Cloud was sitting on a cid. cid was gay because... he sexed Cloud up. Tifa was engaged to a cow. Who was really Jenova after there was a sex change. upon learning this, the cow did the gopher dance of.... fertility on Cloud and his bright pink pet iguana named Fernando. The Iguana ate a piece of Aeris' dress and... sacrificed the walnut of chinchillas. Vincent masturbated to this spectacle with the help of Barret and a stale chalupa. Yuffie had been turned into a lesbian who started making out... a with Jenova. But Yuffie discovered Jenova was a man with a very small penis. Vincent... dressed in drag, did the hula with an onion ring and... made love to a french mule. The mule was really Red recently spayed, crying for his stolen virginity. Palmer tried to speak portuguese but he got an urge to pee in Aeris' flower garden so he did. But suddenly a drug dealer appeared and offered... a Teddy Rucksbin doll. Then, Red XIII bit his head off... then Reeve ate it. Tifa, ran to Mukki and said, "Do me now you beast!" Mukki then grew five tails.... then got shot by Barret. By this time Cloud had defiled Aerith's corpse and sold... her arms and legs for... Hojo's new experiment which involved a duck and a pencil. cid was abashed, and exclaimed: "I really need to pee!!" Rufus appeared and told him, "Go pee in my grandma." this was all fine and good except... out of nowhere appeared Sephiroth. and wanted to rape Cloud... With a broomstick that was Aeris' secret lover. Cloud became... rather infatuated with the broom, and asked the broom for a giraffe and a frenchman. Aeris tossed herself into the large tub of jello. Tifa had a boob removed to seduce Reno so that he jerk off. So then Sephiroth... decided that Reno had a sexy ass and battled Tifa for control of the panda. The panda became Tifa's bitch.
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author - ---- - sola, kristen , becky, cristin, tess, eos, sayna, alex, sakura, nicolabr
thanx guyz!!!!!1
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disclaimor-- squak. br
author - ---- - sola, kristen , becky, cristin, tess, eos, sayna, alex, sakura, nicolabr
thanx guyz!!!!!1
