Zephon was often underestimated. When Raziel came back, the last thing in
his mind was to kill Zephon. alas another misunderstanding presents itself.
I call this one "Zephon: The real spider behind the mask" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------
Raziel was very distraught... after watching his youngest brother's death at the hand of Ronald... and after getting the ultimate spanking by his dad, Raziel was in a bad sort of mood.
After being told by Ariel AND the Elder God that there was some sort of INFESTATION... in the CATHERDERAL... where the GATE which you can PASS THROUGH is... Raziel decided he should probably take a look at the Cathedral near the gate you can pass through.
Raziel had also found out, that is was Zephon in there... it took a lot of work but eventually Raziel finally understood what the Elder God had been telling him...
"ZEPHON... is IN.. the CATHEDERAL"
Raziel struggled with the whole IN part... I mean how could he trust something, which had a blue tornado in the middle of it? That's right he couldn't... but he did (eventually.)
Raziel thought back to the days when he had been Kain's favourite... back in the good ol' days when Raziel still had his skin and crows didn't start biting rocks.
Zephon had always been the most... disturbed... of the brothers... he'd never been quite the same as everyone else.
Zephon had always been the brother who dipped into the dark arts of make up and ear styling... he had over 700 earrings and the girliest voice around. Kain had failed to notice that Zephon also had a huge fetish for Spiders and ate at least 5 billion a day... consequently Zephon had grown wings long before Raziel as he had consumed so many flies. Just Zephon did a damn good job of hiding it...
Of course all the others brothers knew he had wings... and tentacles... and a head that could split into three... and a fake nose... and X-ray glasses. Just when they grassed on him to Kain, Kain didn't believe them... cause each time Zephon put on SO much make up before hand, no one could tell who he was... (Raziel remembered hitting on Zephon once after a BIG mix up with makeup... that had been one of the most traumatic events of Raziel's life.)
Well Raziel wanted to know Zephon's secrets so he could dress up as Ariel to get that two faced effect. Raziel however knew, that Zephon was a tad bit unsociable and therefore phoned him in advance.
The phone in Zephon's cathedral rang... the phone, being part of Zephon was picked up quite quickly.
Raziel: Hey brother how ya been?
Zephon: Well I turned into a giant spider God thing, and I control this Cathedral... what you been up to?
Raziel: Avenging my death... accidentally killing all my brothers ya know the usual.
Zephon: Say you wanna come round?
Raziel: Well I am a bit busy... but I think I could swing by.
Zephon: Oh do you have the Soul Reaver yet?
Raziel: Yeah stole that off Kain ages ago
Zephon: Ok seeya in a few minutes then.
Raziel: Yeah seeya.
Raziel put the phone down... passed through the door that lead to the Cathedral and walked up to the monumental building. Raziel eagerly ran up to it, he desperately wanted to meet his brother; he had a lot of catching up to.
Bumping into a door that had the Soul Reaver marks on it and a Soul Reaver shaped hole in the middle of it, Raziel decided to throw rocks at the door. It didn't work Raziel hurled himself against the door... ramming against it, kicking it.. even getting his jaw out at it...
"Oh hehehehe" Raziel said with a light bulb appearing over his already beaming face... Raziel went into the specteral realm and rammed himself into the door once more.
"Zephon had always been mean, is it possible that he also was in league with McDonalds? No! Zephon would never betray us! I must succeed FOR KAIN.. I mean err.. for the ELDER!"
Raziel changed back into the Material realm after glancing at the "Walkthrough" he had... he pressed the square button.. only to find.. his controller... was broken.
After buying a new control and cursing wildly at Sony for making such a bad control in the first place (Yeah you guessed it I'm a Nintendo fan.) he finally put his hand in the door. Realising it was the wrong hand, he put the hand with the soul reaver into the door instead.
The door slid open, but Raziel's hand was trapped... he got flung against the side, his hand still trapped into the door, his life slowly going down and down... till he faded into the specteral realm and broke free of the doors evil grip.
After the minor door problem Raziel burst into the door, stood on the strange blue thing that somehow lets you go back to the Material Realm and saw a spider.
Raziel did the best thing he could to deal with the situation; he jumped on top of a small stool and shrieked as loud as he could. The spider glanced at Raziel and walked off...
Raziel gave a sigh of relief and walked forward... BOOM a 6-foot vampire that was basically a spider burst into Raziel and knocked him to the floor.
