did you two possibly create a child?!"
"Apparently, he created one with Jean." Kitty explained.
"Remy don't think this is very funny." Remy said, sounding annoyed. "Remy oughta do you in for this."
"I didn't write it!" Kitty said defensively. "Why would I pair myself up with HIM if I wrote it?!"
"What?!" St. John said enthusiastically as he scrolled down the story to find his name. "Whoa…we have a kid…"
"I haven't gotten THAT far yet!" Kitty said as she leaned over St. John's shoulder. "ARGH!! We do!"
"Cornelius?" St. John pondered. Then he turned and looked at Kitty with a raised eyebrow. "Cornelius?"
"I didn't write it!!" Kitty insisted.
The three of them continued reading the story out loud all the way through. When they were finally finished, all three of them were surprisingly silent.
After a few minutes of just standing there in awe, Remy made the first move.
"Remy just wanna make a few t'ings clear…" he said as he held his hand up as if to count on his fingers. "First of all…Remy would never have a kid with Jean. Second, Remy would NEVER…EVER marry Pietro. Third of all…" Remy paused to think for a second then he threw his hands up into the air. "Third of all, Remy is appalled dat he was even IN dis story!"
"You think YOU had it bad?" said Kitty as she began scrolling the fanfiction again. "I married St. John, had a kid named Cornelius, savagely sucked the blood of an innocent family…"
"Calm down guys." Said St. John. "We all know that we were horribly misrepresented in this crude piece of literature but that gives us no right to unfairly put it down without hearing the author's case or knowing the inspiration."
"And what does dat mean in Pyro Language?" asked Remy.
"We need to fight fire with fire!" St. John said as he sat down in a wheely chair and wheeled right up to the computer.
"You not going to ADD to it are you?" Kitty asked, utterly stupefied.
"As a matter of fact, I am!" St. John said as he cracked his knuckles.
"That can't possibly be a good idea." Said Kitty as she pushed St. John off the seat and sat down. "I'LL do it!"
"I'm perfectly capable…" St. John whined.
"You're not capable of doing anything…" said Kitty as if that wasn't a really mean thing to say. "Except burning stuff."
"Actually, Remy has his lighter." Said Remy, leaning over Kitty's shoulder to see what she was writing.
"So I was thinking of just righting all the wrongs that this story had." Said Kitty. "No need to ADD to it."
She paused, staring at the screen.
"Actually, I'm just going to add to it." Kitty decided. "Make it a little better for myself. Maybe whoever wrote it will come back and like the addition I made to it and then decide not to make us look so stupid…"
"We still think that YOU wrote it!!" said St. John.
"Whatever!" said Kitty, sounding irritated.
"Remy think you done enough writing already." Said Remy, pushing Kitty's chair out of the way and then pulling up a new one.
"What?!" Kitty said, leaping up. "YOU'RE going to type?!"
"But I said it first!" whined St. John.
"I'll go first or I'll just blow the computer up and then NONE of us will get a turn." Remy threatened, turning to the computer. "Remy's first action will be to bring Chere into the story."
"Chere?" said St. John and Kitty at the same time.
"'Rogue'." Remy explained.
"Ooohh…" said Kitty and St. John.
"But she was already in the story!" Kitty pointed out. "And we turned into Power Rangers and killed her!"
"That was a different Rogue." Remy said.
"Obviously!" said St. John, throwing his hands up in the air.
We've gotten a few comments/questions about our little experiment with 'Red and Silver'.
1) We are NOT submitting Red and Silver to see how well we do in the romance section. We are only doing so to see if people would think it's funny like you guys do.
2) If you know our secret, evil, FIENDISH plan, don't review saying 'Hehehe! It's so awesome how you guys submitted this story without Beast and Professor Xavier's comments just to fool people!' because then that just ruins it all…you can hint that we're evil with clever wording if you MUST. But don't completely give away our plan!
3) All right…should we submit the humorous parts of the story into 'Red and Silver'? Or should we end it here?
