Disclaiming again: I have nothing to do with Final Fantasy VII or anything that has to do with squaresoft, except that I own a whole bunch of games made by them.....YAWWNNN, I'm already getting bored and it's only chapter two, DAMN!!!
Where we last left our heroes they were scratching their heads and saying things like it came out of some crappy anime series. GAWD!!!! What the hell is wrong with me!!! Anyway, in summary, Sephiroth came back, Cloud's been having a seizure the whole story, barrets gone trigger happy, tifa stole Cid's $#%W%*%^%*&%*^ line, Vincent thinks bugenhagens hot, yuffie got choked, Red XIII found out which flea was the one which tasted like cherry, and Cait Sith lost his Arm!!!! Are you bored yet, I am so dearly sorry, all of you, but please please read on!!! If you don't, the people, yeah, you know the people I'm talking about, uh-uh them, they'll come and get me!!! So please read on!!!.........
Everyone walks into cosmo canyon, looking around in awe as they see dusk setting in...
Cid: Hey, That one looks like Tifa's F%$#@^ Tit's!!!
Tifa: What the hell are you looking at!?
Cid: Third from the left rock formation
Everyone agrees in unison
Cloud:(sounding drunk) I drank the water and I have diarrhea now(loud farting noises
ensue)
Tifa: What the hell is wrong with you guys(starts jumping up and down, evryone starts to stare at her breasts jiggiling) We are here to find out how to revive aeris!!!
Everyones head bobs up and down watching her boobs
Tifa: Good, well, hey wait a second, are you bastards staring at my breasts.
Bugenhagen walks out from behind a bush sighing and pulling his pants up
Bugenhagen: Well, Tifa, It's simple, most people exept for gay people th-
Cloud: WHOOOOOO HHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bugenhagen: ahem, as I was saying, they only think you're in the game for the sex appeal.(smile, smile smile, smile)
Everyone is staring at Tifa, even Yuffie.
Yuffie: Woah, I never noticed what a huge rack She had
Cid slowly begins to drool and collapses on the ground
Barret takes off his gun arm and hits himself in the balls, eyes bluge and he collapes on the ground wimpering
Cid 's cigerette drops out of his mouth, he steps on it and continues druling so much that he falls to the ground and starts saying water....water.....wat-
Red XIII just stands there watching everyone collpase
Cloud suddenly humps out of the wheelchair he was in and holds up a box of suger and chugs it.
Cloud:(Seemingly doing some plug line for a camera) mmmmm mmmhhh Suger baby!!! No one can live without the stuff(More more more starts playing cloud begins dancing)
Bugenhagen begins to dance around
Bugenhagen:(singing in a raspy voice) More more more!!! How do you like it, how do you like it!!! Morre More More!!!!!
Cait Sith:(begins running around wildly) Ahhhh, The music!!!!! Brain overload imminent!!!!!(begins running toward doorway)
Elder:(walking out of doorway) Good thing I found this 500 year old book of our discoverys
Cait sith crashs into him causing the book to fly
Elder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith: The Noise!!!!! Self destruct in 3, 2, 1
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two hours later everyone wakes up not remembering a thing
Cid walks over to barret
Cid: pssstt, should we tell Tifa shes only in this for the Sex appeal and that her shirts missing
Barret:(staring at Tifa) Nope, I don't think we should
Tifa: Ummmm, well Bugenhagen how do bring some back to life who is already dead??
Bugenhagen: Ohhhh, you guys must be retards, you use a pheniox Down on them!!!!!
Tifa: OHHHHhhh.
Bugenhagen: Why don't you guys stay the night,(wink), it might be fun,(wink)
Everyone:(in gay anime style)YEAH!!!!!
Next Time, it will be a very disturbing moment in video game history!!!
Where we last left our heroes they were scratching their heads and saying things like it came out of some crappy anime series. GAWD!!!! What the hell is wrong with me!!! Anyway, in summary, Sephiroth came back, Cloud's been having a seizure the whole story, barrets gone trigger happy, tifa stole Cid's $#%W%*%^%*&%*^ line, Vincent thinks bugenhagens hot, yuffie got choked, Red XIII found out which flea was the one which tasted like cherry, and Cait Sith lost his Arm!!!! Are you bored yet, I am so dearly sorry, all of you, but please please read on!!! If you don't, the people, yeah, you know the people I'm talking about, uh-uh them, they'll come and get me!!! So please read on!!!.........
Everyone walks into cosmo canyon, looking around in awe as they see dusk setting in...
Cid: Hey, That one looks like Tifa's F%$#@^ Tit's!!!
Tifa: What the hell are you looking at!?
Cid: Third from the left rock formation
Everyone agrees in unison
Cloud:(sounding drunk) I drank the water and I have diarrhea now(loud farting noises
ensue)
Tifa: What the hell is wrong with you guys(starts jumping up and down, evryone starts to stare at her breasts jiggiling) We are here to find out how to revive aeris!!!
Everyones head bobs up and down watching her boobs
Tifa: Good, well, hey wait a second, are you bastards staring at my breasts.
Bugenhagen walks out from behind a bush sighing and pulling his pants up
Bugenhagen: Well, Tifa, It's simple, most people exept for gay people th-
Cloud: WHOOOOOO HHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bugenhagen: ahem, as I was saying, they only think you're in the game for the sex appeal.(smile, smile smile, smile)
Everyone is staring at Tifa, even Yuffie.
Yuffie: Woah, I never noticed what a huge rack She had
Cid slowly begins to drool and collapses on the ground
Barret takes off his gun arm and hits himself in the balls, eyes bluge and he collapes on the ground wimpering
Cid 's cigerette drops out of his mouth, he steps on it and continues druling so much that he falls to the ground and starts saying water....water.....wat-
Red XIII just stands there watching everyone collpase
Cloud suddenly humps out of the wheelchair he was in and holds up a box of suger and chugs it.
Cloud:(Seemingly doing some plug line for a camera) mmmmm mmmhhh Suger baby!!! No one can live without the stuff(More more more starts playing cloud begins dancing)
Bugenhagen begins to dance around
Bugenhagen:(singing in a raspy voice) More more more!!! How do you like it, how do you like it!!! Morre More More!!!!!
Cait Sith:(begins running around wildly) Ahhhh, The music!!!!! Brain overload imminent!!!!!(begins running toward doorway)
Elder:(walking out of doorway) Good thing I found this 500 year old book of our discoverys
Cait sith crashs into him causing the book to fly
Elder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith: The Noise!!!!! Self destruct in 3, 2, 1
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two hours later everyone wakes up not remembering a thing
Cid walks over to barret
Cid: pssstt, should we tell Tifa shes only in this for the Sex appeal and that her shirts missing
Barret:(staring at Tifa) Nope, I don't think we should
Tifa: Ummmm, well Bugenhagen how do bring some back to life who is already dead??
Bugenhagen: Ohhhh, you guys must be retards, you use a pheniox Down on them!!!!!
Tifa: OHHHHhhh.
Bugenhagen: Why don't you guys stay the night,(wink), it might be fun,(wink)
Everyone:(in gay anime style)YEAH!!!!!
Next Time, it will be a very disturbing moment in video game history!!!