Raziel got up and started shouting at the vampire.
"You fool, you knocked me over... what do you think you are a jungle creature or something?"
"Well I am part of a ra-" tried to reply the Vampire
"The speed you were going anyone would think you were an evolved vampire of the Zephoniam clan who evolved into insect like spider creatures... which of course is a totally laughable idea."
The vampire told Raziel his life story which consisted of one sentence.
"I am a spider vampire in the Zephoniam clan, spare me a dime guv'nor."
Raziel, sickened by the sight of the poor wallpaper job in the Cathedral replied with rage.
"What manner of interior designer are you that you cannot make your own bad TV show that people only watch to have a damn good laugh at you failing?!" Raziel took a step back, actually quite scared by the spider-like vampire interior designer bloke.
But then Raziel remembered... he was the one holding all the cards.
The lighting went down to a gambling mood, a cigarette appeared in both the vampire and Raziel's mouth, as well as an American accent in the Vampire's voice and a blackjack table falling from the sky.
"Hit me" Raziel said
The Vampire paused a second, trying to remember what Blackjack was... he was about to kick the table over and start a drunken bar fight when he realised Raziel was referring to the cards.
"17" the vampire said
"Hit me" Raziel called out again.
The vampire paused once more... wondering whether Raziel could do with a friendly slap. He'd rather not with Raziel being immortal and immensely powerful.
"21" the vampire said
"Hit me" Raziel said calmly
"But sir!" the vampire exclaimed
"I SAID HIT ME DAMMIT!" Raziel now getting up.
The vampire, realising that perhaps Raziel wasn't talking about cards anymore-slapped Raziel.
Raziel, realising that this was no longer about cards tried to shake hands with the vampire, but the vampire who was determined to make Raziel happy continued to pummel him.
Raziel, now seeing there was no reasoning tried to use the soul reaver, but his spiral energy was not at full and the damn reaver had run off... he tried to claw the Vampire's eyes out but didn't want to get his claws dirty... Raziel just tapped the vampire in a vain effort to make him stop... the vampire, now extremely worn out... collapsed.
Raziel accidentally tripped over the vampire, his claws landed straight through the vampire's heart... killing him.
Raziel felt terrible... he'd killed another of his nephews, he was a terrible uncle. As he devoured the child's soul he wondered why the souls all looked and tasted radioactive, Raziel now thinking his new diet was potentially life threatening carried on without a care in the world... except that of make up.
Raziel knew this place had been a massive human weapon against Kain's empire...
"A weapon of brass and stone" said Raziel to himself. "Zephon's really done well for himself." However Raziel could not picture the place as a weapon... did it grow legs and run after annoying chimney sweeping children who claimed they knew where the Nobles stashed the drugs? Or did it fall on its side and roll after potential targets?
Then Raziel knew... it sat there until Vampires infested it because it was totally defenceless... how stupid Raziel had been, thinking that the Cathedral could be USEFUL.
After exploring the massive building, stirring up trouble by smacking bells and giggling at the loud noises, and smashing open windows with the sheer sound of it Raziel came across a serious block puzzle.
Raziel scratched his noggin and tried to wonder how he pushing a bunch of blocks into block like holes could trigger a switch to become switch able.. but it did.
After a lot of random block pushing and turning and vampire slaying Raziel came across a room that was similar.
What mystified Raziel further was there appeared to be an infinite amount of vampires... unless Raziel did not consume their souls... perhaps this was the Elder's way of teasing him.
Then Raziel heard the Elder's wise words.
"I thought you were getting a little podgy Raziel, now we can't have the hero fat can we? Or if he has spots its a big no no... Raziel remember... you need this job... but this job does not need you."
Raziel... not fully understanding what the Elder meant, assumed it was more helpful/good news and looked increasingly smug.
Raziel had also discovered a new type of foe... Humans... that were wearing red skirts.
At first Raziel assumed that this human was one of the fabled "ladies"... but then the Human started throwing knife like sticks at Raziel in a hostile way. The human seemed to have been ignorant to the fact that
a) His aim was terrible
b) Raziel was holding the Soul Reaver which could and would kill him in one shot
c) He was fighting for the wrong team
Well Raziel continued on his merry way, until he got to a room where a hunter with a flamethrower (Devon knows what they'll come up with next) was cut in two.
"Heh, I'll probably need that to light my cigars off." Raziel had NO intention of killing any more of his brothers... I mean think of Kain's will after he died...
