Disclaimer: Hi everybody, if you have actually read this far into my S*&^% stroy then you must have problems or you are really bored, some people say I am even disturbed ^_^. Anyway ,I have nothing to do with FF7, squaresoft does, unless......I buy the compoany and all the rights by buying over 50% of the comapnys stocks!!!! HAH HAHA HAHAHA oops.... You wern't supossed to know that. Uhhhh, yeahhhhhh. Well enjoy my story and this chapter will reveolve around vincint(The creepy guy, but if you're reading this you probably know that already, but if you don't, I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOY!!!!!! KILLLLLL!!!!!!! oops, well enjoy!!!

Where we left our retarded hereos.... Where did I leave them..... Uhhhhhh..... Maybe I shouldn't have written this part.....

Yuffies Evil side(me!!!!):just for your info I was originally Cid's Turtle but I couldn't log in... damn it.... Anyway, hey you dumbass reader!!!

Hobo: Yeah

Me: No, not you, him

Hobo 2: me???

Me: NOOO!!!!!!!

Hermapridate: Me???

Me: Yeah, you!!! Where the hell did I leave off???

Hermapridite: Well, I believe you left off with everyone discovering they just needed to use a phenoix down to revive aeris, and Barret and Cid can now blackmail Tifa anbd Yuffie. Also Cait Sith is dead and bugenhagen can disco. Sephiroth is also eating at mcdonalds.

Me: What ther F%#$# is this bull&^%$, oh well, I'll just use, (underbreath)Stupid F%^&$#@

Hermapridite:Huh???

Me:(quickly) Nothing, Nothing.....

Chapeter 4......

Vincint is in lab in Shinra mansion, mixing things together....

Vincint: If I add some of my hair, some of Sephiroths hair, some cats hair, Tifas hair and Cids hair, and soak it in water for a hour, I get a really wet Hairball!!!!!!! Ohhh, waaaittt, I'm trying to cure myself, back to square one...

Begins throwing darts at a wall, which shows bugenhagen mooning the camra which it was taken with.

Three hours 12 minutes 14 seconds 65 miliseconds 88865 nanoseconds later....

Vincint: At last, I have created the perfect concoction!!!!(Lighting strikes in backround Vincint Jumps)I have to get that fixed.

He drinks the concoction, as the lightning thing breaks so lighting is flashing over and over agin in the room as he collapses on the floor. His last thoughts before blacking out were....(Damn this is like a crappy horror flick!!!!)

Oustide of nibleham, some creepy ass evnts are beginnig to happen......

On the Junon News.....

Anchor: In our top stories today, the nude mud wrestling match occured today between two of the hotest people around in this anchors opinion. Heidegger and Reed!!! oops, I just admitted on the air that I'm really gay. In other News, there are hordes of squirrals with a evil glow in their eyes surronding nibbleham, it should appear that all they need is a leader, so no one should, I reapeat no should try to feed the animals.....

Vincint wakes up and looks in the mirror to discover that he has transformed into... A squirral(it was preety damn obvious if I say so myself!!)

The next morning in Cosmo, everyone is staring around a Tv set, watching this news.

Cloud: I like mud wrestling, especially between fireman!!!

Everybody really hopes to ghet the old cloud back soon.

Tifa: Oh my god!!! We have to go save Nibbleham, it's my hometown after all!!!!(as she does this, she jumps up and down

Yuffie and Red XIII: Yeah!!!! (red XIII gives into urges as a cat like animal and begins licking balls like you see so many cats do)

Yuffie: Oh my GoD!!!!!

Takes out wepon and starts hittng over head. He falls to ground. Having dreams about sleeping.
Barret: What if we don't want to go.

Cid: Yeah!!!

Tifa: What the hell are you talking about!!!

Barret: We have a video...

Tifa: OF WHAT!!!

Cid: Of what you F%$^%$ did to cloud last night.

Yuffie: I don't know what you're talking about

Barret: I know you two did something to him, we have it on tape!!!

Tifa: Have you even looked at that tape yet??

Cid: Nooooo....

Tifa: We were just drawing on his face, Damn!!!

Cloud: I like eating crayons

Barret: Well.... Cid, can I use your line???

Cid: We'll say it together, okay..

Barret and Cid: WELL S^%$# !!!!!

Everyone begins runnig to Nibbleham to save the town, except for red XIII, whos still licking himself.

Back in nibbleham, where everyone nibbles on ham.....

Vincint squirral runs up the stairs to the rest of the mansion, and goes outside...

The army of squirrals sees him

Squirral 1:(Look, at that evil squirral in the town!!!) then points to Vincint

Squirral 2: (He must be really brave if he is already in the town!!!) then points to Vincint

Every other squirral: (Yeah!!!!) Rushes into town and they place Vincint on shoulders

Squirral 1: (Congrats, you will lead us to control of the town where evryone nibbles on ham!!!!)

Vincint:(????)

Squirral 678.345: (I'm just part of a squirral!!!) Falls to ground dead

Squirral 2: (You are our general, lead us to victory!!!)

Vincint: (Whats in it for me??)

Squirral 45.23: (Power, women and food!!!) Drops to ground dead

Vincint:( hmmmmm.... Okay!!! Charge!!!!) Rushes into town

Other squirrals: (Charge!!!!!!) Rush into town

As the squirrals rush, a man walks out of his house, he holds up a hand...

Man: Stop!!!

Squirrals stop wondering what the F$#@ is wrong with him

Man:(holds up camera) I'm a news junkie and I would like to get a picture for the upcoming invasion, please!!!

All squirrals go into od poses ranging from standing there to kicking the guy next to him in the nuts to soemone doing somehting to the person next to them.

Man: Smile!!!(click)

Squirrals then charge the town, instantly killing him....

I'm starting to get a little bored of all of this, and I might want to do my blooper reel somemore, so I need motivation if you want to see chapter five roll out fast, this also seems to be getting less and less funny, so please send good reviews or e-mail me good reviews to get me writing again. E-mail Authur Yuffies Evil Side(Once was Cid's Turtle) at tardytheturtle1@yahoo.com Please send comments there or review

P.S This s*&^% sucks