Part 13: Tango

Lex and Lana's eyelids fluttered shut as his head dipped lower and rested on Lana's shoulder.

"Thank you for doing this for me Lex" Lana said almost dreamily.

"It's been my pleasure."

Lana's head snapped back suddenly to look Lex in the eyes, in a very excited voice, "I mean, who else would agree to teach me to ballroom dance?"

Their bodies shifted into a perfect dancing poise, "Well I think Clark would if you asked him"

"I know but I want to have both my feet intact when I'm finished, plus I don't even think Clark knows how to ballroom dance." Really all I want to do is surprise him with my amazing dancing skills whenever Lex decides to invite us to some function in Metropolis next. I'm sick of looking like a fool next to all those society snobs. Just my little secret.

They began moving in time with the music playing in the background. "How were you thinking I could make up being late to you then?"

"I thought we could maybe branch out to the Tango for a little fun." Lex smiled 'sexily' at Lana

Lana looked at Lex shocked. What the hell? Isn't the Tango the dance of love?! Why's he trying to look sexy, the spotlight glinting off his shiny head would counteract his most valiant efforts anyway? Lex.me, UGH! That is just so gross! I should've known he was after something; Lex never does anything without a hidden agenda. Paedophile. What does he think I am, jail bait?! That complete bastard! He's one of Clark's best friends, yet he would go after the girl he likes? Thinks just because he's rich and powerful, he can have anything he wants, or anyone he wants. Egomaniacal, chauvinistic pig! I'll show him!

Lana pulled Lex closer, Lex giving out a small groan of appreciation.

"You like that Lex?"

"Oh yeah" Lex nodded enthusiastically.

"I'll bet you'll like this even more"

Lana's hand skimmed down his chest, slowly towards his crotch. In a burst of speed, she grabbed his balls in a death grip and twisted as hard as she could. Lex screamed in agony. After a few seconds Lana's grip relented, satisfied she had caused him sufficient pain.

Just as Lex's expression calmed, she brought her knee up to replace her hand causing Lex to scream again and keel over on the floor. Lana walked calmly to the door, turning just before she shut the door behind her.

"I'm going to see my boyfriend Clark now." Ok, so he's not my boyfriend just yet but he will be soon enough. "Hope you have a nice evening, you might want to get some ice on that." Before it swells and turns purple and blue. I don't think Lex will be getting any any time soon. Hopefully he'll have second thoughts the next time he offers to teach anyone the Tango.he was so just using that as a euphemism.