"And my entire empire I leave to my only heir... er... that Human fighting for the wrong team, may you do your job as well as I have."
Raziel thought that was a pretty sorry looking will, and therefore didn't want to kill anymore of his brothers.
After bursting into the room he caught sight of a giant bug stuck on the wall... ... the conflict music began to play.
Raziel looked at the giant bug which appeared to have a curtain of buglike arms above it... suddenly a face type thing came out of the middle bit and started laughing in a girly voice.
"RAZIEL... as you can see I've become a giant spider and thrown myself into the wall so I could be one with this cathedral." Said the bug, now known as Zephon
"Yeah one of your kids told me." said Raziel
"Damn, I wanted it to be a surprise too..." replied Zephon.
Raziel walked up to Zephon and shook one of his bug like hands.
"So blue skinned brother, what do you want from this oversized excuse for a boss?" asked Zephon
"Well Zephon, there's this real hot lady I know called Ariel." started Raziel
"Is this the kinda hot that'll kill me, or the kinda" Zephon stopped as he tried to wolf whistle, but it sounded more like a bee dying and its family trying to comfort the parents. "hot?"
"Errr... bit of both, mainly the first." said Raziel.
"And I suppose you want me to kill her for you?" Smiled Zephon.
"Nah I'll do that later... look Zephon... I really wanna dress up in her... errhum... style.. I've often wondered whats it like to be a y'know.. a errhum..." said Raziel
"A BUG?!" shouted Zephon
"NO! A floating ghost thingy that's been around for a very long time but doesn't seem to realise theres an exit!" shouted Raziel back
"Oh... ok" said Zephon.
At this moment Zephon screamed for no reason and split his face into three. Raziel clapped, quite amused by his brother's trick.
"Raziel... I'm going to tell you something that even the lord doesn't know..." said Zephon, the sound of regret in his voice.
"You know you really should tell Rahab instead of keeping secrets from him." Said Raziel, slightly confused.
"No I meant... just nevermind... brother.. observe my true form!" said Zephon.
A puff of make up induced smoke came off... and there stood an old man, with a long beard and sunglasses and a T-shirt with the printed letters
"Just do it"
on it.
"Sweet mother of Zephon, is that really you Zephon?"
"Darn tootin young'un... it was I all along... Kain's just a pawn of mine... along with Melchiah, the Elder God... in fact everyone... even you." said the old man, now rocking backwards and forwards.
"Right ok then Zephon, so about the makeup..." Raziel was determined
"RAZIEL... can't you see? We are so much more than we once were... look at what I have done.. I have taken the human's weapon of destruction and made it into my home." said Zephon proudly.
"Well no offence buddy, but its a pretty crummy home you got here... you couldn't even afford decent wallpaper..." laughed Raziel.
"Be warned brother... as my stature has decreased as has my hunger... but my want for violence for no reason at all has increased dramatically... as have share prices recently." Zephon was becoming Hostile.
Raziel knew he was gonna end up killing Zephon... no make up made Raziel angry.. real angry..... Raziel walked up to Zephon, picked him up and put him on the fire.
Zephon was too slow for him however, and long after Raziel had put him on the fire he was still sitting down.
The director became angry once more and told Zephon to burn himself or he was gonna find a nasty surprise on next weeks paycheck.
Zephon moved double time onto the fire and as he burned into cinders the layers of makeup finally disintegrated, leaving not an old man... not a huge bug... but a spider.
Raziel screamed as he saw the spider... jumping out of a cathedral window he sighed... realising he'd landed in a pool of water he sighed once more...
After getting out the pool he saw something red, big and angry heading towards him.. it was Zephon's soul.
Zephon's soul began to toss and turn Raziel and threw him to the floor... Raziel was sure this was doing more harm than good but heard the Elder God's voice once more.
"Raziel, Zephon's make up full spider soul has given you an ability that is so very lame it'll make you puke... yes you can now climb walls that are so easy to climb anyway... I mean why you need someone's soul to realise you could stick your claws into the wall and climb up it... well we couldn't give you a fun power like being able to do backflips...OH no... anyway yeah err.. have fun."
Raziel felt terrible... another of his brothers gone to the abyss...he had a terrible family but he WOULD make it work...
Raziel sobbed as he slaughtered more of his nephews... and wondered why all his brothers had good looking clan symbols and his was just a question mark... he'd always been the odd one out...but not this time... this time he'd make the family work.
I call this one "Zephon: The real spider behind the mask" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------
Raziel was very distraught... after watching his youngest brother's death at the hand of Ronald... and after getting the ultimate spanking by his dad, Raziel was in a bad sort of mood.
After being told by Ariel AND the Elder God that there was some sort of INFESTATION... in the CATHERDERAL... where the GATE which you can PASS THROUGH is... Raziel decided he should probably take a look at the Cathedral near the gate you can pass through.
Raziel had also found out, that is was Zephon in there... it took a lot of work but eventually Raziel finally understood what the Elder God had been telling him...
"ZEPHON... is IN.. the CATHEDERAL"
Raziel struggled with the whole IN part... I mean how could he trust something, which had a blue tornado in the middle of it? That's right he couldn't... but he did (eventually.)
Raziel thought back to the days when he had been Kain's favourite... back in the good ol' days when Raziel still had his skin and crows didn't start biting rocks.
Zephon had always been the most... disturbed... of the brothers... he'd never been quite the same as everyone else.
Zephon had always been the brother who dipped into the dark arts of make up and ear styling... he had over 700 earrings and the girliest voice around. Kain had failed to notice that Zephon also had a huge fetish for Spiders and ate at least 5 billion a day... consequently Zephon had grown wings long before Raziel as he had consumed so many flies. Just Zephon did a damn good job of hiding it...
Of course all the others brothers knew he had wings... and tentacles... and a head that could split into three... and a fake nose... and X-ray glasses. Just when they grassed on him to Kain, Kain didn't believe them... cause each time Zephon put on SO much make up before hand, no one could tell who he was... (Raziel remembered hitting on Zephon once after a BIG mix up with makeup... that had been one of the most traumatic events of Raziel's life.)
Well Raziel wanted to know Zephon's secrets so he could dress up as Ariel to get that two faced effect. Raziel however knew, that Zephon was a tad bit unsociable and therefore phoned him in advance.
The phone in Zephon's cathedral rang... the phone, being part of Zephon was picked up quite quickly.
Raziel: Hey brother how ya been?
Zephon: Well I turned into a giant spider God thing, and I control this Cathedral... what you been up to?
Raziel: Avenging my death... accidentally killing all my brothers ya know the usual.
Zephon: Say you wanna come round?
Raziel: Well I am a bit busy... but I think I could swing by.
Zephon: Oh do you have the Soul Reaver yet?
Raziel: Yeah stole that off Kain ages ago
Zephon: Ok seeya in a few minutes then.
Raziel: Yeah seeya.
Raziel put the phone down... passed through the door that lead to the Cathedral and walked up to the monumental building. Raziel eagerly ran up to it, he desperately wanted to meet his brother; he had a lot of catching up to.
Bumping into a door that had the Soul Reaver marks on it and a Soul Reaver shaped hole in the middle of it, Raziel decided to throw rocks at the door. It didn't work Raziel hurled himself against the door... ramming against it, kicking it.. even getting his jaw out at it...
"Oh hehehehe" Raziel said with a light bulb appearing over his already beaming face... Raziel went into the specteral realm and rammed himself into the door once more.
"Zephon had always been mean, is it possible that he also was in league with McDonalds? No! Zephon would never betray us! I must succeed FOR KAIN.. I mean err.. for the ELDER!"
Raziel changed back into the Material realm after glancing at the "Walkthrough" he had... he pressed the square button.. only to find.. his controller... was broken.
After buying a new control and cursing wildly at Sony for making such a bad control in the first place (Yeah you guessed it I'm a Nintendo fan.) he finally put his hand in the door. Realising it was the wrong hand, he put the hand with the soul reaver into the door instead.
The door slid open, but Raziel's hand was trapped... he got flung against the side, his hand still trapped into the door, his life slowly going down and down... till he faded into the specteral realm and broke free of the doors evil grip.
After the minor door problem Raziel burst into the door, stood on the strange blue thing that somehow lets you go back to the Material Realm and saw a spider.
Raziel did the best thing he could to deal with the situation; he jumped on top of a small stool and shrieked as loud as he could. The spider glanced at Raziel and walked off...
Raziel gave a sigh of relief and walked forward... BOOM a 6-foot vampire that was basically a spider burst into Raziel and knocked him to the floor.
Raziel got up and started shouting at the vampire.
"You fool, you knocked me over... what do you think you are a jungle creature or something?"
"Well I am part of a ra-" tried to reply the Vampire
"The speed you were going anyone would think you were an evolved vampire of the Zephoniam clan who evolved into insect like spider creatures... which of course is a totally laughable idea."
The vampire told Raziel his life story which consisted of one sentence.
"I am a spider vampire in the Zephoniam clan, spare me a dime guv'nor."
Raziel, sickened by the sight of the poor wallpaper job in the Cathedral replied with rage.
"What manner of interior designer are you that you cannot make your own bad TV show that people only watch to have a damn good laugh at you failing?!" Raziel took a step back, actually quite scared by the spider-like vampire interior designer bloke.
But then Raziel remembered... he was the one holding all the cards.
The lighting went down to a gambling mood, a cigarette appeared in both the vampire and Raziel's mouth, as well as an American accent in the Vampire's voice and a blackjack table falling from the sky.
"Hit me" Raziel said
The Vampire paused a second, trying to remember what Blackjack was... he was about to kick the table over and start a drunken bar fight when he realised Raziel was referring to the cards.
"17" the vampire said
"Hit me" Raziel called out again.
The vampire paused once more... wondering whether Raziel could do with a friendly slap. He'd rather not with Raziel being immortal and immensely powerful.
"21" the vampire said
"Hit me" Raziel said calmly
"But sir!" the vampire exclaimed
"I SAID HIT ME DAMMIT!" Raziel now getting up.
The vampire, realising that perhaps Raziel wasn't talking about cards anymore-slapped Raziel.
Raziel, realising that this was no longer about cards tried to shake hands with the vampire, but the vampire who was determined to make Raziel happy continued to pummel him.
Raziel, now seeing there was no reasoning tried to use the soul reaver, but his spiral energy was not at full and the damn reaver had run off... he tried to claw the Vampire's eyes out but didn't want to get his claws dirty... Raziel just tapped the vampire in a vain effort to make him stop... the vampire, now extremely worn out... collapsed.
Raziel accidentally tripped over the vampire, his claws landed straight through the vampire's heart... killing him.
Raziel felt terrible... he'd killed another of his nephews, he was a terrible uncle. As he devoured the child's soul he wondered why the souls all looked and tasted radioactive, Raziel now thinking his new diet was potentially life threatening carried on without a care in the world... except that of make up.
Raziel knew this place had been a massive human weapon against Kain's empire...
"A weapon of brass and stone" said Raziel to himself. "Zephon's really done well for himself." However Raziel could not picture the place as a weapon... did it grow legs and run after annoying chimney sweeping children who claimed they knew where the Nobles stashed the drugs? Or did it fall on its side and roll after potential targets?
Then Raziel knew... it sat there until Vampires infested it because it was totally defenceless... how stupid Raziel had been, thinking that the Cathedral could be USEFUL.
After exploring the massive building, stirring up trouble by smacking bells and giggling at the loud noises, and smashing open windows with the sheer sound of it Raziel came across a serious block puzzle.
Raziel scratched his noggin and tried to wonder how he pushing a bunch of blocks into block like holes could trigger a switch to become switch able.. but it did.
After a lot of random block pushing and turning and vampire slaying Raziel came across a room that was similar.
What mystified Raziel further was there appeared to be an infinite amount of vampires... unless Raziel did not consume their souls... perhaps this was the Elder's way of teasing him.
Then Raziel heard the Elder's wise words.
"I thought you were getting a little podgy Raziel, now we can't have the hero fat can we? Or if he has spots its a big no no... Raziel remember... you need this job... but this job does not need you."
Raziel... not fully understanding what the Elder meant, assumed it was more helpful/good news and looked increasingly smug.
Raziel had also discovered a new type of foe... Humans... that were wearing red skirts.
At first Raziel assumed that this human was one of the fabled "ladies"... but then the Human started throwing knife like sticks at Raziel in a hostile way. The human seemed to have been ignorant to the fact that
a) His aim was terrible
b) Raziel was holding the Soul Reaver which could and would kill him in one shot
c) He was fighting for the wrong team
Well Raziel continued on his merry way, until he got to a room where a hunter with a flamethrower (Devon knows what they'll come up with next) was cut in two.
"Heh, I'll probably need that to light my cigars off." Raziel had NO intention of killing any more of his brothers... I mean think of Kain's will after he died...
"And my entire empire I leave to my only heir... er... that Human fighting for the wrong team, may you do your job as well as I have."
Raziel thought that was a pretty sorry looking will, and therefore didn't want to kill anymore of his brothers.
After bursting into the room he caught sight of a giant bug stuck on the wall... ... the conflict music began to play.
Raziel looked at the giant bug which appeared to have a curtain of buglike arms above it... suddenly a face type thing came out of the middle bit and started laughing in a girly voice.
"RAZIEL... as you can see I've become a giant spider and thrown myself into the wall so I could be one with this cathedral." Said the bug, now known as Zephon
"Yeah one of your kids told me." said Raziel
"Damn, I wanted it to be a surprise too..." replied Zephon.
Raziel walked up to Zephon and shook one of his bug like hands.
"So blue skinned brother, what do you want from this oversized excuse for a boss?" asked Zephon
"Well Zephon, there's this real hot lady I know called Ariel." started Raziel
"Is this the kinda hot that'll kill me, or the kinda" Zephon stopped as he tried to wolf whistle, but it sounded more like a bee dying and its family trying to comfort the parents. "hot?"
"Errr... bit of both, mainly the first." said Raziel.
"And I suppose you want me to kill her for you?" Smiled Zephon.
"Nah I'll do that later... look Zephon... I really wanna dress up in her... errhum... style.. I've often wondered whats it like to be a y'know.. a errhum..." said Raziel
"A BUG?!" shouted Zephon
"NO! A floating ghost thingy that's been around for a very long time but doesn't seem to realise theres an exit!" shouted Raziel back
"Oh... ok" said Zephon.
At this moment Zephon screamed for no reason and split his face into three. Raziel clapped, quite amused by his brother's trick.
"Raziel... I'm going to tell you something that even the lord doesn't know..." said Zephon, the sound of regret in his voice.
"You know you really should tell Rahab instead of keeping secrets from him." Said Raziel, slightly confused.
"No I meant... just nevermind... brother.. observe my true form!" said Zephon.
A puff of make up induced smoke came off... and there stood an old man, with a long beard and sunglasses and a T-shirt with the printed letters
"Just do it"
on it.
"Sweet mother of Zephon, is that really you Zephon?"
"Darn tootin young'un... it was I all along... Kain's just a pawn of mine... along with Melchiah, the Elder God... in fact everyone... even you." said the old man, now rocking backwards and forwards.
"Right ok then Zephon, so about the makeup..." Raziel was determined
"RAZIEL... can't you see? We are so much more than we once were... look at what I have done.. I have taken the human's weapon of destruction and made it into my home." said Zephon proudly.
"Well no offence buddy, but its a pretty crummy home you got here... you couldn't even afford decent wallpaper..." laughed Raziel.
"Be warned brother... as my stature has decreased as has my hunger... but my want for violence for no reason at all has increased dramatically... as have share prices recently." Zephon was becoming Hostile.
Raziel knew he was gonna end up killing Zephon... no make up made Raziel angry.. real angry..... Raziel walked up to Zephon, picked him up and put him on the fire.
Zephon was too slow for him however, and long after Raziel had put him on the fire he was still sitting down.
The director became angry once more and told Zephon to burn himself or he was gonna find a nasty surprise on next weeks paycheck.
Zephon moved double time onto the fire and as he burned into cinders the layers of makeup finally disintegrated, leaving not an old man... not a huge bug... but a spider.
Raziel screamed as he saw the spider... jumping out of a cathedral window he sighed... realising he'd landed in a pool of water he sighed once more...
After getting out the pool he saw something red, big and angry heading towards him.. it was Zephon's soul.
Zephon's soul began to toss and turn Raziel and threw him to the floor... Raziel was sure this was doing more harm than good but heard the Elder God's voice once more.
"Raziel, Zephon's make up full spider soul has given you an ability that is so very lame it'll make you puke... yes you can now climb walls that are so easy to climb anyway... I mean why you need someone's soul to realise you could stick your claws into the wall and climb up it... well we couldn't give you a fun power like being able to do backflips...OH no... anyway yeah err.. have fun."
Raziel felt terrible... another of his brothers gone to the abyss...he had a terrible family but he WOULD make it work...
Raziel sobbed as he slaughtered more of his nephews... and wondered why all his brothers had good looking clan symbols and his was just a question mark... he'd always been the odd one out...but not this time... this time he'd make the family work.
